Chapter 50: Drunk Cha Cha wants to conquer the world with her talent



Thinking of the message sent by the emperor, the queen took a few more sips of green tea and rinsed her mouth.

If that man touches Concubine Shu again, he will never be able to set foot in Fengyi Palace!

Jiang Shuyue: [The Queen is truly beautiful, she looks so golden! How could such a beautiful woman be with such a strange uncle? Heaven is so unfair.]

System: [They were childhood sweethearts. When Murong Ling was five, she pinned the emperor to the ground and rubbed him. When she was six, she pretended to be a ghost and scared the emperor so much that he wet his pants. Since then, they have been inseparable.]

[It can be said that the emperor's rough and tumble nature was honed by her. Murong Ling is truly a heroine.]

The queen was quite proud.

She didn't dare tell anyone about these things, but she didn't expect that the small system would dig them out.

As expected, pure gold is not afraid of time and can shine no matter how long it takes.

Jiang Shuyue: [What a pity! Such a good person died so tragically. How could the emperor have the heart to do that?]

The queen was also puzzled.

Although the young man had become the emperor, he still respected and loved her and never felt wronged.

How could he believe that she had committed adultery and allow others to torture her to death?

I don’t believe it, even if you kill me.

The system lamented, "In fact, the Emperor banished her to the cold palace to protect her. A few years later, the Crown Prince became disabled due to an accident, and the Empress's family was embroiled in a scandal and overwhelmed. The Fourth Prince joined forces with his brothers to put pressure on the Empress, and the Emperor was helpless."

The queen's heart skipped a beat, and she snapped a thread.

"Shu Yue, you said the prince..."

Jiang Shuyue blinked: [Crown Prince? What Crown Prince? Did I say anything just now?]

The Queen immediately changed her tone, "The Crown Prince is not young anymore. I don't know what his future holds. I'm very worried about him."

"Ah... well... maybe, probably, maybe, good luck will come to me."

[As long as you don't look for that time-traveling girl, everything should be fine.]

A time-traveling girl?

The queen’s brain cells are a little insufficient, she doesn’t understand what time travel is.

Jiang Shuyue: [As I recall, the Crown Prince was bewitched by a time-traveling woman, and then dumped his childhood sweetheart. Out of shame and anger, she threw herself against a wall and died. General Zhao, enraged at the thought of his son's death, joined forces with the Fourth Prince to rebel against him.]

System: [That's right, the prince's fiancée is General Zhao's only relative and his most beloved granddaughter. If she dies, won't Old Zhao go crazy?]

Jiang Shuyue: [The Crown Prince met this time-traveling girl when he was tricked by the Second Prince into hanging out at a brothel, right? As far as I remember, they hadn't met at that time.]

The system nodded: [It should be the second day of next month. The time-traveling girl was sold into a brothel and rescued by the Second Prince. To repay the favor, she willingly became a pawn in order to seduce the Crown Prince. But the Second Prince wasn't lying either. The time-traveling girl was the Fourth Prince's accomplice. They conspired together to eliminate the Crown Prince and the Second Prince, and poisoned the Third Prince. After the Fourth Prince ascended the throne, the Fifth and Youngest Princes also didn't escape.]

[That time-traveling woman killed Murong Tianci and became the Imperial Preceptor. She has as many concubines as the Imperial Concubine. She even has a famous saying.]

[Let me think about what it was...: A man can have three wives and four concubines, but I can have nine wives and twelve concubines. I don't believe in heaven or fate, I only believe in myself.]

Jiang Shuyue wanted to slap her.

It is a good thing to have ambition, but the law of cause and effect is inextricable, and very few things in the world can escape it.

Even if there is, it can't be a poisonous insect that harms people.

Besides, is it that easy to escape? Her ability to travel through time is a gift from heaven, yet she is so arrogant. Does she really think she is special?

The queen didn't look too good.

The second prince lost his mother at a young age. She felt sorry for the child because he was so young and had no one to take care of him, so she raised him herself.

They usually acted like friendly brothers, but she didn't expect that he would harm her son behind her back.

Fortunately, she was still planning to choose a concubine for the second prince the day before yesterday. It seems that she has to look for a new candidate.

Jiang Shuyue picked up a pot of wine and sniffed it: [What is this? It smells really good!]

【Wait, don't! 】

It was too late for the system to stop it.

Jiang Shuyue smelled the scent of the same kind of bamboo and drank half a pot of wine in a few gulps.

The system had a sad face and wanted to bury its head in its crotch.

[Don’t call me later, I don’t know you. ]

Queen: It’s just a drink, so what?

"Shu Yue, are you okay?"

Jiang Shuyue's face flushed, and her big watery eyes revealed a sign of madness.

"Jinfeng! You finally shed your hair? I told you your hair was too thick and would catch fire. It must be hot in the summer, right? It's good to take it off. Look how smooth it is now!"

Jiang Shuyue hugged the queen's arm and rubbed it.

Xiao Wei screamed in surprise, "How dare you! Let go of the Queen!"

"Eh? Why is Little Dove here too?"

"The little turtledove is actually talking! You must be practicing very hard! But no matter how hard you practice, it can't change the fact that you are a turtledove. This is the gap between species."

Xiaowei: You are a turtledove, your whole family are turtledoves!

"Jinfeng, where are all your baby hairs? Give me a few and I'll take them back to light the stove!"

Queen: "This..." How could I have any lanugo?

"Woo woo, my Golden Phoenix, how did you become so stingy? I know, it must be that bastard Jinwu who taught you."

"I told you long ago that the Golden Crow is no good. Look, it doesn't even have hair. How good can a hairless creature be?"

System: [...Host, you are a green tea spirit, and you have no hair...]

"Jinwu, you bastard, you plucked my golden phoenix's hair. I won't forgive you."

"Shu Yue, where are you going?"

The queen hurried to catch up, but Jiang Shuyue had already climbed to the roof of Fengyi Palace.

He put his hands on his hips and pointed to the sky: "Jinwu, come down here and hand over the golden phoenix feather. I promise not to scold you!"

White clouds drifted by, blocking out the sun.

Jiang Shuyue grabbed the tiles and threw them wildly.

"Come out here, you cowardly bird! You used to peck at my leaves, and now you're bullying my sisters. How could she marry a stingy bird like you? You have a miserable life!"

"The ocean is all water, and your brain is all shit! Next time you pass the tribulation, I'll send down a massive thunderbolt that'll strike you like a madman!"

"If you don't come out, I'll let my husband bite you!"

Jinwu: Are you polite?

Zhou Yunshen: What do you take me for?

"What are you still standing there for? Get her down now!"

The queen was anxious. If she waited any longer, her Fengyi Palace would be demolished!

Xiaowei ordered someone to bring a ladder and climbed up with several guards.

Jiang Shuyue exclaimed: "System, look! A gorilla is climbing a tree! Awoo, awoo~~"

The guards wanted to cry.

It’s fine to call them gorillas, but what do you mean by squatting on the roof and howling like a wolf?

Forget about the wolf howling, why don’t you find a safer place.

If you fall badly, will we still be alive?

Sister, can you please think about others?

"A monkey has one mouth, an orangutan has two arms, and a golden crow has three legs, one of which is super short."

"I'm so talented! Should I take the exam for the top spot? Millennium Chacha takes first place!"

Jiang Shuyue put her hands on her hips and laughed wildly.

System: ...It’s too shameful to watch. It’s really too shameful to watch.

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