Chapter 72 Offering Tang Monk's Flesh to My Charming and Handsome Ancestor 2



Ata had her innate spiritual power, which she had painstakingly refined and accumulated recently, stolen by Qi An because of her idol.

Ata held Dudu, tears streaming down her face.

At this rate, when will he finally be able to transform and grow up?

He decided that cultivating to become human form was too tiring, and he couldn't endure the hardship.

He clung tightly to Boss Qi's leg, content to be a proper leg accessory.

Once the treacherous Yazi's soul and body have recovered to their peak, he will shamelessly beg for help again.

Anyway, for the Demon King Qi, who was in his prime, this was a trivial matter.

What Ata didn't know was that the reason Qi An listened to him and didn't take action was because the eighty-one tribulations were predetermined.

If we rashly create another calamity, it will surely attract the attention of those gods and Buddhas.

No trouble at all.

It's easier to take advantage of the existing calamity.

Old Master Qi maintained a calm and collected demeanor, and without making a sound, he swindled Ata out of all his possessions.

Poor child, he was sold out and he's still helping the seller count the money.

This place is called Lion Camel Ridge, and it is occupied by three monsters.

A white elephant, a green lion, and a golden-winged roc.

The blue lion and the white elephant are, unsurprisingly, the mounts of two blind gods in heaven who "accidentally" failed to keep an eye on them.

The thing I was sitting on disappeared several days ago and I didn't even notice. I don't know how such an idiot became a god.

To complete the eighty-one tribulations, the mounts or pets of these gods and arhats were not easy to obtain.

Even though they have an incredibly long lifespan, they still pretend to be very interested in the idea of ​​gaining immortality by eating Tang Sanzang's flesh.

After finally catching it using all sorts of methods, not only can't you swallow it whole, but you also have to instantly transform into a clean and civilized food enthusiast.

I absolutely cannot eat raw meat, as if even a single bite would cause indigestion and an upset stomach.

After capturing him, they first tied Tang Sanzang up in a cave and starved him for a few days to cleanse his stomach.

Wash it clean inside and out, then set up firewood and start boiling water.

Oh, as for whether to steam, braise, or deep-fry, we'll have to have another meeting to discuss it.

What's wrong? Have you forgotten how you used to eat raw meat and drink blood?

If you really want to eat it, why not just grab it and swallow it whole, or take a couple of bites first?

In that case, even if the Buddha himself came, it wouldn't make any difference.

That's not all; some people even have to send out invitations to spread the word and invite relatives and friends to come and enjoy the meal together.

He was afraid others wouldn't know that Tang Sanzang was with him.

The most ridiculous thing is that some monsters also have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Capturing Tang Sanzang wasn't enough; they had to keep trying and gather all four of them together to eat.

In short, it was extremely difficult, and they racked their brains to delay the inevitable while waiting for Sun Wukong to come and save them.

Then, he was beaten back to his original form by the Monkey King, and just as he was about to die under the golden cudgel, he was taken away by his master who "coincidentally" arrived.

Anyway, I'll never get to eat it.

Hey, it's just for fun.

As for the third place, it is the Roc.

That's quite a background; it's the monster with the biggest backing in Journey to the West.

Buddha's maternal uncle.

This was a real ordeal; they even dragged out their own maternal uncles.

Oh, and there's also a peacock princess nearby who is of noble birth and incredibly beautiful.

The sight of her dancing gracefully by the river in a peacock dress is absolutely mesmerizing.

She didn't want to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh, but she had taken a liking to him.

Ata's assessment of this was:

"Are you blind? What's so great about this weakling pretty boy? Look at my Monkey King, that's a real man."

Qi An also thought that although the girl was beautiful, his taste was poor.

She and the roc who was infatuated with her were such a perfect match, a truly handsome couple.

Dapeng is handsome, powerful, has a strong backing, and is also devoted and faithful.

A typical domineering CEO and eligible bachelor.

Most importantly, they are all birds, so there is no reproductive isolation.

If this were a fantasy novel, it would be a match made in heaven.

As a result, she ended up having to engage in forced love with a bald monk, like a beautiful flower stuck in cow dung.

The two knew the plot: Tang Sanzang had been taken away by Princess Peacock, and was being treated to good food and drink, as well as beautiful women performing songs and dances.

Not a single scratch broke the skin, and there was no danger to life.

Next, Dapeng wants both the beauty and Tang Sanzang. He will kidnap the Peacock Princess and then take Tang Sanzang to the cave of the three brothers.

At that time, Qi An would take action again and shift the blame to the three brothers.

With nothing to do for the time being, Qi An accepted Ata's spiritual power and was in a good mood, so he quietly followed Sun Wukong.

To fulfill Ataldo's wish to catch a few glimpses of his idol.

As fellow strong individuals, they felt a sense of shared fate and shared sorrow. Qi An initially felt sorry for Sun Wukong.

Despite possessing the power to overturn the world, he was forced to submit to a useless person due to the tight headband.

She felt that the Great Sage was too honest, working diligently and conscientiously the whole way without slacking off in the slightest.

He managed to drag the three of them to the Western Paradise.

Pigsy is truly an expert in the ways of the workplace; look how comfortably he's lying around all this way.

He's the first to serve the best food, and he hides his money as a private stash.

They never take the lead in anything; if they encounter difficulties, they seek help from Brother Monkey. If Brother Monkey isn't around, they'll pack their bags and disband.

She should be affectionate with Tang Sanzang when appropriate, and also be sarcastic when necessary.

In short, the character is firmly established as a gluttonous, lustful, and idiotic good-for-nothing.

Tang Sanzang couldn't rely on him, but instead treated him with great leniency.

This vividly illustrates the saying "the capable do more work" and "picking up scraps from the trash."

If you're so capable, then you do it; if I'm not, I'm useless, so I'll enjoy myself.

But after watching for a few days, Qi An chuckled to herself, realizing she had underestimated the monkey.

The Great Sage knew perfectly well that she wasn't as honest and hardworking as she had imagined.

If Pigsy is the one who openly lies down and does nothing, then Monkey King is the one who secretly drifts along.

The Monkey King, who appeared extremely anxious in front of Pigsy and Sandy, turned around and showed a cold indifference as if it were none of his business.

They weren't in a hurry; in fact, they were somewhat gloating.

I can't wait to find that bald monk, so I'll have more time to slack off.

Eat when you're hungry, drink when you're thirsty, call on others when you need to, and appropriately show weakness to seek help.

He exemplified what "effort" truly means through his actions.

I just want the higher-ups to see that I really tried my best.

Qi An knew that Monkey King had figured it out long ago: the so-called eighty-one tribulations were man-made.

Moreover, although it was supposed to be a test for Tang Sanzang, he was the one who actually did all the work.

Tang Sanzang is just a prop responsible for dragging things down and being snatched away by monsters.

All he did was shout a few times, "Wukong, quickly save your master!"

Pigsy is responsible for dragging the team down and shouting "Brother Monkey is awesome!"

Sha Wujing was responsible for doing hard labor.

These eighty-one tribulations are more like they were prepared for Sun Wukong.

In short, Tang Sanzang will definitely not die, and the scriptures will definitely be retrieved.

The frustrating thing is that the scriptures, which could have been retrieved with a single somersault, took more than ten years to retrieve step by step.

Along the way, they had to endure all kinds of hardships, including sleeping in the open and experiencing various tribulations, until they had accumulated eighty-one tribulations.

They said that only in this way could the preciousness of the scriptures be truly appreciated.

What, can it turn from black and white to color, or can it add tens of thousands of words?

To put it bluntly, it's just for fun.

During Qi'an's observation period, Ata's shower of compliments never stopped.

"Wow, look at my Monkey King's golden cudgel, his posture, his movements, awesome!"

"Monkey King is so well-mannered. He never swears. Even when he's angry, he only says 'So annoying.' He's so cute."

"My Monkey King is so respectful to women and incredibly gentle with children. He truly is my dream monkey."

"Ah...he's so handsome, I love him so much."

"I'm blown away by the world's best Monkey King."

"I want to have his babies!"

...

Qi An's face darkened: "...Shut up."

Do you know how a tower can breed monkeys?

No, you can't even give birth to a monkey!

Try to learn less of the online celebrity-chasing rhetoric.

Brainless fans are truly terrifying!

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