Before Zhou Yunshen could hold on tight, his young wife rushed into the delivery room.
Zhao Qing's face was filled with shock, and he hesitated, "Zhou Shuai, is this possible?"
"That should be fine."
should?
Zhao Qing said anxiously, "Marshal Zhou, you sound so unsure. Does Madam have any experience delivering babies?"
“No.”
"Then...did she learn medicine?"
"No."
Zhao Qing felt unwell.
There's nothing, so why are you so calm?
Zhou Shiye comforted Zhao Qing and said, "Uncle Zhao, mother is very capable, you can rest assured."
"Really? Since you said so, let's take a look first."
Zhou Shiye was also very panicked.
Mother can transform my second uncle completely, so delivering a baby should be a piece of cake for her, right?
I should, yes...
Jiang Shuyue rushed into the house, and the smell of blood made her dizzy.
Jiang Shuyue: [Huahua, why didn’t you remind me to wear a mask? ]
Huahua: [There's no time! That bitch is about to take action! Hurry up!]
The midwife was lying on the edge of the bed, not knowing what she was doing. Several maids were busy running around, and no one noticed her.
Jiang Shuyue rushed forward and threw him a kick.
"ah!"
The midwife screamed and fell to the ground beside her, with her butt landing right in the blood-soaked basin.
She didn't know Jiang Shuyue, and at first glance, she thought she was a grown-up girl who came here to cause trouble.
The midwife immediately scolded, "Where did you come from, little bitch? Is this the right place for you? Get out of here!"
"Where did this old bacon come from? He's chattering so loudly that it's killing me. Why don't you shut up!"
"you!"
"What do you mean? Your pants are all red. If someone didn't know, they would think you were the one giving birth. Go change your pants, old bacon!"
After Jiang Shuyue finished speaking, she made a face at her, which made the midwife so angry that she jumped on the spot and couldn't utter a word for a long time.
Jiang Shuyue: [I thought her rank was very high, but it turns out she's just this good.]
Huahua: [Don't worry about her. The Madam is about to faint from the pain. Imperial Physician Zeng hasn't arrived yet. If she faints, the child will definitely know.]
Jiang Shuyue panicked: "What should I do? I've never given birth, but I heard the pain level during childbirth is 10. It won't help if I pinch her, right?"
Huahua: [Of course it won't work, but letting her bite you will! ]
Jiang Shuyue: ...
What? Is this a new pain-distraction tactic?
No, she has never been pregnant before and doesn’t want to give her first time to another woman.
Besides, she doesn't want to experience childbirth for free, even if she is paid!
Huahua was impressed by her rich inner thoughts.
This host is good in every way except that sometimes the activities in his brain are too exciting and he often can't keep up, thus questioning his own abilities.
Huahua: [You are a spirit of a thousand-year-old green tea tree. Your soul is rich in tea polyphenols. You will naturally secrete the scent of tea. Let her bite you, and your essence will enter her body. It will not only refresh her mind, but also relieve pain. This is safer and more effective than anesthetics!]
The grown men outside the door were all dumbfounded.
Does she have this function?
Zhou Yunshen felt like he had found a treasure. In the future, his wife should be able to give birth naturally without worrying about difficult labor. It would be so convenient... Bah, it’s really great.
Jiang Shuyue: [You should have told me earlier. I thought I was going to bear her child, but the child I gave birth to isn't even mine!]
Jiang Shuyue rolled up her sleeves, grabbed a handful of hair, and wrapped it around the eldest lady's mouth three times, trapping all the hair inside the eldest lady's mouth.
The eldest lady opened her eyes hazily and saw a pretty girl smiling at her.
But what's with this green tea flavor that goes straight to the top of my head and the refreshing feeling?
She vaguely remembered giving birth, but it didn't seem to be that painful.
Is the birth already over?
Before the eldest lady could react, she heard Huahua's voice.
Huahua: [Host, I asked you to bite me, why did you let her bite your hair? ]
Jiang Shuyue: [Hair is also part of my body. I'm just giving her energy anyway. What's the difference between biting her arm and biting her hair? Even a fly is still flesh, and hair is full of tea aroma. Please don't be disgusted with it, okay?]
[Besides, biting flesh is so painful. What if it breaks and bleeds, leaving a scar? Hair is more convenient!]
Huahua: ...I understand. It’s just pure fear of pain.
The eldest lady now understood that she had been rescued.
Although it is unbelievable, it is indeed useful.
She subconsciously smacked her lips twice and sucked her hair hard twice, and her body felt more relaxed.
When the midwife saw that the eldest lady was ready, she was so anxious that she quickly got up from the ground and pulled Jiang Shuyue.
"Where did you come from, you little bitch, to dare to murder my wife? I will definitely kill you...ah!"
Jiang Shuyue slapped the midwife in the face.
Her face hit the basin and it was full of water.
The maids in the room were dumbfounded, staring at the scene blankly, unable to make out what they heard.
Jiang Shuyue snorted coldly: "Who wants to murder her? I'm saving her."
"You're talking nonsense! You're clearly trying to murder my wife with her hair!"
"Why do you say you have long hair but little knowledge? Which good person kills people with his hair?"
"Besides, this is the custom in my hometown. It's the only way to keep pregnant women safe!"
Huahua: [Host, your ability to talk nonsense has reached a new level! ]
Jiang Shuyue: [Hey, I'm not that good either!]
The midwife wanted to step forward to stop her, but Jiang Shuyue grabbed the basin at hand and picked up the pot lid.
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