"Come on, please begin your story."
Zhang Hao pulled over a stool and sat down.
Waiting for it to explain its reasons for looking for a wife.
The ivy slowly said, "Before the apocalypse broke out, I was just an ordinary plant. Even when I was planted in a flowerpot, I wasn't as lush as I am now."
"My previous two owners were a young couple who lived a sweet life. Even after the apocalypse broke out, they carefully managed their lives. Finally, one day I condensed the tree heart and gained thought and wisdom."
"You mean, this place used to belong to the owner? Weren't they afraid of you?" Zhang Hao frowned.
The ivy said, "I thought they would be afraid of me, but they weren't. They were just a little surprised that an ivy could talk. Gradually, they accepted me, and I became a part of this family."
"They believed that since plants had thoughts, they were no different from humans. However, they were very unlucky and never came back after going out to collect food. They must have died. But under their influence, I long for love and hope to find my other half."
"But after so long I haven't found any other people of the same kind, so I changed my target to humans. Miao Xiaoxiao's voice is very sweet and pleasant, and it's very comfortable to talk to her."
"This is the first time I've felt this way since I was born, so I want to marry her."
"..."
Zhang Hao didn't know how to comment.
Well, what a straightforward story.
The owners of the ivy-covered plants are probably dead, either bitten to death by zombies or killed by their own kind.
But after hearing the story, he felt a little relieved.
This ivy is different from ordinary ivy.
Fortunately, she was influenced by good human values rather than being corrupted by bad ideas and becoming irrational. At least Miao Xiaoxiao was lucky.
As for finding a wife, we'll talk about that later.
"Miao Xiaoxiao is unconscious? How did you do that?" Zhang Hao asked.
"I can absorb toxic substances in the air and release a psychedelic fog. It's not very lethal... but it's quite effective at causing dizziness," the ivy said.
"oh?"
Zhang Hao was surprised.
This Virginia creeper has quite a lot of potential.
It can actually absorb poisonous fog and release a fog with a dizzying effect?
If we encounter any mutated animals in the wild in the future, we can use it to stun them, and then let Meng Wu tame them.
"Wake her up."
"OK."
The ivy didn't really want to do that.
But the humans before him were too powerful, and with his life threatened, he had no choice but to comply.
A twig emitted a faint white mist.
After being inhaled by Miao Xiaoxiao, she gradually regained consciousness.
"Honey, you're awake," the ivy said gently.
"What wife nonsense? You bewitched me just because I was chatting with you? Is this how you make friends? I don't like you anymore," Miao Xiaoxiao said harshly.
"Ah? No, I was wrong."
The ivy panicked a little: "I...I just...I just think your voice is very nice, honey, please don't dislike me."
"If you call me 'wife' again, I'll leave immediately."
"I'm not calling anymore."
Miao Xiaoxiao was actually really angry.
Fortunately, the Virginia creeper itself isn't a bad person; it's just that some of its members are a bit eccentric.
The red willow is similar; it keeps wanting to sleep with someone and insists on making her its wife.
You're a plant, yet you think so much.
She was so emotionally exhausted.
Both of these mutated plants are rather abnormal.
The ivy said aggrievedly, "But I really like you, that's why I want you to be my wife."
"I'm human, you're a plant. We're not even the same species, so how can I be a wife? Women always have times when they feel lonely and restless. How will you deal with that then?" Miao Xiaoxiao said irritably.
"But my former master said that love is great, regardless of gender or species, and that nothing is impossible as long as people are of one mind. As for what you said about feeling lonely, I know... My former master would have intense intercourse every night, but it usually only lasted for ten minutes or so, and the mistress was very unhappy."
The ivy said earnestly, "My branches and leaves can help you. When I grow a little bigger, my branches will become thicker and stronger, which will completely satisfy you. Moreover, I have hundreds of branches. If one gets tired, I can just pick another, or several together. It will take a very long time."
"..."
Everyone else was stunned.
What kind of insolent and lewd words are these?
Will the branches become thicker? Several together? And will they last a long time?
Oh my god!
Was the former owner of the ivy the lewd king?
Miao Xiaoxiao blushed and said angrily, "So what? I just don't like you, and I don't want to be your wife."
"I see."
The ivy immediately became depressed.
The branches were restless and seemed poised to go berserk.
Zhang Hao gave a signal with his eyes.
We can't let this guy go crazy; he's such a talented mutated plant.
It is necessary to bring it under our control.
Miao Xiaoxiao roughly understood, and could only soften her tone slightly: "Although I can't be your wife, you can be my son. Didn't you say you've never met anyone like me? I also have a son who is a mutated willow tree."
"It actually has a companion. If you get along well, maybe you can become a couple and our family can live happily together."
"Really? Then that's fine."
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