Accompanied by screams.
The scene was filled with the clash of swords and the flying of blood and flesh.
Many people fell to the ground after being cut by the other party.
"Damn, it actually hurts this much."
"I'm not going to live anymore. My teapot spout has been cut off. What's the point of living the rest of my life?"
"From then on, I lost the joy of being a man, and I was too ashamed to face anyone."
"You son of a bitch, who sent me to the Great Xia Dynasty?"
"I endured a grueling half-month-long voyage across the ocean to reach the Great Xia Dynasty, only to have my testicles and teapot spout cut off here?"
"I'm not satisfied. When I get back, I'm going to chop those beasts up."
“Those beasts told me that the people of the Great Xia Dynasty are no match for us, and that we have endless riches and beautiful women to enjoy here.”
"But now, where are the beauties? Where is the wealth and glory?"
These people were screaming and cursing loudly.
Many people lost too much blood and fainted on the spot.
"Do you see all that dust on the ground?" Jiang Tian said coldly to the Japanese samurai who were cutting each other. "Grab some dust and stuff it into your wounds, otherwise you will all die from excessive bleeding."
Upon hearing this, the Japanese samurai nodded repeatedly.
"Thank you, thank you for your guidance."
Li Yuanba immediately laughed: "My lord, look, these Japanese people should thank you."
Jiang Tian: "These Japanese are a bunch of lowly people. If you treat them even slightly well, they'll immediately become arrogant. If you treat them terribly, they'll be grateful to you."
More and more Japanese samurai bent down, scooping up the dust with their hands.
These Japanese samurai rubbed handfuls of dust onto their broken teapot spouts and testicles.
Screams erupted again from the scene.
Many Japanese samurai were in so much pain that they clenched their teeth until they broke.
Jiang Tian whistled at the Xiongnu Chanyu, who immediately scurried over to him.
"What are your orders, sir?"
Jiang Tian pointed to the bloody human parts scattered on the ground: "Do you know that there is a saying in our Central Plains Dynasty: 'You are what you eat.'"
The Great Chanyu of the Xiongnu nodded: "I have heard about it."
"My lord, I would like to hear the details."
"Do you know that many people in the Great Xia Dynasty like to drink tiger penis wine, deer penis wine, and eat bull penis?"
The Great Chanyu of the Xiongnu shook his head; he had never heard of such a thing.
"These tiger penis wine, deer penis wine, and bull penis can nourish yin and strengthen yang, keep people young forever, and make them vigorous and energetic."
"Sir, we grassland people eat bull penis and deer penis without a doubt, but we lack tigers on the grassland."
Jiang Tian pointed to the two eggs on the ground, wondering which Japanese samurai they belonged to.
The two eggs were covered in blood and stained with dust and grass.
"Take this and grill it, or deep-fry it. Not only will it taste delicious, but it will also nourish your yin and strengthen your yang, making you warriors vigorous and powerful."
The Xiongnu Chanyu shook his head.
"Why don't you believe me?"
"My lord, I dare not disbelieve your words, but these Japanese teapot spouts and those two balls are too small. When these three things are placed together, they look like three peanuts."
What effect could this stuff possibly have?
The Great Chanyu of the Xiongnu was right; everything about the Japanese is small. Even their teapot spout and two egg-shaped nipples are pitifully small, about the size of peanuts.
"Don't underestimate these little things. They're small but delicious, and they're very nutritious."
Seeing Jiang Tian persistently trying to persuade the Xiongnu cavalry, the Xiongnu Chanyu no longer hesitated: "I hope it can be as you say, sir."
The Xiongnu Chanyu turned around and shouted at the Xiongnu cavalry, "My lord has ordered that the testicles and teapot spouts of these Japanese warriors be collected."
As soon as the Great Chanyu gave the order, these Xiongnu people immediately jumped off their horses.
They charged into the crowd of Japanese people.
They picked up all the things on the ground.
Some of the Xiongnu people cursed loudly as they picked up the items.
"You damn idiots, you should have used something to hold them when you were cutting each other up. These things are covered in dirt and grass."
How do you eat this?
"Damn it, even if a big-bellied man like me collected 1,000 Japanese eggs, it wouldn't be enough for one meal."
"This thing, which looks like a peanut, isn't even enough to fill a tooth gap."
These Japanese samurai all broke down one by one.
They suffered physical and mental torment; their bodies were ravaged.
They were in excruciating pain, yet they had to endure the mockery of the Xiongnu cavalry, who said their things were as small as peanuts.
However, these Japanese samurai dared not speak out against their anger.
To these Japanese samurai, it was astonishing that Li Yuanba, a skinny boy who looked like an eleven or twelve-year-old, possessed such great abilities.
These tall and strong Xiongnu cavalrymen, some nearly two meters tall, must have been even more powerful in battle.
Many people watched helplessly as their body parts were taken away by the Xiongnu cavalry with disgusted expressions.
They didn't know what to do.
Jiang Tian continued, "I'll give you two days to rest and recuperate. I'll come back to you after that."
Jiang Tian jumped into the car and drove straight into the city.
These Japanese people were left behind, covered in blood, standing disheveled in the wind.
These tens of thousands of Japanese people were experiencing a mental breakdown.
...
In the city.
The new military factory is progressing smoothly.
The new recruits from Jizhou stood in neat rows, waiting for Song Yingxing to lead his men to select them.
The county government's reception room.
Han Xin, Xiao He, Bai Qi, Zhang Dingbian, Li Cunxiao, Li Yuanba, Xiang Yu, Song Yingxing, Li Shizhen, Shen Lian...
Everyone gathered together.
"We pay our respects to our lord." Everyone knelt down on one knee in unison.
"Everyone, please rise." Jiang Tian snapped his fingers.
A dozen or so pretty young girls came over carrying trays.
The tray was filled with all sorts of fresh fruit.
Upon seeing the watermelon and grapes, Xiang Yu chuckled and said, "My lord, it has been quite a long time since we have enjoyed these fresh fruits since you went to the capital."
"Nonsense, didn't Nangong Qianyu have several thousand acres of orchards near Longcheng?" Jiang Tian asked.
"The fruit in the orchard is delicious, but it's not as good as yours, my lord." Han Xin looked at the watermelon and smacked his lips.
"Everyone, eat your fill first, and then we'll talk in detail."
The crowd didn't stand on ceremony.
They picked up the fruit and began to eat with gusto. After half an incense stick had burned, everyone patted their round bellies.
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