“My cheap parents gave me a lot of money, which I will give to Sister An’an when I come back.”
That day, two supplicants came to the void space: He Qing and Wang Baochuan.
Qi An accepted the two men's missions, sending Fu Gui to complete Wang Baochuan's task and having Ata assist her, while also allowing himself a few days of peace and quiet.
As the originator of the "love-obsessed" world, Baochuan's name is widely known.
She was a perfectly well-off daughter of a high-ranking official, living a life of luxury and having everything she wanted, but she was just too love-struck.
When a normal person encounters a jerk: No way, I have to run!
A woman with a love-struck mind meets a jerk: No, I have to save him!
Wang Baochuan was willing to abandon her parents and give up her status as the daughter of a high-ranking official in order to be with that cunning poor man.
She bore him children, endured eighteen years of hardship in his cold cave, and dug up all the wild vegetables on the nearby mountains. She was the epitome of a virtuous wife and loving mother.
As a result, that scoundrel never returned. Not only did he become emperor, but he also married another wife and had children.
The first thing he did upon returning was to disguise himself as a villain to test whether Wang Baochuan had remained chaste for him during the eighteen years he had been away.
It turned out that Baochuan was the perfect embodiment of chastity, so they had no choice but to give her the empty title of Empress.
In the end, Wang Baochuan, who had survived digging for wild vegetables for eighteen years, only lived for eighteen days after returning to Xue Pinggui's side.
Perhaps it was because Chuan's stomach, accustomed to eating wild vegetables, couldn't digest the Empress's imperial cuisine.
When Fugui opened her eyes, Wang Baochuan and her prime minister father had already completed two of their three slaps, and the third slap was about to land.
Fu Gui slammed on the brakes, grabbed the old prime minister's arm, and chuckled:
"I was just kidding, Dad. I just wanted to test how strong you are. I'm relieved to see how healthy you are."
"I am the precious daughter of the Prime Minister's family, and my parents' good daughter. How could I possibly abandon you for a man? What are you thinking?"
The old prime minister and his wife were moved to tears on the spot, wishing they could hug and kiss Fugui.
Xue Pinggui grew impatient waiting for her in vain, and repeatedly bribed Wang Baochuan's maid to whisper in her ear and send her all sorts of cheap trinkets.
He accepted the riches without hesitation, then turned around and threw them away with a look of disgust.
Pah, you poor bastard, Puxin is begging you to just give them money directly.
Two months passed in this way, and Fugui enjoyed a life of luxury in the Prime Minister's mansion, eating until he was round and plump with Ata.
With her intentional or unintentional indulgence, Xue Pinggui spent all his meager savings but still didn't see her, and he couldn't sit still any longer.
Then came the trope often found in ancient storybooks: a poor young man sneaking over a wall to meet a rich young lady.
Unfortunately, he was a poor boy, but his wealth was a man-eating flower.
Xue Pinggui climbed down from the wall and immediately saw the beautiful woman waiting there alone.
He stepped forward with great joy, ready to pour out his heart, when the beauty spoke: "Do you still have money?"
Xue Pinggui was inwardly ashamed and angry, his eyes filled with hurt: "Baochuan, I know you're being wronged right now, but believe me, given time, I will definitely make sure you live a good life."
"When will it be?" Fugui asked curiously.
"Baochuan, you've changed. Is our love really less important than those vulgar gold and silver things? In your heart, am I not even as important as those inanimate objects?"
“It’s easy to find a priceless treasure, but hard to find a true lover, Baochuan. Let’s elope. I will only love you for the rest of my life and I will always treat you well.”
Fugui and Ata listened attentively to his perplexing statement. Fugui pointed to the moon in the sky and said:
"The moon is so big tonight, doesn't it look like your face?"
Xue Pinggui looked up and saw Fugui pick up a stone and smash it open on Xue Pinggui's head.
"Love you my ass! What's your love worth? Your filthy thing is disgusting."
Ata laughed loudly: "What a big idiot! Who gave you the courage to compare your status with Little Money? Fish Leong? In the eyes of the rich, nothing is more important than money."
“No,” Fugui corrected earnestly, “Sister An’an is more important than money. I’m willing to spend money on her.”
Ata: "..." Does that mean I'm not worthy of spending your money?
Fu Gui grabbed a rock and smashed Xue Pinggui's head into a pulp, while simultaneously shouting in "terrification":
"Help! There's a pervert here!"
When the guards from the Prime Minister's residence arrived, Xue Pinggui was already dead.
That pretty boy was smashed so badly that even his own mother wouldn't recognize him.
The guards: "..."
Miss is awesome!
At this time, Xue Pinggui was not yet the emperor.
An insignificant nobody dared to break into the Prime Minister's residence at night and even attempted to take advantage of the Prime Minister's unmarried daughter. He died in vain.
Oh, right, Fugui also took his most valuable possession, the jade pendant that would allow him to be recognized as a member of his family in the future.
Fine, consider this compensation for her emotional distress caused by this disgusting thing.
"Sister An'an, you don't know, I almost died of disgust when that guy made empty promises of love to me. I took a petal bath overnight and even added pomelo leaves to ward off bad luck."
"Baochuan was such a disappointment. She was a proper young lady, but she ended up as a country bumpkin and never enjoyed a single day of happiness until her death. I mean, are wild vegetables really that delicious?"
"What's even more despicable is that in her previous life, many scholars praised her deeds, and the imperial court even issued her a chastity arch, which led many foolish girls to follow suit. They were truly a bunch of big idiots."
Qi An said calmly, "The imperial court and the literati are not fools. It is just the oppression and condescension of women by male power in the feudal era. They are the beneficiaries."
"Ugh, let's not talk about that unlucky thing anymore. I'm done here and about to come back. I'll bring you some delicious food; the chef at the Prime Minister's residence makes really good pastries."
"Okay, remember to see the person making the prayers off first."
The video cut off, and Ata whispered a reminder: "Five candied hawthorns."
He paused for a moment, then added, "Sister Fugui."
Fugui rolled her eyes. "When there's trouble, I'm Fugui; when there's no trouble, I'm a poor ghost. Are all kids these days so materialistic?"
"Come on, I'll go buy you some right now. I earn over ten thousand a month now, how much can I owe you for a few candied hawthorns?"
The next day, Fugui disappeared without a trace.
The entire household's memory of Wang Baochuan was erased, and everyone only knew that the Prime Minister's residence had two young ladies.
The cook lifted the lid of the pot, looked at the empty steamer, and said in confusion, "Huh, I remember putting them in there, where are the pastries?"
In the void, wealth and honor were bestowed upon Wang Baochuan.
"Alright, I've killed that scumbag. Your parents won't be sad anymore. I've even cured their rheumatism and arthritis. You can rest assured now."
There's nothing I can do; my parents have given me so much, so I'll just consider it a bonus service.
Wang Baochuan bowed slightly and said gratefully, "Thank you."
Fu Gui waved his hand: "Alright, go and reincarnate properly. Remember to keep your eyes open in your next life and never be love-struck again."
Wang Baochuan smiled wryly: "No, I've had enough of wild vegetables."
After seeing Wang Baochuan off, Fugui and Ata couldn't wait to go find Qi An.
At this moment, the three members of the He family, grandfather, grandmother, and grandson, also woke up.
The three of them looked at her with fear in their eyes. Qi An thought to herself, "Sure enough, reasoning is only effective when applied to people."
For beasts, you have to use daggers and whips.
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