Yu Hou had met Zhou Yunshen a long time ago, and he didn't know that his son had been taken to a brothel.
When the secret guard's flying eagle delivered the letter to him, he looked at Zhou Yunshen's meaningful eyes and felt his whole body go cold.
"Xiao Zhou, I'm your elder after all, can you please be a little more respectful to me? The look in your eyes makes me feel like you're going to stab me!"
"How many years older than me do you think you're my senior? According to age, the most I can call you is brother."
"Bullshit, according to seniority, you should call me uncle!"
Zhou Yunshen looked at the note, waved it lightly, and said sarcastically, "Oh my, some people have the time to argue with me about seniority instead of caring about the family affairs. How is my little nephew doing?"
Yu Hou coughed lightly a few times. Didn’t he know whether it was good or not?
It's because he's not in good condition that my wife is raising him.
When Lord Yu mentioned his son, he burst into tears. "You know my youngest son has been weak since he was young. A dozen imperial doctors have said he wouldn't live past the age of fifteen. My wife said that if he really couldn't make it, at least we should let him live a happy life."
"Whether he will live longer is hard to say now."
With his wife around, it might be difficult for him to die.
Being happy about this is a bit subtle.
Zhou Yunshen looked at the note and pursed his lips thoughtfully.
"I don't know whether my nephew is happy or not, but his life is really colorful."
"That's right. My wife is well-informed and often takes Qing'er on trips. With her around, life is definitely not monotonous."
"Of course, who can be like your wife, letting her son dress up in women's clothes and go to a brothel and have so much fun? It's really incomparable!"
"That's right, my wife..."
Yu Hou felt something was wrong halfway through his speech.
He knew about the matter of wearing women's clothes, and for the sake of his son's good growth, he would not let go of even the slightest crooked way.
But why did he seem to understand the second half of the sentence, but not completely?
Yu Hou stroked his short, wiry beard and spoke slowly and clearly, "Did I hear you wrong just now? I thought you were a serious person. Why are you talking nonsense and even talking about brothels? Aren't you afraid that your niece-in-law will beat you up?"
"First of all, Shu Yue is very gentle and won't hit me." (The truth is, she's too timid to hit anyone.)
"Secondly, I'm a chaste person and never go to brothels." (Actually, I don't want to waste money and I'm also afraid of getting sick.)
"Finally, I wasn't talking nonsense just now. My sister-in-law did take Qing'er to a brothel. Not just once, but several times."
Yu Hou was stunned when he heard this, staring at Zhou Yunshen.
He was clearly speaking the native language, but it seemed incomprehensible to me.
Zhou Yunshen unfolded the note and showed it to him: "See for yourself, my aunt is truly a deity."
Yu Hou couldn't help but pick up the note and look at it.
The more I look at it, the more frightened I am, and the more I look at it, the colder my heart becomes.
"This, this, this, this... How is this possible? Forget Qing'er, how could my wife go to a brothel and order an Oiran!"
"One courtesan costs at least a thousand taels. Just calculate how much money your family has lost inexplicably."
Yu Hou counted with his fingers and his face turned pale.
Then he let out a howl like a butchered pig, lying on the grass and crying loudly: "It's over, it's over, my lifelong reputation is ruined just like that!"
"My dear, forget about letting Qing'er visit a brothel. He's a boy after all. What are you going to do with him?"
"wrong!"
Yu Hou sat up straight and choked up, "No, Qing'er went there wearing women's clothes, and my wife was probably wearing men's clothes. This... In the eyes of outsiders, wouldn't it be like my daughter went to a brothel?"
Yu Hou was silent for a moment, then let out another howl.
Although the scene looked quite joyful, the crying was really unpleasant to hear.
Zhou Yunshen took two pieces of paper and stuffed them into his ears.
"Husband, I bought a lot of things today and spent a lot of your money. You won't blame me, right?"
Zhou Yunshen got up when he heard the sound, and a blue-green figure rushed into his arms, and he held it firmly with both hands.
Jiang Shuyue put her arms around his neck and rubbed her head against his chest.
"Husband, I didn't expect the clothes to be so expensive. I accidentally bought too much. Will you be angry?"
Huahua: "The villain is so rich, he won't be mad at you for such a small sum."
Jiang Shuyue: "I know, but I still have to pretend. After all, the money is his. If I spend it for nothing and still get nothing in return, anyone would feel uncomfortable, right? I'll take the initiative and try to please him."
Zhou Yunshen really didn't care about this little money, but he didn't mind any flattery.
He held Jiang Shuyue's small buttocks tightly and refused to let go.
"The money in the Marquis' Mansion is for you to spend. Did you buy anything you like?"
"Hmm, there are so many beautiful clothes. I wanted to buy you one, but Shopkeeper Qiu said your formal clothes were made by the imperial court, so I bought you this one. Does it look good?"
A pair of jade pendants, the two halves are complete when put together, and can be worn separately.
Huahua sighed, "Um...don't blame me for not reminding you, this jade pendant was bought from a street stall. If anyone knew about it, they would laugh at your husband."
Jiang Shuyue: "There are also good things on the street stalls. I've seen them all. This is genuine ancient jade. I'm finding a bargain, don't you understand? And my husband is so handsome. Even a coarse linen shirt can't hide his nobleness. Who dares to laugh at him?"
Huahua: Yes, yes, you are right, but don’t speak the truth carelessly, or you may break someone’s heart.
It has heard the sound of heartbreak...
Yu Hou was biting his handkerchief bitterly, feeling sad about the injustice in the world.
Being born well means you have an advantage. How unfair!
"Husband, this is..."
Yu Hou's expression changed instantly. He immediately stood up from the ground and said with a gentle smile, "Niece-in-law, I am Yun Shen's uncle, Yu Xuanyu."
Jiang Shuyue: "The name sounds a bit like a handsome guy from the second dimension, but it doesn't really suit his face."
Huahua: "Hearing you say that, I also think he looks a bit rough. But compared to your husband, there are few who don't look rough."
Jiang Shuyue: "Yes, yes, that's right. Otherwise, why do I always say that you have good taste? Huahua knows how to appreciate! My husband's appearance is currently the best in the Great Zhou Dynasty!"
Huahua: "To be honest, every time I see your husband's face, I find it pleasing to the eye. If it weren't for the gender-neutral system, I'd probably fall in love with him. My precious host is truly blessed!"
Jiang Shuyue blushed in embarrassment. "Oh, thanks to Huahua for her good vision and foresight, she chose such a great background for me."
Huahua blushed and stretched out three claws to scratch her head: "Oh, I'm not that good!"
Each person and their system started to show off. If Zhou Yunshen hadn't held her, she might have really floated away.
Yu Xuanyu's heart was hurt again. How could a name trigger so many attacks?
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