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"≌∽∷..." A little zombie pointed at the mayfly and said, "My beauty, this mayfly looked so scary when he came back. I thought he was going to die, but I didn't expect him to survive."
"∝∞..." The other little zombies said in unison, "Beauty, this mayfly is really strange. It didn't scold us today? It's even polite when talking to us."
"..." Mijia thought for a moment and said nothing. Damn it! Mayfly is already like this, how could he still have the energy to curse again?
Just as he was talking, Lan Huoer came back with his big wings flapping. "Tuanzi, you big chicken jelly, damn it! You dead bird, you finally came back. Tuanzi, I haven't been paid any attention to you for most of the day. Ah wuah wu, it feels like three years have passed since I last saw you!"
Lan Huo'er was so stunned by Tuanzi's enthusiastic welcome that he couldn't recover for a moment. "Yaa——" he cried out, "You stinky Tuanzi, what are you up to now? Last time in the space, you took the initiative to show your goodwill, and I thought you had changed your nature. Who knew you would plot against me and make me eat your fart!"
"Ah..." Tuanzi jumped excitedly, "Do you want to eat more? There are plenty here!" After saying that, it turned its butt, raised its long furry tail and pointed it towards Lan Huoer's big pointed mouth, puff puff puff... a series of farts.
"Aiya——" Lan Huo'er was extremely angry, "You stinky fart ball, you stink to death, master, why don't you quickly plug up your stinky fart ball's butt so that it can never fart again, humph!"
"Ah..." Tuanzi turned around and bared his teeth at Lan Huo'er, shaking his beard. "Master sister would never do such a wicked thing as plugging someone's butt. Unlike you, a useless bird, you have no manners at all."
"babble--"
"ah--"
Just as the bird and the beast were about to engage in a verbal battle, Xia Lingjun shouted angrily, "Shut up!"
A bird and a beast hung their heads. Their owner, the sister, was angry with the birds. When she got angry, she would lock them up in her personal space. Damn! There was nothing in there except mountains, water, and spiritual energy. It was so boring. They were birds and beasts who yearned for freedom and didn't want to be locked up!
"Ah... Woo..." Tuanzi cried out softly, "Oh, Master Sister... I was just flirting with Lan Huo'er..." Tuanzi felt that the words he used were inappropriate, and changed his words, "We just haven't seen each other for a long time, and we were too excited when we met! We have a good relationship as brothers! Master Sister doesn't know that beating is love and scolding is..." Tuanzi felt that the words he used were still wrong, and he said to Lan Huo'er with a pout, "Lan Huo'er, tell me, we are not quarreling, we are just exchanging feelings and expressing our longing for each other, right?"
Lan Huo'er also longed for freedom. He had no choice but to nod his head. "Master, we didn't quarrel. Our way of communicating is just a little special. Hehe..." After that, he spat out a cyan crystal. "Master, I have tried my best. This is the highest-level crystal I can get."
"Okay!" Xia Lingjun patted Lan Huo'er's head gently. "Thank you for your hard work, Lan Huo'er."
Lan Huo'er felt a pang of sadness in his heart. Haha... This owner was sometimes quite gentle, unlike the previous one. If you did well, you were expected to do it, but if you didn't do well, you would be plucked. Haha... He had never heard the previous owner say a word to him nicely. He had even suspected that the previous owner had been abused by a bird, so he was psychologically unbalanced and would find a bird to abuse him whenever he had the chance.
"Mayfly, come here--" Xia Lingjun put the green crystal into the mayfly's mouth. After the mayfly swallowed the crystal, the pain in its body suddenly subsided a lot. He felt a little exhausted and fell into a deep sleep.
"Roar..." There was another loud noise outside the cave. Yan She broke through the layers of psychological barriers and still couldn't bear to see the little female. Damn! Last time, he almost got himself hurt! He didn't dare to see her bird and stayed alone in the cave for several days. Today, he finally mustered up the courage to devote himself to her. "Roar, little female, I'm here, don't let me get hurt, I just miss you so much!"
Yan She stood outside the cave, rubbing his hands nervously, and squinting his eyes as he peeked into the cave, "Little female, I came here this time to make friends with you. Little female, why don't you come out? Come out and talk to me. I miss you so much!"
After saying that, he bravely took another step towards the cave entrance. "Plop!" Water droplets from the cave ceiling fell on his head. Startled, he squatted down with his hands on his head. "Little female, I don't care. Please spare me! Don't bother me——"
He squatted for a long while, then poof… what a little female! Icy drops of water trickled down his forehead, and he reached out to wipe them away. Damn! He, a Level 5 ape, was actually frightened to death by a few drops of water. Sad! He truly had a fear of little females. He missed her but couldn't bear to think about her. The thought of her made him incredibly excited, his entire body ablaze with heat. When he got his virility up, he'd think back to that day when he'd grinded an iron rod into a needle. And you, a little female, made him both virile and limp. Roar…
Xia Lingjun had already heard the roar outside the cave. She didn't feel any dislike for Yan She. She smiled and was about to leave the cave when Cang Ran grabbed her and said, "Yunjun, you're tired. How about I go out and get rid of him?"
"It's okay! You guys stay in the cave, I'll handle it myself." As she said that, she walked out of the cave and stood there quietly.
"Roar——" Yan She saw the little female who looked like a goddess standing there, with a sweet smile and delicate features. His heart began to pound wildly. Little female, why are you so beautiful? Why do you make me toss and turn in bed, so miserable? I want to eat you but I dare not. Damn it!
"Little...little female...how have you been these days?" Yan She's eyes lit up. He stood up but lowered his head, feeling uneasy.
"Shh..." Xia Lingjun put her index finger on her lips and whispered, "There are still injured people living in the cave, so keep your voice down."
"Roar—" Yan She shouted loudly. Puff... He quickly covered his mouth with his hands, nodded and whispered, "Yes, yes, yes..."
"What's up with me? You haven't had enough? Why do you want to get some more?" Xia Lingjun raised her eyebrows slightly, looking at Yan She's bewildered look, which was quite amusing. Look at his height and strong build. He was never seen wearing clothes on weekdays, but today, for the first time, he was wearing a few leaves to cover his face. Damn! Those leaves were about to fall off in the wind. Look at his face again, puff... It was so haggard that it was unbearable to look at. Fortunately, his skin was dark, so there were no dark circles under his eyes. However, the red bloodshot in his eyes showed that he had severe insomnia. His dry hair was messy, and even his lips were cracked.
"Ah?" Yan She reflexively covered his hand when he heard the word "grind". "I don't want to, not at all, huh..."
"Then why did you come here?" Meng Bao ran out of the cave angrily.
"Roar, roar..." Yan She raised his voice and quickly covered his mouth again. He covered his mouth with one hand and covered his mouth with the other hand... "You little brat, I just want to see the little female. What, you are not convinced? If you are not convinced, fight with me."
"Hahaha..." Meng Bao laughed, "Are you going to fight me like this? Pfft...you should take care of your brother first!"
"Roar—" Yan She was furious, pounding his chest with his hand. "Damn—" He was met with Xia Lingjun's sharp eyes before he could finish his words. He immediately retracted his fierce look and turned into a gentle sheep. "Roar... I'm just here to see the little female, not to cause trouble. Humph! The adults don't care about the little ones' mistakes, you little brat don't understand a thing."
"If a man is ignorant, it doesn't matter the age. Don't be fooled by your mature face. In fact, your mind, huh... can only be understood but not expressed in words. Anyone with a discerning eye can tell." Meng Bao said with a smile.
"Bullshit! I won't talk like a little brat like you, sour and jealous. It's the same regardless of age. Damn! I see you haven't even grown all your hair yet. Do you know what love is? Do you know how to make it? Roar..." Yan She became more and more excited as he spoke, as if he wanted to pour out all his thoughts and pent-up desires for so many days like beans from a bamboo tube. MB! He is a straightforward person who can't hide things. When he gets excited, saliva flies everywhere. "Roar... You little brat definitely don't understand! I like young females. I want to mate with young females every day. Do you understand what mating means? Understand——"
Damn! Yan She slammed on the brakes, almost getting too excited. If he upset the little female, he would be like a rookie. It was all because of this little brat who dared to laugh at him. He was so excited that he couldn't help but say whatever he wanted.
Yan Hui's words were overheard by Cang Ran, Yan, Mi Jia, and the others who had just left the cave. Suddenly, they felt a mutual sympathy. Aa ...
The men looked at each other, all of them understanding each other. Suddenly, they realized a serious problem. There was only one beauty, but men? Holy crap... tons of them! How to meet them? Schedule them? A competition to find someone to sleep with? One-on-one? Or even NP?
Danger! Opportunity! Pressure! Pressure! It's so heavy, isn't it? One woman and many men can't afford to hurt.
"Sister Xia, I understand what mating means, but..." Meng Bao was confused. How? He didn't understand. He hadn't been exposed to much knowledge in this area. He probably just kissed or something, but it didn't seem to be more advanced. How deeper? He asked eagerly, "I just don't know how to do it. How about—" Meng Bao looked at Xia Lingjun with hope in his shallow crescent eyes and said, "How about Sister Xia, can you teach me? I'll stop being so confused."
"..." The men were furious. "Pfft..." What? You want Sister Xia to make friends with him? You little brat are really bold and fat! Didn't you see?
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