"Idiot! Idiot!"
A group of children surrounded a young man with flowers in his hair, a silly look on his face, and wearing a bright red suit, shouting at him.
"Hehe, hehe..."
The young man acted like an idiot, only knowing how to chuckle stupidly no matter how others ridiculed him.
"Hey! Qin the Fool! Going to pick up a bride again today?"
Someone was shouting from afar, arms crossed, looking on with amusement.
"That fool Qin goes to fetch a bride every year, and it's been five years already, but he still hasn't brought a wife back. It's really laughable!"
"This Qin idiot probably doesn't even know anything about sex, who would want to marry him!"
"Exactly! Marrying him would be like living the life of a widow!"
Ignoring all the criticism, the simple-minded man just kept chuckling to himself, head held high, not even looking where he was going. After stepping onto the stone bridge, he lost his footing...
With a splash, a burst of water churned up in the deep, dark green river.
"A fool has fallen into the water! A fool has fallen into the water!"
The children shouted, some were panicked, and others clapped and cheered with joy.
"That idiot Qin really fell into the river!"
"This could kill someone!"
"Quick! Quick! Save them!"
The adults grabbed bamboo poles and ran downstream along the babbling river.
After a lot of effort, they finally managed to get Qin the Fool ashore.
The crowd looked at Qin Shazi, who had already closed his eyes, and began to discuss among themselves.
"Did he really drown?"
"The village head is here! The village head is here!"
"Village head, it seems that Qin the Fool has drowned!"
"Today is a wedding day for people from all around. There are already few men in our village who can get married. If this fool Qin dies, how will I explain this to my superiors? Quickly, fetch a doctor!"
"The doctor is here! The doctor is here!"
"Doctor, is this idiot dead?"
"Hmm... still breathing?"
"Quickly, save him!"
"It's easy to save him, but he needs someone to breathe into him."
"Breath transfer?"
"It's just blowing air into each other's mouths."
Upon hearing that they were to blow air into a fool's mouth, everyone fell silent.
"Doctor, can't you give him some breathing exercises?"
"I am seventy-six years old this year, and I am already weak. Do you want me to die?"
"Is there really no one willing to give him breathing exercises? Are they just going to watch him die?"
Urged on by the doctor, one person stepped forward.
"Let me do it!"
Everyone looked over and saw that it was Cuihua!
Although Cuihua was a girl, she was fat with big ears, big arms and a thick waist, weighing at least two hundred pounds, like a solid little mountain.
"Brother Qin Chuan! I'm so sorry!"
Cuihua lay down in a push-up position, then pouted her plump lips, closed her eyes, and buried her head to give Qin Chuan breathing exercises...
"Cuihua is quite loyal and devoted to this Qin the Fool!"
"Yes, what a wonderful couple!"
...
Qin Chuan felt like he had a very long dream.
First, he fell into the river and almost drowned.
Then, it felt like something was pressing down on me, making it hard to breathe.
Sleep paralysis?
"I don't believe that... Wake up!"
After silently repeating the command twice in his mind, Qin Chuan suddenly opened his eyes!
Holy crap?
Where did those two big lips come from?!
"Ah! Get out of my way!"
Qin Chuan jumped up!
"Qin the Fool is awake?"
"Not only is he awake, but he's also full of energy!"
"Brother Qin Chuan, you're awake?"
Cuihua blinked and walked up to Qin Chuan.
Qin Chuan looked at it and thought, "Hmm?"
Holy crap, this scale!
No wonder it was so suffocating...
etc!
Why are all these people wearing ancient costumes?
Moreover, all the surrounding buildings are ancient buildings.
Small bridges, flowing water, and traditional houses.
Blue bricks and painted tiles.
The river flows gently.
What a beautiful ancient scene!
How wonderful it would be to settle down here for the rest of my life!
Stay away from mortgages, car loans, and dowries...
It's beautiful just to think about it!
Unfortunately, it was just a dream after all!
Qin Chuan closed his eyes, opened his arms, and embraced the air, as if afraid that he would wake up from this dream soon...
"What is that idiot Qin doing?"
"What a fool he is, nothing he does is surprising!"
"It's good that he's alive! The wedding procession is almost over, hurry and take him there!"
"But... what if the village head's clothes get wet?"
"Oh no, there's no time to change! Hurry up and take him there, I'm dying of worry!"
Everyone frantically pulled Qin Chuan away.
Qin Chuan opened his eyes. Holy crap, this isn't a dream?
What dream could be so realistic?!
Just then, he felt a wave of dizziness, and a flood of memories rushed into his mind...
I've traveled through time...
Or perhaps her soul transmigrated into the body of an idiot with the same name...
He was originally a corporate slave in the 21st century. After experiencing mortgage payments, car loans, and dowries, he finally got married.
I never expected that we would get divorced after only one year of marriage, before we even had a child.
His parents also passed away one after another due to overwork, leaving him all alone.
I woke up to find myself transported to another world.
"Qin the Fool, can you hurry up? The wedding procession is almost over..."
The village head grabbed Qin Chuan's hand and ran wildly, panting as he spoke.
"You've been helping me secure a spot for five consecutive years. This year is my assessment year, and whether I can be promoted to county elder depends on you. You'd better hurry up!"
Qin Chuan was practically carried along as they rushed to the so-called "wedding procession."
This is the Great Gan Dynasty, Jiangzhou Prefecture. Today is the day for the wedding procession from the surrounding villages.
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