"Brother, I... wuwu, my younger brother feels so miserable. He has to be a widower when he's old, wuwu!"
Liu Chengen kicked him in disgust.
"You're such an uneducated person! You always tell me to read more books, but you don't listen! What do you mean by widower? Only a widower is someone whose wife has died. You're divorcing her!"
"Oh, yeah, that's not me."
Liu Chengze sniffed and the pain in his heart seemed to be less severe.
But Liu Chengen felt very uncomfortable.
The new clothes he specially prepared today to meet his little granddaughter were soiled by his stinky little brother. It’s so unlucky!
"Dad, my brother and sister-in-law will be back soon. Should we prepare dinner?"
"Yes, yes, and prepare a pot of good green tea. My little granddaughter will definitely like it!"
Chen Yunying went over to take care of it.
With nothing to do before dinner, Jiang Chen went into the house to take a bath, while Jiang Shuyue and Zhou Sesheng played with the cat outside.
Jiang Shuyue: "Xiao Sheng, your father looks several years younger than the emperor. Why did you say the emperor called him Second Brother?"
"Originally, my father was the third brother, but he thought Uncle Emperor was stupid and foolish, always had an expression that looked like he deserved a beating, and didn't act like a big brother, so he had a fight with Uncle Emperor and insisted on being his second brother."
"Dare to hit the emperor? That's really impressive."
"Not only that, I heard that Uncle Emperor was naughty since he was young, and even the late emperor couldn't control him. It wasn't until Daddy showed up and beat Uncle Emperor that he became obedient. The late emperor was very pleased with this."
Jiang Shuyue: "Relieved? The late emperor... is quite interesting."
System: [That's right. The emperor used to be a scoundrel who climbed up the roof and ripped off the tiles. The previous emperor was a very refined man, but he was tormented by him. Only the big villain ignored everyone's eyes and hit the dragon's head and beat the dragon's bottom. The previous emperor was very happy to think that someone could control his son.]
"As expected, goblins and humans have different mindsets. If anyone hits my son, I'll fight them to the death."
System: [This group of people is quite strange. You know that these three children are not Zhou Yunshen's biological children, right?]
Jiang Shuyue nodded.
System: [Zhou Yunshen adopted these three children out of gratitude. For example, Zhou Sesheng's biological father was just a hunter. He saved his life when the villain was injured, resulting in the murder of his entire family. The villain then brought Xiaosheng back to raise him.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Those damn bastards, they persecuted such a cute child! They deserve death!]
[They are dead. The villain had them torn to pieces and skinned alive. There were 301 of them in total. They were all killed.]
Zhou Sesheng fell silent.
His biological father is just a hunter, and his family background is not as good as that of his older brothers and sisters. I wonder what his mother would think when she finds out.
Jiang Shuyue: [The villain finally did something human! Xiao Sheng must have had a hard time before, so give him a big chicken drumstick tonight! Should I also give him a marrow cleansing pill? Since he's young, it'll definitely be more effective.]
Zhou Sesheng was a little curious: "Mother, my life experience..."
"What background? You're my son, that's all. Xiaosheng, do you like candy beans? The kind your second uncle eats. They don't taste great, but they're good for your health."
Jiang Shuyue: [Why did he ask that just now? Did I let something slip again?]
System: [No, you didn't say anything just now.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Really? But why do I always feel weird?]
Zhou Sesheng quickly changed the subject: "Mom, we are going to meet many other uncles tonight, right? I hope they also brought gifts."
"Yeah, I can collect gold, silver and treasures again. I'm happy."
Jiang Shuyue laughed out loud in her heart.
System: ...You laugh like a villain...
As the two were talking, they heard a roar coming from inside the house.
System: [Alright, get ready to see the handsome boy.]
Handsome guy? She had seen what her second brother looked like before. It was just a marrow cleansing, not plastic surgery. What was there to be good about?
"Little sister, have you been waiting for a long time? Brother is here!"
As the door opens, a refreshing fragrance hits you in the face.
When Jiang Shuyue saw the person coming, she tilted her head blankly.
This nose and eyes look like the second brother, but every part seems to have been beautified. Putting them together, he is not only twice as handsome, but also several levels higher.
And what's up with this height?
He grew from 1.75 meters to 1.87 meters, grew more than ten centimeters taller by taking a bath, and even changed his head. This, this, this, this... How can I explain this to my grandfather!
…………
In the dining room, three young men surrounded Jiang Chen and looked at him.
"Cousin, I haven't seen you for three months. Have you changed your head? Where did you learn this technique? Tell my second cousin about it."
"Don't talk nonsense, it's clearly a disguise. Let Third Cousin see how many faces you have stuck on!"
The two twins pinched Jiang Chen's face and refused to let go.
Jiang Chen chuckled foolishly: "Hehe, this is all thanks to Instructor Hai. Taking more baths is really good for your health!"
Everyone: ...
Good boy, you are so ungrateful after getting the advantage. Who are you trying to piss off to death?
"This is my sister and nephew, right? Niuniu is really pretty, and my nephew is also pretty. What books have you read? Have you ever copied the Strategies of the Warring States? It's so exciting to copy it."
The two twins happily put their faces in front of Jiang Suyue and were immediately punched twice.
The eldest cousin Liu Zhengshen grabbed his two younger brothers by the ears and threw them aside.
"Look at what you look like! Niuniu just arrived, are you going to scare her away?"
"Niuniu, ignore them. Grandpa is punishing them by making them copy books. They're trying to trick you into helping them."
Jiang Shuyue chuckled.
Copying books? That's impossible, even if I die.
System: [Detection! This is your eldest cousin, the only son of your uncle Liu Tao. He looks like a modest gentleman...]
Jiang Shuyue became excited: [Could it be that he is a little pervert inside? ]
Liu Zhengshen: Who is perverted? The whole world is perverted, he can't be perverted!
System: [That's not the case. He is indeed a gentleman and usually speaks very little. However, that's not because he's upright, but because he's shy. He's a very reserved person.]
Last time, two of his junior students came to him for help. He looked calm, but he was actually so excited that he stayed up all night for two nights to help them with their lessons.
[Although he was ruthless just now, he felt deeply for his two younger brothers and even wrote a box of notes for them.]
[My little brother is drooling, record it. My little brother wet the bed, record it. My little brother peed in public again.]
My younger brother lost a tooth today. It’s clearly Brother’s Tooth Lost Day.
[My little brother beat someone up. Even this chubby little ball of flesh can beat someone up. He's a genius! Woohoo, my little brother got beaten up. So pitiful.]
[Wow, my little brother is being punished to copy. What should I do? I really want to help him copy his books! But I'm the older brother, I have to be a role model for him when he goes out! Wow, this is so painful. I wish I had eight arms!]
Jiang Shuyue understood.
The eldest cousin’s booklet is full of negative information about the three brothers!
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