As the Purple Star gradually disappeared in the sky, a red light bloomed on Xiao Xiangxiang's pretty face. She immersed the Purple Crystal Soul into her brows and successfully completed the upgrade. She has been promoted from the seventh level of Daotai Realm to the fifth level of Kuhai Realm.
To put it in modern terms, it's like riding in a helicopter.
“Congratulations on your promotion!”
Xu Xiaotian said.
"Congratulations to you too!"
"Congratulations on what?"
"Congratulations, you don't have to pretend to be my bodyguard anymore!"
"???"
"You tried your best to help me improve my realm, but you just wanted to get rid of me, this burden, so that you don't have to be my bodyguard anymore."
"Unfair, I never thought of it that way. As long as you are willing, I am willing to protect you and be your bodyguard."
"You like me?"
Xu Xiaotian remained silent for a long while.
"What if I go crazy someday? Will you still love me and protect me?"
"good!"
"It turns out that you only love my appearance."
"???"
"You seem to be missing some sense of humor."
Xu Xiaotian recalled an incident in his previous life and said, "Let me tell you a humorous story. In the third year of high school, you can understand that it is the third-level advanced class of the college. There was a classmate who spent every day in the Internet cafe and never went to class.
"cybercafe?"
“Oh, it’s where you play games.”
"oh."
"But he took every exam and never missed one. He always ranked last. Later I found out that before every exam, the second-to-last student in the class would top up a 10-yuan King of Glory membership card for him, begging him to take the exam."
"This story doesn't seem very humorous."
Then let me tell you another one.
During the reign of Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, a eunuch stopped a minister and forced him to tell a joke. The minister said, "Once upon a time, there was a man..." and then remained silent for a long time.
The eunuch hurriedly urged: "Next, what's next? Go on..."
"There's nothing below..."
"What's missing down there?"
Xiao Xiangxiang also asked urgently.
"???"
"Hahaha……"
Xiao Xiangxiang seemed to react instantly. Her face flushed, and she finally burst out laughing, her smile was gorgeous, revealing a row of white teeth.
"You seem to have a sense of humor, but this story is a bit too vulgar for a girl."
"Hehe."
"Don't you feel tired of following me so invisible?"
"It doesn't matter whether I'm tired or not. The key is whether it's worth it. It's my honor to serve a beauty like you."
This is the truth spoken by Xu Xiaotian, who is surrounded by many female disciples.
Wasting one of his clones to protect one person did break his historical record.
"I'm a little tired, I want to borrow something from you."
Xiao Xiangxiang's peach blossom eyes are bright and attractive.
"What are you thinking about?"
"Let me lean on your shoulder."
"good."
Xiao Xiangxiang smiled charmingly and gently leaned her head on his right shoulder.
"Strange, why does your body seem to have no temperature?"
"Yes, this is just a clone. My real body is at Zizhi Peak."
Xiao Xiangxiang looked at him carefully, and gently touched his body with her slender jade fingers. Sure enough, she felt a flash of light and a phantom emerged.
"Humph, none of you men are good! Even the one protecting me is just a clone, why not the real one? Get lost!"
Xiao Xiangxiang's pretty face turned red with anger. She jumped up from the ground and stomped her feet.
Women are really the most troublesome animals in the world. They are so ungrateful.
Xu Xiaotian sighed and turned away.
"Then I'm leaving."
"That's a nice thought. Did I tell you to get lost? Forget it. A ghost is better than nothing."
This woman is really making a fuss. It's a pity that I can't leave.
The two stopped talking and walked forward in silence.
On the way, they actually discovered the shadows of many heaven-level second-level monsters, stone dragons, and earth-level first-level monsters, such as the ape white wolf.
My goodness, this monster is divided into four levels: heaven, earth, black and yellow. These heaven-level and earth-level monsters are extremely difficult to find.
The two of them killed all the monsters in an instant and took away their inner elixirs. The inner elixirs of such monsters were great treasures, but Xu Xiaotian was not interested in them. However, they were of great use to Xiao Xiangxiang.
Walking in the darkness, Xiao Xiangxiang could sense the rising and falling heat of the monsters in the distance. She was still nervous and said, "Hey, wooden man, can't you just lead me by the hand?"
Xu Xiaotian smiled bitterly and gently held her soft hand. He felt the fragrance of her body coming over him and his heart was moved.
"A stone man without warmth!"
Xiao Xiangxiang complained.
She suddenly had a feeling in her heart: she seemed willing to let the man in front of her hold her hand and keep walking with her, even if this road was an endless dead end.
Xu Xiaotian said again: "I think... I think..."
Xiao Xiangxiang blushed and said, "You...what do you want to say?"
She was really worried that if the boy suddenly said something like "I want to kiss you", she wouldn't know how to respond.
Xu Xiaotian held her delicate hands tightly and said softly: "Xiangxiang, I feel like there is no turning back after holding your hand!"
Xiao Xiangxiang felt sweet in her heart and remained silent.
The two of them went around a few more bends, and the road ahead gradually became wider...
Xiao Xiangxiang suddenly said: "I have a fire starter! I almost forgot about it!"
She took out a small bottle from her storage bracelet, opened the cap, and many firefly-like insects flew out...
The twinkling lights of fireflies on the dark forest path are like a unique landscape, making people full of longing for light.
Xiao Xiangxiang giggled and said, "This flying insect is not a firefly. It is a kind of fire ant that originated from the Night Demon Country in the Western Region! A flying ant! It will catch fire when it encounters wind!"
She murmured, "Xiyasiri, light my holy fire! Xiyasiri, light my holy fire!"
He silently gathered his Qi and pushed his palms forward… The wind from his palms spread everywhere, and the fire ants instantly multiplied by a hundred times, spontaneously combusting and turning into a shining little fireball. They lined up in a long line, lighting up the entire passage like hanging lanterns…
After half an hour, the lanterns formed by the fire ants became dimmer and dimmer, and finally went out...
Where the fire ants were killed, a small grass shining with blue light appeared.
Blue Soul Grass? Legend has it that the Blue Soul Grass has the power to turn the tide.
Xiao Xiangxiang gently pulled out the blue soul grass and put it into the storage bag.
Xiaotian sighed, "These fire ants are really very spiritual. Their lives are very short. They burn themselves to light up others, and then disappear in a short period of glory! When the fire goes out, the light of their lives goes out too..."
After a long time, they walked out of the primeval forest and collected a lot of rare treasures. Of course, of course, all of them were swallowed up by Xiao Xiangxiang.
It's late at night and everything is quiet.
They came to an alley in a small town in Xiu Country.
Suddenly, a woman's sobbing was heard.
They found a disheveled, long-haired woman crying deep in the alley.
When I approached her and asked her why, the woman choked up and said, "I was assaulted by a pervert!"
"Are you okay?"
“He grabbed my breasts from behind and then let go immediately.
"Isn't it all right then?"
"He said, what bad luck, I didn't expect it to be a flat-chested man."
"Then why are you crying?"
"You can violate me, but you can't insult me... woo woo..."