When Qi An opened his eyes, he was sitting in a hot pot restaurant. The spicy and fragrant aroma permeated the air, making him hungry as soon as he smelled it.
The body's stomach let out two rather fitting noises.
So, Qi Laoda, who had just figured out the situation and was about to leave, sat down again after lifting his buttocks halfway up.
Let's eat first.
Nothing can stop her from eating, not even blind dates.
"Waiter, I'd like to order."
Under the waiter's astonished gaze, Qi An restrained himself and ordered half of the menu.
"Let's serve these first, hurry up, classic spicy hot pot base."
"...Okay, please wait a moment."
This is a blind date, but the person you're meeting is already twenty minutes late.
Qi An consumed a lot, so the dishes were served quickly.
She quickly tied up her long hair and then proceeded to show it off.
Twenty minutes later, a black SUV pulled into the parking space in front of the restaurant.
The driver's side door opened, and a large "boy" wearing sunglasses and a mask jumped out of the car.
It was a real jump; because the SUV cabin was high, his short legs didn't allow him to put his feet down to get out of the car.
He was less than 1.6 meters tall, but his weight was definitely more than 160 pounds. The ill-fitting suit made his spherical figure look even more disproportionate.
The man, five months pregnant, walked into the restaurant, looked around, and then went straight to the table where Qi An was sitting.
Because there was only one person sitting at that table.
Standing in front of the table, the man took off his sunglasses, revealing his noticeably different-sized eyes; the smaller one was not even as big as a normal person's double eyelid.
He glanced at the girl who was engrossed in showing off her food and quickly gave her a score in his mind.
She's not particularly pretty, but she has a good figure. I heard she's a top student, so her future children will definitely be smart.
He wears glasses, but I don't know how strong the prescription is, or if it will affect the next generation. Hmm, deduct one point.
They started eating before he even arrived; that's rude, I'll deduct one point.
Also, this woman ordered way too much! Half the plate is already empty. Is she just here to freeload?
No way, he won't be taken advantage of. Whoever orders it will pay for it. Hmm, another point deducted.
Her clothes and jewelry didn't look cheap, her phone was the latest model, and she even had sparkly manicures.
She's clearly not thrifty and doesn't know how to be considerate or understanding of men, so I'll deduct another point.
Hmm, six points, barely passing, worth a try.
The man quickly made a judgment in his mind and then spoke.
Qi An was engrossed in his meal when he suddenly heard a jarring, hoarse voice rang out from in front of him: "You must be Tong Qian?"
Just as Qi An looked up, the man removed his mask, revealing a flat nose, a toad-like mouth, and...
A black mole the size of a fingernail on his chin, with a thick black hair growing from it.
Looking at that wretched appearance, Boss Qi felt a wave of nausea wash over him, and the tripe in his mouth suddenly lost its flavor.
Seeing her stunned, the man smoothed his sparse hair, grinned, revealing that he was missing a front tooth.
"Hello, I'm Qianbao, introduced by Aunt Wang. Qianqian, your treasure has arrived."
"Pfft... Hehehehe..."
Qi An couldn't help but burst out laughing, spraying the tripe in his mouth all over Qian Bao's face.
"you……"
Qian Bao froze for a moment, then angrily wiped his face haphazardly and shouted, "What are you doing?"
Qi An slapped the table, laughing until tears streamed down his face.
"I...I'm actually not naturally inclined to laugh, unless...unless I really can't help it, hahaha..."
Qian Bao's beady eyes widened as he flicked the new car keys in his hand, making a pointed gesture.
“I’m angry, I’ll tell you. But I’m a magnanimous man, I’ll give you a chance. Apologize to me right now, and there’s still a possibility for us.”
Qi An wiped away the tears of laughter and waved his hand like he was shooing away flies: "Get lost, don't interfere with my cooking."
"What did you say……"
Qian Bao was so angry that his nose twisted into a crook.
Didn't Aunt Wang tell her that her house was about to be demolished?
Qian Bao gave a wicked smile: "Qianqian, are you playing hard to get with me? That's enough. Women should be a little reserved; that's what men like."
"From now on, you will stay at home as a full-time housewife and take good care of my parents. I will give you three thousand yuan every month. You can spend it however you want, and I will never interfere."
"But you have to have two sons, that's what my parents want. I actually think girls are good too, ideally two sons and one daughter."
“You’re getting old, you absolutely can’t delay any longer, otherwise it will be difficult to give birth. My mom said that babies born naturally are smart, and I was born naturally.”
The people at the next few tables who were eating were watching Qian Bao like he was watching a monkey show, not understanding where his confidence came from.
Qian Bao swallowed hard: "You look like you're enjoying your food, but you still need to be careful not to eat too much. It's not good to look fat. I'll take care of the rest for you."
As he spoke, he took two steps closer to Qi An, preparing to sit next to her, his spittle splashing into the boiling red soup.
Qi An's face darkened instantly, and his mood, which had been quite good because of the rice, plummeted to rock bottom.
"I said, get lost, can't you fucking understand human language?"
Qian Bao was so angry her mouth twisted into a crook, and she pointed at Qi An:
"You, do you know who you're talking to? Even if you're a graduate student, I'm still your man, you have to... ah..."
Qi An slammed the half-eaten bowl of condiments onto his face.
Qian Bao's face was covered in sesame paste and chili oil, as well as chopped green onions and cilantro.
Qian Bao screamed, wiped it with her sleeve, and stepped forward to hit Qi An, but Qi An suddenly stood up.
Tong Qian is already close to 1.7 meters tall, and with the addition of chunky sneakers, she is almost a head taller than Qian Bao.
The height difference, coupled with Boss Qi's imposing presence, completely stunned Qian Bao, leaving her too afraid to move.
Qi An crossed his arms and said in a sinister tone, "If you say another word, believe me, I'll shove your head into a pot."
Qian Bao looked up at the woman with fierce eyes and immediately cowered.
He swallowed hard, backing away as he tried to salvage the situation: "A fierce and old woman like you will never be wanted by a man in your entire life."
"Thank you so much. Get out of here right now. Just one more glance at you and I'll save on my food expenses tomorrow."
Qian Bao said angrily, "Let me tell you, my house is going to be demolished soon, and I'll be rich. You'd better not regret it."
Qi An was speechless: "Then you better remember to get your front tooth fixed first after you get the demolition compensation."
The diners in the shop couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Qian Bao's face turned bright red: "You rejected the love of a god, you will be punished."
Qi An wiped his hands with a wet wipe without looking up.
"Yes, my retribution is that I will never have a man or children in this life, I will have endless money, and I will grow old alone."
Qian Bao stumbled and missed a step, tumbling down the steps by the door and knocking out his only remaining front tooth.
The girls at the dinner table gave Qi An a thumbs up: "Sister, you're awesome!"
Qi An smiled at them, paid the bill, and walked out of the hot pot restaurant. Behind him, he could still hear several girls joking and laughing.
"My god, where did this freak come from? There are so many ordinary men these days, I almost died laughing just now."
"Heh, he's a man, even if he's short, ugly, poor, and uneducated, he's still a man, isn't he? That's rare."
"Hahaha, you rejected the love of a god. You're a graduate student, and I'm a guy, hahaha..."
Everyone burst into laughter at the girls' antics, and even Qi An, who had stepped outside, laughed.
Yeah, girls are cuter.
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