Huahua: [Why would you want to trick her? Even though she almost directly caused Zhou Yunshen's death, you're essentially a transmigrator as well. Once you've accumulated enough energy and merit, you'll leave. There's no fundamental conflict between you two.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Wrong! She's trying to steal my energy and merit. And what if she finishes the plot early and ruins my wonderful life? What will I do? Hmph, I don't know what the original author was thinking. How could she continue writing such a disgusting and perverted book that even dogs wouldn't read?]
Huahua: [Because she lacked love since she was young, and was pua by her boyfriend, she believes that what is unattainable is the best, that what dies early is true love, and that the one who is deeply abused loves deeply.]
Jiang Shuyue: [So she loves my husband's family so much? I thank her whole family.]
Zhou Yunshen seconded the motion.
I thought his family was already crazy enough, but I didn't expect there was an even more crazy family than Zhou's.
This author's brain is incomparable to ordinary people.
After the court session, the emperor and empress found various excuses to stuff Jiang Shuyue with a bunch of gold, silver and jewelry, and insisted on taking her out to dinner. So she quietly changed into casual clothes and went out with Zhou Yunshen and his wife, preparing to book a private room in the restaurant with the best time and environment to go out for a meal.
Prince Huai and Murong Tianci also followed, and what was originally a time for the young couple to enjoy melons turned into a high-end feast.
Zhou Yunshen was unhappy: "The emperor came to understand the people's sentiments, which is an acceptable excuse, but Prince Huai's leg disease is inconvenient, and the Imperial Master doesn't care about the secular world, so what are you two doing here?"
Murong Tianci leaned closer to the Queen and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time, I missed you so much that I came to visit you."
Prince Huai also took the emperor's arm and said, "I'm feeling bored in the palace, so I wanted to talk to you, my brother. I hope you won't dislike me."
emperor:……
I really want to say that I am disgusted, but when the words come to my lips, I just can't open them.
Jiang Shuyue looked at their deep brotherly love and asked curiously, "The relationship between the Emperor and His Royal Highness Prince Huai is even better than I thought."
Hua Hua: [Being able to block a knife is rare even among ordinary brothers, and even rarer even among the royal family since ancient times.]
The emperor and King Huai were still very proud of this.
The two brothers smiled and couldn't help but get a little closer.
Jiang Shuyue's eyes narrowed, a pink bubble in them: "Huahua, is it possible that they are not biological brothers, and one of them was taken away by the wrong nanny in a hurry? Is Murong Tianci actually the emperor's biological brother?"
Bang!
Four teacups broke at the same time, but the prince and Xiaoliu were relatively safe.
Not because of being calm.
But one was already frightened and the other was young and naive and didn't understand what was happening.
The emperor and the other four were all confused.
Is this the secret Huahua told her? If it's true, then he and the Queen are brother and sister. This is fucking nonsense...
The emperor's face was pale, and the queen's face was not much better.
The prince was still in shock and unable to recover.
Huahua complained: [Don't think that anyone who looks good can be 0 and 1. They are pure brothers, not the kind of relationship you think.]
Their relationship was better than that of other brothers. This was probably due to their chemistry and personalities, and also because when King Huai was a child, he wet his pants and was afraid to tell the emperor, so he would secretly stuff them under his pillow.
The emperor always silently accepted that it was his own piss, but he never thought, are we all fools? What kind of good person wets his pants and puts his underwear next to his pillow and sleeps with his face against it?
The emperor remembered that when he was seven years old, King Huai was very naughty.
For a while, I was addicted to eating milk skin and drinking white fungus. Every night I dreamed of looking for a toilet and then peeing.
When he woke up, he would see his brother's underpants next to his pillow.
During that time, Prime Minister Liu, as the emperor's teacher, often praised him for his hard work and getting up early every day.
Little did he know that he was woken up by the smell of urine every morning.
Huahua: [As he grew older, Prince Huai started to become mischievous. He often played tricks on your grandfather, drawing a turtle on his face and using the emperor as a shield. The emperor was often forced to copy books because of him.]
When King Huai thought of those years, tenderness filled his eyes.
Huahua added, "But the emperor wasn't a pushover. After being blamed so much, he started to act wickedly. He secretly contacted your maternal grandfather and assigned Prince Huai more tasks. The reason was that Prince Huai's handwriting was ugly and needed more practice. His current calligraphy is a masterpiece, and the foundation was laid back then."
King Huai glared at the emperor fiercely.
The fear of being punished by Prime Minister Liu to copy a book a hundred times arose in his heart again.
He was just talking about a small matter, so why did the old prime minister not let him go?
It turned out that it was my own brother who was causing trouble.
Good job, Lao Liu, you are really good!
The emperor coughed awkwardly and said, "Shu Yue, it's a rare opportunity for you to come out. Take a look at what you like to eat and order whatever you want. Today, I... I will pay the bill."
"Really? Then I won't hold back. First, I'll have the stinky mandarin fish, boiled pork, stir-fried kidney, and then a plate of braised beef. I heard their scallion-fried sea cucumber is also delicious. They're all shipped here expedited, so I'll have one of those, too."
"Husband, would you like to order some dishes?"
"Let's have all the signature dishes, and some juice. You'll definitely like freshly squeezed ones."
Huahua: [An apple costs less than a penny, and a glass of freshly squeezed apple juice costs half a pound. Host, you're having a feast for the rich today!]
Jiang Shuyue: [The Emperor and Empress are both here. It's like having dinner with the President and his wife. How can it be less luxurious?]
The emperor said: "Bring up two more jugs of your best wine."
"No need, bring the tea."
Zhou Yunshen squinted his eyes, looking like a ferocious fox.
He saw through the emperor's little thoughts clearly.
If you want to make fun of his wife, dream on!
Zhou Yunshen: "My sister-in-law has a bad stomach, please bring some tea to warm her stomach."
The waiter received the order and did it immediately.
Jiang Shuyue sat closest to the window. There was a hustle and bustle below. Zhou Yunshen's shop was just across the fork in the road.
Jiang Shuyue: [It's indeed a bustling area. It's a shame to give such a good location to Lan Ruoyue!]
Huahua: [Don't be sad, I'll tell you a few stories to cheer you up. Did you see that waiter just now?]
Jiang Shuyue: [I saw it, but didn't pay attention. Why, is he very handsome?]
Huahua: [He's not exactly handsome, but he's the son of a criminal. His father, Prince Dongling, rebelled before the emperor ascended the throne and nearly killed both the late emperor and the emperor. The old Marquis of Zhennan and your cheap husband carried him out, saving the two of them.]
Everyone present had a gloomy face.
Even Xiaoliu felt the danger.
The regicide and rebellion incident had widespread consequences, with one-third of the officials in the entire imperial city being implicated and convicted.
Some were executed along with their entire clan, some were exiled, and the lightest punishment was demoted to a low position, with only a few people being punished.
But among those involved, there might still be some who slipped through the net. If they knew that King Dongling still had a descendant alive...
There was a hint of murderous intent in the emperor's eyes.
I would rather kill a thousand people by mistake than leave any hidden dangers!
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