“Is this hall still open for worship?”
Jiang Shuyue was wearing a bright red wedding dress and had a headache listening to the chattering of the guests.
She was a thousand-year-old green tea tree. Just after she transformed into a human form, she was caught in the thunder tribulation of someone else's ascension and was struck into green tea firewood.
Fortunately, God still has some conscience and gives her a chance to live a normal life.
Let her start by traveling through a book. As long as she survives in the book and accumulates 10,000 green tea points, she will ascend to heaven.
But unfortunately, the person she gave herself to was a poor little kid who was neither loved by his father nor his mother.
The original owner was stolen when she was young. After she returned after going through untold hardships, not only was her position as the Shangshu's daughter taken away by someone else, but she was also despised by her family as an uneducated wild girl.
Just as the Marquis of Zhennan wanted to find a second wife for his son, he went to the Jiang family to propose marriage.
The Jiang family was jealous of the power of the Zhennan Marquis Mansion, but they couldn't bear to send their adopted daughter Jiang Liuli over, so they sent the original owner over.
Jiang Shuyue looked at the cold man in front of her and had to say that this man was the best in the world!
He has star-shaped eyebrows, sharp eyes, a waist as thick as a dog, and a small teardrop mole at the corner of his eye. Not only does he not look effeminate, but he also has a touch of charm that does not belong to this world.
As a thousand-year-old green tea tree, Jiang Shuyue has seen many men and male immortals, but only this one gave her the illusion of a thousand-year love at first sight.
Unfortunately... She wanted to cry, she really wanted to cry.
[System, did I get the wrong person? With my temperament, I'm a pure and innocent person, so why did I become the villain's second wife?]
This system came with her, and Tiandao said it was compensation for her.
System: [Is there a possibility that you are a green tea spirit, and green tea is paired with villains, which is reasonable!]
[Don't worry, the villain will always be the center of the topic. There's no shortage of gossip. As long as there's enough gossip, there's enough tea. It won't take long for you to ascend. Don't forget to support me when the time comes!]
Jiang Shuyue: [...System, I've discovered that you're more of a green tea lover than I am!]
Zhou Yunshen frowned.
System? Eating melons?
What's this?
Did the bride go crazy right after she got married?
Zhou Yunshen stared at Jiang Shuyue, trying to find some clues from her face.
Jiang Shuyue tried hard to maintain a smile, secretly scratching her palms with her fingers.
[System, what do you think he's looking at? Is he thinking that I don't look like Jiang Liuli and wants to dry me out and make tea with me?]
[Woo woo, I haven't grown yet, so picking is strictly prohibited! ]
System: [Congratulations, host! This system has smelled a large melon, and it smells like green tea! Successfully ate your first large green tea melon. The system rewards you with a resurrection pill. You won't be afraid of death!]
Jiang Shuyue: ...Thank you so much.
At this moment, Zhou Yunshen used his internal strength to suppress the urge to laugh.
He has confirmed that the source of the voice is Jiang Shuyue.
Although he didn't know why he could hear her thoughts, nor did he know what the system was, he was sure of two things.
One, his new wife is not crazy.
Second, his new daughter-in-law is lustful and afraid of death.
Zhou Yunshen looked at her with interest, wanting to hear more interesting things.
The guests were not so calm.
They split into two groups.
A group of people who didn't hear the inner voice hid behind and laughed, watching the show.
Another wave of people who could hear the inner voices were first shocked, then excited, and finally moved to tears!
Melon-eating system, resurrection pill?
Not only did he hear many secrets, but he couldn't die either. This is an immortal, a banished immortal in the world!
They all looked at Jiang Shuyue with admiration, hoping to get more of the banished immortal's aura and live a few more years.
Jiang Shuyue felt that everyone's eyes were strange, and couldn't help but complain: [These people, their desire to eat melons is clearly written on their faces! ]
Zhou Yunshen glanced at everyone. Everyone looked around in panic, but their minds were all on Jiang Shuyue.
Jiang Shuyue cleared her throat: "Counter-... Bah, General, who is the person behind you..."
Zhou Yunshen turned sideways and introduced the woman behind him: "This is Li Qin'er, the daughter of Adjutant Li. Adjutant Li died saving me. I want to bring her into the mansion to take care of her."
The young woman hiding beside him, dressed in a shroud, stepped forward timidly and looked at Jiang Shuyue with pitiful eyes.
"This is my sister, right? Don't worry, Qin'er only wants a place to stay. From now on, we will treat Brother Zhou as brother and sister, and she will never embarrass you."
Jiang Shuyue raised her middle finger in her heart: [Listen to what this little green tea girl said. If someone didn't know better, they'd think I was the third party who broke up the couple and ruined their relationship!]
"Are you still trying to embarrass me? Don't you even look at your own ugliness? Do you think you deserve it?"
Zhou Yunshen pretended to be casual and glanced at Li Qin'er.
I never thought she was ugly before.
But standing next to Jiang Shuyue, he does look tacky and ordinary.
The system voice jumped with joy: [Here it comes, a huge news! This Li Qin'er is really a piece of shit. In the original novel, she was just a pitiful little thing, but in reality, she killed Adjutant Li with her own hands.]
Jiang Shuyue was shocked. Murdering his own father? Why?
The system continued beeping: [Of course, it's to get closer to Zhou Yunshen! Her father forbade her from becoming a concubine, and she feels that Adjutant Li has ruined her path to success, so she's determined to go all out! Snap!]
Zhou Yunshen's pupils trembled. He saw with his own eyes that Adjutant Li drank the wine in his glass and died. He thought it was poisoned by a spy from the enemy country.
I never thought it was Li Qiner!
So it seems that Li Qin'er even schemed against him for the sake of fame and fortune.
How dare she?!
Zhou Yunshen narrowed his eyes slightly, and secretly clenched his fists with his hands behind his back.
All the guests were looking at Li Qin'er.
Seeing such a weak and gentle girl actually kill her father, tsk tsk tsk...
[Also, although she moved in as a sibling in the original novel, she was already pregnant with her ex-lover's child at that time, and she started flirting with Zhou Yunshen within two days of moving in.]
[Poor villain, he was cuckolded for twenty years before he found out about it, and was even killed by this kid.]
Jiang Shuyue was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a thunderous laugh broke out in her heart:
[Hahahahahaha, these sisters are awesome! Not only are they green tea lovers, they're also sea queens!]
[The main villain is also like that. He has a murderous face, but he actually died at the hands of the ungrateful person he raised. I am dying of laughter! ]
Jiang Shuyue's laughter surrounded Zhou Yunshen's mind without any blind spots.
He clenched his fists, hoping to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
How does that Tong know so much?
Besides, isn't it just that he was cheated, cuckolded, and then killed? Is that so funny? For such a small thing, is it necessary to call him a villain?
The system continued, "But we can't blame the villain. He hasn't really experienced love yet. Essentially, he's a pure, innocent boy."
The guests were stunned.
The Great Zhou God of War, a virgin? A pure and innocent boy?
No, he has never eaten meat, so where did the children in the marquis's mansion come from?
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