Xiao Hua was confused in her heart, you can do it, but can I?
He got angry when he saw his mortal enemy, and gritted his teeth and said, "Changmao, don't be so cocky, I was the one who invited Miss Yin first."
"So what if you invited me first? It all depends on who Miss Yin left with." Chang Bing shook her long hair provocatively.
Xiao Hua also got angry and glared at Chang Bing, "Don't go too far, I'm not afraid of you."
Chang Bing ignored him and glared back at him. The two of them stared at each other until their eyes became cross-eyed.
If looks could kill, both of them would be turned into sieves.
Yin Xinyue looked at the two people who were absorbed in each other's love and planned to leave.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she moved, the two of them looked away and said at the same time, "Ms. Yin, please stay."
Yin Xinyue knew their intention and rejected them directly, "I will not join any faction. You guys continue, I'm leaving first."
"Ms. Yin, would you please reconsider this?"
"Ms. Yin, we can talk about anything you want."
Yin Xinyue walked in front and the two followed behind.
Yin Xinyue was annoyed and sped up. The two of them were struggling to catch up and shouted at the same time, "Stop."
"Who am I calling? Who am I calling? Who dares to call?" Xiaohong jumped out while roaring in her heart.
"Oh, who poked me in the wound?"
"Ah, who hit me in the eye?"
One of them covered his eyes, the other covered his face, and looked around and shouted.
When their subordinates saw their boss being beaten, they gathered around him.
Xiaohong, who returned to Yin Xinyue's head, put her hands on her hips. She had disliked these two people for disturbing her while shopping. A good dog doesn't block the road. Now they dare to call her master. I'll hurt you to death.
Yin Xinyue, who was watching the show, was also annoyed by the two. They had clearly refused, but they kept pestering her. The base forbids fighting, so I'll give you a chance. "You two fight, and I'll join the winning side."
After saying that, he withdrew from the encirclement, vacated the area, and moved away, leaving the two teams staring at each other.
To fight or not to fight?
Go ahead and fight, but you can’t use your super powers.
It seems that it won’t work if I don’t fight!
Xiao Hong seemed to have thought of something fun, and her tone was very happy, "Master, you go stand at the upper windward side and send me into the space. I'm going to ask Tang Bao for something, and you can let me out later."
Yin Xinyue nodded.
After Xiao Hong came out, she secretly sprinkled a packet of powder on the group of people who were staring blankly at her. "I'll let you bother me while I'm shopping. Humph! Just wait and see. I'll make you so comfortable that you won't be able to get up."
Returning to Yin Xinyue's shoulder, Xiaohong reminded: "Master, cover your mouth and nose quickly." Although it was upwind, it was just in case.
After a while, Yin Xinyue asked, "What did you spill?"
"The laxatives and special-effect laxatives that came out of the blind box, these people are not good people. They dare to threaten the master. I'll see if I can't kill them."
Yin Xinyue gave Xiaohong a thumbs up, and Xiaohong was so happy that she even forgot her last name.
Yin Xinyue shouted, "It's no use just staring at you. Get moving. If you don't start, I'm leaving. Really leaving!"
Seeing that they couldn't fool the enemy and their superiors told them to stay, both sides had to do something else but fight!
The two groups immediately started fighting each other, but no superpowers were used.
Those who killed each other in the base would be driven out of the base, and they used the most primitive punches and kicks.
Yin Xinyue instructed while eating sunflower seeds, "Hey, hey, hey, you with long hair, your punching power is not enough, use a little more force."
"Snake, you haven't eaten yet? Your movements are too slow, please move faster."
"That little bald guy, yes, yes, hit him hard, hit him hard."
"The guy in the plaid shirt, you're too tall to hit him, just pull his hair."
"The guy in the flowery pants, you're too short. If you can't hit him, just attack his lower body."
"Hey, the one wearing overalls, poke his eyes out and pull his ears."
"Yes, that's it. Stick it in his nostrils."
"Hey, unbuckle your belt, fighting is one thing, but being a hooligan is not. Fasten it... oh, you're going to hit someone, you scared me."
"Yes, yes, tickle his armpits..."
"I asked you to pinch his soft flesh, not touch his breasts. You are taking advantage of him."
"That's right, let's go back and spank his little butt, hahahaha..."
Under Yin Xinyue's guidance, a group of people were successfully led astray, pulling hair, poking eyes, picking noses, scratching faces, biting arms, spitting, and using all kinds of tricks.
Yin Xinyue almost died from laughing, and tears came out.
This group of people is really pitiful, and it is difficult for them. A group of powerful psychics actually used fighting tactics like shrews.
In one word, absolutely!
She completely forgot that there were even more pitiful things waiting for them!
Xiao Hong asked in a low voice, "Master, do you humans always fight like this? It's quite interesting to watch."
Yin Xinyue wiped away her tears and asked, "You haven't seen it? Haven't you seen a lot of them on the hilltops and in the woods?"
Xiao Hong said seriously, "I have seen a lot, but I have never seen a real fight. I have seen fights between goblins."
Yin Xinyue couldn't get the point of saying this, "Well, not entirely. Women before the apocalypse often used this method."
Xiao Hong was like a curious baby, "Master, have you ever fought with others before the end of the world? Is it like this?"
"Yes, I got beaten at first, but then I usually use my fists to resolve conflicts. It's quick and easy."
"No wonder the master doesn't have any femininity. It turns out you are a tomboy."
Yin Xinyue flicked Xiaohong's flower bud and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? It's not like a tomboy can be trained in one day."
Xiao Hong hugged the flower bud with both hands, "Master, don't play it, my head is buzzing."
Suddenly, Yin Xinyue seemed to hear someone fart loudly, and then it stopped abruptly.
To be precise, he stopped suddenly halfway through. I guess he was afraid that shit would pop out, so he didn't dare to use force.
When Yin Xinyue looked up, she saw a man with a buzz cut standing motionless among the fighting crowd. He squeezed his hips, his face flushed red, his brows furrowed, and he looked extremely uncomfortable.
One man saw that he was not moving and punched him. The man was already feeling uncomfortable.
This made him stagger back two steps. He covered his stomach with one hand, but he couldn't hold it in any longer. There was a "puff" sound, followed by a loud and pouring sound.
A foul smell suddenly spread. Yin Xinyue immediately stepped back a few steps and took out a fan to fan herself.
This is the first time I see someone having diarrhea after a fight.
The man who hit him was closest to him. He was smoky and felt dizzy, with tears streaming down his face. He pinched his thigh and punched the man with a crew cut again.
The man with a crew cut grabbed the incoming fist and pushed it hard. The man took a few steps back, but the man with a crew cut made a "puff" sound and continued to have diarrhea.
He felt that he had lost all face, and was ashamed and angry. He pointed at the people who beat him and said, "You are despicable and used dirty tricks."
The people who beat him also cried out: "We didn't do that."
"And you still say it's not you..." The man with a crew cut got excited and exerted force, making another "pop" sound and pulling his crotch.
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