Chapter 227 226. Goldfish Theron

"Jenny, Michael told me that you are about to perform with Justin Timberlake at the Super Bowl, is that right?"

In the lounge, everyone else was sent away, leaving only Eric and the Jackson siblings.

Jenny nodded: "Yes, it should be before the Voice of China starts. By the way, has the start time of The Voice of China been decided?"

"Well, it starts at the end of March. American Idol is also on in this time slot. I want to compete head-on with Fox and beat it."

"This year's Super Bowl broadcast is scheduled for the end of February, which is a little later than before, but as long as it's before The Voice, it will always get some extra points."

“Have you been rehearsing with Justin Timberlake for a long time?”

"Of course, this is a big moment. I've only been busy with three things in the past six months: recording a new album, The Voice, and the Super Bowl."

"If you have any questions, just ask directly, Eric. It's okay, Jenny." Michael said straight to the point.

"Okay, let me first make it clear that I'm not trying to find out the inside story of the performance, and it has nothing to do with leaking secrets. I just want to know a detail of the performance."

"Have you designed any bolder and sexier segments?"

"The sexy part? Do you mean kissing or touching? I don't really understand."

"More daring, like exposing private parts, breasts or something like that?"

Jenny was confused. "What? Why did you design this kind of action? It's the Super Bowl, and millions of people across the country are watching it at the same time. Are you looking for death by exposing your private parts in that kind of situation? This isn't an underground performance."

"No one would dare to do this at the Super Bowl, not even me, not even Madonna!"

"That means there is none."

"Of course not, who would be so stupid! I wouldn't, anyway. If Justin Timberlake has this habit, that's his business, but I will warn him."

Eric breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Jenny was still sober. So the question was, how did the biggest accident in Super Bowl history happen?

It can't be that he was drugged and just cooperated foolishly.

Mystery, unsolvable mystery.

"I'm relieved that you have this idea. I'm worried that you'll be framed. It will be too late to regret it then."

Jenny felt confused and looked at her brother: "Michael, what's going on? What are you guys worried about? Is something big going to happen? Does it have anything to do with me?"

Eric nodded. "I've received news that someone might embarrass you at the Super Bowl, or even use this big show to ruin your career."

He deliberately made the matter sound more serious in order to attract Jenny's attention. No matter whether it would happen or not, as long as he got a preventive measure, it would always play a protective role.

Hearing this, Jenny looked surprised.

"Who is it? Who wants to deal with me, Eric?"

She asked hurriedly, her brother's experience still fresh in her mind.

"I just heard this rumor, but I don't know where the information came from. But it's always better to be prepared."

"After thinking about it, the person who could most likely embarrass you is your partner, Justin Timberlake."

"Let's imagine that you are performing on stage and he suddenly does something unexpected, such as ripping off your clothes. The consequences will undoubtedly be disastrous."

"Justin Timberlake can say I sang too hard and I was just overexcited, but you will be the one to take the blame."

Recalling the rehearsals during this period, Jenny said hesitantly, "That's impossible. Justin is a very nice person. We had no conflicts during the rehearsal process. Everything was very pleasant."

"No, you can't judge a person by his appearance. Well, let me tell you some more secrets about Justin Timberlake."

Eric told Jenny the gossip about him and Michael on the plane again, and Jenny widened her eyes in disbelief.

"No way, I can't imagine he's that kind of person. And he's suffered so much injustice, why doesn't Britney tell the truth?"

"Because she's stupid! We don't have to admit that there are stupid girls like this in the world."

"They are love-brained and can be infinitely humble for love. Just think about it, Britney can tolerate Justin Timberlake's multiple cheatings, what else can't they tolerate?"

"By the way, have you seen that guy's interview? After the breakup, Justin Timberlake boasted that he broke Britney's virginity and even described the details in detail. He was totally making fun of that silly girl and trying to attract attention."

Jenny nodded: "I know about this incident. It was quite a big deal at the time. Because Britney has always been a cute and innocent girl, her image took a big hit after this incident."

"But many people have always thought that this was just a slip of the tongue by Justin Timberlake, or that he was being led astray, and that his intention was not to destroy Britney."

"But after listening to all the terrible stories you told, if everything is true, it is simply disgusting. This man is simply the most disgusting scoundrel in the world."

"Dirty and dirty are not enough to describe how dirty he is. He is like a sewer rat."

"Jenny, I promise that the information is absolutely reliable. That's why I'm worried that bastard will hurt you like he did to Britney." Eric made a solemn promise.

Michael also advised: "You must believe in Eric. He has never made a mistake. This is related to the rest of your life, Jenny."

Eric and Michael were working together, and Jenny had no reason not to trust them.

As a woman, Britney's experience made her even more furious. She didn't expect that she would have to work with such a scumbag, and that she was very happy about it. It makes people feel sick just thinking about it.

She calmed down her fluctuating mood and said, "I understand. Don't worry, I will never let those guys succeed."

“As for Justin Timberlake, humph!”

"If he just performs honestly, that's fine. But if he really dares to do anything, I will definitely teach him a lesson."

Having done Jenny's job well, Eric felt relieved, thinking that the Super Bowl incident would not happen.

Arclight Cinemas, Los Angeles.

Eric attended the premiere of The Hangover here today.

The investment in the film is only 30 million US dollars, which can only be regarded as low-to-medium level. At least it has not reached 50 million US dollars, and it cannot be called a big production. If the cost exceeds 100 million, it can be called a blockbuster.

Eric openly brought Theron to the stage to cheer for the film, which was also a disguised way of promoting "Monster" for awards.

The three main actors of the movie are Ryan Reynolds who plays the handsome teacher Phil, Jack Black who plays the fat boy Alan, and Adam Sandler who plays the dentist Stu.

The most famous of the three is undoubtedly Adam Sandler, a big star who has been deeply involved in comedy movies for many years.

But it’s hard to say now, Ryan Reynolds is fully qualified to be compared with him.

Eric greeted several people with hugs or handshakes, and then watched the creators come on stage to talk about interesting things about the filming and the process of the movie.

As the midnight bell rang, the lion roared, and after the MGM logo, the movie officially began.

Within the first few minutes, the cause of the incident is clearly explained.

Doug, who is about to become a groom, decides to take a bachelor trip, so he invites his brother-in-law and two good friends to go to Las Vegas for a trip.

The so-called bachelorette parties often appear in American TV series and movies, and are indeed very popular in reality.

The bride and groom had a crazy celebration to say goodbye to their last days of being single.

It is usually hosted by the groomsmen and bridesmaids for their respective buddies and girlfriends, and it may last for one night, a week or longer.

Some of the fun is really crazy, but some of the more conservative ones are just parties. It depends on the individual.

After the trio appeared, the jokes started to appear as their personality traits were explained.

In order to get funding, teacher Phil openly raised funds from students and swindled them. The honest dentist Stu was a wimp who didn't dare to resist when his girlfriend openly cheated on him. The fat boy Alan was a little neurotic.

Theron gently pinched the back of Eric's hand and said, "With such bad friends, it seems that this trip will be unlucky."

"That's right. They have to be unlucky so that the audience will be happy. That's comedy."

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"Build your own happiness on the suffering of others?"

"Bing go! You found the essence, baby! But your face is too pretty. You are destined to have no chance of acting in drama in this life."

"What! Don't you believe in my acting skills? I can become ugly and fat for a female devil, and I can also become ugly and unlucky for a comedy role." Charlize Theron was a little dissatisfied.

I pinched myself, wondering why I said the second half of the sentence.

Theron has indeed acted in comedies, such as "A Million Ways to Die in the West", but her character is really unnecessary, or she could be replaced by any prettier actress.

This face can be used in fantasy, magic, thriller, suspense, science fiction, romance, campus and other types of movies, but not in comedy. It will make people lose interest at first sight, or it can be said that seeing her makes people lose the desire to laugh.

"Of course not dear, it's just that you should understand that every actor thinks they can handle all kinds of roles, but in fact they really can't."

"Especially comedy, it's harder than any other type of film, making an audience laugh is ten times harder than making them cry."

"You mean to say that comedy is superior to other genres?"

“There is no distinction between high-level and low-level movies, but their purposes are different.”

"To use a popular analogy like archery, other movies can set the target at different distances according to the difficulty level. The easy ones are closer, and the difficult ones are farther away. But as long as you hit the target, the movie is a success."

"The rules of comedy are different. It doesn't require you to hit the target, but you have to hit the ten rings. If you deviate by even a little bit, the movie will fail."

Theron frowned: "Are you too smart or am I too stupid? Why can't I understand your popular analogy?"

"Then let me give you a real-life example. We have all seen Titanic. Some people were moved by the love between Jack and Rose, some felt sorry for the iceberg disaster, and some admired the brilliance of humanity displayed during the shipwreck."

"No matter which one it is, as long as it stirs the audience's emotions and touches their hearts, everyone will think it is a good play. It doesn't matter what kind of emotions it is."

"But comedy is not judged in this way. No matter how natural the actors' acting is, how good their dialogue skills are, or how reasonable the plot design is, as long as the jokes don't make people laugh, the movie is a failure. So comedy is the most difficult to act. Do you understand?"

"I think I understand." Charlize Theron puffed out her cheeks like a goldfish.

Eric couldn't help but poke it with a finger, and her mouth suddenly spurted out with a puffing sound, like a leaky pocket.

"Hmm? You see, this is a very natural comedy scene."

"You mean for the two of us to flirt openly?"

"Well, this scene is actually not funny at all."

"Humph! Coward!"

On the big screen, a few friends woke up to find that the hotel room had undergone tremendous changes.

There were several chickens walking around in the room, some had hands and feet, and some had wings.

Stu's unlucky look with a missing tooth made the audience burst into laughter. The extra tiger and baby made people even more confused, but the most important thing was that the groom Doug was missing. Something must have happened.

After some investigation, it turned out that they had helped Stu hold a wedding last night and married a prostitute with a child.

"OMG! If my girlfriend finds out, she'll castrate me." Stu shouted in despair.

"No, no, no, this may not be a bad thing. Your girlfriend is not good to you anyway. She has cheated on you many times. You can use this as an excuse to break up with her." Phil was a little gloating.

"But fuck, this is a prostitute with a child, what's the difference between her and his girlfriend!" Fatty Alan delivered the fatal blow.

Hahahaha There was a burst of laughter in the cinema.

After another round of trouble, the groom Doug was still not found, and everyone was a little depressed.

The little fat boy Allen was extremely sad: "Alas! If I can't find my brother-in-law, I will lose another relative, just like when I lost my grandfather, I was very sad."

"How did your grandfather die?" Phil asked casually.

“During World War II.”

"So that's what happened. He died in battle. He was a hero."

"No, I mean, he went skiing in Vermont during World War II and fell to his death."

"Well"

Then the appearance of boxing champion Mike Tyson made the movie run wild in the direction of shit, piss and fart, with scenes like peeing in the swimming pool, fucking a tiger from behind, and Splatoon.

In particular, Tyson also made fun of his own prison life. He was sentenced to 6 years in prison for rape in 1992, and ended up hooking up with a female prison guard in prison. It can only be said that novels and movies are not fabricated.

The dense laughter filled the cinema with a cheerful atmosphere. When everyone heard the laughter, they knew that the movie was a success.

Comedy can be said to be the most popular movie. If one person thinks it is good, he will recommend it to another. Laughter is a necessity in everyone's life, so many people will walk into the cinema involuntarily.

The ending is also sublimated. The dentist Stu wakes up, dumps his cheating girlfriend, and says goodbye to his past cowardice.

The movie also comes to a heartwarming ending with a series of photos of Las Vegas.

(End of this chapter)