[Last time it was just one or two small farts, this time it was a series of farts. Her digestive system is really amazing.]
System: [Thanks to your mother. Since the soybean incident, Jiang Liuli has stopped eating soy products. Your mother has been feeding her lots of green leafy vegetables and also gave her lots of sweet potatoes and potatoes.]
Everyone suddenly realized that sweet potatoes are indeed prone to causing flatulence.
It seems that these foods will be banned two days before the banquet.
Jiang Shuyue: [She's my real mother! Huh? Why did you stop? Keep going. We won't laugh at you.]
No way!
Zhou Luming gritted his teeth and almost broke.
Farting is not funny, but listening to Jiang Shuyue's inner thoughts and then the fart sounds is extremely funny.
She was so upset that she didn't want to leave.
"Jiang Liuli, what's wrong with you? Why are you farting?"
Jiang Liuli's face turned red and blue. Doesn't she understand the principle of seeing the truth but not saying it out loud?
Damn Chen Furong, since she brought trouble upon herself, it’s not my fault.
Jiang Liuli squeezed out two tears: "If you say that, I can't help it. We are friends after all. No matter what you do, I won't blame you."
[Goodness, you're trying to put the blame on Chen Furong for the fart incident? Such a strong sisterly bond.]
I didn’t expect her to be such a Jiang Liuli!
Everyone had the answer in their hearts. No matter what the relationship between their children and Jiang Liuli was, they had to order them to keep their distance.
Anyone who meets this kind of woman will be unlucky.
"The Empress Shufei has arrived!"
Before Chen Furong realized Jiang Liuli's conspiracy, Concubine Shu arrived with a group of palace servants.
Jiang Shuyue: [Is this Concubine Shu? I thought she was a delicate beauty, but she's actually a walking gold nugget. Even the Emperor isn't as dazzling as her. How did she do it?]
A walking gold nugget...
I didn’t think so before, but now I see…it really looks like it!
System: [Shufei's family is the Jiangnan Weaving Factory, and her mother's family is a wealthy Jiangnan merchant. When she first met the Emperor, she was wearing a dress embroidered with golden chrysanthemums. So, over time, no one minded her extravagant attire.]
[I remember that in the original novel, she became the Imperial Noble Consort, whose status was second only to the Empress. Later, she even allowed the Fourth Prince to attack my husband. This woman is quite ambitious.]
System: [More than just ambition, she and the Queen pretended to be close sisters, being subservient in every way except for food and clothing. In reality, she hated the Queen deeply and later turned her into a human stick.]
Chu Xiner broke out in a cold sweat.
The queen was her cousin, a kind and dignified person. She never expected that she would end up like this.
Jiang Shuyue: [Where's the big news you mentioned earlier? Can you tell me about it now?]
System: [Let me start with a small story. Three years later, she falsely accused the Queen of adultery. The adulterer was a guard, but that man was actually Concubine Shu's old lover, or more accurately, a bootlicker.]
[A dog licks a dog, and in the end, he has nothing left and even his own life is at stake! ]
The system puffed out its beard and glared, expressing its disdain for people like Concubine Shu.
[More than that, the emperor originally only killed one guard, but Concubine Shu was afraid that the matter would be leaked, so she sent people to kill the guard's entire family, even sparing a six-month-old child.]
[The poor lover thought that Concubine Shu would pave the way for his son's success, but in the end, he was waiting for a meeting in the underworld. After Concubine Shu became the Queen Mother, she also kept thirty male lovers. Their beauties...tsk tsk tsk]
Jiang Shuyue became interested: [How is her beauty? So stunning that she can make fishes sink to the bottom of their waters, geese drop to the ground, the moon hide in shame, and flowers blush to shame?]
[Look at your eight o'clock position. Is there a short, thick man with a beard?]
Jiang Shuyue looked up and saw that there was indeed a guard there, who was particularly eye-catching among the 1.80-meter-tall people.
Judging from his appearance, he is about 1.71 meters tall, a head shorter than others.
The man with a reddish-brown beard stood out among the guards.
Jiang Shuyue was very confused and puzzled: [Shufei...she likes dwarfs?]
[You're looking for sugar cane in a pile of carrots. Too picky! She just thinks this kind of man is big and masculine, and she especially likes beards.]
Combing her beard, braiding her beard, and finding white rice scraps in her beard are all things she loves to do. Her interests are linked to taste.
Everyone agreed: What an interesting interest.
One or two would be fine, but thirty...it's a miracle that she could find so many bearded men.
Jiang Shuyue regretted that she should not have prepared a small whip, but a box of fake beards.
System: [She also likes stinky tofu, fermented bean curd, and stinky salted eggs. She even goes so far as to dip fried cicadas in fermented bean curd sauce. She also wants to try earthworm ramen next time; it's quite strong.]
No no no, this isn't heavy, this is scary...
Concubine Shu ate with gusto something that even pigs wouldn't eat. This woman is even scarier than an omnivore...
Jiang Shuyue was curious: [She's so...peculiar, isn't she afraid of disturbing the Emperor?]
To avoid arousing suspicion, Concubine Shu not only used a large amount of spices to fumigate the bedroom, but also rinsed her mouth with them and pretended to have a sweet breath in front of the emperor.
Actually, those aromas were all spices, and her back teeth were stained.
[Before coming here, she ate a piece of durian and rinsed her mouth with three cups of spiced water.]
Wow~~ You are really willing to sacrifice your life just for a bite of food.
Why not add something to her spice and kill her while she's high?
System: [No, no, no, no. Killing someone with your own hands will bring bad consequences, and your path to ascension will be completely cut off.]
[Just kidding~~ But you should have told me later. Now I feel like the way she looks at me is full of the strong smell of stinky fermented bean curd...]
After hearing this, the ladies from prominent families seemed to have sensed it as well.
Usually they praised Concubine Shu for her fragrant scent, but now they knew there was a foul odor underneath the spices.
When the emperor saw the real-time report brought by the palace servants, his tongue bulged in his mouth.
He kissed Concubine Shu this morning!
King Huai gloated: "Don't worry, my royal brother. I have already rinsed my mouth with spices, so just pretend you didn't know."
Zhou Yunshen agreed: "Yeah, just act crazy and it will be fine after a while."
Bullshit! Is this something that can be fixed in a short time?
He finally understood that none of these brothers were reliable, and the national teacher was the best.
The emperor threw himself into Murong Tianci's shoulder and sobbed.
Murong Tianci patted the emperor's head and said, "Don't worry, Third Brother. I have a plan to help you solve your problems."
"Oh? Tell me, brother!"
"I can give you two needles to block your sense of smell and taste. That way, no matter what Concubine Shu eats, you won't be able to smell or feel it."
The emperor pushed Murong Tianci away and kicked him in the butt.
"Heartless creature! Come, deliver my order: from now on, three-quarters of the imperial spice supply will be cut off, leaving only a portion for basic use by the various palaces. Anyone found smuggling spices will be killed!"
The emperor smirked and said, "I want to see if she can still eat those things without the spices suppressing them!"
Zhou Yunshen felt that the emperor was more like a villain at this time.
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