Chapter 20: Catching chickens and cooking, Shi Yu, Shi Yun, and Shi Bu were imprisoned together...
Carpenter Chen's voice was broken and shocked: "Oh my god, my cock!!!"
Shi Yun was holding Chen Chen in his left hand and An Shuqi, who was flying towards him, in his right hand. He looked forward and was stunned in his place:
The simple chicken coop collapsed unexpectedly and the hens fled in panic.
In an instant, colorful chicken feathers were flying in the air, and the yard was in chaos, it was so lively!
An Huaixu obviously did not expect such a situation. His brows were slightly furrowed, and his eyes revealed rare surprise and confusion.
He lowered his head as if he sensed something, and stared silently at a chicken that was strutting in front of him.
The chicken tilted its head: "Cluck, cluck."
Jiang Song was even more miserable, he was bending down to coax Jiang Nianyu.
Suddenly—a frightened chicken flapped its wings and flew over to his head, rubbed its feet, and made its home on the spot!
Jiang Song’s handsome face turned pale and he dared not move.
Jiang Nianyu just recovered, opened his eyes and closed them in an instant, crying even louder: "Dad, Daddy, ah wow!!"
She turned around and snuggled into Shi Yun's arms, as if he was not her dear father but some kind of ferocious beast.
The children in the village are used to seeing these things, and they seem much more stable compared to them.
But it didn't stay stable for more than a few minutes.
Lucky and Fangyuan chased the chickens.
"Yu Jiazheng, he's heading your way, let's outflank him!"
Yujia has popcorn-style hair and a serious expression on her chubby face, just like a goalkeeper on a football field. She stares closely at the hen flying towards her and pounces forward at the right time!
Lucky was in sync with his movements, and the two watched each other getting closer and closer, but could do nothing. Finally, there was a "bang" and they fell to the ground!
Fang Yuan, the only one left, was carrying everyone's hopes and concentrating on catching the chicken. However, he was clumsy and was tripped by Ning Jiazheng's outstretched leg after running only two steps.
The little chicken cried out "Ouch" repeatedly, holding its chest and head high, and leaving a bunch of little footprints on them.
Lucky struggled and yelled: "This is so unlucky!"
Our girls' team, Li Zhiqing, rushed up alone, and with quick, fierce and accurate movements, she grabbed the chicken that had just crawled out from under the shed and was still in a daze.
Her left shoe was lost and her socks were pitch black. Although she was wearing her right shoe, her mouth was accidentally opened, obviously because it was scratched just now.
She didn't think anything was wrong, and she put her hands on her waist and said proudly: "Teacher, light the fire and add more food!"
The chick was dying in her hands.
Carpenter Chen no longer cared about whether he was recording or not, or whether his waist was okay or not. He threw the basket in his hand to the ground, and shouts of "Oh my God," "Oh my God," and "Chicken" rushed over.
Chen Duoduo followed closely behind: "My eggs!"
"My hair!" Jiang Song collapsed and asked Shi Yun for help: "They are too much. Do you know that hair is the most precious thing for a middle-aged man!"
Shi Yun skillfully grabbed the chicken’s wings and quickly rescued him.
Jiang Song lowered his head quickly, motioning for Shi Yun to look at him: "I'm not bald, am I?!"
Shi Yun silently hid the few strands of hair in his hand: "No, they are fine."
Jiang Song got angry, fixed his hair, rolled up his sleeves, and entered the chaotic battlefield.
An Huaixu originally thought it was troublesome and didn't want to deal with these things, but An Shuqi was a novice and insisted on provoking him. Soon, he was pecked by the two chickens and ran around the yard, crying and calling for his mother.
Shi Yun held Jiang Nianyu in his arms, carried Chenchen on his back, and chased after him relentlessly: "Shuqi, stop running, come to the teacher!"
An Shuqi was immersed in fear and could not hear any sound.
After more than ten seconds, Shi Yun's movements gradually slowed down. He was obviously exhausted and stood there panting: "Teacher An, Teacher An, help!"
An Huaixu clicked his tongue, took a few steps forward and picked up An Shuqi.
An Shuqi found someone to support him and started to cry out while hugging him.
The chicken that was chasing An Shuqi just now did not flinch when it encountered a tough guy. It pecked at An Huaixu's shoes with great vigor and vigor, and shouted to challenge him: "Cluck--"
Before it could even make a "click" sound, An Huaixu had already put it into the cage.
Shi Yun and a group of little girls applauded him: "Wow, you are awesome!"
An Huaixu was furious: "You are so noisy!"
Jiang Song passed by them holding a chicken. He had obviously gone crazy. He had lost his gentle and elegant appearance and instead looked like a cold-blooded executioner.
"You can hit me, you can scold me, but how can you touch my hair!"
The barrage was full of laughter:
[There are a few big words on Jiang Song's body: "If you don't take revenge for killing someone, you are not a gentleman." Oh my god, the little squirrel now finally makes me feel the same as before! ]
[This accident was so fake that I began to doubt whether it was real. ]
[Please ask, what was An Huaixu thinking when he looked at the chicken?]
[Carpenter Chen's figure revealed a sense of misery and misery, and I laughed so hard that I lost weight.]
[Catching sheep next door, catching chickens here, this kids show is really unconventional! 】
[Anshi's interaction is so natural, is the unfamiliar brother familiar with him? 】
[They both always give me a feeling of "In this chaotic world, I only have eyes for you". Oh my god, so sweet! ]
The sweeter and happier they are, the more pain and worry Director Lin feels.
He turned to the left. The shot of Chen Duoduo's house was in chaos, and he felt tired.
Turning to the right, we saw Wang Xiaodou’s house. Guaiguai was riding on a sheep and couldn’t get off. He was being carried around in the yard and was suffocating.
Only the Central Class Mu Miao's family was safe and sound, and the years were peaceful, which could temporarily heal him.
He could not have imagined that after almost a lifetime of hard work, he would encounter a career setback just as he was about to retire.
If he is guilty, please let God punish him instead of letting him be in a live broadcast with so many problems that he cannot find any emergency plan to match the situation in front of him!
After an unknown amount of time, this chaotic war finally came to an end.
An Huaixu grabbed the last chicken, helped Carpenter Chen repair the chicken coop, clapped his hands and stood up.
Carpenter Chen stood by and counted the chicken heads. He counted them back and forth two or three times, and finally felt relieved after confirming that there were no casualties or missing items.
He looked at the embarrassed Jiang Song and the equally disgusted An Huaixu, and felt embarrassed: "I'm sorry, you two. I clearly asked you to do the mission, but I didn't expect that I would do something like this."
Jiang Song played to his heart's content and felt very happy. Hearing this, he told him not to worry about it: "We should thank you for giving the children such a vivid practical lesson."
Carpenter Chen looked in the direction he was looking.
Chen Duoduo was holding up her eggs, showing off happily.
Jiang Nianyu and An Shuqi surrounded her, their little faces filled with envy.
"So, that's how eggs are made!"
"Chickens pop out of eggs, so can we see chicks soon?!"
Xingyun, Fangyuan and Ningjia were picking up feathers on the ground with their butts sticking out.
"Oh, you're lucky you touched chicken poop!"
"What? This is water... Ugh, shit!"
Li Zhiqing sat on a small stool, swinging her feet, and was talking to the little girl Lin Yun, who was the only one not affected by the war and who had always stayed quietly in the corner.
She said ten sentences, and Lin Yun took a long time to answer only one.
Shi Yun sat next to them.
After he found Li Zhiqing's lost shoe from the chicken coop, he borrowed a long needle and thick thread from Carpenter Chen and began to mend the other torn shoe with a focused attitude.
Occasionally, when he heard some funny conversation, he would stop what he was doing, turn his head and say a few words.
Carpenter Chen rested for a while, and at Jiang Song's suggestion, his back started to hurt again.
He led them to a simple hearth made of stones.
An Huaixu and Jiang Song stood in front of a piece of wood, lost in thought.
"Is this... asking us to make fire by rubbing two sticks together?"
An Huaixu, who wanted to finish the work quickly and go home to wash off the smell of chicken shit, was so angry that he laughed, and the obvious anger was burning from behind him.
Jiang Song couldn't help with chopping wood, so he volunteered to lead the children to make fire by drilling wood.
There were exactly two pieces of wood, and we worked in groups of four.
The children followed Jiang Song out of curiosity and tried their best to imitate him for half a day, but nothing happened.
Lucky, who had run out of patience, gave up and was unwilling to work anymore, while An Shuqi, Fang Yuan and Ning Jia were still working hard.
After a moment, someone shouted "Ah!" from somewhere: "Fire, fire!"
An Huaixu had just come out of the house after simply washing his hands and face when he heard this voice.
He looked up and saw it was a girls group.
Secretary Lin Yun was very focused on her work and hardly received any interruptions from the outside world, so they finished the task quickly under Jiang Song's guidance.
Li Zhiqing was extremely excited to see Xiao Huomiao and called the boys over.
The eight children happily gathered around the small fire, exclaiming "Wow" one after another as if they had seen some treasure that shocked the world.
However, the flame was weak, and without any other flammable materials to ignite it, it soon showed signs of going out.
Jiang Song picked up some dry firewood nearby and started a fire.
An Huaixu stood aside at this time: "Take them away."
Continuing the same speech as last time, Jiang Song quickly understood An Huaixu's meaning and quickly gathered the children to an open space.
As soon as he stood still, he thought, it seems like they are cooking behind.
I still remember that in a certain variety show, An Huaixu was famous on the Internet as the "kitchen killer"...
In order to avoid repeating history, he turned back and said, "Let me do it. I can only cook some home cooking, but the taste is okay."
An Huaixu raised his eyebrows, glanced at him, and continued to add fuel to the fire: "You stink."
Jiang Song's perfect mask had a crack: "..."
Jiang Nianyu was playing with Chenchen nearby. Upon hearing the sound, she gave him the most painful blow in a childish voice: "Smelly... Daddy is no longer the sweet daddy!"
Jiang Song was struck by lightning and squatted down in the sun to bask in the sun.
Shi Yun tilted his head and was about to say, "Then I'll do it." Unexpectedly, before he took half a step forward, An Huaixu said coldly, "You're not much better."
Shi Yun smelled his clothes carefully. After a moment, he moved a small chair and sat next to Jiang Song.
The two brothers who smelled like chicken shit looked at each other, sniffed, turned their heads in sync, and vomited silently.
[Jiang Song: I won’t say a word until my lawyer comes.]
[Identification completed, An Huaixu is everyone's hater. ]
[I was wondering why An Huaixu, who always hated trouble, would take the initiative to do this job. It turns out it’s because of this…]
【Teacher Shi looks like a little mushroom, so cute! 】
Shi Yun was really curious about An Huaixu's online reviews, so he tentatively moved a small chair and sat next to the stove: "Let me help you light the fire?"
An Huaixu ignored him.
Shi Yun took it as his consent and happily picked up the wood and stuffed it in.
He was busy with his hands, and his pair of round eyes were not idle, following An Huaixu's figure closely.
He found that An Huaixu cut the potatoes quickly and accurately, and the shredded potatoes were thin and even. After washing them, he placed them in a preparation bowl, piling them into a golden hill that looked beautiful.
Shi Yun calculated the time to heat up the fire, and when An Huaixu put away the knife, the pot was just hot enough.
An Huaixu skillfully poured oil and sautéed the ingredients, then added tomatoes, shredded potatoes and seasonings, and stir-fried until the shredded potatoes changed color. The rich aroma attracted a group of children.
Jiang Song also came over, holding his chin to look at it carefully, as if this was not a simple dish of fried potatoes and tomatoes, but a 'scarlet potato' made by a five-star chef!
As a high-end food judge, he and Shi Yun were discussing:
Jiang Song: "This dish..."
Shi Yun: “Not bad.”
Jiang Song: "This taste..."
Shi Yun: “It smells good.”
Jiang Song: "This person..."
Shi Yun: “Hmm… pretty handsome?”
He silently added in his heart, especially the muscles!
The two looked at each other, and Jiang Song said in a voice as soft as a mosquito: "How is it?"
Shi Yun recalled An Huaixu's appearance during the process and gave a fair evaluation: "He looks good."
Jiang Song was surprised: "Looking at it, eating it?!"
Shi Yun was a little confused: "Carpenter Chen hasn't eaten yet, it would be a bad idea for us to eat first..."
Jiang Song closed his eyes: "..."
That makes sense.
An Huaixu, who heard their conversation clearly, said: "..."
Neuropathy.
On the barrage:
[Help me, I'm so afraid that tomorrow there will be an outrageous trending search for "An Huaixu publicly poisoned a variety show NPC." ]
【As an old fan, I actually feel a sense of relief that my son has grown up. 】
[If you don't understand, just ask, why are you so surprised? 】
[Yeah, I'm just curious too. It's just a dish of stir-fried tomatoes and shredded potatoes. Why are the comments so shocked? Are people so intolerant of celebrities? I can do it too...]
[If you have seen An Huaixu's scene in "The Kitchen Killer is so ruthless that he even poisoned me" in "The King of Cooking", you will know how we feel now. ]
[Speaking of the chef competition... An Huaixu seems to be a chef for quite a while now, so what was he like back then? Was it a script or an act? It's really scary when you think about it! ]
[You're talking about it now, what happened a few years ago, can't you allow people to be hurt and learn from it?! ]
If everyone didn't find this surprising, the dish that An Huaixu served next was what really surprised them.
An Huaixu took out a piece of tender tofu from the corner of the ingredients.
Chen Duoduo, who was also joining in the fun, pointed happily and said, "My father made it himself!"
An Huaixu rinsed the chopping board and knife with water, then controlled the water to place the tofu on the chopping board, evenly cut the tofu into thin pieces, skimmed off the tail, and then removed the knife to cut it into shreds.
Shi Yun, Jiang Song and a bunch of other kids, and even the audience in the live broadcast room, stared in amazement as he gorgeously put the tofu shreds into the clean water and shook it a few times, vividly demonstrating what it meant to be so thin that it could be threaded through a needle!
The moment An Huaixu turned around to clean the pot, Jiang Song came back to his senses, a little dazed: "Who said An Huaixu's cooking skills are bad? This cooking skill is really good!"
After Shi Yun finished lighting the fire, he stood beside An Huaixu and asked the question that netizens wanted to know: "Don't you know how to cook..." He thought for a moment and said the name bluntly: "Kitchen Killer."
After he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong and muttered quietly: "Why would a killer come into the kitchen..."
An Huaixu pressed his head, telling him not to stand there and get in the way: "I learned it later."
Shi Yun understood: "You learn really well!"
As he was talking, An Huaixu sprinkled starch to thicken the sauce, and the simplified version of Wensi tofu was successfully prepared.
Jiang Song was in a good mood and wanted to show off his skills.
Compared to An Huaixu's simple and plain work, his work is a bit more complicated.
After Carpenter Chen finished his work, he smelled the fragrance and saw how rich the food was. He felt surprisingly good and waved to Chen Duoduo to go to the small cellar behind the house to get a bottle of wine.
Chen Duoduo was having a great time playing with the other kids and didn’t want to go.
Shi Yun stood up: "I'll get it."
Carpenter Chen and Shi Yun were very familiar with each other. When he heard this, he immediately agreed: "Thank you for your help, Xiaoshi. I'll let you taste the delicious fruit wine brewed by your uncle Chen later!"
Shi Yun smiled and walked forward: "Then I'm in for a treat."
"I'm going too."
An Huaixu had a frown on his face, obviously disturbed by the bursts of laughter.
Shi Yun chuckled and took him to the backyard.
If the front yard is a mess, then the backyard is even messier - there are weeds everywhere, piles of rotten wood, and except for a small path that can barely be seen as a road, there is really no other place to step.
An Huaixu suddenly felt a little regretful.
Shi Yun didn't notice and walked forward on his own: "Be careful."
An Huaixu glanced at Shi Yun, took a deep breath, and followed him.
After walking about a hundred meters, I finally saw the entrance to an old small cellar.
This cellar door was later modified by Carpenter Chen. Because the wooden door was heavy, he made some small mechanisms inside to make it easier for Chen Duoduo to lift it.
Shi Yun inserted the key and turned it twice, then pressed the button next to it, and the cellar door was lifted up with a bang.
At the entrance of the dark cellar, a crude wooden ladder stood alone, looking unstable.
Shi Yun did not rush in as An Huaixu had imagined. Instead, he suddenly stood up, took a few deep breaths, and then leaned over and walked down.
Little did he know that the moment he saw his action, An Huaixu was stunned: "Are you afraid of the dark?"
Shi Yun half-climbed the wooden ladder and said somewhat embarrassedly: "Actually, I'm much better now. When I was a child, my mother said that there was a period when I would make a scene every night, as if I was possessed by an evil spirit..."
An Huaixu could no longer hear what he said afterwards because he was recalling the past.
Ever since he could remember, he felt that Shi Yu was annoying—
He loves to act like a spoiled child too much, calling him brother, it's so sweet and annoying.
I love crying so much. I cry when I’m sad and I cry when I’m happy. It’s so annoying.
He is too afraid of pain. He can cry for a week about something that will heal in a few seconds just because of a slight prick from a flower thorn. It's so annoying.
He is too fragile. He gets a minor illness every three days and a major illness every five days. I have to use honey water to coax him every time. It's so annoying.
In fact, if you compare them directly, these are nothing.
The worst thing is that Shi Yu is afraid of darkness and can't sleep without him.
Shi Yun also has a fear of the dark.
What a coincidence?
He was deep in thought when a weak voice came from the cellar: "Teacher An...you can come down now."
An Huaixu suppressed his emotions and turned over to go in.
Just as he was about to touch the ground, a strong wind blew, and the mechanism supporting the cellar door made a creaking sound under the heavy load, and finally - there was a loud bang!
His eyes were instantly blinded by darkness.
"ah!"
With a scream, An Huaixu almost subconsciously raised his hand and pulled the figure into his arms.
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