Chapter 75 Being a Woman's Dog: "Envious, aren't you? Not everyone can be a dog."
Lin Shu held the microphone and interviewed the actors about their feelings after filming wrapped.
Qin Lan: "If there's nothing else, I'm going to die."
Jiang Yan: "I'm very touched. I never thought that I, a cleaner, would be noticed by a rich second-generation."
Yun Chui: "My worthless life is just about getting ripped off."
Song Man: "The advertisement is terrible."
Feng Manhong: "My biggest impression is that I am amazed by the talent of the two directors. I never expected that you could create such a rich and detailed script in such a short period of time..."
Liu Lü: "I hope that next time we can arrange a marriage between the chairmen of Dikun Group and Tianyu Group."
Yang Xingji: "Don't scold me, in reality I'm just a dancer and singer."
Anna: "With a deafening roar, your old servant makes a grand entrance! Providing all kinds of services to the wealthy, don't miss me if you pass by!"
Lin Shu turned her head: "What are your thoughts, directors?"
I turned my head and there was no one there.
She was stunned for a moment: "Quickly, find out where the two directors went!"
The staff searched everywhere and finally found the two teachers, who were inseparable, under the table.
The staff member gaped, "Violation, violation, violation..."
Yu Jintang raised her head and licked her lips arrogantly: "Make a note of it. I kissed her first, so I broke the rules."
Staff: "???"
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The script was performed from noon until night, and the guests were all hungry.
Lin Shu asked them to sit down and eat first, and then announced the MVP group for the day.
"Based on today's interaction data analysis, Teacher Qin Lan and Teacher Jiang Yan have the highest interaction scores and have won the opportunity to go out on a date and have a candlelight dinner!"
Jiang Yan raised her hand: "Then why are we acting out a silent film here?"
Lin Shu put on a stern face: "Even if we're having a candlelight dinner outside, all guests still need to abide by the rule that no one should speak during dinner! As for Teacher Jiang and Teacher Qin's rewards for today, since we've already used up our afternoon time, we'll schedule them for tomorrow afternoon, along with tomorrow's MVP team."
Jiang Yan nodded.
"Alright, everyone, please continue eating." Lin Shu left with satisfaction: "Remember not to talk."
Everyone was quite tired after a busy afternoon.
The two directors, who usually exchange glances even while eating in silence, quieted down considerably and focused on eating.
Qin Lan ate an extra piece of pork rib and a small cake.
After some hesitation, Jiang Yan took an extra sweet potato for herself.
Yun Chui was the first to send a love letter today, and it was still to Song Man.
Song Man became even more silent after the script started playing, and showed no reaction when she saw Yun Chui's card.
Xiahou Cheng quickly caught up when he realized he wasn't the first one, handed the card to Jiang Yan, and gave her a flirtatious wink.
Yu Jintang flipped it over and read: "[Please allow me to be your summer, when summer's days have passed! Please allow me to be your music, when the nightjar and the oriole have fallen silent!]"
Very Xiahou Orange.
She took another bite of pudding before slowly signing her name and handing the card to Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan diligently conveyed her love.
Thinking of my beloved, my heart overflows with boundless wealth.
Even if an emperor were to condescend to serve me, I would not exchange my empire for it.
Xiahou Cheng's eyes lit up, and he stared intently at Yu Jintang.
Yu Jintang opened her mouth and silently mouthed three words—I love you.
In countless moments when we felt perfectly in sync, your smiling face brought my dead heart back to life.
After filming the variety show, she plans to visit Lin Yi's hometown. Since Lin Yi's remains were never found, she erected a cenotaph for her, which she visits to pay her respects when she is saddened.
This time she planned to bring Xiahou Cheng along and tell Lin Yi that she wouldn't be coming as often in the future. She knew Lin Yi would be very happy that she had found someone she liked.
Yu Jintang made a phone call gesture, meaning that they would chat on the phone later.
Xiahou Cheng nodded happily.
Qin Lan was the fourth to try it, tapping the table in front of Anna and then nodding his chin toward Jiang Yan.
Anna's eyes gleamed with the eagerness of a shipper.
Jiang Yan smiled and opened the card.
No one can compare to you, from the moment I fell in love with you.
She carefully put the card away and then passed her own to Qin Lan.
What night is this, that I pluck at the river in the middle of the islet?
What a day this is, to be able to share a boat with the prince.
The mountain has trees, and the trees have no branches; my heart is pleased with you, but you do not know.
Seeing that everyone had almost finished giving their cards, Liu Lü hurriedly handed hers to Feng Manhong. Feng Manhong reciprocated as usual, but this time she added a sentence: "Teacher Liu, keep up the good work!"
Liu Lü was so happy she almost fainted.
Anna sighed and switched places with Yang Xingji.
Once again, only Song Man was left.
Song Man was speechless.
When she first heard the rules, she wondered what kind of variety show this was, with physical contact prohibited, and ten days later, no couples had even formed.
As a result, everyone has their own preferences now, and even single people have formed a mutual aid alliance.
She stared at her card, hesitating between giving it to just anyone and giving it to someone.
She was upset.
After agonizing for a long time, she gritted her teeth, covered her face, and handed the card to Jiang Yan on her right.
Jiang Yan paused for a moment, then tentatively reached out to pass it to Yu Jintang.
Song Man pretended not to see it.
Jiang Yan was secretly delighted and hurriedly pushed the offer to Yu Jintang.
Yu Jintang didn't care about anything else and gave it to Anna directly.
Anna tossed the card away as if it were a hot potato, and it flew towards Yun Chui.
Yun Chui caught it with his hand and silently turned it over.
The two large characters "Song Man" were hastily signed above, giving off a strange feeling of sloppiness and entanglement.
She smiled and got up to leave the table with the others.
Everyone was a bit tired today, and no one planned any group activities.
Feng Manhong greeted everyone first and then went upstairs to rest.
Liu Lü followed closely behind, and anyone who didn't know better would have thought she was going back to a room.
Yun Chui left as well, and Yu Jintang asked Xiahou Cheng if he wanted to drink.
"My bartending skills are unparalleled. Would you like a special cocktail?"
Xiahou Cheng followed along, grinning foolishly.
Anna also suggested leaving.
Qin Lan glanced at the three people who remained.
Yang Xingji: "I want to play games."
Qin Lan: "Would your fans object if you married a game?"
Yang Xingji: "No, unless I'm going to marry a two-dimensional character."
Qin Lan was convinced.
"I'm going back to my room to put on a face mask." She stretched.
Jiang Yan felt a pang of disappointment as she watched her departing figure.
Only one Song Man remained in the same spot.
She took her phone to the terrace and lay down to gaze into the distance.
It looks like he's admiring the scenery, but he's actually thinking.
More than an hour later, the statue finally moved. Immediately afterward, Yu Jintang received her message: "What are you implying?"
Yu Jintang feigned ignorance: [What?]
Song Man: [Trying to fool me?]
Yu Jintang clasped her hands together: "A monk does not lie."
Song Man: [Does Yun Chui have some unspeakable secret? You don't need to say what it is, just nod for yes or shake your head for no.]
Yu Jintang: [Nodding emoji]
Song Man's expression immediately changed: "So what exactly is it?"
Sister, didn't you say you wouldn't ask for specifics...?
I can quit this stupid variety show right now (smile)
Yu Jintang was truly terrified of her: [No, no, no, Miss Song!]
Can't you be a little more understanding? You must have asked Yun Chui before, and just because she didn't tell you, does that mean I can betray her secrets?
Song Man: [So what exactly do you want from me? You're all keeping your own issues to yourselves, yet you insist I reconcile with her. Do you think that's possible?]
Yu Jintang pondered for a moment: "She has her reasons for not saying, but since she's decided to come back, she'll tell you sooner or later. Don't be so impatient, just wait patiently."
"Teacher Tangtang," Xiahou Cheng complained, "your liquor is way too strong."
Yu Jintang comforted Song Man a few more times, then put down his phone and leaned closer to examine her pupils: "Hmm, I'm afraid you can't hold your liquor."
"Who can't?" Xiahou Cheng exploded: "A woman can't say no!"
Yu Jintang was unusually gentle today: "Okay, okay, you're the best. Can you walk by yourself now? If not, I'll call the staff to carry you."
"Ha, I don't need it."
Xiahou Cheng staggered to her feet and walked straight towards the wall. Yu Jintang was startled and, before she could react, flattened herself against the wall.
Xiahou Cheng wrinkled his nose and left the wall, pulling a mirror out of his pocket: "I can't let my face get smashed, I'm still counting on this face to seduce Teacher Yu."
Yu Jintang: "..."
"Okay, okay, you're the prettiest."
Yu Jintang tried to comfort her, but Xiahou Cheng's eyes welled up with tears. She turned her head and looked aggrieved: "Why are you saying such nice things to me today?"
Yu Jintang said gently, "Because I made a decision today that included someone in my future plans."
Xiahou Cheng: "If you hadn't made this decision, would I have had no chance?"
"No, it won't." Yu Jintang patiently coaxed her, "Teacher Chengcheng is the most special person I've ever met."
There was one more thing she didn't say, but she sent it to Xiahou Cheng on her phone so she could read it herself when she was more awake.
I was destined to fall in love with you.
Xiahou Cheng paused for a moment, then suddenly burst into song: "Today is a good day! All my wishes will come true~"
Seeing that she had calmed down, Yu Jintang tried to coax her back to her room: "Can we step back a bit? Turn left..."
As a result, Xiahou Cheng lost his sense of direction and knocked over most of the wine cabinet.
Yu Jintang winced in heartache: "Heavens above, what a tragedy..."
Xiahou Cheng climbed onto the stove, held up a rag, and started singing loudly.
"Just as pear blossoms bloom all over the world... a soft veil floats on the river... Katyusha stands on the steep bank... her song is like the bright spring sunshine..."
Yu Jintang dared not let her cause any more trouble, and called out to Lin Shu through the monitor: "Director, I request permission to use physical contact to help her back to her room."
Lin Shu's voice came through the loudspeaker: "No. You need to find another way to get her back."
Yu Jintang was at her wit's end and tried to coax Xiahou Cheng down: "Xiahou, can you come down?"
Xiahou Cheng stared at her with wide eyes: "What did you call me?"
Yu Jintang could only force a smile: "Teacher Chengcheng."
Xiahou Cheng pouted: "That's too unfriendly, let's change it."
Yu Jintang: "...Come down, Katyusha."
Xiahou Cheng said matter-of-factly, "Don't you know what my godmother calls me?"
Yu Jintang took a deep breath, her ears turning red, and said, "Chengcheng."
Xiahou Cheng beamed and raised her arm to pounce on her: "Then you take Chengcheng back."
Yu Jintang quickly called out to her, "Stop! Stop! Stand still!"
Xiahou Cheng squatted on the stove, standing on one leg like a golden rooster.
Yu Jintang was still thinking of a solution: "You forgot that we can't have physical contact during filming, I need to think of another way to get you back..."
Xiahou Cheng seemed even more delirious: "You... take me back..."
Yu Jintang: "Yes, let me think..."
Xiahou Cheng pointed to her belt.
"Then take that and hold my hand."
Yu Jintang: "???"
Xiahou Cheng craned his neck over: "Hurry up."
Yu Jintang tried to persuade her to give up the idea: "I have other ideas..."
"I won't get down unless you hold my hand." Xiahou Cheng resorted to shamelessness.
Yu Jintang: "Bu'er, what kind of hobby is this? Are you into BDSM?"
"Master," Xiahou Cheng licked his lips, "why aren't you keeping the dog on a leash?"
"?????????"
Yu Jintang was truly impressed.
She maintained a safe distance of twenty centimeters from Xiahou Cheng, holding the leather belt in one hand and looping the other end around Xiahou Cheng's neck.
Xiahou Cheng was still walking unsteadily, and Yu Jintang could only guide her with force. As soon as the elevator doors opened, she prayed in her heart that she wouldn't run into anyone, and hurriedly turned right.
At the crucial moment, her Murphy complex kicked in again. Song Man, who was looking sullen on the terrace, turned around with a look of surprise: "What are you doing???"
In a flash, eight hundred reasons flew through Yu Jintang's mind. Just as she was about to calmly choose one to fob off Song Man, the other party exclaimed in surprise: "Yu Jintang, you're actually an s!"
Yu Jintang: "Wait a minute, I'm not..."
Song Man ran over yelling, "Aren't you ashamed?! In broad daylight!"
Yu Jintang hurried on, hoping to finish as soon as possible.
Suddenly, a door behind her opened, and Liu Lü, who had just finished exercising and was wearing a towel, walked out: "Eh? Yu... Holy crap! Xiahou... Holy crap!!"
Yu Jintang closed her eyes briefly, then turned around enthusiastically to greet her: "Good evening, Teacher Liu. Did you just finish exercising?"
Liu Lü was stunned for a moment: "Yeah, I did a few sets... anaerobic..."
"What's all this noise about?" A voice came from the next door, growing louder as Qin Lan opened it. "Why are you all chatting at my door? Who is it—holy crap!"
Yu Jintang calmly led Xiahou Cheng forward until they stopped in front of her room: "Do you know where the key is?"
Xiahou Cheng chuckled foolishly: "Teacher Tangtang, you're so silly! You don't even know what a key is. Of course I know what a spoon is—it's like Earl Grey tea and a Rolls-Royce..."
Qin Lan glared at Yu Jintang: "You're abusing a mentally challenged child!"
Yu Jintang raised an eyebrow: "This is about romance; those who don't understand it naturally won't."
Qin Lan pointed at Xiahou Cheng with a pained expression: "Fun? Look at her now, does she even have a shred of consciousness? You're ruining women who have gone astray while drunk!"
Yu Jintang simply shook his belt.
"Did the dog voluntarily agree to be on a leash?"
Xiahou Cheng recited loudly and with great intonation: "Of course, dogs should only be leashed by their owners!"
Yu Jintang chuckled wickedly, glancing provocatively at Qin Lan and the dumbfounded Liu Lü: "Tell me, whose dog are you?"
Xiahou Cheng answered in an even louder voice: "I am Teacher Tangtang's puppy!"
Yu Jintang felt relieved: "The puppy now takes off its collar by itself and goes inside to take a bath."
Xiahou Cheng obediently untied the cap for a long time, then angrily chopped off his head, strode into the house with his head held high, and slammed the door shut.
Yu Jintang laughed loudly and left with a carefree air: "How delightful! A woman like me should roam the martial world freely!"
Liu Lü tried to use a young person's way of speaking: "I should be inside the wheels..."
Qin Lan angrily slammed the door shut and began searching for sex toys.
Day 4.
The guests entered the phone booth.
Yun Chui pressed 5 and successfully made a call to Song Man.
Song Man asked coldly, "Who?"
Yun Chui: "It's me."
Song Man: "Either tell me your reason for leaving four years ago, or I'm hanging up."
Yun Chui: "Oh, okay, then hang up."
Song Man: "..."
She was about to hang up when she remembered the rule that calls had to last five minutes, so she had no choice but to swallow her anger and say, "Speak your mind."
Yun Chui: "Aren't you going to tell me about your life these past four years?"
Song Man said irritably, "Eating, dancing, sleeping, that's all."
Yun Chui: "Then tell me about the awards you've won, Superstar."
"A superstar?" Song Man muttered.
“Of course.” Yun Chui smiled. “Your information can be seen in many international tournament venues, especially last year when you won the Blackpool Championship…”
Today's phone booths still disappoint the other CPs.
Xiahou Cheng kept Anna chatting about recipes for fifteen minutes, while Yu Jintang taught Jiang Yan how to train dogs.
Everyone went back inside to eat, having listened to all sorts of nonsensical conversations. So when Song Man's voice came out, everyone tensed up, their ears tightened, and their fingers clenched.
What are you thinking about? Are you thinking about me?
"Yes. I miss you."
Yu Jintang whistled.
Qin Lanchongyun gave a thumbs-up.
Jiang Yan looked at Yun Chui with satisfaction.
Yang Xingji twisted and turned excitedly.
Song Man was speechless: "That's enough."
Yu Jintang: "Old Song, I have to criticize you. Your attitude towards participating in our program is far from proactive!"
Song Man was speechless.
Lin Shu put on the microphone, strode over, and took out the cards.
"Our task today is 'Blindfolded Cooking.' As the name suggests, Guest A will be blindfolded throughout the entire cooking process, while Guest B will act as her eyes and provide verbal guidance."
Given the potential for some bumps and bruises in this task, we allow a little physical contact between the guests. We've already prepared the necessary materials for the guests; now, please draw your groups!
Lin Shu took out a box: "Same as usual, pair the number balls, 12 in one group and 34 in another."
Everyone carefully drew a ball, holding it nervously in their hands. When it was Xiahou Cheng's turn, she was extremely conflicted, taking it out and then putting it back, finally arguing that the production team hadn't shaken it evenly enough.
Jiang Yan watched the spectacle: "Teacher Xiahou, just accept your fate and stop making futile struggles."
After everyone had drawn their balls, Lin Shu asked them to show the numbers on their balls.
Apart from Liu Lü and Yun Chui getting their wish, everyone else frowned.
Lin Shu smiled: "It seems like everyone's not quite satisfied. How about this, to improve the event experience, we'll give each odd-numbered guest one chance to change teammates, but there will be a small price to pay for it. What do you think?"
Qin Lan asked cautiously, "What's the price?"
Lin Shu: "Let Teacher Xiahou Cheng designate the punishment."
Qin Lan didn't want to change.
Xiahou Cheng immediately said, "No, everyone, I'll switch, I want to switch. I promise to go easy on you, okay?"
Jiang Yan pointed at Xiahou Cheng: "Then what price does she want?"
Xiahou Cheng held up the ball: "Sorry, I'm an even number."
The remaining dissatisfied people gathered together to discuss the matter.
Qin Lan: "I am number 7."
Xiahou Cheng: "I am number 10."
Yang Xingji: "I am number 9."
Jiang Yan: "I am number 2."
Anna: "I am 8."
Yu Jintang: "I am number 1."
Xiahou Cheng: "She isn't."
Everyone: ?
Yu Jintang said confidently, "I have Lao Song, Teacher Liu, and Lao Qin to testify for me. Last night..."
Jiang Yan's voice suddenly rose: "What did you do last night??"
Could it be that Yu Jintang abused her planning authority to open back doors for herself and ignored the rules...? She wants to do the same!
Qin Lan: "Why are you so agitated? They were just... well, Xiahou was just being led around like a dog."
Liu Lü: "Yes, back then... um... Teacher Yu used a belt..."
The others listened with sparkling eyes.
Xiahou Cheng leaned back slowly, his face full of pride: "Envious, aren't you? Not everyone can be a dog."
Yang Xingji: "Holy crap, I can't take it anymore. I'm quitting."
"Come and switch accounts with us before you log out." Qin Lan said perfunctorily, "Yu Guaiguai, I want to switch with you."
"Okay, then I'm number 7 now. Xiahou, you're number 10? I need to find number 9. Who is number 9?"
Yang Xingji raised his hand with a deadpan expression: "I'm really fed up with being a part of your play..."
"Alright, alright, be good." Yu Jintang patted her head from afar and got a 9: "Director, we've finished changing it."
Lin Shu nodded: "Okay, now all the guests can use the kitchen in turn... Teacher Qin and Teacher Jiang's group will go first, and the other groups can move around freely within the villa area."
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