Zhou Yunshen shot over with a cold gaze, his eyes filled with murderous intent, and the smell of blood filled the air.
The parrot stood on one leg, and did not dare to put down or move the other leg, which was just hanging in the air.
The animal's instinct told it not to move, or it would die...
"It said I was ugly and stupid... and thought I was a giant earthworm!"
Parrot: Don’t talk nonsense, I didn’t, it wasn’t me…
Zhou Yunshen hugged Jiang Shuyue's waist and soothed her softly, "What kind of aesthetics can a bird have? Do you believe what it says? Besides, it looks like this, can you trust it?"
Jiang Shuyue seemed to be comforted a little.
“But it still says I’m stupid!”
"Its brain is so small, what does it know? Let's not bother with a stupid bird."
Parrot: ...I'm stupid? I'm the smartest person in the world!
Zhou Yunshen looked at it coldly, and it became cowardly again.
"I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm a big fool!"
"Look, it even curses itself. Such a stupid thing, I'm afraid it doesn't even know what it means."
Jiang Shuyue rubbed her red eyes and pulled Zhou Yunshen forward.
She was really afraid of the big bird, but the cage made of pure gold was so tempting.
She really wanted to touch the cage...
"Since my lady is so frightened, why not let it go? Then tell the Queen Mother that it flew away on its own."
"Is that okay? If we release the bird and only keep the cage, will the Queen Mother blame us? Will she accuse us of deceiving the emperor?"
"What's the big deal? The Queen Mother won't make things difficult for you over a bird. If you're worried, we can roast it. I've never had a roasted parrot, so I don't know if it tastes the same as quail."
At this moment, the parrot felt the fear of being sniped by the Death Dragon.
In its eyes, Zhou Yunshen was like a devil in wolf's skin, exuding a strange aura.
Tietou: I made you arrogant, are you scared now?
Dahua: You don’t know who you are, you deserve it!
The iron-beaked parrot was also confused, but it just cursed a few words. In the palace, apart from the Queen Mother and King Huai, it even cursed the Emperor, but nothing happened to it.
Why am I being roasted right after I move?
The animal's instinct tells it that if it resists, it will be stabbed to death and then plucked out and roasted.
It started to act nice.
"Guaiguai is very obedient, very useful, but Guaiguai's meat is not tasty."
Zhou Yunshen: "Obedient? How obedient?"
The parrot's eyes turned and it immediately opened the golden
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The door flew out from inside and landed on Jiang Shuyue's shoulder, scaring her so much that she screamed and ran around.
Zhou Yunshen hugged her waist tightly, and the parrot landed on her shoulder, staring at her with one eye.
"flowering"
After Zhou Yunshen gave the order, the pale yellow crest on the parrot's head opened.
"Bow your head."
Lower your head obediently.
Its intuition told it that it would die if it didn't bow its head.
Fate's throat was strangled by an invisible hand...
"Touch it."
"I don't dare."
"It doesn't matter. It won't dare to do anything as long as I'm here."
Zhou Yunshen held her hand and poked it gently twice. The parrot showed a very happy expression.
Afterwards, it was brutally tortured...
The family was having lunch while the parrot was eating melon seeds in its beak beside them.
One by one, in a short while, a small bowl of melon seeds was finished and brought to the table by Xiaotao.
Jiang Shuyue: "It really is useful. It peels the skin cleanly and completely!"
"It's pretty fast! Daddy said it works, and it really does!"
Zhou Luming grabbed two or three melon seeds and threw them in front of it as a reward for its hard work in peeling them.
The parrot wants to cry, the parrot wants to go back to the palace, but the parrot dares not say...
Zhou Yunshen: "Look, my lady, it's still somewhat useful, right?"
As Jiang Shuyue ate melon seeds, she forgot about her fear of birds.
"Big Bird, besides cracking melon seeds, what else can you do? Can you peel them?"
Jiang Shuyue handed it an apple with great anticipation, and the parrot was a little dumbfounded.
Parrot: Is it too much to skin a bird?
Six pairs of eyes stared at it with creepy smiles. The parrot lowered its head resignedly, and peeled off the apple skin bit by bit while controlling the pace.
"It really works! Congratulations, auntie, you got a great bird!"
Yu Qing threw a few more melon seeds over.
The parrot now feels like crying.
Damn humans, they have mastered the trick of giving someone a slap and then a piece of candy.
Under the gazes of so many people, it could only accept its fate and eat the melon seeds with tears in its eyes, chirping that they were delicious.
"Mom, the big parrot seems to like our house very much. Let's not release it! Just give it a name and keep it! Let me think of a name..."
Zhou Sesheng thought about it using Jiang Shuyue's naming rules and muttered, "According to the generation order, she should be called Sanhua, but we already have a Sanhua in our family, and calling her Sihua doesn't sound very nice."
"Why don't we just call it Liuliu? From now on, it will be our little Liu!"
When the parrot heard Jiang Shuyue's words, it looked up angrily and wanted to protest.
My name is Guaiguai, such a nice name.
Why should it be changed to Xiao Laoliu?
"I think this name is easy to pronounce and remember."
Parrot: ...Huh? Are you sure?
The parrot was about to object when a cold and ruthless voice instantly extinguished its courage.
Zhou Yunshen smiled and asked everyone, "What do you think?"
"I think it's very good. It's very smooth."
The parrot stared at Zhou Shiye, feeling speechless.
He looked the most normal and bookish person in the room, but the words he said were so cold and harsh. Is this normal?
Zhou Luming also joined in the fun, saying, "Then call me Liuliu! Little Liu, you must listen to my mother from now on, or I'll pluck all your feathers and string you up on skewers. Do you understand?"
Zhou Luming's annihilating face has a lethal power that confuses everyone.
It was so confused that it lost its mind.
The parrot nodded quickly: "Liu Liu, my name is Liu Liu. Little Liu is loyal to his master and will die for him!"
Jiang Shuyue: [Little Laoliu has a pretty extensive vocabulary! He can even use such a complex four-character idiom!]
Huahua: [Before it was sent to the Empress Dowager, it was raised by a great scholar who read to it every day. After a year, it was influenced by him and learned to read poetry. The great scholar then gave it to the Empress Dowager during the New Year.]
As soon as this guy arrived at the harem, he was flattered by the palace maids and forgot what kind of person he was. He behaved well in front of the Queen Mother, but started cursing behind people's backs. Besides the Queen Mother and Prince Huai, even the Emperor had been cursed by him. He was really vicious!
Jiang Shuyue: [How dare you scold the emperor? Why didn't you get made into skewers?]
Huahua: [Back then, their relationship wasn't good, and the Emperor didn't want to bring bad luck upon them. Besides, who would bother with a bird? Things are different now. If you roast it, the Emperor might even eat a bird wing to avenge his past!]
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