Chapter 20: Rotten Grass Without Fireflies (V)
"hiss……"
Xie Mian touched the wound on his lip and took a deep breath in pain.
"It's really not you?"
He looked at E Shifang with suspicion.
“Ga ga ga ga!”
E Shifang was also very angry, so angry that his lungs were about to explode. Who was it, who had secretly kissed my wife?
I want him to die! Die!
E Shifang was spinning around on the ground. No, he was going to kill every man in the mall.
No, women can't be spared either.
After all, my wife killed both men and women.
Thinking of this, E Shifang's face turned red with anger, and he flapped his wings and rushed downstairs.
"Stop, come back!"
Seeing E Shifang's aggressive look, Xie Mian spoke out to stop him.
The person who did this would not be someone in the building.
He was not the kind of person who would lose consciousness after being drunk, but now he had no memory of being drunk at all, as if that memory had been taken out of his mind.
Being able to extract his own memories, this person's insect power must be very powerful.
Except for Xiao Xing and that man, no other man in the mall possesses insect power.
Thinking of this, Xie Mian once again cast a suspicious look at E Shifang.
He looked at every inch of Goose Shifang's body with a slight scrutiny, from the goose's head to its paws, and even to its butt.
"Ha ha ha?" Wife, what are you doing?
Xie Mian ignored E Shifang, but grabbed E Shifang's beak and gently touched his lips.
No disgusting feeling.
"Open your mouth!"
Xie Mian ordered.
E Shifang, who had just been blushing from his wife's "sudden attack", was so embarrassed when he heard his wife's order that the goose feathers on his face exploded. He opened his mouth embarrassedly and retracted his rows of sharp teeth.
It feels like petals are slowly opening in your mouth, soft and fragrant.
E Shifang was almost intoxicated by the fragrance of flowers and almost forgot about the "green grassland".
Just as it stretched out its wings and was about to fly away in love, the fragrance of flowers suddenly drifted away from its mouth, and a white finger pressed against its forehead.
"E Shifang, will you turn into a human?"
As early as the first time he saw E Shifang, he felt that E Shifang was not an ordinary goose. Because E Shifang's behavior was too "human", from using a mobile phone, not starving, liking to eat normal human food, saying sweet words to coax people, and even "peeking".
Moreover, E Shifang gave him a very familiar feeling, so familiar that he would naturally hold E Shifang in his arms, sleep with it, and show his truest side to it.
He seemed to have known it for a long time, as if they had often done this kind of thing in a long time, in a non-existent memory.
More importantly.
The taste in E Shifang's mouth was exactly the same as the taste that man left in his mouth, both of which were mixed with a light creamy taste in the taste of wine.
"Ga?" What does it mean?
E Shifang was a little confused.
After a while, it finally reacted, took the phone from Xie Mian's pocket, and typed:
You mean, after drinking, I turned into a human and then cuckolded myself?
But that’s not right. I don’t have any memory of that time.
Seeing the word "green hat", Xie Mian's eyelids twitched. He deleted the words on his phone and said:
"Is it possible that your memory was also deleted by your human self?"
“…Gah.”
Goose Shifang pretended to think: "Quack, quack, quack!"
How about we drink again?
…
Same place, same table, the table is filled with the same amount of beer and liquor.
However, this time the plan did not go smoothly, because just when Xie Mian opened the bottle cap, adjusted the video on his mobile phone, and was about to get drunk again, a group of people rushed into the mall.
Unlike the twenty or thirty people last time, there are over a hundred people coming this time.
They got out of their cars one after another, holding sticks in their hands and looking crazy.
Xie Mian noticed that some people even had guns in their hands.
After the group entered the mall, they started running towards where there was food.
Some people ran down to the basement, some ran up to the restaurant upstairs, and some directly started snatching people with bags.
Screaming, arguing, crying, conflicts continued to break out.
Xie Mian was not spared either.
After seeing Xie Mian drinking with a goose, a few ignorant men approached with ill intentions:
"Brother, it's so lonely drinking alone, why not let your brother drink with you!"
"Hahaha, look at how smooth this face is. It must feel nice to touch."
"Hey, hey, who do you think is better looking, him or that long-haired beauty we met on the road?"
…
Several people were talking to each other, and the words they said were unbearable to hear.
As soon as these people said the first word, E Shifang was ready to stand up and teach them a lesson, but was stopped by Xie Mian.
"Is the 'long-haired beauty' you're talking about a man or a woman?"
Xie Mian looked at the people and asked.
"Hehehe, why are you so curious, little brother? Are you jealous?"
"Don't be jealous, the brothers will make you happy in a while!"
…
Several people kept talking nonsense and didn't answer Xie Mian's questions. Xie Mianmei sneered and directly grabbed one person's neck.
“Ga ga ga!”
My dear wife, let the goose come.
Seeing that Xie Mian was about to take action, E Shifang raised his goose paw first and kicked the nearest man away with a "powerful Vajra Kick".
Then, it raised its legs again, allowing the remaining men to join the man in the air.
Several people flew high up and then fell heavily.
The restaurant's solid wood floor was almost smashed into pieces.
"Can you answer me now? Is that person a man or a woman?"
Xie Mian walked to the place where several people fell with an expressionless face and asked again in a cold voice.
"We didn't know if it was a man or a woman. We just looked at her from a distance. She looked androgynous and she was wearing all sorts of colorful clothes. We couldn't tell if she was a man or a woman at all!"
One of the men, clutching his chest, lay on the ground and shouted.
"Oh, you don't know?"
Xie Mian's expression became even colder. He turned his head and signaled E Shifang to attack again.
"Don't hit her, don't hit her. I know! It's a woman. She's wearing all sorts of colorful clothes, so it must be a woman!"
One of them said arguingly.
"Bullshit, it's a boy. That beauty has no breasts and a nice butt, so it must be a boy!"
Another person pouted in protest.
"Is this the man?"
After hearing one of them say that the person he had seen was a man, Xie Mian opened the photo album on his mobile phone and found a photo of Lin Heng.
In the photo, Lin Heng has waist-length hair and a pair of green trousers, wearing a bright red shirt and green eyes.
As the old saying goes, red and green are a stinking bunch of shit. But when worn by Lin Heng, this combination doesn't look awkward or ugly at all, but rather has a kind of flamboyant and gorgeous beauty.
"Yes, yes, it's this person!"
The men all said in unison when they saw the photos on their phones.
"Where did you meet him?" Xie Mian asked.
"On... on Cambridge Street!"
"when?"
"It was only yesterday, yesterday afternoon, that we saw the beautiful lady in Cambridge Street."
"Is he alone or with others?" Xie Mian continued to ask.
"It's not him. The beauty is staying with a group of vicious men. Hehe, if it was just the beauty alone, I would definitely go up and chat with her!"
As the man spoke, his eyes showed lust, as if he was recalling something.
Suddenly, the man felt a flash of white light before his eyes:
"Oh, my eyes, my eyes!"
Tears of blood flowed from the man's eyes and he roared, but then he found that he could not make any sound with his mouth - because his tongue had been cut off.
"Is he someone you can see and talk to?"
Xie Mian retracted the switchblade, stepped on half of his tongue, and looked at the rest of the people.
"No, no, we're just talking, talking..."
The few people seemed to see the devil from hell, supporting themselves with their hands and dragging their bodies backwards.
Just when they breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Xie Mian leave, they suddenly realized that their mouths seemed to be stuck by something and they couldn't open them!
They can't speak anymore!!
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