Chapter 83
Save Cangran? Have you ever seen the Nine Heavens Fox? The Nine Heavens Fox can save him. "
"I have seen it, but that Nine Heavens Spirit Fox is not a mutant beast you can control. By the time you spend that much time getting it, I guess my grandson will be dead."
"Is there any other way?" Xia Lingjun looked at Yun Zhou with hope.
"Do you really want to save him?" Yun Zhou asked firmly.
"Really!" Xia Lingjun nodded firmly.
"Even if it means losing your life, will you save him?" Yun Zhou continued.
"Help—" Xia Lingjun gritted his teeth and squeezed out a word.
"Alright! Life for life, you understand?" Yun Zhou's face darkened. Pfft... If the little girl died, he would be so sad, losing such a good heir. Damn! This little girl was such a talented mind controller! If she died, there would be no such beautiful and talented heir.
However, he had no choice. One was his grandson, and the other was his genius heir. He was torn between the two. He was also entangled in the dilemma for a long time, and he had to pluck out countless hairs before he finally came to his senses. He had to give them a chance to choose each other!
He hadn't expected this little girl to actually die for his grandson. Damn! He was even a little jealous. Pfft... No woman has ever wanted to die! He was actually so selfish. He had shown up simply to side with his grandson. Besides, if the little girl died, she would still have some mental strength left. He could then infuse his last bit of mental strength into her. Maybe she could even return to her own world.
"I don't understand how to change it. Please explain the specific steps to me." Xia Lingjun said with a frown.
So, Yun Zhou leaned over to Xia Lingjun's ear and spouted a lot of nonsense, which he could sum up in just eight words: "Harmonize yin and yang, and exchange blood for blood."
After saying that, Yun Zhou floated away to who knows where. Xia Lingjun didn't have the time to care where he floated to.
"Yunyun, why did you come back just now? It took you so long?" Cangran saw Xia Lingjun slowly walking out of the bathroom, looking thoughtful.
"Hahaha...little female, are you constipated? You should eat more bananas. I eat them whenever I'm constipated, and they're very effective..." Yan She said with a smile.
"Fuck! What the hell am I constipated? You are constipated. You will be constipated for the rest of your life." Xia Lingjun kicked Yan She's thigh.
Yan She roared, "Little female, don't be so vicious. I just care about you."
"You don't need to worry about me!" Xia Lingjun angrily grabbed Cangran and walked out.
"Hey! Sister Xia, wait for me--" Meng Bao followed closely behind. Yan She reacted and immediately followed Pao Niao excitedly. Only the listless Yan and the injured Mi Jia were left. They had no energy at all and didn't want to go shopping at all. It would be better for them to lie at home and think about the important things in their lives.
During the day, Phoenix City was all cold stone, but at night, it was brightly lit and dazzling, with a prosperous and misty atmosphere everywhere. In order not to attract attention, Xia Lingjun put on special makeup and forced herself to look like a man. Of course, he didn't need to do it himself, as Feng Yuxie had already carefully found a professional makeup artist for her.
Phew… Mainly because she was trying to look ugly, because there were plenty of transsexuals in the city, but it was hard to find one as beautiful as Xia Lingjun, a completely natural beauty. Besides, being a transsexual would attract men to chat them up, and if she got caught, it would be a real hassle.
At first, they came to the very center of the city, where there were many bunker-like houses. Men were coming and going on the streets, some in a hurry, some leisurely, and from time to time there were bursts of car horns.
The guide who brought them here was the man who was responsible for doing Xia Lingjun's makeup. This man had a handsome face, an oval face, big eyes, a straight nose, and small red lips. Unlike Mayfly, his red lips complemented his delicate features perfectly, making him look a bit like a woman. However, he didn't like to talk, and apart from saying necessary words, he didn't say a single word superfluous.
"Hey... makeup artist, take me shopping... I want to buy a doll... hehe..." Yan She pulled the makeup artist, who stepped back, keeping a proper distance. Then, he looked at Cang Ran and Xia Lingjun and said, "Mr. Yun, Miss Xia, where do you want to go?"
Yan She begged, "Hahaha... little female, just take me with you. I'll buy a doll and come back..."
Meng Bao laughed and said, "You're a grown man and you still want to buy a doll? Haha... a milk doll, right? Or you can just buy a pacifier."
"You little brat, you know nothing. Stay away from me." Yan She was very impatient, and then turned to Xia Lingjun, "Little female, just agree to me this time. You see, you never care about me. You are always so mean to me. Roar... I..."
"Stop! It's too noisy." Xia Lingjun covered her ears with her hands and said to the makeup artist, "Go!"
Yanshe's excited bird, roar... The little female finally took his words seriously, quack... Chicken trembling ING...
My goodness, there are lights and wine everywhere, just like in a fucking red-light district, full of decadence and extravagance everywhere, and there are people standing on the street soliciting customers late at night.
Damn… look again, that solicitor is Ruhua? His appearance perfectly reflects the Jurassic era. How can someone like that attract customers? Sure enough, after all this time, he didn't attract a single customer.
"Hey! Please come in, sir. We have all kinds of things in there. I guarantee you'll be satisfied." Yan She, who was walking at the end, was inexplicably dragged into a shop called "Woman's Flower". The shop was filled with the strong smell of cosmetics and the chirping of sweethearts, which made Yan She dizzy.
"Hoo hoo... Get away from me all!" Yan She was very unhappy, because he didn't like to deal with shemales, a fake doll would be fine, damn... these shemales are so fucking annoying!
"Tsk! Why are you pretending? Aren't you here to have fun? Sir, tell me what kind you want. Charming, pure, plump, slim, we have everything here?" A man who was dressed extremely seductively, with bright red lips and a clean-shaven beard teased.
"I want an inflatable one, do you have one?" Yan She growled in a low voice.
"Yes, yes, yes..." As he spoke, the charming man pulled Yan She into a room filled with red, ambiguous light, "Come, come, come... Just pick whichever you like, whatever you like."
Yan She's eyes widened. Pfft... so many! Roar... I choose, I choose, I choose, I choose, I choose. Finally, he chose a doll whose eyes looked a bit like Xia Lingjun's, and was about to walk out with it.
"Hey hey hey...sir, you haven't paid yet?" The charming man laughed.
"Money? I don't have any." Yan She scratched his head.
"Where's the crystal? This doll must be exchanged for at least a cyan core crystal, or a level 4 core crystal will do." The charming man's expression began to change.
"Crystals? I don't have any either," Yan She answered honestly. Pfft... He had a little female, and a guide, but where were the people? He strode out with big strides, wanting to call Xia Lingjun and the others back to pay, but damn... there was no one in sight.
"Brothers! Beat him up, this guy is trying to get something for free..." The charming man's eyes turned cold. What businessmen hate most is the guy who wants to take the goods without paying.
Next, Yanshe was in trouble. A group of transsexuals dressed in red and green started to beat him up. He angrily threw the doll, but because the force was too strong, the doll blew up the bird. Now he was finished. He had to pay for it even if he didn't buy it.
"Roar, roar..." Yan She roared and pounded his chest, ready to fight the monsters. But before the fight started, Xia Lingjun and the others had already heard the sound and rushed over.
"Damn! You damned Yanshe, you're such a loser. You're just bringing shame to me..." Before the last word came out, Xia Lingjun said, "You're bringing shame to me."
"Hey! So, sir, your companion blew up our dolls and knocked over our tables and chairs. Let me calculate how much compensation he should pay..." The charming man started to calculate the small accounts with a calculator.
"Have you figured it out? If you've figured it out, go to No. 1 Fenghuang Street tomorrow to get the money." The makeup artist walked quietly to the front and said coldly.
"Oh my! So you're the City Lord's friend! No money, we don't want money." The seductive man immediately put on a flattering smile on his face. Damn! No. 1 Fenghuang Street, who wouldn't want to offer a good thing! It's just a broken doll, as many as you want. The seductive man quickly helped Yan She up and said with a flattering smile, "Sir, I'm sorry! Isn't the City Lord's name in the morning paper gone?" As he said that, he turned around and shouted angrily, "What the hell? I haven't brought all the dolls in the store for this gentleman to choose."
Damn! The doll he got out this time was much more advanced. It was an inflatable doll that could move and tell dirty jokes.
Yan She sniffed, blood still dripping from her nose. The seductive man quickly took a tissue from the counter and was about to help Yan She wipe it, but Yan She put his hand up to block it, "I can wipe it myself. Damn! I don't want it anymore. This baby is so ugly."
Meng Bao looked at the dolls and said, "Sister, why are these dolls not wearing any clothes? Oh!"
Xia Lingjun chuckled, "You look better without clothes."
Meng Bao smiled and said, "Then Xia..." He originally wanted to say that Sister Xia should not wear clothes, because she looked better that way, but he took the words back when they were on the tip of his tongue. Damn! You can't say anything carelessly.
"Mr. Yun, Miss Xia, let's go!" said the makeup artist lightly.
"How about this! You take Yanshe and Mijia back first. Cangran and I want to go shopping some more," Xia Lingjun said with a smile. She actually just wanted to get it done outside. After all, it wouldn't be nice to do it in someone else's house for the first time. Besides, the city lord had already taken them in, so she shouldn't bother him anymore.
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