Chapter 36 38. The Hangover (asking for rewards and monthly tickets)

"OMG! I must have drunk too much, these two guys!"

Rubbing his dizzy head, Eric woke up from the bed in a daze.

He looked around and realized that this was not his home. After a moment's pause, he realized that this should be a hotel.

I looked down and saw that my pants were still there, and although my shirt was wrinkled, only two buttons were open.

Obviously, he wasn't violated, but the problem was that he didn't violate anyone else either! "Son of a bitch, you're so clueless!"

Of course, I was just saying this as a joke, because I did drink too much yesterday.

Since he had booked the second male lead in Transformers in advance, Ryan Reynolds was obviously overly excited and kept opening bottles of wine.

I hadn't seen Warren for a while, and we got drunk. I vaguely remember that after the three of us got drunk, we went to the dance floor and jumped around for a while, danced cheek to cheek with a group of girls, and then we lost consciousness.

Eric couldn't even remember what happened, he had a blackout.

Medical research has proven that it is almost impossible to have sex after drinking. You don't have the ability to do that, right? I picked up the mineral water on the bedside table, unscrewed the cap and drank half a bottle. The cool feeling went down my throat and into my stomach. It was so comfortable! "Ahem."

Suddenly, a cough was heard in the room, which scared Eric. He tiptoed out of bed and went to the living room to take a look. He saw Ryan Reynolds half-lying on the sofa with his legs still kneeling on the ground.

He walked over and patted his back, but there was no response. Eric simply turned him over and gave him a big slap on the face.

"Wake up, we still have to start work, don't delay my work!"

Feeling the pain, Ryan Reynolds opened his sleepy eyes and looked at Eric in confusion.

Suddenly, his expression twisted into a knot, as if he was in pain. He hurriedly unzipped his pants and quickly reached in.

"Wang Defa! What the hell are you doing!"

Eric was so scared that he quickly took a few steps back. He didn't accept confrontation. If he had to confront someone, he would confront others!

Ryan Reynolds fumbled in his crotch for a moment, then actually pulled out a fluffy yellow chick, but it looked like it had been suffocated.

"The old man on the subway phone jpg!"

"Explain, don't you want to explain?"

Ryan Reynolds was completely confused. He looked at the little chicken in his hand and said dazedly: "I don't know why there is a chicken in my pants? Can anyone explain it to me? Warren, where are you?"

"Chirp. Chirp."

Suddenly, the chick that was thought to be dead flapped its wings and started to cry out, scaring the two again.

"Warren, where the hell have you been?" Eric yelled.

No one responded, so the two searched the room and finally found the fat guy on the bathroom floor with a pile of vomit in the toilet that had not been flushed away.

Next to the fat guy, a Labrador dog was lying there, and the two of them looked like a couple.

Eric kicked him on the butt: "Wake up, don't sleep!"

After this, Warren groaned, turned over in a daze, opened his eyes, and then kissed the Labrador tightly.

"Pooh. What's going on? What happened?"

"I was just going to ask you, why is there a chick in my crotch?" Ryan Reynolds yelled in despair.

Eric pulled Warren up and said, "Don't worry about the chickens. Get everything ready and get to work."

Warren shook his head. "Start work? What kind of work? Today is Saturday."

"Forehead?"

Eric froze for a moment, then loosened his grip, causing Warren to fall to the ground with a thud.

“Is it the weekend today?”

Ryan Reynolds nodded hesitantly: "It seems so."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Go to sleep!"

It was already noon when Eric woke up again, his mind was finally much clearer.

Walking into the living room, Ryan Reynolds was still sleeping on the sofa, and the yellow chicken was pecking at a can.

Warren was still lying on the floor, and the Labrador hadn't woken up either. Eric then noticed that there was a whiskey bottle upside down behind the toilet.

Recalling yesterday, he really couldn't remember what happened, but looking at the mess in the room, he couldn't help laughing.

Now their scene was so similar to that movie that an interesting idea came to his mind.

"The Hangover," the classic R-rated comedy, is released today.

When Ryan Reynolds woke up, he saw Eric writing furiously at his desk.

He walked over to take a look and found that it was actually the outline of a script. The radar in his mind was instantly lit up.

“Eric, are you working on a new script?”

"Yes, based on the situation of the three of us, I came up with an interesting idea."

"What type?"

"If nothing unexpected happens, it's an R-rated comedy, and there's a role that's very suitable for you."

"What? My role again?"

The latest novel is published first on Liu9shuba!

Ryan Reynolds' face lit up with joy and he hurriedly looked for it on the paper.

"Stu Price, Doug Bilis, Phil Winnek, Alan Garner, is it an ensemble drama? Which one is the role I can play?"

Eric tapped the tip of his pen. "That's it. Phil Winnecke. He's a handsome, romantic guy in the setting."

Then he turned to Ryan Reynolds and said, "Tell me, Ryan, how much would you sacrifice for a role?"

Ryan Reynolds patted his chest and said, "As long as it's not with a man, eating shit is fine!"

"That's fine. Can Tiger Bobobo accept it?"

"What?"

"Is it acceptable to have sex with a tiger?"

Ryan Reynolds was stunned for a moment and asked back: "It can't be a real tiger, right?"

"You can if you want."

"No, no, no, fake ones are fine. I like fake ones. When is the filming of this movie going to start?"

"It's expected to be next year, after the pre-production work for that A-level big production is completed. Anyway, you have to reserve a schedule, and I'll contact you."

Ryan Reynolds laughed and pointed at his nose: "Keep a schedule? Me? I have a schedule at any time. "The King of Repeaters" failed. I think no one will ask me to film before your big production is released."

"Honestly, after all these years since my debut, you are the one who thinks most highly of me, even more than I think of myself!"

Eric looked up at him and said meaningfully, "Don't be too discouraged. After Sharknado is released, you will be very popular."

"Hahaha, that's impossible. If Sharknado becomes a hit, I will have sex with a real tiger."

"Okay, remember this is what you said. By the way, what are you going to do with the chick?"

"I don't know. If the owner can't be found, I'll have to adopt it."

"Have you thought of a name?"

“It’s too early!”

"How about calling him Black Marshal?"

“But it’s yellow.”

"So what about Brother Xiaosa?"

“Not bad, very much like me.”

I hope all the readers will support me, thank you very much!

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(End of this chapter)