Chapter 25 Mr. Spider 01 Big belly and hair all over the body. ...
"Help! This is already the fifth payment this month, and it's different from what's said online!"
You looked at your best friend worriedly: "Xiaoyang, if I have a 30th birthday party in a few years, can I get these gifts back?"
My best friend Xiaoyang shook her head helplessly: "Tsk, another one gone crazy."
You looked up at the sky and shouted weakly: "I also want to have a sweet love with a handsome guy——"
"Come on, you've been a solo woman since birth, and you've got a lot to think about. You're lucky enough to find a reliable partner, but you're still thinking about handsome guys. Don't you know that handsome guys are a scarce resource?"
You looked down at your friends' circle again, at the couple photos posted by your friends. Hmm, the girl looked like a fairy, and the boy... was barely a human being.
You gave a wry smile. "Okay, you're right."
As expected, it is destined that those who love good looks will always be single.
"Okay, I have something to do, so I'll leave first. You can figure out how to get out of being single."
Your best friend left, leaving you lying on the bed like a salted fish, pondering deeply.
So, what will your future partner be like?
Isn’t it popular to say that there is a true destiny? If you knew it in advance, wouldn’t you have missed out on the one you are destined to be with?
You took out your phone and started browsing Xiaomoushu. Perhaps it was the mysterious power of big data that pushed a post to you on the homepage.
Free Tarot reading for those who are destined to be with you, first come first served
This is really like a pillow falling on your doorstep when you are dozing off. It is such a good thing.
You immediately click on the post and privately message the tarot reader, who then sends you her WeChat ID.
The moment you add the tarot master's WeChat, you still consider the possibility that he is a scammer, but you have thought about it in advance. If there are any unnecessary steps or paid items, you will run away quickly.
Fortunately, there was no unnecessary process after adding a friend. The other party just sent a message.
【Bao, what question do you want to ask? 】
You quickly replied: [Ross, I want to know about my soulmate. It would be best if I could know what he looks like and when I can expect to meet him.]
[Okay, I'll deal the cards now. You recite your question in your mind, then choose three numbers from 1-78 and tell me.]
You chose three numbers and sent them.
After a while, a call came from the other end.
"Let me first tell you about your personal situation to verify the direction of the interpretation, which will help me interpret the other cards."
You certainly have no objection to this.
"Your kinship is very weak, not even close to your parents. You must have lived with your grandparents since childhood. Your relationships with the opposite sex are average. You probably haven't had much of a romantic relationship, or at most, just one. I think it's more likely that you've never had one..."
"That's right, that's right."
This is a real master. He can actually tell you everything about your personal situation. You are lucky this time and there is hope for you to get out of being single.
"If it matches, I'll continue reading... Well, your true love actually appeared quite early, probably ten years ago."
"...Ten years ago?!" You were very surprised. "I was still in high school then, right? We were classmates or something?"
"Then I'm not sure. The card shows that he's from the past, but you should run into him again in the near future, probably within three months."
“…”
You pondered for a moment, remembering that there seemed to be some kind of class reunion happening in the second half of the year. You hadn't really wanted to go in the first place, so maybe you had to go and take a look...
But, are there really any handsome guys among your high school classmates who meet your aesthetic standards? They all seem to be ugly and ugly. Could it be that some men have changed a lot after they grew up?
"Okay, please, Ross, can you tell me about his appearance?"
This is more critical, as it helps you narrow your search range and strike accurately.
"Wait a moment...let me take a look."
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time before someone spoke again: "I'll make up another one for you."
"Yeah, I'm not in a hurry, Laws. You can take your time."
Almost another five or six minutes passed, until you couldn't help yawning, and the tarot master spoke again.
"Your true love's physical characteristics are as follows. First, he is very tall, probably much taller than the average man, and his limbs are relatively slender and long."
Wow, being tall is a standard feature of a handsome guy, and he also has long limbs. Even if he is not a big handsome guy, he should be a handsome guy with a delicate figure.
You're so happy that the corners of your mouth can't help curling up: "Taller is better, taller is better. I'm tall to begin with, and I was worried that he wouldn't be tall enough."
"Well...he has two very notable characteristics."
"What?" You didn't realize that the tarot reader was hesitant at all, and asked excitedly.
"That's right, his belly will be bigger."
“…Huh?” You were stunned for a moment, “What does this mean?”
"Literally, it means he'll have a very large belly... Also, his body hair will be much thicker than that of an ordinary person."
Although the tarot reader said it very tactfully, you still understood it.
You were completely dumbfounded by this and quickly asked, "Wait, Royce, are you saying... my soulmate will not only have a big beer belly, but also be covered in hair?!"
"Uh, that's not what I meant. It's what the tarot cards describe. I'm just conveying it objectively."
"Liar! Wow! Big liar!!!"
You hung up the phone angrily and blocked the tarot reader in just half a second. Even after doing this, you still felt scared.
Big belly and hairy all over.
Even if you die, you can't fall in love with someone who looks like this!
Damn charlatan! Waste your feelings!
After calming down for a while, you decided to put this unlucky thing behind you completely.
Instead of dating, it’s better to make money.
You want to use all the time other people spend dating, getting married and having children to make money!
That's what you originally thought.
Unfortunately, however… the very next day after you set your ambitious resolution, you see your name on the company’s optimization list.
Unemployment came unexpectedly.
You can only start looking for a job again and submit your resume to various companies.
But the general environment is like this, you can never find a job you like. Either the salary is too low, or there are too few holidays, or too much overtime. To sum it up, there is too much work, too little pay, and it is far from home. Your health is not very good to begin with, and it is not worth it to work yourself sick. You might as well not be a slave.
The lease on your house just happened to expire, and after much deliberation, you finally decided to go back to your hometown and take a break for a while.
Two years ago, your grandparents passed away one after another, leaving you a house with a yard in your hometown. At that time, you were dazzled by the prosperity of the big city and never thought about returning to your hometown to live.
Anyway, it's convenient for me to go anywhere alone, and I have some savings. It would be nice to go back to my hometown, lie down and rest for a while, and give myself a vacation.
The only drawback may be that it is not very convenient to find lambs to play with after returning to my hometown, but now transportation and the Internet are very developed, so it is actually okay.
After making the decision, you felt relieved. You are a very efficient person, so you immediately started packing your luggage and informed your friends one by one of your decision to return home.
After having a farewell dinner with Xiaoyang, you finally set out on the journey back home.
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My hometown is a small village surrounded by mountains. There are no tall buildings and no convenient transportation. After getting off the train, you have to take a bus.
Sitting in the bumpy bus, you can see rolling woods and hear the chirping of cicadas that is unique to midsummer.
The sky here seems to be bluer than in the city, not to mention the air you breathe, which has a cleanness that penetrates your heart. You deeply suspect that your rhinitis can be cured without treatment if you stay here for a while.
The only drawback may be that because the greenery is so good, the number of mosquitoes is also frighteningly large.
You are a mosquito-attracting person, and you are in dire straits as soon as you get off the bus. You have to drag the heavy suitcase while chasing away the mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes in my hometown are all those poisonous black and white mosquitoes. If you get bit by them, you will get a big bump that is painful and itchy.
What a mistake. I had been away from home for so long that I didn't think about this at all. Otherwise, I would have brought mosquito repellent.
But something strange happened.
The closer I got to home, the fewer mosquitoes I could see with the naked eye, and even the tiny flying insects under the street lights were gone.
You think, maybe it’s because the village is better built now than before, and mosquitoes are also being controlled.
The villagers go to bed early. Although it was only around seven or eight o'clock, there were not many people on the road. It was quiet and peaceful.
That's good too, so you don't have to be gossiped about by your fellow villagers, who will say why you went back to the countryside when you got into college and have a good job in the city.
Although it will be known sooner or later, the longer it can be delayed, the better.
You walk briskly, identifying the buildings along the way that have changed but still seem a little familiar, and finally stop in front of a very old wooden door.
The snow-white walls in your memory have now turned yellow, and the people who grew up with you are no longer here.
You touched the scratches on the wooden door. They were left by you when you were a child and you were beaten for it.
"Ah—" You sighed.
Since your grandparents passed away, no one has lived in this house and you have never been back. Originally, there was a neighbor who helped take care of it, but last year, the neighbor's grandmother was taken to the city by her daughter to live in retirement.
You can imagine how dirty and dilapidated the little house behind the gate must be...
I don't know if I can finish cleaning it today.
You pushed open the wooden door with such worries, but as soon as you saw the scene behind the door, you were stunned.
The yard that should have been overgrown with weeds was not only covered with emerald green lawns, but also had a patch of unknown flowers planted in the corner of the yard. The old house that should have been covered with dust looked as if it had just been cleaned and was exceptionally clean.
Who did it?
You are very confused. After all, this house is the inheritance left to you by your grandparents. You are the only one who has the key, and the neighbor's key has been sent back to you. It is impossible for anyone else to come in.
Is it possible that someone would illegally break into someone else's property and quietly claim it as their own? No, isn't it even more shocking... is there anyone who wants this old house in the countryside?!
He's not some homeless person...
Your heartbeat quickened instantly, your palm clenched the bag in your hand, and you walked forward cautiously with light steps until you reached the front door of the house.
There was no light in the house, it was pitch black and I couldn't see anything.
You took out your key and inserted it into the door lock, only to discover to your surprise that the lock had not been changed.
“Click—”
Could it be that the neighbor’s grandmother cleaned it specially before she left?
As you thought this, you pushed open the door and fumbled for the light switch on the wall.
"Let me help you open it."
Suddenly, a young man's voice rang in my ears.
Although the sound was pleasant, it still scared you. You turned your head around but didn't see anyone, and thought you were hallucinating.
Until you see a slender hand reaching down from above your head, considerately helping you find and press the light switch at the door.
The orange light finally came on, and you suddenly found yourself shrouded in a large shadow.
You swallowed subconsciously, slowly raised your head, and the moment you saw what was on the ceiling clearly, you fainted.
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