Jiang Shuyue felt better when she heard that Jiang Liuli was not well.
Jiang Shuyue: [Deserved! The best thing about plum luck is bad breath, bad feet, and bad armpits, it's enough to suffocate Jiang Liuli.]
System: [That's about right. Mei Yunqi didn't brush his teeth this morning, and he drank a lot of wine and ate green onions last night.]
【That taste must be very solid! 】
Jiang Shuyue chuckled secretly, thinking that no one could notice, but the gloating expression was written all over her face.
[It's a pity we didn't bring anything with us. If we had given it to Jiang Liuli right now, her expression would have definitely been better.]
The prince, who was within a hundred meters, immediately thought of the fruit his mother had given him as tribute from a vassal state.
It is said that it was taken away from Concubine Shu.
It doesn’t matter whether it tastes good or not. What matters is that the shell is hard and thorny, which is great for hitting people or for self-defense.
The prince lifted the carriage curtain and ordered, "Take out the durian flesh and give it to Miss Jiang Er. Make sure she finishes it."
"And, give her my stinky candy too!"
Xiaoliu stretched his head and grabbed a handful of stinky candies and stuffed them into his father-in-law's mouth. "This is a candy specially made by this prince. Tell her to eat it well and eat it with all her heart."
"I obey your command!"
The prince patted Xiaoliu's head and said, "Xiaoning, you've become a bad person."
Xiao Liu stuck out his tongue, made a face, and burrowed into the prince's arms: "I just couldn't finish it, I didn't mean to bully you."
"Brother knows that our Xiaoliu is the most well-behaved and kind-hearted."
Xiaoliu grinned, revealing a mouthful of missing teeth, and snuggled into the prince's arms again.
The system excitedly called out: [Alarm, alarm! Jiang Liuli is in trouble!]
Jiang Shuyue was eating a bun and almost choked: [Let her have her own bad luck, don't let it affect me!]
System: [Sorry, but the prince just sent me a rotten durian. I was so moved that I felt sick while eating it, but I was also grateful for the prince's gift.]
Jiang Shuyue laughed non-stop: [Hahaha, bad breath, bad feet, plus the smell of durian, will Jiang Liuli become a walking stink bomb? ]
[That's not the case, but the Sixth Prince's special stinky candy is different. The Sixth Prince particularly enjoys making dark dishes. Yesterday, he even made a dish of ugly fish jelly, and the fishy smell was overwhelming.]
[The candy I'm giving Jiang Liuli this time is made from stinky fish jelly, with crushed rotten eggs added to it. It should taste delicious!]
Jiang Shuyue couldn't help but burst into laughter in the carriage: "It's more than just delicious, this smell will definitely make her feel crazy."
"No, I want to go and see. Jiang Liuli's expression must be very interesting! Xiaotao, bring my little strawberry over here."
Xiaotao brought a donkey, Jiang Shuyue grabbed two strawberries and threw them into the donkey's mouth, then happily rode away on the donkey.
It was almost noon and the team was taking a break to prepare lunch.
Jiang Liuli held a stinky durian in her left hand and a stinky candy in her right hand, and stuffed them into her mouth.
"Thank you, Your Highness. This taste is simply... so special. I... ugh~~ I will never forget it."
"Hey, sister, are you eating? What is it? It smells so special."
Jiang Liuli was feeling nauseous, but when she saw her coming, she suppressed her nausea and pretended to enjoy it.
"Sister, are you awake? These things are rare, and I want to share some with you. Unfortunately, they are rewards from the Second Prince. If I share them with you, it might make the Second Prince suspicious, so..."
"It's okay, it's my fault for being a step late."
"I woke up and heard you were here, so I thought I'd get you some flower cakes to fill your stomach and chat with you, but I didn't expect the Second Prince to get there first."
"Sister, don't just stand there in a daze. Come and eat quickly. Don't let the two princes down."
Jiang Liuli originally wanted to eat up these disgusting things even if she died for the sake of the two princes.
But when I heard about flower cakes, I suddenly felt that the thing in my hand was even more disgusting.
How can she eat it?
Eunuch Qin said with a smile, "Second Miss, the Second Prince rarely gives gifts to others. It's already dinner time, and I have to hurry back to serve the Prince."
What I mean is, don’t waste my time, it’s annoying!
"Sister, don't forget the candy that the little prince gave you! You can't just focus on the Crown Prince and hurt the little prince's feelings!"
"Thank you for the reminder, sister. I am only grateful to the Sixth Prince."
Jiang Liuli took three candies, threw away the paper bag and stuffed them into her mouth.
This fruit is disgusting, but luckily there is candy to suppress it. If you think about it carefully, that little idiot is not useless.
Jiang Shuyue stared at her, muttering to herself, "One, two, three! Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"
After Jiang Liuli took three candies into her mouth, her pretty face was completely deformed.
Various rich flavors exploded in her mouth, making her head numb.
Is this a smell that would appear in the human world?
"Ugh~~"
"Hey, hey, hey, sister, what do you mean? This is a token of your Highness's love, how can you spit it out?"
"No, I... ugh..."
Eunuch Qin waved his whisk and snorted coldly, "Hmph, this is the first time I've met someone like the Second Young Lady. Well, I'll tell the Second Highnesses everything about your attitude. You'll just have to take care of yourself!"
"Wait a minute, eunuch..."
Jiang Liuli was about to vomit out the food she had eaten the previous night, and she really didn't have the strength to stop Eunuch Qin.
She glared at Jiang Liuli fiercely.
System: [Based on my research on humans, the look in her eyes right now probably means she wants to kill you.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Haha, I just like seeing people trying to fuck me but failing!]
"Please stay, eunuch! Liuli is in delicate health and had an upset stomach this morning, so she's being rude. Heaven and earth know how grateful she is to the two princes."
Mei Yunqi rushed out of the carriage and blocked Eunuch Qin's way.
He secretly took two silver bills from his sleeve and stuffed them into Eunuch Qin's hand.
"You still have to accept..."
Jiang Shuyue: [Haha, bribery! If I were Eunuch Qin, I'd take the money first, then file a complaint! Anyway, it's a scumbag's money, so why not take it?]
Eunuch Qin also thought it made sense when he heard it.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will surely be happy to know that he has contributed to the scumbag.
Eunuch Qin said with a smile, "If you had said this earlier, everything would have been fine. Okay, I know how to respond now. Lady Xiaomei can rest assured."
"Thank you for your understanding, cousin. It's been a long time since we last met. I miss you so much."
System: [I miss his grandma's legs! Don't you even look at yourself? Your shoehorn face is almost longer than Little Strawberry's donkey face. How dare you say such things?]
[Host, you're right, his urine is indeed matte. How can he not even look at himself?!]
Jiang Shuyue gave the system a thumbs up: [System, you've learned bad things, but I like it!]
The system also likes it, and it feels good to curse garbage occasionally.
Jiang Shuyue rode a donkey past Mei Yunqi, stopped and looked him up and down.
Mei Yunqi puffed out his chest and acted charmingly self-righteous: "Cousin, you don't have anything you want to talk about with me after not seeing me for so long."
Jiang Shuyue smiled and said, "Master Xiaomei, you have your pants on backwards."
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