Zhou Yunshen rode back at full speed, returned to his mansion, closed the door and threw the purse to Qiye.
"Put it away and don't let me see it."
Things given by the royal family must not be damaged, let alone destroyed.
Qiye understood, and was about to put the evil beast away when he heard Jiang Shuyue's loud laughter.
[This is hilarious! The Fourth Prince actually ordered his hands to stay dry for the next few days! They say giving a rose leaves a lingering fragrance on your hands, but he couldn't bear to wash off the residue after touching the villain.]
Huahua: [Yeah, he put his hands in front of his nose and inhaled for a long time, and also touched his body. Rounding it off, it means the villain indirectly touched him.]
Jiang Shuyue exclaimed with exaggerated trembling, "Wow, this is so exciting! The Fourth Prince's imagination is simply the best in history!"
[I think, considering how important my husband is to him, if my husband hugs him, will the Fourth Prince not bathe for half a month? Eh...would his bath go bad in the summer?]
Zhou Yunshen didn’t know whether the Fourth Prince would go mad, but he would definitely go crazy.
Who would want to embrace someone who has delusions of self? Isn't that disgusting?
Jiang Shuyue began to think again: [I think you could have Huang Shan publish a fanfiction with Zhou Yunshen and the Fourth Prince as the main characters. It should sell for a lot of money!]
Hua Hua: [Of course, you can, but aren’t you afraid that if they find out, they’ll skin you alive?]
Jiang Shuyue: [The Fourth Prince would love it. I bet he'll be the biggest buyer of fan art. As for my cheap husband... hehe, I don't think he'd want to part with him.]
Huahua thought about it and agreed, nodding frantically: "You're right! Then we can contact Huang Shan. She'll be very happy!"
Zhou Yunshen often felt helpless with Jiang Shuyue.
He was reluctant to do anything to Jiang Shuyue, but he could do something for Huang Shan.
Tomorrow I will arrange for someone to find a husband for Huang Shan. It would be best if they live in another place, the farther the better. It would be best if we never see each other again in this life.
Zhou Yunshen immediately made arrangements and asked his subordinates to help find someone.
Jiang Shuyue was still fantasizing about the profits from the hit album and soaking herself in water to make herself fair and tender, but the next day she heard the bad news that Huang Shan was leaving.
Under the huge blow of the gap, Jiang Shuyue had no appetite for two whole hours.
More and more people came to the door to seek medical treatment, so the Liu family helped arrange a quiet place and led all the patients there.
Jiang Shuyue had nothing to do, so she lazily stayed at home, chewing on ice watermelon and rubbing her belly out of boredom.
[Huahua, my stomach is rumbling. Am I sick?]
Huahua: [The system detects that the host is in good health. I guess he ate too much watermelon, so his stomach is full of water.]
Jiang Shuyue didn't understand: "But I've already gone to the bathroom twice, why is there still so much water? Is it... my bladder isn't working well?"
Huahua thinks this issue is difficult to discuss and there is no need to discuss it.
Although I went to the toilet twice, I ate a lot.
It's really rare for one person to finish a half-big watermelon.
Huahua was quite worried about her health: [Host, eating so much watermelon in one go will cause your blood sugar to soar, which is not good for your health.]
Jiang Shuyue shook her head: "It's okay. If you eat too much sweet food, you can eat something spicy later. Besides, the first watermelon is gizzard-shaped, and the second one is crispy and sweet. If I don't try them both, how can I know which one is more to my taste?"
Huahua thought about it carefully and felt that it made a lot of sense.
You have to try everything before you know it. Practice makes perfect, which is a true saying.
Huahua praised: "You're really smart! Which one do you think tastes better?"
Jiang Shuyue thought carefully and commented: "The gizzard ones are sweeter, while the crispy-sweet ones are more juicy. I prefer the gizzard ones in terms of taste. I think the best way to eat them is to take a bite of the gizzard and a bite of the crispy-sweet ones. The combination of the two tastes is perfect!"
[Host, you are truly a genius! ]
[Hehe, it’s just so-so. I’m not that good either!]
While chewing the melon rind, Erhua turned around and licked his nose with his big tongue, then turned around and continued chewing the melon rind with Tietou.
Jiang Shuyue was even more satisfied: [A watermelon is divided into two halves, I have half and you have half, no waste at all, haha.]
[As expected of you, the host. You are the person who eats the watermelon the cleanest I have ever seen.]
Huahua's praise came from the heart, without any trace of flattery.
Jiang Chen questioned it from the bottom of his heart. If you want to eat watermelon, just say so. Why are you talking about so many nonsense?
"Little sister, I know the Marquis's Mansion is rich, but the way you eat is too unorthodox. If someone sees you, they might impeach you."
"Impeach me?"
Jiang Shuyue said seriously, "I ate half, and Dahua and Tietou ate the rest. It wasn't a waste, was it? Besides, the melon farmers work so hard to grow melons, and I alone can eat as much as a family of three. And we don't even bargain when we buy things. Aren't the melon farmers happy?"
"I'm doing good things that benefit the country and the people. How can you justify not giving me a medal but impeaching me?"
Well...it really doesn't make sense.
She has a special way of eating watermelon. She only eats the part above half and leaves the rest.
If he and the cat and the tiger hadn't been there, half of it would have been wasted.
But in the end, it really wasn't wasted.
Jiang Chen was convinced by her: "You are right, the melon farmers should be grateful to you, and so should the meat sellers, but the vegetable sellers should really hate you, because you don't even eat vegetables."
Jiang Shuyue pursed her lips, pretending not to hear and continued chewing the melon.
Jiang Shuyue: [My second brother used to be chubby and ate meat every day without vegetables. I'm his younger sister. Is it weird for me to eat meat without vegetables?]
Huahua: [Of course it's not strange! You're siblings, sharing the same roots, so it's normal for you to like meat.]
Jiang Shuyue: [This is genetics! Second brother should be happy. After all, I look so much like him, doesn't that mean we're siblings?]
Jiang Chen was very touched, but he also wanted to remind Jiang Shuyue.
The reason he was so fat was because he didn't like to move and he ate too much meat.
It’s okay because he’s a grown man, but I’m a girl. If I get too fat, I’ll be disliked!
Jiang Shuyue: [It's a scratch! Why does my second brother look so worthless? Is he too nervous about the martial arts competition in seven days?]
Huahua: [Yesterday he single-handedly defeated ten instructors. Because he's physically strong, as long as he has accumulated skills and experience, it won't be a problem. Your second brother is also very interested in games and military tactics, and he defeated Instructor Hai.]
Jiang Chen felt a little overwhelmed, thinking that his younger sister's praise would be coming soon.
Then Huahua said, "But Lao Hai holds a grudge. Your second brother is most afraid of writing articles. He plans to ask you to write some planning based on military tactics, under the euphemism of 'all-round development'!"
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