Shen Lanzhou (wagging his tail): "It doesn't feel right..."
Liang Shimeng (gasping): "What's wrong? I read in a book that it's just a bloating feeling, right? It's a bit like being overfed..."
Shen Lanzhou (panting): "I feel like part of my body is being digested. Could it be that you've eaten too much?"
The two girls who had only received human education looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a moment.
"My little Shimeng, have you finally exploded into a yandere state and are planning to eat up the fickle Xiao Lanzhou?" A helpless voice suddenly appeared in the minds of the two girls.
"Quack!" Shen Lanzhou was startled, and the Shadow King's real body actually bounced.
"Ahh... I can't take it anymore! My stomach is going to burst!" Liang Shimeng screamed.
"Why are you here?! Didn't your mother tell you not to jump out when others are doing things?" Shen Lanzhou also screamed.
"If I don't come out, you'll be digested into a pool of tissue fluid, and Xiao Shimeng will be starved to death."
Nephalem appeared out of thin air in mid-air, his face tense, the corners of his mouth moving up and down repeatedly, as if he was trying to recall all the sad things that had happened since he was born.
She raised her hand, and a Shadow King was pulled out from the giant jellyfish, with most of its mane-like shadow body digested, just like it had been chewed by a dog.
"puff……"
Perhaps it was because he had been used to having a smooth life, and apart from some troubles with the elders above him, there was nothing sad. Finally, Naifetian's luck was broken.
“HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can’t stand it hahahaha!!! You two little idiots hahahaha!!!”
The elegant lady could no longer maintain her graceful posture and burst into laughter, holding her stomach.
Shen Lanzhou & Liang Shimeng: "Tsk."
After laughing at the two ignorant brats, Naifetel waved his hand and said, "Go away, you two immature brats, stop thinking so much."
"Xiao Shimeng, you can't even control your own form, and you want to have sex? Go away, go and learn from me!"
"Tsk." Mimic Shi Meng blinked at Shen Lanzhou, and the giant jellyfish in the sky disappeared.
"Xiao Lanzhou, I, your sister, have not agreed to your marriage. You can't eat the forbidden fruit~"
A bang hit Shen Lanzhou's forehead.
"It hurts!" The girl covered her red forehead and protested dissatisfiedly: "Shi Meng and I have already exchanged rings and agreed to get married in the New Year. If you hadn't interfered, we would have been a couple long ago."
"Well...you're right."
Nephalem nodded his lips and smiled playfully, "But once a promise is made, it must be kept.
If someone really wins first place in the game and makes a wish to marry Xiao Shimeng, I will have to abide by the contract and separate you~ Tsk tsk tsk, the husband is currently committing a crime..."
This old woman!
"The first place in the game will only be me, so you don't need to worry about it." Shen Lanzhou said coldly: "Just don't interfere with the game."
"Don't worry about that. We won't do anything so boring. If we intervene ourselves, we won't be able to experience the joy of the unknown."
Naifetian said with a smile: "But Xiao Shimeng's body is not fully developed yet. For her own good, it's better for you not to do anything weird for the time being. Okay, come on, little one, I'm looking forward to your wonderful performance~"
Before leaving, she waved the lace fan in her hand and said, "By the way, little Teddy's behavior is acceptable."
Shen Lanzhou was the only one left on the top floor. After a long while, she finally recalled what had just happened. She slammed her hammer on the ground, causing a sharp explosion: "Ah!!!!"
I want to die!
So shameful!
"System! You saw it, didn't you? You watched the whole thing, didn't you?"
[No, no, no, I don’t know anything. I fell asleep~ Haha…]
If this guy hadn't made the sound of leaking air at the end, she would have really believed his lies.
"I kill you!!!"
「You can’t blame me! I didn’t want to watch it either, but I already stuffed the melon into my mouth hehehe… Besides, it wasn’t just me who watched it! Why are you bullying me?」
"Because I can only bully you, woooo..."
The affectionate reunion after a long separation turned into something like swallowing a heavy-flavored pill. If this kind of thing gets out, it will definitely become a long-lasting joke...
In the real world, Shadow Chen Lanzhou gave the answer from the Hundred Dogs player on the computer a blank look and typed a reply: "Rubbish answer, misleading the audience, causing my long-lost lover and I to have sex in a trance, and even being laughed at by the elders! Trash!"
Log out of your account, delete your browsing history, log off, and leave!
“Ding Dong!”
Not long after I returned to my rented room, the doorbell rang.
The white-haired maid Miss Luo Long, whom I met last time in the dream world, appeared at the door.
"Greetings, Miss Shen Lanzhou." The maid gracefully lifted her skirt and saluted.
"Hello, Miss Luo Long." Shen Lanzhou made way: "Please come in. This room is simple. Please forgive my poor hospitality."
Luo Long sat down gracefully and said, "Miss Shi Meng suddenly remembered that you were new here and might not have any money, so she asked me to send you some Happy Coins. She also asked me to pass on a message, 'Wait until I have learned the relevant knowledge before fighting again.'"
"Oh, thank you."
Shadow Chen Lanzhou took the box handed to him by Luo Long with some embarrassment.
It’s not because my self-esteem is hurt by being a gigolo, but because of what the other person said.
But the maid didn't know this. Instead, she kindly comforted her, saying, "Don't be embarrassed. Miss Shi Meng loves you very much and often talks about you with our maid group. I just hope you won't let this love down."
“Thank you…thank you…”
There's no way to explain it...
"You appear quite adorable, and possess a tenderness and innocence that evokes a mother's love. This is exactly Miss Shimeng's favorite type. Lord Nephalem also likes this type of you, so please be careful."
Don't let bad women ruin you.
The maid continued to comfort him. She hesitated for a moment, carefully opened the food box in her hand, hesitated for a moment, and carefully picked out a small and exquisite pastry with her chopsticks:
"This is a pastry made for me by my mom...my lover. It will make you feel better. Try it."
"No, thank you." Shen Lanzhou declined.
She wouldn't eat food given by others because who knows if there were drugs in it.
"That's great."
The maid had no intention of persuading him any further. She devoured the cake in one gulp, puffing up her cheeks like a hamster.
"Actually, if you didn't look so pitiful, I wouldn't share it with you. Since you don't want to eat it, forget it. This is a love cake that my mother made for me~"
"Mom? Lover?" The girl's eyes became strange.
Are you people from Shanghai so good at having fun?
"It's just my foster mother, please don't worry."
"Adoptive mother is also a mother." Shen Lanzhou looked at the rebellious girl without any expression.
Before Miss Luo Long could use the "white horse is not a horse" argument to prove that "adoptive mother is not mother", the doorbell rang again.
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