Chapter 90
Huo'er said, "Lan Huo'er, let's take a shower together!"
"Aiya——" Lan Huoer let out a long cry, "Master, I don't need to take a bath, I just took a bath, you take a bath, you and Tuanzi take a bath", and then he flapped his big wings and flew to the top of the mountain, puff... He hated taking a bath with Stinky Fart Tuan the most, because Stinky Fart Tuan always laughed at him for his bad swimming ability, and often used his chubby big white body to dive to the bottom of the water to tickle his pointed feet.
"Ah-woo..." Tuanzi cried out in triumph. Just as he was about to say, "No need to take a bath with a broken bird, it and its master's sister will take a bath together." Before he could finish his triumph, Xia Lingjun suddenly looked up and saw Feng Yuxie stabbing Cangran's foot with a long, gleaming needle. She couldn't hold her head back. Why was she poking her man for no reason? Damn! Only she could poke her man, no one else could.
"Tuanzi, wait for me. I'll take you to take a bath after I finish my work." Xia Lingjun gently put Tuanzi into the water. She knew that the lake water had healing properties and that it would be enough to wash Tuanzi's wounds. So, she walked away boldly and left Tuanzi alone in the water.
"Ah, woo..." Tuanzi was so angry, "Master sister! Tuanzi will never pay attention to you again, you are really too much, hum! The moment he saw Cangran, his soul flew away.
Xia Lingjun appeared and disappeared mysteriously. When Feng Shuangxie was about to try it one last time, he was suddenly grabbed by a pair of warm and soft hands. Feng Yuxie's heart, as calm as a mirror, seemed to ripple suddenly, with a hint of joy and excitement.
"Damn! Why are you using such a big needle to prick my Cang Ran?" Xia Lingjun blushed slightly. In fact, facing Feng Yuxie, she felt that she couldn't even utter a single curse word. Damn! Looking at such an elegant and holy man, she felt that swearing was a blasphemy. However, at this moment, she was wholeheartedly protecting Cang Ran, so naturally she spoke without restraint.
"Miss Xia, this is a silver needle. When inserted into the acupuncture point of the human body, it can stimulate people to wake up. It is harmless to the human body. I just want to..." Feng Yuxie's pair of clear and transparent eyes like spring water stayed on Xia Lingjun's face. He had to admit that women, especially living women like Xia Lingjun, were indeed the most beautiful beauties in the world and difficult to refuse. It would be a lie to say that his heart had not been moved. He even thought that it would be great if Miss Xia could stay in Fengyuan. Unfortunately, his days were numbered and this was a luxury.
When everyone saw Xia Lingjun appear, they were so excited that they could hardly control themselves, especially Yan She. He leaned forward and picked up Xia Lingjun, shouting with joy and spinning around, "Haha... little female, you're finally back, I was so worried, I thought you, little female..." After saying that, a few tears of joy dripped from his eyes. He wiped his tears with one hand and wanted to continue spinning around with Xia Lingjun in his arms.
Xia Lingjun feigned anger and shouted coldly, "Spin, spin ...
"Haha..." Yan She lowered his head in embarrassment and rubbed his hands together. "Little female, please forgive me for not being able to help myself. I was so excited when I saw you that I couldn't tell which way was which."
"Ling... Ling Jun... you're back... it's so good that you're back... so good..." Mi Jia's heart, which had been sinking, suddenly lifted up. Although he was still worried about Cang Ran, he felt relieved when Ling Jun came back.
"Sister Xia..." Meng Bao threw himself directly into Xia Lingjun's arms and kissed her rouge-like face. "You're finally back. If you don't come back, there will be chaos here."
"Ling... Lingjun... Ran he... he..." Mijia held Xia Lingjun with one hand and stammered, "He has temperature... temperature... breathing... breathing... what's going on... what's going on?"
"Yes! Xia'er, how can zombies have temperature and breathe? Could it be that Cangran has reverted to a human?" Yan leaned forward and asked in confusion.
"Oh?" Xia Lingjun was also very surprised. Could it be that she and Cangran had exchanged blood and Cangran turned back into a human? Impossible! She touched her forehead and sniffed. She hadn't turned into a zombie. Was it the spiritual power Yunzhou had given her, or was it Tuanzi? She was puzzled by Tuanzi. According to Yunzhou, only the Jiuxiao Spirit Fox could save Cangran. Could Tuanzi be the legendary mutant beast? Pfft... were there such fat and round beasts? But she had a feeling Tuanzi was hiding many secrets. When the time came, she would definitely find out.
She walked closer to Cangran and gently stroked his face, "Cangran, why aren't you awake yet?" Tears flashed in her eyes. She thought they were separated by life and death, but now they met again after life and death. She was so excited that she wanted to wake Cangran up immediately and throw herself into his arms and kiss him enough!
Helpless, Cangran insisted on remaining in the corpse state until the end.
"Miss Xia, Mr. Yun has been like this since he came back and vomited blood. What happened during this period?" Feng Yuxie asked.
"It's just..." Xia Lingjun didn't want to talk about Cang Ran having a supernatural crystal. After all, she wasn't familiar with Feng Yuxie, so some things were better left unsaid. But for the moment, she couldn't find any excuse, so she just ignored it and said, "It's just that we got married... and then, and then... that's it."
"Ah? When did you marry Cang Ran, little female? Why didn't you tell us, roo roo..." Yan She felt a pain in his heart, puff... It was certain that Cang Ran had taken away the little female's first time. In fact, he had nothing to be sad about, as this was something he could have predicted. After the pain subsided, he asked with a slightly begging tone, "Little female, do you like one woman and many men? Roo roo... I don't mind enriching your harem, I only hope that you can..."
"Get lost! If you say anything else, I'll beat you up right away!" Xia Lingjun said coquettishly.
"Xia'er, why didn't you even tell us about such a big thing as getting married?" Yan felt a surge of pain in his heart. His Xia'er had finally become Cang Ran's woman.
"Yes! Sister Xia, you are too much. You didn't even give Meng Bao a chance to make trouble in the bridal chamber." Meng Bao crossed his hands in front of his chest, looking unhappy.
"Ling Jun... Jun... Congratulations... Xi Ran and you... you..." Although Mi Jia was a little disappointed, he could still accept it. But why did Cang Ran faint as soon as he and Ling Jun got married? Could it be that zombies can't have a wedding night with female humans? He asked doubtfully, "H... Happen... Happen... Happen..."
When Mijia was so excited, his mouth became even less flexible, and it was full of holes. In fact, he wanted to ask why Ran fainted in the wedding night.
"Ah? Little female, you are so powerful, how come you made Cang Ran pass out after just one penetration?" Yan She roared loudly, and without thinking, he said what Mi Jia was wondering. Could it be that he couldn't have a wedding night with a little female, because one penetration would turn him into a living dead? Pfft... No! However, if he was allowed to have a wedding night, he would also be willing to lie here motionless like Cang Ran.
"Damn! What the hell is going on?" Xia Lingjun couldn't believe that her word "get married" would make the group of men so incoherent. There were outsiders here talking about the bridal chamber, when they were clearly talking about getting married!
"Xia'er, didn't you succeed in digging the hole?" Yan asked with a little excitement.
"Yes! Sister Xia, is there a hole or not?" Meng Bao looked curious.
"Hahaha... I get it. It must be that the little female didn't want to have sex, and Cang Ran wanted to force her to have sex, so she made him unconscious." Yan She pounded his chest again in frustration. He thought he had finally figured out the whole thing. Hahaha... The little female was still the same little female, hahaha... I wonder if he can take the little female's virginity in one fell swoop.
"Bullshit!" Xia Lingjun raised her hand and gave Yan She another slap. After that, she looked uncomfortably at Feng Yuxie, who stood there quietly watching the show like an immortal or a banished person, and said with a wry smile, "City Lord Feng, I'm sorry! These men are not very sensible, please bear with me."
Feng Yuxie shook his hand, "It's okay!"
Xia Lingjun smiled faintly: "City Lord Feng, I'm really sorry to trouble you so much. I'll leave Cangran to me. What he and I need is quiet and time."
Feng Yuxie smiled lightly and said in a gentlemanly manner: "Miss Xia, please do as you please! I won't disturb you anymore!" After that, he very tactfully left the room, leaving behind a group of ignorant men who refused to leave.
"Hahaha... little female, I promise I won't even fart. I'll definitely give you peace and time. Just let me watch you here, okay? Otherwise, what if you're gone the moment you open your eyes? I'm still scared!"
"Yes! Xia'er, your sudden disappearance has us all panicking. It would be better to stay with you and feel more at ease." Flame's green eyes fixed on Xia Lingjun, like the clear waters of a pond, shimmering with a faint glow. His face was extremely handsome, and he also possessed a masculine sense of vicissitudes, which was extremely attractive to women. What a pity! Born in the wrong time, there was only one woman in the world, and this woman also met an incredibly beautiful and enchanting man, Cang Ran. He was destined to become a tragedy. I hope that one day, Xia'er will remember this tragedy of his and drink a few sips of his wine.
"Sister Xia, please agree to us, okay?" Meng Bao pulled Xia Lingjun's hand and shook it non-stop, blinking his crescent eyes in a very adorable way.
"Get out—" Xia Lingjun remained unmoved. Damn it! So sad, even just wanting to be alone together was so hard? With so many men weighing on me, it was really stressful!
"Go out... Go out..." Although Mi Jia was reluctant, he had to obey Yun for Ran's sake. He didn't want Ran to become a living dead, sleeping all day. If that happened, even if he had the chance to be with Yun, he wouldn't be able to live happily. He thought, it would be great if he could serve Yun together with Ran. He hoped Yun would be fair and give him half the chance. He was also a normal man who needed to be pampered.
Everyone left, and the whole room was finally quiet. Bird, puff...
She sat quietly beside Cangran, closing her eyes.
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