Chapter 27 Chapter 27 (1000 nutrient solution plus more) Deduct 1...
The other party didn't reply for a long time. After a while, they finally replied...
"You're being too general! You know, people rent apartments every day, and many people cancel them. My answer to that question is definitely yes. Even though my boss is an idiot who secretly killed the rival company's money tree, our business is still pretty good."
Kamo no Bridge Theory: "..."
This netizen still couldn't forget that his boss had watered the rival company's money tree to death. He always felt that if he didn't stop the other party, he would be able to expose his boss's name. After all, it seemed that he had been wanting to say this for a long time.
"Did you have a female client who rented a house three days ago?" asked Kamohashi Ron.
[Yes, three days ago, the clients were both male and female. Yaya, you're not going to ask me their names, are you? I can't tell you their names; they're business secrets.]
Kamobashi Ron: "It's okay, I'll go to the Metropolitan Police Department and ask the police for help. But thank you anyway, after all, this is a very important clue for me."
【It's good to be able to help Yaya! 】
"It's not entirely a favor to me..."
After all, this is also a favor to Dudu. I don’t know whether the handwriting identification at the Metropolitan Police Department has come out.
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"The handwriting identification results are in." Amemiya sent a message to Isshiki Totomaru. "Something even stranger has happened. This handwriting... isn't from any of the three suspects..."
Kamohashi Ron took a quick look, but since it was still live, he couldn't ask any more questions. After thinking for a moment, he pulled out a sign from somewhere, wrote something on it, and asked, "Three suspects?"
Isshiki Totomaru also tried to raise a sign for Kamo no Hashiron, but he was using his phone. He typed on it, "Because Amamiya-senpai said this could be a forgery, she won't rule you out based on personal feelings."
"What an excellent police officer." Kamohashi Ron continued to hold up the sign.
"So the point of proving that the handwriting isn't yours even though you have a clearer alibi is...?" Isshiki Totumaru continued to send messages to Kamohashi Rin on his phone.
"I think what Ms. Kazama says makes sense. Physical evidence is very useful and necessary." Kamohashi Ron continued to hold up his sign. "With this evidence, we can at least prove that this manuscript wasn't forged by me."
But it’s not from those two suspects, so who sent the manuscript to Lun? I always feel like there is an answer on the tip of my tongue but I just can’t remember it.
"Dudu, I think you've already figured out a name."
...He did discover it, but with his ability, he was not very sure at the moment. In the end, Seduduwan just let Lun check the message on his mobile phone.
"The victim's?"
The entire live broadcast room played out this pantomime for nearly ten minutes, and finally someone in the comment section couldn't stand it anymore and posted a comment:
You've almost finished your ten-minute pantomime. What on earth is it that we, the audience, can't watch? If you keep treating us like outsiders, we'll start spreading rumors that your roommate is actually a dodo.
[Daya is treating us like outsiders again, or has our emotional livestream transformed into a pantomime livestream?]
[Rather than that, I'd like to ask you two what are you doing holding up signs while facing each other? Is this just some kind of roommate fun?]
[I totally get it. We're just part of their show... Damn it! I don't want to watch these two mime live anymore! I haven't even seen one of them yet.]
Kamohashi Ron coughed slightly and then made a pitiful expression. "Sorry, I'll continue the live broadcast as normal in a moment. I do have something to tell my roommate in private."
【Lightspeed forgiveness duck】
[It’s broken, I also forgave Yaya at the speed of light, I am a closet]
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Isshiki Todumaru: "They change their expressions so quickly!"
"After all, I think I told Toto a long time ago that a job like mine relies on looks. After all, we're not VTB with virtual character images." Kamonohashi continued, "So it's normal to be obsessed with looks."
"But speaking of which, I saw a photo of you in your school days at Kiku-senpai's place. You looked quite neat and tidy." Isshiki Todumaru suddenly said, "Is it because of that case that you were depressed for five years?"
"No, Todu, I haven't been completely depressed for the past five years. As you can see, I've been making a living by doing emotional live broadcasts for the past five years. Faced with so many netizens, I really can't be depressed." Kamonohashi continued, "As for your almost dead tone when you first met me, Todu, in a sense... it's part of your character setting, right?"
“What a rare selling point for a character!”
"Really? I think the concept of a living being partially dead is quite suitable for today's young people and some college students. On the surface, they appear to be still alive, but in reality, they are already a little dead..." Kamohashi Ron thought for a moment and said, "It feels much better than a character who turned evil or developed some kind of mental illness due to misunderstanding and betrayal."
Isshiki Totomaru: "Why do I feel like you're telling some kind of hellish joke?"
Kamo no Hashiro: "I don't know, that's probably just your illusion. Anyway, I think the tone of a living person being slightly dead is much healthier than most other characters."
[How can someone not be healthy when they sound like they're about to die?]
[That’s true. Once a person is free from illness, all diseases will disappear.]
Why do we all have to follow Yaya in telling hellish jokes? Don’t let this become a live broadcast of hellish jokes.
"Then... deduct 1 from God and ask Him to forgive you?" Kamohashi Ron said uncertainly, "I'm British... If I'm Japanese, deduct 1 from Amaterasu and ask Him to forgive you?"
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The live broadcast room suddenly seemed to be frozen, and after a while, a comment said:
【I was chilled by Yaya’s dry humor】
[Ya Ya, you are worthy of being British, the jokes you tell are either too hellish or too cold]
[It fits my stereotype of the British]
Isshiki Todumaru smiled slightly, seemingly unable to hold back. "So it seems this character is indeed healthier than most of the weird ones you mentioned. But earlier, you said that many people actually come here just to see your face."
He was indeed good-looking, though his hair was a mess like seaweed when they first met, and his eyes had almost no highlights, but at first sight he had a kind of handsomeness that could not be concealed. However, at that time, he was troubled by the case, so he didn't pay much attention to his appearance.
"That's why I've always said that I make a living by my looks," Kamohashi Ron continued. "After all, ever since that live broadcast of the castle adventure, there have been a lot of new people coming to me just for my looks."
We can’t blame most people for their values being influenced by their appearance; humans are animals that like beautiful things.
"...Oh, now that I think of it, is that audience member who works at the rental housing still here? Three days ago, there was a very elegant woman who rented a room from you guys. If I had to describe her... she was quite capable and impeccable."
[Eh? I'm here, I'm here. Yaya, I have some recollection of this, because that lady, who looked quite anxious, even complained to me about it. But I really can't reveal the specific client's privacy, Yaya.]
"It doesn't matter."
Kamohashi Ron leaned back in his chair.
"That's enough."
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Kamohashi Ron casually checked to see if anyone had recently sent him private messages seeking emotional advice. After picking and choosing, he was silent for a moment. Nothing particularly appealing or interesting came to him, so much so that he couldn't help but sigh to Isshiki Totomaru: "Sometimes I really feel like I'm limiting myself. I should just honestly read out the manuscripts of the authors of melodramatic short stories. Even if they're all fake, at least they can stir people's emotions."
Then he looked at the man who was still standing by the door handing Isshiki Totomaru the pills and said, "I've decided I want to change my ways. How about you wear a dodo mask and join me on the next live broadcast? I'll go directly to the Metropolitan Police Department and apply for you to join me in the legal education program."
"Has he become a legal anchor?!" Isshiki Dudumaru complained, "What a huge leap!"
"Anyway, the only people who submit articles to me are those who commit crimes like this, except for boring third-rate novelists." Kamohashi Lun glanced at his computer, "I feel like if I pick the manuscripts, no one will be able to escape."
Isshiki Totomaru: "..."
It seems to be true when you put it this way, why do the articles selected every time involve crimes?
"Let's go investigate there after the live broadcast is over, Toto," Kamohashi Ron said. "Maybe we'll find decisive physical evidence. By the way... has Officer Amamiya investigated further into what we just discussed?"
Isshiki Totomaru glanced at his phone at Kamohashi Ron, who raised his lips slightly before turning to the audience and saying, "Then let's take a look at some interesting relationship consultations today. I personally want to see this."
Kamobashi Ron pointed to the private message and said, "I'm being liked by two people at the same time, but I don't want to be a scumbag. Is there any good way to reject one of them?"
Then, Kamohashi Ron stretched lazily. "Actually, according to me, you should just reject both of them. After just a quick glance at the content, you're not sure whether you really like the other person or not. It's just that they're so passionate that you can't resist..."
【Hilarious! DuckDuck classic breaking up segment】
[I forgot the front and the back, anyway, I advise you to separate]
"Besides, don't you still have debts? If you have any, you should pay them off first," Kamonohashi Ron said. "You can't be looking for some unlucky grudge to share your debts, right?"
【???】
[Daily Wondering How Did Yaya Know This?]
"It's just a simple deduction." Kamohashi Ron said, "Don't keep your digital account online at all times. It can be easily searched."
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