He was so drunk that he almost made a fatal mistake. The next day, he sealed the wine under the roots of a thousand-year-old tree.
Now that Xia Lingjun was here, he began to worry after being excited for a while. Every time he thought of his grandfather, he became even more depressed and prepared to get drunk to relieve his sorrow. The most important thing was that he didn't have to worry about making mistakes again because the person who almost made him make a mistake was not here now.
As soon as the lid of the wine jar was opened, the aroma of wine filled the air. As soon as the little zombies smelled the fragrance, they cheered collectively!
"But... you are not... quitting drinking... alcohol..." Mijia didn't really like alcohol. He just drank it to quench his thirst, just like drinking water.
"Yunyun, come! Have a taste." Cangran never forgot Xia Lingjun, and personally poured a glass of wine and held it in front of Xia Lingjun.
"Nohihi..." The little zombies were quite excited. They pointed at the wine and drooled, meaning: This wine is fragrant and sweet, and it goes down the throat refreshingly. It's very refreshing to drink. Come have a drink, beauty!
Now the poor little zombies generally don't dare to easily fantasize about having an affair with a beautiful woman, because after a few times, they have realized that as long as they YY a beautiful woman, their anus will be broken. They only have one anus, and if it is broken, it will be gone, so they are much more honest.
The Goddess from Heaven 019 got drunk and messed up
Since arriving here, Xia Lingjun has been eating large chunks of meat and drinking large gulps of water every day, but has never drunk alcohol. In the past, at the end-of-semester class reunions, she always managed to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, so that in the end no one dared to compete with her in drinking.
"Okay! I'll give you a favor!" Xia Lingjun picked up the wine and drank it all in one gulp. It was indeed very fragrant, very different from the wine she had drunk in the past. "Great!" She slapped her thigh and walked straight to the table and sat down.
"Lingjun... Jun... come... have a competition... compete." Mi Jia always drinks wine like water, why doesn't he feel drunk? When he saw Xia Lingjun's eyes moving and her cheeks flushed, his heart couldn't help but be moved.
"Mijia, drinking too much alcohol can harm your body, Yunyun, just have a taste." Cangran was as caring and attentive as ever.
"Ran... don't worry about it... Yun... whether you dare... dare." Mi Jia poured a large broken bowl full of wine, raised the bowl and drank like a cow drinking water.
"Damn it! You little brat, you want to compete with me? When I was fighting against all the heroes, you didn't even know where you were squatting. Come on! Let's compete!" Xia Lingjun is as brave as any man and is quite heroic.
"Yunyun, slow down." Cangran frowned, "Don't underestimate this wine, it's quite strong."
"Lie your mother's head! It tastes like a drink." Xia Lingjun stretched out her hand to wipe the green liquid from her lips, picked up a large cup and said to Cangran, "Come on! Let's compete together." After that, she smiled and shouted to the little zombies standing by with only jealous eyes, "It's better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone. Let's compete together."
Xia Lingjun's smile truly brought spring back to the earth, and the little zombies stared blankly. Damn! The group began to think of YY Beauty again, their drool almost reaching their toes. Today, Xia Lingjun was so kind that she even invited them to drink together and didn't punish them by having their assholes penetrated.
The little zombies jumped up and down, their bulging eyes fixed on Xia Lingjun. How many days had it been? Damn! How many days had they not dared to stare at this beauty like this? They were truly miserable! They had been living a life where they wanted to see but couldn't, and couldn't even think about it.
With the young zombie's immature skills, facing Xia Lingjun, Mi Jia, a master of drinking, would have been defeated and even had his underwear stripped off. Fortunately, they were used to being naked, so there was no underwear to strip. They all felt dizzy and fell down drunkenly. Intoxication can lead to sexual promiscuity. Under the stimulation of alcohol, they finally had no scruples to indulge in their fantasies about the beauty.
"Haha... My little beauty must be a green shoot, with no experience in drinking. Come on! I'll teach you my experience..."
"Wow... this beauty is so pretty but I can't touch her. It makes me so mad. I'm so hot... so hot that I want to melt the beauty with me..."
"My beauty, my life is so torturous! I'm so miserable and pitiful. My beauty, please come and comfort me..."
"My dear, I'm straightforward, and everything about me is straightforward. Come on! Let's drink some wine and work to refresh ourselves..."
Under normal circumstances, Xia Lingjun would have smashed all the little zombies' heads, but today was different. She was unconvinced. Damn it! Even Cangran's legs were trembling, his eyes gleaming with fear after meeting his match. Yet, this formidable Mijia remained standing perfectly straight and steady, having not even visited the restroom once.
She, the king of wine who was known for being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, actually ran outside the cave to go to the restroom halfway through. The jar of wine Cang Ran had buried was too big, and it made her stomach bloated. Cang Ran followed closely and kindly offered to accompany Xia Lingjun to relieve herself, but Xia Lingjun slapped him in the face: "Accompany your sister! How shameless!"
Cangran pursed his lips and rubbed his head. "Yunyun, you're mistaken! I just wanted to sprinkle some medicine on your urine so it wouldn't smell."
Cang Ran had always wanted to build a bathroom for Xia Lingjun in the cave, but unfortunately, the software and hardware weren't up to par. He'd just dug a pit, but there was no place to drain the water. He'd originally wanted to make the cave within the cave his own bathroom, but when Xia Lingjun thought about seeing Yun Zhou, the elusive one, inside the cave, she was so embarrassed!
So Xia Lingjun chose to solve it outside and let nature digest it. Cangran carefully built a closed shed for her. In order to prevent the war caused by a pee, Cangran would spare no effort to spray medicine to remove the female smell.
"I'm going to the mud media!" Xia Lingjun was almost driven to schizophrenia by Cangran's constant spraying of drugs. The cave also smelled of drugs all day long. I wanted to go out and relax! Damn! It was even worse. There was a smell of urine outside.
The living environment is really too bad! The poor girl has to work hard and become the most powerful woman in the forest. Only then can she improve her living environment, be able to discharge freely without pesticides, and not have to irrigate the poisonous weeds with urine every day.
At the end of the drinking, Cangran couldn't stand the powerful offensive of the two and fell softly on the table, "Yunyun, come! I want... hehe... I want to drink you..."
Mi Jia, who was extremely patient, cast aside his contemptuous look. Cang Ran was better than him in everything except drinking. He never thought that he would meet such a tough girl among the strong. Gradually, his consciousness began to become a little blurred. He couldn't believe that he couldn't drink more than a woman. He raised his eyes and looked at the woman again.
Tsk, tsk, tsk… Her hair was like a cloud of black, her face was rosy, her eyes were bright, her cheeks were rosy, her full chest was covered with a triangular piece of animal skin, her shoulders were white and tender, she looked so wild, and then she looked again, ahhh! Her red lips were half-open, her breasts rose and fell, her posture was so charming, she was flirting and swaying, damn! She was full of charm, and the intoxicated Mi Jia was completely lost in her passion.
Mi Jia threw the broken bowl in his hand away, and his hands could not help but suddenly grasp Xia Lingjun's shoulders. He stared at the white spot on her chest with blazing eyes and began to swallow his saliva. "Yun... I really want to... No! I like... I like you."
Xia Lingjun was shocked. Her current strength was even greater than Cangran and Mijia. If Mijia got drunk and wanted to attack her, she would definitely not be able to resist. She pushed his hand away and shouted angrily, "Mijia! You bastard, get away from me!"
"Yes...roll, roll in the sheets...hehe..." Mijia has always been extremely strong. He is a power zombie. His powerful strength directly pressed Xia Lingjun to the point of suffocating her breath. His powerful and muscular arms pressed down on Xia Lingjun's shoulders again. "I...can't...suppose it anymore."
Xia Lingjun cried out in regret, damn it! She'd been treated like a queen for so many days that she'd almost forgotten what kind of world this was. Whether it was Cangran, Mijianai, or the little zombies who had been plotting against her for a long time, she was actually asking for trouble by drinking with the zombies.
"Yun... I will... now..." At this moment, Mi Jia was drunk and had sex, and lost his remaining rationality.
Alpaca! This remark irritated Xia Lingjun's nerves. Mi Jia actually dared to attack her and threatened to kick him to death. As soon as she raised her leg, she was met with a crushing blow.
“Ahhh…it hurts…it hurts…”
Goddess of Heaven 020 Why don't you cut it instead of him
Mi Jia's heavyweight body rushed straight towards Xia Lingjun. With a "bang", both of them fell to the ground. Fortunately, Mi Jia, who was half drunk and half awake, did not forget to take care of the beauty. His big palm was cushioning Xia Lingjun's head.
Xia Lingjun collapsed to the ground, feeling a surge of pain all over her body. Her very bones felt crushed by Mijia's weight. She bared her teeth, "Damn it!" This Mijia was going to kill her right there in the cave. She was no longer the weak Xia Lingjun she had been. As her mental strength grew, so did her overall strength. Although she was no match for Mijia, she could still hold off a few blows.
"Take your stinky paws away!" Xia Lingjun pulled out one of the hands that was against her chest and pushed away Mi Jia's dirty hand that was about to attack her chest.
"Ling... Lingjun... you from me... I..." Mi Jia pressed his lips against Xia Lingjun's face desperately. Xia Lingjun turned his head away, knocking Mi Jia to the ground.
Mijia continued to work hard. He must take advantage of her while she was drunk, otherwise when he was completely sober, he believed that he would no longer have the courage to force himself on her.
There was a faint smell of estrus in the air. Mi Jia's strong arms lifted Xia Lingjun's resisting little hands above her head and held them tightly. His tongue began to lick Xia Lingjun's neck, and he made circles in it seriously, circle after circle, and slowly moved down. Aww... The goddess's skin was indeed much more fragrant and smoother than those of men. Women are women.
The veins on Xia Lingjun's forehead bulged and almost broke. You stinky zombie who deserves a beating, you are so bold!
The two began to fight between the strong attack and the resistance. The small underwear on Xia Lingjun's chest made the fight crooked. Her beautiful B cup
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