Chapter 49 Chapter 49 Please Stay Away from Fanfiction
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I have to say, even though Kamohashi Ron had that in mind, if Isshiki Totumaru really made an appointment with someone for a blind date... he would be completely unhappy at the thought of that.
"We're just investigating whether anyone's engaging in illegal activities on this dating app. Don't worry, Lun," Isshiki Todumaru said. "I don't think I'll be scammed to the point of bankruptcy... with Lun around."
"If a girl invites you out, do you want me to go with her?" Kamohashi Ron asked back.
Isshiki Todumaru was even more confused: "What are you talking about, Lun, I'm not really going on a blind date."
Kamo no Bridge Theory: "..."
Kamohashi Ron said awkwardly, "It's nothing. I'm just worried. After all, you all have a face that's easy to deceive. And you've indeed been deceived by criminals' sweet talk before. If you get fooled again this time, I'll be guilty of a heinous crime..."
"So I told you you're here!" Isshiki Totumaru said firmly. "And the fact that someone would look for a dodo bird portrait instead of posting their own photo is inherently suspicious, isn't it?"
Kamohashi Ron: "That is indeed very suspicious."
While Isshiki Totomaru was tinkering with the software, Kamohashi Ron finally sighed, "Forget it. I'm in such a bad mood, so I'll just live stream."
"You said before that you didn't want to live broadcast because you were in a bad mood?"
"That was a lie to Miss Dolphin. After all, she's planted so many bugs in the Kamobashi apartment building, it's almost as if she's afraid we won't know she's eavesdropping. She only needs to keep Shubizi's bug; there's no need to keep anyone else's."
As Kamohashi Ron said this, he successfully crushed a bug. The deafening sound of the crushing was transmitted to Dolphin's headphones. Although Dolphin was frightened, he had no choice but to leave.
Of course, in the end, I couldn't avoid being criticized in that core group.
Communication Expert: Oh, I heard that someone's bug was found and crushed by Kamohashi Ron.
C: Oh, I heard that someone's bug was found and crushed by Kamohashi Ron.
AAA takes money to do things: Hey, I heard that someone's bug was placed at Kamohashi Ron and it was not only discovered but also crushed.
Don't let me go to work:?
Don’t let me go to work: No, how do you know everything?
AAA: Oh, no, I don't know. Isn't that what the communication experts say? I just copied and pasted it.
C: I'm in detention, I don't know where to go, I was just copying and pasting.
...The essence of human beings is indeed a repeater.
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When Kamohashi Ron started broadcasting, Isshiki Totumaru knew with his eyes closed that the comments would say something like he was making another surprise attack. Anyway, Ron is just like that, and it's not the first time or two that he's been making surprise attacks. Besides, he's an emotional anchor, so he can start broadcasting whenever he wants.
After all, he hadn't signed a contract with any live broadcast company. It was completely personal behavior. No one cared about him and didn't care about the income from it... Although there would be many viewers throwing mines and rockets at the beginning of the broadcast of Kamo Nobashi Lun, but this time...
"Eh? What are you talking about?" Isshiki Totumaru was a little shocked. "This time it's fan feedback, so are you reading the comments or--"
"For things like reading comments, it's fine to just edit them into a video after you're done. There's no need to livestream," Kamohashi Ron said, then began calling out on the livestream platform, "Is the top-ranked commentator in the audience here today? I have a lot of carefully selected emotional submissions based on fan feedback. You can pick any one you like and I'll read it."
[Ah ...
[Excuse me, if I put money on the top of the list now, can I still be ranked first?]
[Yaya, he finally remembered he was a live streamer (wiping tears). Is the point to ask at this point? The point is to give Yaya money!]
"Spend rationally!" Kamohashi Ron said, "The number one on the list later doesn't count. I'll ask if the current one is on it. If not, I'll ask the number two..."
[Ya Ya, yes, yes, hey, can I just pick any of these? What should I do? Ya Ya, I want to hear them all, or you can just read them all!]
[I'm dying of laughter, I've read all of them, number one is just generous]
Kamo no Hashiro: "The platypus is an endangered species. Please don't abuse me. I will die of thirst if you read all of this."
Isshiki Totomaru: "You were the one who said you wanted to give feedback to the fans!"
【Roommate, good job! 】
[Hahahahaha, my roommate suddenly makes trouble]
[Duck, if you really die of thirst, I will mourn for you. Another platypus has disappeared from the world.]
[The dodo that's messing with the platypus gets it, never mind, I'll just eat it as a token of my respect]
【Fast forward to Duck Crossing CP】
[What the hell is the name for Duck Crossing CP? Okay, I'll use this tag on P Station later!]
Kamohashi Ron sighed, "If that's the case, then there's nothing I can do. I'll read all of these articles during the live broadcast, but how can this really be considered fan feedback... Can you at least specify the order?"
Then, just like flipping a card, Kamohashi Lun turned out the titles of these emotional articles. In fact, there were not many to choose from. There were five emotional articles in total. The first one was about a brother who found a partner and both his brother and the partner cheated on him.
The second is the traditional sharing of love life. Kamohashi Ron even wrote next to the title: "Just showing off your love, it's really infuriating."
The third one is a rare manuscript about kinship issues that are not related to male-female relationships, but it actually involves this issue to some extent. After all, the contributor said that after she became an adult, one of her parents did not consider her their child and forced her to do a DNA test.
The fourth one was a post in which a man was accused of fraud by his girlfriend, claiming they were in a relationship but actually used all the things he gave her to pay off his loan.
The fifth one said that he fell in love online, but when he met in person he found out that the other party was also a man, and he is now confused.
Damn it, Yaya, even if you list all of these and specify the order, I still don't know what to listen to. Anyway, the one about my love life should be the last one!
Is our number one so generous?
[Speaking of which, the number one sister seems to have always been like this, but she is really rich]
[Of course I have to spend money on handsome guys! It would be even better if my roommate could show his face, so I can see more handsome guys! ]
[I feel like I have a lot of new fans recently]
[Last time, someone edited the live broadcast of Yaya’s plateau hotel and Nannuan Observatory and it became a bit of a hit]
Kamohashi Ron: "Huh? I haven't been online for a long time, how come I don't know about this?"
Suzuki and Kobayashi, who had edited the video a long time ago, sneezed. "Is anyone talking about us?"
"I don't know, probably not."
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Finally, at the leaderboard's direction, Kamohashi Ron read the fifth draft first. Maintaining his almost dead voice, he slowly began, "Hello Yaya, I've been watching your emotional livestreams for a long time, and today I've decided to send you my troubles in the form of a letter. I know you hate all those complicated formalities in letters, so I'll get straight to the point. About a year ago, I fell in love online."
Kamohashi Ron paused briefly, then continued, "Online dating is very risky. You're too far away from the person, and someone who doesn't have a keen eye can't tell if the information and photos they send you are fabricated. Furthermore, some scammers use this to target gullible people."
[Yaya, suddenly started to seriously popularize legal knowledge]
[Could it be that my roommate is an economic investigator? 2333]
[I don't know. When Yaya reported the case to the police last time, he only said that he was a police officer.]
[I completely understand. This is my roommate's mission, and Yaya is an undercover agent sent by the Metropolitan Police Department to spread science (I'm sure)]
Kamobashi Ron continued in his almost dead voice, "We met because we liked the same anime. After adding each other on Line, we hit it off immediately and started chatting enthusiastically. At that time, I always thought she was actually a girl because her profile said female. At that time, I hadn't considered other possibilities - because that show was originally a shojo manga. Although it's a bit embarrassing to say it, I really do like shojo manga."
Kamohashi Ron sighed and said, "What's there to be ashamed of? I just like shojo manga. It's just a trivial hobby, and it doesn't violate the law. What law says boys can't read shojo manga? Maybe some shojo manga artists are men." Then, he picked up his blue cup and said, "I still use this very cute platypus blue cup, so I can talk about this kind of thing openly. Miss Mia, who changed into more than a dozen skirts in the live broadcast at the Plateau Hotel, is actually a boy."
【!!! ！ ！】
[Wait, Yaya, did you say something outrageous? ]
【Why is it a cute... boy? 】
Isn't that better?
Isshiki Todumaru: "You just wanted to say this, Lun."
Kamo no Hashiro: "I can't help it. I just received a private message from him asking me to make sure to spread the word."
Kobayashi, you are so persistent!
Then, after a brief silence of three seconds, Isshiki Totomaru asked, "In that case... did he pay you for the advertisement?"
Kamo no Bridge Theory: "..."
Free advertising is so easy.
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[I am dying of laughter! My roommate is destroying DuckDuck again.]
[Ahhh, roommate, promise me, even if you don't show your face, you and Yaya will perform manzai together on live broadcast for the rest of your life, okay?]
[Why did you make the decision for Yaya and her roommate without my permission? (annoying)]
Kamobashi Ron: "If you guys keep doing this, I'll consider going to P-site, entering my tag, and starting to read your work during live broadcasts."
[…Please stay away from the fanfiction.]
[No, Duck, if you do this, Sakura girls will really be upset. If they delete it, where will I eat?]
Kamo no Hashiro: "I'm just kidding. If you really read it, you'll probably feel embarrassed..."
[So, Yaya, you really did go see it! Otherwise, how would you have known that your roommate would appear?!]
Is this even worth seeing?
You can guess it.
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