What the hell
Her first reaction was surprise.
My second reaction was that grandpa was going to die.
He was a civil servant with old limbs, but he went to the Zhennan Marquis Mansion to draw the first-rank Wu Hou.
Did she hear it wrong, or is this world a fantasy?
Liu Shuyue picked up the two children and rushed inside, and saw Zhou Yunshen strolling leisurely on the tiles.
Liu Chengze rolled up his sleeves and panted below.
"You little bastard, get down from here. I promise I'll only whip you three times and never kill you!"
Zhou Yunshen had an expression that said "Do I look like a fool?" and gave Liu Chengze a look, letting him figure it out for himself.
"Master, would you like to see your whip? It's made of black snake skin, a dragon bone core, and has barbs on it. You got it as a treasure from the old man in the Ministry of Justice, right?"
"If I get whipped three times, I'll have to stay in bed for half a month."
"I am your grandson-in-law after all. How can you be so cruel to your own people? Are you crazy?"
Liu Chengze spat on the ground.
The image of a refined scholar was gone, and he looked no different from the old lady at the village entrance.
"You little bastard, you've ruined my precious baby like that. Beating you is the least I can do!"
"Stop talking nonsense and get off me right away. Take three blows and I'll be done with it!"
Zhou Yunshen is not stupid, so he won't suffer such a loss.
He hooked his finger and said, "I won't go down. If you have the guts, come up. As long as you come up, I promise not to hide away."
"Come down. As long as you come down, I'll just give you a little bit of respect. I won't use my full strength to beat you. How about 90%?"
"I am a first-rank martial marquis, and my words are my bond. If you come up to me, I will not run away and will let you hit me."
"I'm a veteran of three dynasties, a senior member of the cabinet. My word is law. If you just come down, I promise I won't have to fight you with all my strength!"
The two of them, one with his head down and the other with his neck tilted up, were having a dull conversation back and forth.
Liu Shuyue's original nervousness disappeared at this moment.
Liu Shuyue: [What are they doing? ]
Huahua: [Fighting, isn't it obvious?]
When your grandfather heard that Zhou Yunshen had made you cry all night, he immediately rushed to the old man in the Ministry of Justice's house, took out the dragon bone whip he had treasured for years, and sat at the door of your house waiting for Zhou Yunshen.
[As soon as he came back, he was chased and beaten by your grandfather. At first, your grandfather was still quite strong, so he chased him and beat him back and forth.]
[Later, gradually becoming exhausted, Zhou Yunshen ordered two pots of tea to be served. The two drank one pot each across a long glass, and then began to chase each other again.]
Finally, Zhou Yunshen ran to the rooftop and sat there, yelling at your grandfather from across two floors.
Liu Shuyue: [Two people who are over a hundred years old combined, yet they are so childish. A man's death is a sign of youth!]
Huahua thinks they are quite interesting.
It's so fun to watch the two of them chasing each other.
Huahua: [What do you think? Will Zhou Yunshen run away first, or will the old man whip him?]
Wuhua: [It hurts so much when you whip him. It's such a shame to have such a handsome man become a clown.]
Madam Zhou Yunshen looked at her own face: "Master, Shu Yue likes this face of mine. If you break it, aren't you afraid that she will be angry with you?"
Liu Chengze is not afraid.
"Do you think I'm a fool? Why do you have to slap someone in the face?"
"You already look disgusting, and now you're even more ugly, disgusting me every day in court? I'm not that stupid, asking for trouble!"
"If you get off, I'll spank you on the back, three gentle smacks."
Liu Chengze smiled as he held the whip, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes were squeezed out.
Liu Shuyue: [Why do I feel like Grandpa's smile is a bit cute?]
Liu Chengze: ………I didn’t, absolutely not. The word “charming” and I have nothing to do with each other!
Wuhua: [You're such an old fool! You're still chasing after kids at your age, aren't you afraid that people will say you're bullying the weak?]
Zhou Yunshen gritted his teeth and suppressed his laughter.
The look in his eyes was quite teasing.
What an accurate description of being old and not ashamed!
Huahua: [Wuhua, how come your perspectives are influenced by your five senses after you transformed? The old Prime Minister is highly respected, how could he be so shameless?]
Liu Chengze put his hands on his hips with a proud look on his face.
He raised his head proudly,
As expected, he is my "grandson", and his heart is still with me.
Zhou Yunshen snorted lightly. You ungrateful bastard, no pork elbow to eat tonight.
"grandfather!"
Liu Shuyue watched for a while and could not stand it any longer, so she spoke out to interrupt their farce.
She pretended not to know what they were doing and said curiously, "Grandpa, what are you doing? You're out of breath."
Liu Chengze's eyes rolled, and he pulled Liu Shuyue over with a smile and put the whip into her hand.
"Grandpa wanted to see if he was old and his skills had deteriorated."
"Looking pretty good now, he's still in good health. He should be able to hold on for a few more years."
Wuhua: [The handsome guy is now blessed with good fortune. Barring any unexpected events, he should live to be eighty.]
Liu Shuyue: [Wow, my great-grandson is born now, right? I wonder if he can still hold him.]
Zhou Yunshen felt that she was thinking too far ahead.
If Liu Chengze can carry it, he can definitely do it too.
Liu Shuyue asked curiously, "Grandpa, you came just like that. What's the meaning of giving me a whip?"
"Grandpa tells you, men know men best. Those who appear to be well-behaved and gentle in daily life may be like this behind the scenes. Your father is a good example."
"Now that you're pregnant, I'm most worried that some people will be unable to bear the loneliness. Grandpa has connections and informants in the court. If he does anything wrong, Grandpa will help you deal with him."
"But if someone hides in the house and has some ulterior motives, grandpa won't even know."
"If you get wind of this, don't hesitate, whip him hard!"
"A man cannot be made without a beating, a husband cannot be made into a useful person without a beating. No need to show mercy, just beat him hard!"
Huahua gave a thumbs up: [The old man is really cruel! ]
Liu Shuyue evaded the question, "Grandpa, I'm a lady from a wealthy family. It's so rude to whip someone. People will talk about me!"
"What are you talking about? You are legitimately defending your own interests. What else can you say?"
"Besides, this whip is so light and small, what harm can it do?"
"Go ahead and hit him. If he tries to run away, go to the palace and cry to the emperor, saying he bullied you and asking him to seek justice for you!"
Liu Shuyue: […Light? Small? Can't cause any harm? Did my grandfather lose his memory? How can he lie with his eyes open!]
Huahua: [Dragon bones are python bones, and whips made from them are indeed very light. In a sense, he was only half-truthful, but he's not completely blind.]
Liu Shuyue nodded.
I see, I’m half blind!
Huahua: [But Old Man Bai treasures this whip very much. Your grandfather is just borrowing it for use. Can you just give it away?]
Liu Shuyue: [That's... what a pity. This whip is indeed small and very convenient to carry around.]
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