"Indecent assault, wuwu, Grandpa, I can't find anyone worthy of being molested!"
"You little girl, you're really wild. I'm not enough for you? You're dreaming about molesting men?"
The tip of Jiang Shuyue's nose felt cold and a little wet.
"Hmm~~ Ice!"
"Ice? Let me warm my hands first."
It was already spring, and the fire in the house had not been extinguished yet. Zhou Yunshen lit the fire, rubbed his hands, and leaned against it.
"The villain?"
Jiang Shuyue rubbed her eyes.
She was woken up in the middle of her sleep, her mind was still confused, and she had no idea what she had said.
The system was also asleep, and it squinted its eyes dizzily along with Jiang Shuyue.
"Didn't you say you were going on business? Why are you back so soon?"
"When you're done, go home early."
Zhou Yunshen was actually very busy. He sped up the process today and killed half of his subordinates before he rode back overnight.
My hands became so cold after being exposed to the night wind for a long time.
He rubbed his hands to warm them, took off his coat and put it aside, then sat down on the bed and gave her a bag of almond candies.
"When I was on patrol today, I passed by the market and saw many people buying almond candies. I brought you a bag."
"Hey, today is a great day. Everyone gave me gifts."
"But you can't eat it until tomorrow. Today is too late."
Jiang Shuyue had already opened the paper package. The rich almond flavor combined with the sweet malt aroma, the simple taste rushed straight into her brain, making her saliva whet her appetite, but she was not allowed to eat it.
What a sin!
Seeing her unhappy eyes, Zhou Yunshen reached out and hugged her: "Be good, eat tomorrow, I'll ask them to buy you other snacks, forget it today."
"oh."
Jiang Shuyue: [My almond candy...how about I sneak up and eat it while he's asleep?]
System: [The villain was assassinated and raised, so he can wake up at the slightest noise. This trick won't work.]
[Woo woo, my almond candy~~]
Zhou Yunshen suppressed his laughter and took a small piece from the paper bag: "You can only eat this much."
"Okay dick!"
Second one?
System: [Why are you calling the big villain "Second Brother"?]
Jiang Shuyue: [Didn't he defeat the emperor and become the second brother? That's why he's called Lao Er!]
[Speaking of which, the villain is quite willful. He's quite upset and he's angry at everything. Look, he even dared to beat up the crown prince because he was upset. I don't think there's anything he wouldn't dare to do.]
[But I think he likes me a little bit. I don’t know what he likes about me. Do you think he is mesmerized by my beauty?]
System: [Host, although you are not human and have no moral values, you must still speak with conscience.]
Zhou Yun deeply agreed with this.
"When I first saw you, Madam, I was struck by your beauty and was overwhelmed by her."
Jiang Shuyue was stunned for a moment, covering her mouth and laughing in her heart.
[I told you, the public has sharp eyes! Beauty is the biggest killer!]
system:……
No, villain, do you have any special hobbies? Or... are you blind?
"I'm not blind. I thought you were interesting at first, but later I found that it was very comfortable to get along with you. Shu Yue's obedient appearance is very similar to an orange."
"Orange? Do I look wrinkly?"
"Orange is the fur I raised when I was a kid. It's orange and very gluttonous. Besides eating, drinking, and sleeping, it loves to flutter at birds and scratch me."
Zhou Yunshen leaned close to her ear and blew gently: "Same as you."
"I'm not done yet! I just like roast chicken."
"How about I take off my clothes and you see the scratches on my back?"
Jiang Shuyue whimpered inwardly: [No, no, I'm too old to handle this, my back is sore! System, please save me.]
System: [The system is offline and in hibernation...]
[Dog system! If a war breaks out, you'll definitely be a fence-sitter!]
[But then again, why is my waist so sore after eating the almond candy? It also feels bloated and uncomfortable. Did the villain drug me?]
How could he do such a thing? And he tasted it before buying it.
Apart from being so sweet that it can kill you, there is no sign of poison.
Settlement of accounts, could it be...
Zhou Yunshen picked her up and touched her little peach, which gave her goose bumps all over her body.
"What are you doing? It's itchy!"
“You are…”
Zhou Yunshen was stunned, and a feeling of helplessness surged in his heart, making him feel both amused and helpless.
"Xiao Tao, prepare hot water for your young lady to bathe, and change the mattress."
She might have bad thoughts when taking a bath, but not when changing the mattress.
Jiang Shuyue felt it carefully and felt extremely embarrassed.
[No, it seems like he just left not long ago? Why is he here again?]
The system dazedly opened its eyes: [Perhaps your original body was too weak, and since you were converted from green tea essence, your body still feels a bit out of tune, so you might have some rejection reactions. This is normal.]
How come she had never heard of this?
The system yawned: "Calm down. Think about it, you only had one period in the past two or three months. This month, I'm giving you a double period. Are you surprised or surprised?"
Jiang Shuyue wanted to crush Tiandao to death, so she airdropped her in to at least arrange things nicely.
What is going on?
Jiang Shuyue burst into tears: "I don't care. I'm going to search the streets for green tea tomorrow. I want to buy Dali pills, Yaotong pills, Zhixue pills, and Wuji Baifeng pills!"
"The Dali Pills are useless to you. There are no Yaotong Pills. You can ask the old man at the Imperial Hospital for Wuji Baifeng Pills. As for Zhixue Pills... you can't use them. They'll cause amenorrhea, which is bad for you."
She wanted to cry, no, she was already crying.
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