No wings to spread, oh oh oh, I can just spread my feathers!
One of the werewolves noticed Xia Lingjun's gaze fixed on him. He was so excited! He straightened his back with all his might. Damn! His leaf skirt was the strongest, so only a few leaves fell off, making such a great opportunity go to waste. He really wanted to prove to the goddess that he was incredibly capable.
His face flushed as he continued to peek at the Queen. Aaaaaa… The Queen’s flesh was so horny that it almost set his dick on fire. Then, looking again, he was suddenly met with Xia Lingjun’s sharp, piercing eyes. He muttered, “Damn it, dick!” The Queen was about to go ballistic. He quickly muttered to himself, “Pure-hearted and abstinent, I am a pure-hearted and abstinent wolf…”
His face flushed, his legs were tightly clamped together, his facial muscles were tense, and a certain part of his body was burning hot. If he didn't clean up, he would be driven to death by the sperm!
Xia Lingjun just found it funny. The men had all sorts of thoughts, but most of them were... Damn! Shameless, dirty, and a pervert...
But if you think about it, it's understandable. Men are all strong men with normal needs. It's forgivable to be excited when seeing a woman for the first time.
Phew... So many men are so miserable, once they see a woman, they ruin their lives! They can't get what they want, they can't have sex with her, it's so heartbreaking!
Xia Lingjun returned to the zombie cave happily. She lived a leisurely and comfortable life. In the entire ruins forest, she was the highest existence. Every day, different men offered her different things, from food to entertainment, from drinks to fun. The only thing that made her unhappy was that she missed home.
After several weeks of repair, the mayfly's injuries have almost healed, except that its chest is now flat, and where there were originally two spots, there are now no spots at all.
He was a completely different person, now content to stay home and cook, do needlework, and research all kinds of cosmetics and hairstyles. He no longer let the little zombies clean because he did it himself, keeping the hole so clean all day long that even flies would break their legs. In his free time, he would talk to Xia Lingjun about women's private matters and no longer cling to Cang Ranniao for no reason. His attitude towards Mi Jia had completely changed, becoming so friendly and affable that Mi Jia couldn't adapt to it for a while and wanted to hide when she saw him.
As for Meng Bao, he never had any thoughts about Mayfly, and it didn't matter to him whether he changed or not.
Xia Lingjun and Cangran had doubted Yi Fei's transformation, but Xia Lingjun repeatedly tested him, always remaining true to himself. Sometimes she even suspected she was being too suspicious. And being the only woman in the world, she felt incredibly lonely. After all, women need a few close friends, and Yi Fei fulfilled all those requirements: gentle, attentive, a good listener, a comforting soul, and always thoughtful of you! Just look at what Xia Lingjun's been wearing over the past month. Pfft... Yi Fei has put so much thought into designing several outfits for her!
Cangran felt inferior. After all, he was a grown man, and making clothes was something he was forced to do. He was considered a leader among men, but he was still no match for Mayfly, who completely treated herself as a woman in her mind. In fact, Mayfly was quite dexterous.
He only hoped that Mayfly would never bother him again for the rest of his life. Phew… It felt so good not to be bothered by a man, but he really wanted to be bothered by a woman! Yunyun hadn't been bothering him much lately, and he was very sad!
In her free time, Xia Lingjun would wander out of the Zombie Cave and go to the woods to hunt birds and have a snack. Sometimes she would also have some fun with a group of boys. Of course, her daily must-do lesson was to run to her portable space to cultivate herself with Lan Huoer and Tuanzi in order to improve her own level. She lived a very happy life, just like a fish in water!
On this day, Xia Lingjun was lying in the lake in her portable space taking a bath. Tuanzi came over with her big fat butt twisted unhappily, "Ah... " Tuanzi's wet furry paws pressed hard on Xia Lingjun's chest, "Master sister, why are you so nice to that mayfly? Tuanzi doesn't like him, he really doesn't like him."
"Hmm..." Xia Lingjun was squinting his eyes, enjoying the sunlight and the rippling of the water. He even raised his eyes and just said "hmm" lightly.
"Ya ...
"Get out of here!" Tuanzi turned around and said to Lan Huo'er with anger, "You dead bird, what do you know? I'm talking to my master, don't you interrupt? Don't you know it's rude to interrupt others' conversations?"
"Aa ...
"Ah..." Tuanzi scratched Xia Lingjun again, "Master sister, please drive that mayfly away! I hate him! I feel uncomfortable when I see him. Can master sister bear to see Tuanzi uncomfortable?" After saying that, she looked at Xia Lingjun with her bright and watery purple eyes, and arched her little paws as if begging.
"You stupid little thing, are you jealous?" Xia Lingjun pulled the little thing, put it on his body, opened his eyes and looked at it with a smile.
"I'm not that petty. I just don't like Mayfly. Either him or me, huh!" Tuanzi held his two little paws to his chest, but he was too fat and felt tired after holding it for a while.
Xia Lingjun flicked Tuanzi's hairy forehead and said, "Then he stays in the zombie cave, and you stay in the portable space. That way, it can be either him or you."
"No! I want freedom, huh! Master sister, you are partial!" Tuanzi dived into the water angrily, and dived to the bottom, holding his breath.
Now, whenever it gets angry, it likes to dive. Once it dives, it can stay underwater for seven days and seven nights without saying a word. Of course, once it calms down and comes out of the water, it can talk non-stop for seven days and seven nights.
Once, Lan Huo'er angered Tuanzi, who then dived. At first, Lan Huo'er thought the quiet was wonderful, but then he realized something was wrong. Damn it! Could Stinky Tuan drown? He jumped in, ignoring the danger of getting soaked. Damn! His diving skills were so poor that he took over ten dives before finally getting in, not even seeing a fart. When he came ashore for air, he saw Stinky Tuan had somehow made it ashore.
For the next seven days and seven nights, it didn't sleep at all. Crazy Bird and Stinky Tuanzi talked so much that it wanted to tear the bird's ears apart.
Xia Lingjun got ashore, patted her butt, and prepared to leave. She knew Tuanzi was throwing a tantrum again. Humph! Just ignore it and see how long it can stay underwater. Just as she turned to leave, Lan Huoer flew over from the top of the mountain. "Yiya—" it cried, "Master, please, take Tuanzi away today! Otherwise, my ears will suffer again."
Xia Lingjun touched Lan Huo'er. These past two days were a critical period for Lan Huo'er's upgrade, so it would be a good idea to take Tuanzi away. Besides, she also liked using Tuanzi as a pillow. It was soft and fluffy, and it was comfortable even without a pillow. She smiled lightly and said, "Lan Huo'er, today I will do as you wish." After that, she jumped into the bottom of the lake, picked up Tuanzi and walked away. Tuanzi screamed "Ah Wuu Ah Wuu... Nima! Master sister, you are too much. You don't consider my injured little heart at all. Humph!"
"Yun, you're back! Come here!" Seeing Xia Lingyun, Mayfly quickly approached, holding Xia Lingyun with one hand, gently raised the box in her hand and said with a smile, "Yun, try it quickly. This is a blush I made using jasmine and rose mixed with lavender essential oils and various floral dews. It can also be used as lipstick!"
Mayfly opened the Xuan kiln porcelain box with a dragon pattern like presenting a treasure. Inside was half a box of a pink gel-like substance. Mayfly brushed a little on Xia Lingjun's palm with a small brush. Sure enough, it was light white, red and fragrant, all four aspects were perfect. Xia Lingjun sniffed, and the sweet fragrance filled her nose, which was very pleasant to smell.
"Ah-woo..." Tuanzi jumped down from Xia Lingjun's shoulder, and with a wave of his little furry claws, he knocked the box out of Mayfly's hand. The box fell to the ground with a crisp sound and shattered.
"Tuanzi, what are you doing?" Xia Lingjun shouted coldly.
"Ah..." Tuanzi's eyes were watery. The master's sister is a natural beauty and doesn't need makeup, huh!
"Yun, don't be angry, it's okay! I've already mastered the refining method and can do it again." There was no anger on Mayfly's face. He smiled warmly at Tuanzi in a very friendly manner. He stretched out his hand and said, "Little Tuanzi, it seems you don't like me?"
Just as the mayfly's hand was about to reach Tuanzi, the fur all over Tuanzi's body suddenly exploded, and sharp claws stretched out from its paws. "Ah-woo..." It screamed in surprise and scratched hard, leaving five deep bloody marks on the back of the mayfly's hand, and even the flesh was dug out.
Mayfly felt the pain and quickly withdrew his hand, his voice trembling: "Tuanzi, you?"
"Ah..." Tuanzi twisted her butt and ignored Mayfly. "Hmph! You dead shemale, Tuanzi hates you the most!"
Yu Fei didn't understand what Tuanzi said, but Xia Lingjun heard it clearly. She shouted, "You damn Tuanzi, what the hell are you doing?"
"Ah..." Tuanzi could hardly believe that his master sister would be so mean to him because of the transvestite. He angrily waved his little claws and made a fierce gesture towards the mayfly.
"You idiot, just stay quiet!"
"Ah..." Tuanzi turned around to protest, but in his haste he forgot to retract his sharp claws.
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