Chapter 42 Bathroom Door
After collecting some supplies from the supermarket and shops near the supermarket, the sky was already slightly brighter.
Both the man and the goose were tired, hungry, exhausted and exhausted.
"Want some instant noodles? Let's find a restaurant with a gas tank and cook some."
After the apocalypse, the entire city was paralyzed. Electricity, natural gas, and other utilities were no longer available due to a lack of maintenance personnel.
Xie Mian hadn't eaten something hot for a long time. When he saw instant noodles in the supermarket today, he wanted to cook some.
Goose Shifang nodded in agreement.
It searched for the instant noodles in the space and asked his wife:
"Haha?" What flavor do you want?
Xie Mian thought for a moment and said, "Let's stew beef brisket with tomatoes!"
The two found a small restaurant that was in a remote location and looked rather shabby.
Generally speaking, large restaurants or those that have opened in the past two years all use electricity or natural gas. Only some older, smaller restaurants still use gas cylinders.
This is a restaurant that serves chicken burgers. The bright red door sign has faded to a light color, and the yellow writing on the door sign is not very noticeable.
The shop's entrance was small, its glass broken. Xie Mian stepped lightly through the broken glass as he entered.
The cold white long sword was already in his hand.
In order to prevent the electric current on the protective shield from detonating the gas tank, Xie Mian asked E Shifang to retract the insect energy.
He was in front and Goose Shifang was behind.
The restaurant is very small and it only takes a few steps to walk through the lobby to the kitchen.
The kitchen was quiet, without a sound.
Are there no insect monsters, or did the insect monsters hide after discovering them?
When something is abnormal, there must be something wrong. Xie Mian is more inclined to the latter.
He first took an empty can and threw it into the kitchen. The can hit the ground, making a ping-ping sound.
Xie Mian moved his ears slightly, and amidst the clanging of the cans, he could barely hear a very subtle friction.
Like a hard-bristled brush brushing across the wall.
“Crack—crack—crack—”
He slightly moved the long sword in his hand and chopped it directly towards the source of the sound.
The long sword cut through the air like lightning in broad daylight.
After the lightning, a pale yellow insect that looked like a baseball bat with long legs fell from the wall.
The alien insect's body had been split vertically in the middle, and red and white blood plasma flowed out from it.
It looks like this is a bug monster transformed from a chicken louse.
Xie Mian stepped over the insect monster's corpse and was about to walk towards the stove when suddenly another chicken louse flew towards him.
He didn't make a move this time, but just turned his head slightly, and the chicken lice was blown to the wall by the goose Shifang behind him with a wing.
The whole body of the chicken louse was embedded in the wall. It was still shaking at first, but when I looked again, it was already dead.
Xie Mian heated the pot on the stove twice more, then added water, and started putting the noodles in when the water boiled.
In addition to instant noodles, Xie Mian also put two sausages, two chicken feet, and two braised eggs.
The aroma of noodles quickly spread in the small kitchen. Xie Mian filled two bowls and brought them to the table outside.
He had a bowl, and Shifang Goose had a bowl.
Cooking instant noodles does not require any technical skills. Even Xie Mian, who is known as the "food killer", can cook delicious instant noodles.
In addition, the two of them had not eaten anything hot for a long time, so this bowl of instant noodles seemed extremely delicious to them.
Even though Xie Mian was not a person who cared much about food, after finishing a bowl, he went to cook two more packets.
E Shifang also ate with gusto. This was the first meal his wife cooked for him. It was so delicious, wasn’t it!
Every strand of noodle reveals his wife's love for him. The braised egg is love, the ham is love, and the hot noodle soup is love.
E Shifang also drank three bowls in a row and did not stop until his stomach was full.
The two of them were very satisfied with the instant noodles and enjoyed it very much.
After eating the noodles, the two decided to find a hotel to take a shower and rest before continuing on their journey.
There is a hotel nearby. It is not a high-end or luxurious hotel, but it is clean and tidy.
E Shifang became extremely excited as he entered the hotel, and the electric current on the protective shield was running around non-stop.
It rushed into the bathroom, jumped up, turned on the shower, stood under the gushing water, one foot folded over the other, and said arrogantly:
"Haha!" Wife, come here quickly!
Xie Mian twitched his eyelids, unable to bear to look at it.
Why do these coquettish expressions and movements look so much like the top prostitute in a brothel in ancient costume films?
No, not the top brand, but the outdated top brand.
"You wash first, I'll wash later!"
When it comes to a goose, no matter how much he likes it, Xie Mian is sure that he would never have any thoughts in that direction.
I am in the last days, but I am mentally normal. Thank you for the invitation!
Seeing Xie Mian covering his eyes, E Shifang thought Xie Mian was shy. He rolled his eyes and said:
"Quack, quack, quack." Okay, wash the goose first, and my wife will wash it later.
Xie Mian lay down on the bed, and within two minutes, he heard a heavy sound coming from the bathroom, like someone falling to the ground.
"Gaga, gaga!" Wuuuuu, wife, help!
The goose voice is extremely miserable.
Afraid that E Shifang really fell, Xie Mian changed into slippers and walked towards the bathroom.
As soon as I opened the door, I was surrounded by a pair of wet wings.
"open!"
At this moment, how could Xie Mian not know that this was a self-torture trick played by E Shifang.
"Ga!" Don't let go! I want my wife to take a shower with me!
E Shifang acted like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. As long as he could eat the meat, he would not mind being scalded to death.
"Then you become a human."
Xie Mian breathed a sigh of relief and backed off.
He really didn't know how to deal with the big fat goose.
Do we have to pluck all the hair and then braise it?
"Ga!" You dislike geese!
Xie Mian thought that E Shifang would be very happy to hear what he said, but he didn't expect E Shifang to get so angry.
He pushed Xie Mian away, turned to face the bathroom wall, and began to cackle in a resentful tone:
"I know you don't like geese. You only like me after I transform!"
"Humph, you bully a goose, a goose that doesn't even have hands!"
"It's so pitiful for the goose. After so many years as an old couple, they still can't beat a man!"
"The goose is dead. It's just standing here. Let the water kill the goose. No one likes geese anyway!"
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Seeing that E Shifang was getting more and more outrageous, Xie Mian immediately turned his face black, grabbed E Shifang's neck and threw him out of the door, then locked the bathroom door.
This series of actions only takes a moment.
By the time Goose Shifang reacted, it was already standing at the bathroom door wrapped in a bath towel, with large drops of water falling from its feathers.
On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, Goose was inspired to compose a poem:
"Door"
A bathroom door,
It separated me from my love.
I'm outside the door.
He is in the door;
So close,
Yet so far away;
Oh, my love, my heart breaks for you!
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