Chapter 274 273. There is only one good mother in the world, and she can handle five girls!
Cooper's home in Beverly Hills.
When Eric returned to the living room, what he saw could only be described as shocking.
The scattered tables, chairs and benches fell to the ground, and the most terrifying thing was that the sofa was overturned. I don’t know how they did it.
The five women were divided into four groups, each resting in a corner. The ground was covered with broken glass, and several of the porcelain dishes were also broken.
Although they are not rare items, they are all good stuff worth thousands of dollars. After this period, Eric will definitely give them a good repair.
The venue has been destroyed like this, one can imagine that their condition is even worse.
The five women had disheveled hair and were breathing heavily, and their carefully dressed up looks were completely ruined.
Their clothes were covered in coffee stains and torn.
Her arms were covered with bruises, some red and some purple. Nicole's chest seemed to be visibly swollen, and Eric couldn't use such heavy hands when he was ravaging her.
The only good thing to say is that there were no scars on the face and neck. It seems that they were still keeping their distance from each other, knowing that they would not be able to face the flash if their faces were injured, so they subconsciously ignored this part.
And when they saw Eric appear, the five of them looked at him with tears in their eyes, their big watery eyes sparkling.
"Dear!" The five people shouted in unison, like a little girl who was extremely aggrieved and asked for a hug.
Seeing them in such a state, Eric felt very distressed. No wonder they said that women should be more ruthless when they hit themselves! He hurried over to help up Nicole, who was the closest and looked the most seriously injured.
"What are you doing? Why are you fighting? And why are you so ruthless!"
"If you want to hit you, just hit me. This is all my fault. Do you know that when I hit you, I feel the pain in my heart?"
Eric said this with deep sorrow, tears streaming down his eyes.
Hehe, although I am not an actor, I am a better director than any actor.
Director, director.
As the name suggests, it is a teacher who guides actors in acting.
When it comes to entry-level stuff like crying scenes, she is naturally very proficient in it, and her main feature is to do it in a subtle way so that no one can tell whether it is real or fake.
Seeing Eric crying so sadly, this scene was like a heavy hammer hitting the five women's hearts.
The four girls were originally unhappy when they saw him go to take care of Nicole first, but they immediately lost their temper and instead felt distressed for him.
Who is he? He is the youngest billionaire in the world, the youngest winner of the Oscar for Best Screenplay, and has numerous halos.
He is also the man who can stand up to the six major film and television companies and the media across the United States. He is always full of vigor and vitality, and no one has ever seen him shed a tear.
But now I am crying for myself, and the tears can't stop flowing.
This shows that although this stinky man is a little fickle, he does have true feelings for me.
Thinking of this, the four girls were all silent for a moment, and finally they all shed tears. Nicole even lay in his arms and cried bitterly.
Eric looked at his mother when he saw this. His mother nodded slightly, signaling him to continue while the opportunity was right, as now was a great opportunity.
Eric nodded silently, recalling the scene he had practiced many times in his mind. This trick is called the self-torture trick.
Under the surprised eyes of the five women, he pounded his chest hard, looking very fierce.
But it was just an appearance. He had worked as an assistant director for so many years before traveling through time, and he had already learned the technique of relieving force from the martial arts instructor, so although the fight looked fierce, there was actually no damage.
There is no such profession in the United States, and they didn't understand it, so they thought Eric was really hurting himself.
"Eric!"
Nicole screamed and hurriedly grabbed him, and the other four girls also ran over to stop them.
But Eric broke free, walked quickly to the shelf next to him, picked up a wine bottle and smashed it on his head.
Bang! A muffled and crisp sound immediately resounded throughout the living room, and red juice immediately flowed down his forehead.
"ah"
Scared! The five girls and the babysitter Lisa screamed at the same time, almost petrified by the sight before them.
Dad and Mom also showed surprised expressions, but they were actually about to laugh out loud.
The wine bottle is of course a specially made prop. MGM's prop master is one of the best in the world, and the workmanship is so exquisite that you can't tell it's fake unless you use a microscope.
It contains juice made from red wine and human blood in a certain proportion, and it doesn't hurt at all when it hits your head.
But Eric still had to pretend to be in pain and hurt. The corners of his mouth twitched, but he looked at the few people with a firm look.
"Nico, Theron, Gadot, Ashley, Mary, everything is my fault, but you must know that I just love you too much and I can't abandon any of you!"
"If you have resentment in your heart, I can understand."
"but!"
"I will never allow you to hurt each other. If you want to vent, come and hit me, just like this!"
As he said this, he picked up a prop bottle and pretended to smash it on his head fiercely.
The five frightened girls rushed over, some hugged the waist, some hugged the back, and some grabbed the hands.
Theron snatched the bottle and put it away carefully, then threw herself into his arms with tears in her eyes.
All of a sudden, the five women who were about to fight to the death, surrounded Eric and cried loudly, but no one noticed that he was laughing secretly.
The little nanny Lisa looked at this scene and completely dispelled her unrealistic fantasies.
With my limited skills, even if I enter the Cooper family, I will be eaten up and bullied as much as they want.
"Bo, baby, don't cry, I'm fine, hiss." Eric kissed Theron on the forehead.
"Be good, Nicole, I love you!" He kissed Nicole's cheek again.
"Baby, tell me where you feel uncomfortable." He tapped Gadot's red lips again.
"You two are the most naughty. Be good and obedient in the future." Finally, he left a kiss on Ashley and Mary's face respectively.
The five girls were in no mood to care about anything else at the moment and nodded obediently.
"Honey, how are you? Call an ambulance quickly, you're bleeding a lot." Nicole looked at Eric with great heartache.
"Let me drive you there. The ambulance is too slow." Gadot grabbed Eric's hand and was about to leave.
"We'll listen to you from now on, dear. We won't make trouble anymore." The Olsen sisters said at the same time.
Theron hugged him tightly and said, "Promise me, I will never do such stupid things again. It scares me to death!"
Seeing how nervous they were, Eric felt secretly happy and winked at his mother.
My mother nodded in understanding. She walked over and separated the five girls, giving them a fierce look.
The five people's hearts skipped a beat, and then they all lowered their heads in shame.
Nicole swore that in all the time she had known Emily, she had never seen her so scary.
"Humph! Go to the hospital? You're so smart! The moment Eric walks into the hospital, paparazzi from all over the city will surround the place, and no secrets will be hidden!"
"Don't you know what time it is now? The six major companies and the media are eager to eat him up, and you are still causing trouble at this time. You are so reckless!"
"Do you know what the overall situation is? Now everything must be compromised for the overall situation, or do you want Eric to fall!"
With every word the mother spoke, the five girls lowered their heads even lower, and no one could say a word in rebuttal.
"Luckily I have studied medicine before. I will check Eric to see if it is serious."
"And the five of you, look at what a mess this house has become because of you. All of you, take a shower."
"I hope to have a quiet dinner without quarrels later. Do you understand?"
"Um"
“Hmm.”
The five women nodded and followed Lisa's lead to the bathroom on the second floor.
Seeing them disappear, Eric and his mother excitedly high-fived.
“Yeah!”
"Mom, the tone and expression you used just now were really scary. I think all five of them were shocked by you."
My mother shook her head and said, "It's not that simple. They were just frightened by your self-harming behavior and were at a loss for what to do for a moment."
"If you want to deal with these five women, the show has to go on. Don't let yourself get caught."
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"Don't worry, I won't pop the champagne at halftime!" Eric patted his chest.
"Well, clean it up quickly. I can't stand the mess."
After more than half an hour, the five girls returned to the living room one after another.
After taking a bath, they felt much better and wore their mother's clothes.
However, they looked a little small for Theron, Nicole and Gadot, and a little big for Ashley and Mary, which made them look a little funny.
Lisa brought the food to the table and everyone sat down.
Eric was sandwiched between his father and mother to prevent anyone from complaining about unfairness because of the position.
"OK, let's pray before dinner!" Mom clasped her hands together and looked at everyone, continuing to increase the pressure.
“Thank God for giving us food. Please continue to have mercy on us. Amen!”
The five girls hurriedly followed suit.
“Thank God for giving us food. Please continue to have mercy on us. Amen!”
After praying, Eric opened the lid, revealing the carefully prepared delicacies, and the aroma instantly filled the whole house.
Gurgle Gurgle The battle consumed a lot of energy, and several people's stomachs started growling at the same time, but no one dared to be the first to take action.
Seeing this, Eric scooped a spoonful of chickpeas onto Theron's plate: "Try this, baby, my mom made it especially for you."
He cut another piece of duck leg for Gadot: "You like it, dear. My mother made it especially for you."
"Nico, this deep sea cod is authentic Alaskan. I ordered it several days in advance so that you can enjoy it."
"Mary honey, this is your favorite cheese steak, which my mother specially made for medium rare. Come and try it."
"Ashley, hot chicken wings with blueberry sauce, with the finest local chilies flown in from Mexico, made just for you."
Looking at the delicious food on their plates, they suddenly felt sweet.
Eric's mother isn't that scary. It seems that I was too much and made her angry.
At the dinner table, Eric and his father were joking around, telling jokes from time to time and talking about some gossip in the circle, and the atmosphere immediately became much better.
And the five girls were indeed hungry, and their mother’s cooking skills were great.
If they didn't care about their image, they would definitely eat with their mouths full of grease.
"You know what? Even though Coppola looks kind, he's actually a narrow-minded person."
"When they were filming The Godfather, Coppola and the actors had a dispute over the plot."
"In order to retaliate against him, he filmed a scene of climbing stairs more than 20 times. You have to know that he was a fat actor weighing more than 200 pounds."
"Really? I ran into him at the San Francisco Film Festival, and I didn't feel anything at all." Nicole said in surprise.
"Me too, me too." Eric put down the spoon.
"Do you know Enor Marshall?"
Theron nodded: "He is the producer of The Exorcist."
"Yes, it was him. Later, he directed a movie called "Roaring", in which the whole family of four starred. It was a miserable ending."
"Did you lose a lot?" Gadot asked curiously.
"Losing money is one thing, but the more important thing is that the whole family was almost wiped out."
"The first person to be injured was Marshall's son, who was pinned to the ground by the lion for more than 20 minutes and ended up needing 56 stitches."
"Then there was Marshall's wife, who was thrown off the elephant's back and broke her leg, and then was bitten on the back of her head by a lion and needed 38 stitches."
"Then there was Marshall's daughter, who was bitten on the face by a lion and had to get 53 stitches, almost disfigured!"
"And Marshall himself, he was attacked even more times and needed at least hundreds of stitches."
"OH" Everyone showed an unbearable expression at the same time.
"Eric! We're eating, stop telling horror stories."
"OK! OK! Then I'll tell you an interesting one, Mom."
“When Luc Besson was filming the final scene of Léon: The Professional, he hired hundreds of extras, all wearing SWAT uniforms.”
"And at that time, there happened to be a bank robbery on the street next to it."
"The robber was carrying the stolen money and saw these fake SWAT officers around the corner. After struggling for a while, he decisively chose to surrender."
“Can’t he see the camera?” Mary asked.
"The French are just so stupid, or maybe they are just keen to surrender."
Hahahahaha The meal was delicious. After it was over, my mother called the five girls to the study at the same time. Eric and my father were waiting outside .
"It looks like everything is going really well and it's going to be a rewarding night."
"Hehe. Are you jealous?" Eric laughed strangely.
"Brat! I'm worried about your health. I've seen too many actors collapse at a young age."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm in good health. Besides, can you bear it when facing them?"
"I"
Dad wanted to say something but stopped himself. Anyone who can hold back is not a man.
The time soon came to eleven o'clock, and Eric was getting a little impatient waiting.
What's going on? He hasn't come out yet.
Just when he was about to rush in, the door opened with a click, and six women filed out.
The mother winked at Eric. Done! "There is only one good mother in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure!"
Eric could hear the song unconsciously in his ears. The good days of sleeping together in the same bed were coming!
(End of this chapter)