Somewhat cute
"Stop laughing." Xie Jianhua threatened Xie Ronghua with his eyes. "Think of a solution quickly."
He took a deep breath, then took another deep breath.
It's useless.
It's stuck in the hip area.
The shoulders can wriggle out like snakes, but the hips cannot, as there are no joints on either side.
The brother's piercing gaze was quite effective; Xie Ronghua tried hard to suppress his laughter, but his body still trembled.
He walked back to the passageway and checked the edge of the pass for broken stones to see if he could widen it.
The narrow pass was only half a meter wide, just enough for one person to sit. Zheng Nanle stood sideways in the gap behind him and leaned out to look.
Seeing that Xie Ronghua had been busy for a long time with no progress, she nudged him and said, "Let me do it."
Xie Ronghua dropped the stone in his hand. "Alright."
The passageway was too narrow for people to walk side by side, so Zheng Nanle braced himself against the crevice wall with both hands, raised his body, and placed both legs on the side of the stone wall. He said to Xie Ronghua, "Hurry up."
Actually, it would be easier to straddle the crevice with both legs, but Zheng Nanle felt that Xie Ronghua should avoid the humiliation of being between the legs if possible.
Er Ya looked at Zheng Nanle with gentle eyes.
My sister always shows her gentleness in the little things.
But he always remained silent.
Xie Ronghua turned and walked away.
Zheng Nanle slid down the cliff and moved into the cave while sitting.
Zheng Nanle's face hadn't fully matured yet, and she was also petite. Xie Jianhua didn't feel much about her approach, after all, in his mind, Zheng Erya was still a child who hadn't grown up.
He urged, "Er Ya, can you hurry up?"
His stomach rumbled, and he suddenly felt the urge to let out gas.
I don't even want to think about what would happen to his butt if he actually dared to breathe air into his comrade's face.
They're so familiar with each other that they act without any restraint.
After saying that, he felt unusually embarrassed; he was a grown man, yet he had placed his hopes on such a young child.
Zheng Nanle had sharp ears and could hear the sounds of his stomach rumbling. He tried to suppress his laughter, but his face turned red.
Xie Ronghua thought Er Ya was laughing at him for getting stuck, and awkwardly touched his nose.
Zheng Nanle wasn't the type to make fun of others' embarrassing moments. He laughed as he tapped on the edge of the pass, and after finding no weak points, he suggested, "Brother Jianhua, why don't you try turning to the side?"
“Like this,” Zheng Nanle tilted his palm, “the diagonal is the longest.”
"I'll try." Xie Jianhua supported himself with his arms and turned sideways little by little. Halfway to the side, he gritted his teeth and said, "No."
My butt is stuck.
Zheng Nanle wasn't disappointed; it was just a suggestion. But she looked at Xie Jianhua with pity, knowing that it was Brother Jianhua who would be disappointed.
After all, anger is something you can't just suppress.
Sure enough, a few soft thuds were heard, followed by a muffled groan and a scream from inside the tunnel: "Xie Jianhua, you bastard!"
The sound of slapping continued incessantly.
Zheng Nanle covered her mouth and chuckled secretly, not having the heart to remind the police officer behind her that it was better to hold her breath at this moment, because opening her mouth to curse was like swallowing a lot of air.
Xie Jianhua grimaced, too embarrassed to retort, knowing he was indeed in the wrong. He used his arms to crawl forward.
It didn't move.
Like a tortoise that keeps moving in the same place.
It's inexplicably funny.
Zheng Nanle laughed even harder.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Xie Ronghua peeked out. "Brother, what's Huachang cursing about?"
Xie Jianhua naturally wouldn't answer; he cursed, "Get lost."
Xie Ronghua muttered to himself, "I'm not leaving, hahaha, bro, you look just like Xiao Huang."
Xiao Huang is their family's big mongrel dog.
Xie Jianhua took a deep breath.
Don't get angry, don't get angry, I won't talk to this idiot.
He stretched out his hands to Xie Ronghua, "Pull me up."
Let's just drag them out by force.
Xie Ronghua still cared about his brother, saying, "Brother, you'll get hurt."
The edges of the passage are not smooth. If you force it out, it will cause minor scratches, but if you scrape off some flesh, that would be a real problem.
"I'll do it." Zheng Nanle told Xie Ronghua to take off his clothes.
It was hot, and Xie Ronghua was only wearing a single layer of clothing. He covered his body and said awkwardly, "Er Ya, this isn't appropriate."
His body was only shown to the one he loved.
"Then let your brother get hurt."
"I'll take them off." Xie Ronghua quickly took off his clothes.
Zheng Nanle placed the clothes on Xie Jianhua's side as a cushion, glanced at the empty other side, and then his gaze fell on Xie Ronghua.
Xie Ronghua covered his pants, "No, this is absolutely not allowed."
In the village, some grown men go shirtless even in the sweltering summer, and some even swim with their upper bodies bare. That's not considered too extreme, but taking off your pants is really unacceptable.
No matter how young Er Ya is, she is still a little girl.
Zheng Nanle and Xie Ronghua were still exchanging glances when a piece of clothing struggled to squeeze out from Xie Jianhua's other side of her waist. Xie Ronghua raised her finger in surprise, "Er Ya, Er Ya, the clothes are here."
No need to keep an eye on his pants anymore.
Zheng Nanle clicked his tongue, looked away, and teased, "Your love for your brother is nothing special."
Xie Ronghua and Xie Jianhua: "..."
The two exchanged a glance and simultaneously shivered involuntarily.
Forget about love, that's so cheesy.
Zheng Nanle adjusted the thickness of his clothes, grabbed Xie Jianhua's shoulders with both hands, and reminded him, "Brother Jianhua, it hurts a little."
Xie Jianhua thought to himself, how much pain could it possibly cause?
He was a tough, unyielding man who had been stabbed and shot, shedding blood and sweat but never tears.
The next second, he was in so much pain that tears almost welled up in his eyes.
It feels like there's a knife scraping my hip bone.
It was like being slowly sliced apart at the waist, with flesh being cut away piece by piece.
After being forcibly dragged out, Xie Jianhua took a long time to recover before he could get up from the ground.
He glanced at Er Ya silently, then stood sideways in the crevice, looking up at the sky.
He didn't cry.
Sweat just dripped into his eyes.
However, Er Ya is really strong.
Xie Jianhua walked through the passageway, and Huachang followed in his footsteps.
What made his situation worse than Xie Jianhua's was that he wasn't wearing any clothes, and the uneven edges of his clothes had scratched his shoulders and waist, leaving bloody marks.
Xie Jianhua: "..."
He couldn't help but curse, "Huachang, are you brainless? You don't remember a single thing about my past."
Hua Chang hadn't expected the passageway to be so narrow. "I was just thinking that I'm thinner than you."
Xie Jianhua put Huachang's clothes on him, then took off his own clothes and stuffed them into Huachang's waist as a cushion, grabbing Huachang's shoulders and pulling him forward forcefully.
Only by doing it yourself did you realize the amount of force required.
If it weren't for that stubborn refusal to admit defeat, this wouldn't have been possible.
Xie Jianhua turned to look at Zheng Nanle and thought to himself, "He's a good candidate for the army."
Hua Chang, imitating Xie Jianhua, leaned against the mountain wall at a 45-degree angle, grieving.
Ouch, it hurts so much.
That good-for-nothing Xie Jianhua didn't utter a sound, causing him to misjudge the pain of being forcibly pulled.
Because Hua Chang remained silent, the last policeman followed in the footsteps of Xie Jianhua and Hua Chang. His reason for not learning from the experience was different from Hua Chang's. He smiled innocently and said, "I got stuck and was forcibly dragged out."
Xie Jianhua and Hua Chang: "..."
He slowly revealed a smile.
Then, the policeman cried very loudly and cursed Huachang wildly.
If Hua Chang had screamed a few times, he definitely wouldn't have crossed the tunnel.
He's even fatter than Xie Jianhua.
"You worthless bastard, you worthless bastard!" Shen Gong'an cursed Hua Chang while wiping away tears.
He was incredibly unlucky to be paired with Huachang.
"here."
Zheng Nanle stood in front of the rosewood chest and spoke in a calm tone, as if she were referring not to a large treasure trove, but to some worthless little stone.
Xie Jianhua and Hua Chang glanced at Zheng Nanle, and Hua Chang lowered his voice, "This little girl from your village has such a good attitude."
Is it that they don't know the value of this purple sandalwood, or are they simply unmoved by such a treasure?
If it's the former, that's fine, but if it's the latter, how could such a temperament appear in a village girl?
Although Xie Jianhua also felt that Er Ya had problems in many ways, Xie Ronghua had explained things to her, and since she was the little sister he had watched grow up in the village, he naturally protected her. He carefully considered his words and pointed to his temple with his fingertip, "Er Ya, she has some mental problems."
Huachang understood.
It's not surprising that mentally ill people do anything.
Hua Chang abandoned his inquisitive mind.
This is Xie Jianhua's hometown. If Er Ya has any problems, Xie Jianhua will find out. Besides, if she were really a spy, how could she report this treasure?
Recalling the whole story behind the discovery of this treasure, Hua Chang couldn't help but laugh. Seeing his colleagues already collecting wood and digging, he also found a tool and started digging. He smiled at Xie Jianhua and said, "You haven't told our brother yet that the chickens and pigs he raised weren't given to our company for free, but were purchased by our company?"
"Scare him." Xie Jianhua also started to take action. "He's so bold, daring to step on high-voltage lines. If we don't scare him into submission, he'll dare to do anything in the future. I don't want to see him eating peanuts or being sent to a farm."
"Hey, it's just raising chickens and pigs on the side. He raises them on the mountain and doesn't waste any food. If you hadn't been patrolling the mountain so much, who would have found out? Our brother is still cautious." Hua Chang said dismissively.
The black market has always existed; isn't that a result of tacit approval from above?
The market, with its buying and selling, cannot be stopped.
“His operation is quite large. Although the higher-ups may turn a blind eye, once it gets out of hand, no one can protect him.” Xie Jianhua shook his head. “The mountain is not entirely safe.”
He glanced across the valley and snorted coldly. This was a nice place, but getting in and out was a problem.
That's good, it'll give Xie Ronghua a break from that idea.
Zheng Nanle did not make a move. She said to Xie Ronghua, "I will go and make that pass a little bigger."
After expanding the pass twice until it could not be expanded any further, Zheng Nanle returned to the valley.
In the valley, a large box and five small boxes had already been moved out of the ground, and many more boxes were buried in the soil. Hua Chang wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "No, there's too much stuff. Please ask the troops to come over."
"good."
The soldiers arrived quickly, bringing with them digging tools. They carried out boxes and boxes of materials, and Zheng Nanle quickly scanned them and found that they had dug quite cleanly, leaving nothing behind.
After seeing off the military and police personnel, Xie Jianhua led Xie Ronghua and Zheng Nanle back to the village, warning them on the way not to tell anyone about the incident.
Xie Ronghua and Zheng Nanle nodded.
I understand, it's a confidentiality agreement.
Just as the villagers finished their workday, Xie Ronghua asked Zheng Nanle, "I'm going to find Guangbai, are you coming?"
"go."
There was a movement in the grass. Zheng Nanle darted into the grass like a rabbit and a falcon, and a moment later, he came out carrying a gray wild rabbit.
Xie Ronghua: "..."
He gave Zheng Nanle a thumbs up.
6.
From afar, Lu Guangbai spotted Xie Ronghua and Zheng Nanle beside the rice stack, and his head began to ache before he could even think straight.
One is troublesome enough, but two come at once.
His gaze swept over Zheng Nanle, and he couldn't help but laugh. His previously irritable mood was instantly soothed.
The orange sunset hung right above Zheng Nanle's head, making him look like a big cat wearing an orange hat.
It's a bit funny, but also kind of cute.
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