Jiang Shuyue sorted out the connections: [So Jiang An married Qin Wanru's sister and had a daughter. That daughter pretended to be Mei Yunqi's fiancée and went out to pick up a gigolo, who just happened to be Eunuch Qin's nominal son?]
System: [That's right! It's a small world. After all the twists and turns, the melons are all among these few people. Isn't it exciting?]
The melon field is not big, but there are many crooked and cracked melons.
Jiang Shuyue secretly cursed Jiang An as a bastard. No, he was just a dandelion.
When the wind blows, the seeds are blown away by the wind, and no one knows where they will take root.
[They're ugly, have bad character, are hypocritical and disgusting, have no money, and only care about eating grass at home! These women are really amazing, why don't they fight back?]
The system shrugged helplessly: [Perhaps your father is too good at coaxing people, and since they have access to a limited number of bureaucrats, your father is already considered a rare talent.]
Qin Ling'er is currently imprisoned, claiming to be Mei Yunqi's fiancée and sending people to Mei Yunqi's home to collect money to release her.
This relationship made Jiang Shuyue confused again.
Qin Ling'er was an imposter, so it was understandable that she didn't want the Qin family to know. Jiang An gave her the same surname as her mother, which made sense regardless of the matter.
But why go to Mei Yunqi's house to collect money?
Could it be...
An idea popped up in Jiang Shuyue's mind, shocking her pupils.
The system chuckled: [You're right, Mei Yunqi is secretly getting together with Qin Ling'er!]
The Crown Prince and Eunuch Qin were both knowledgeable and experienced, but they had never seen such a chaotic situation.
The illegitimate daughter is with her nephew, and she even keeps a gigolo under the name of her nephew's fiancée.
When the truth was revealed, he asked his lover's family to pay to get the man out.
So... Mei Yunqi knew about this!
The prince covered his mouth to hold back his laughter, and it was very difficult to do so.
Jiang Shuyue was overjoyed: [He has a male concubine, and his mistress also has a male concubine. Negative and negative equal positive, so Mei Yunqi has two male concubines. Wonderful!]
System: [I really want to lock them in a room. It would be exciting.]
How about we knock Mei Yunqi unconscious and drag him back? I saw a dog hole under the east wall. I'll take the poison and knock him unconscious right now, okay?
May, who was guarding the beam, raised her hand silently: Master, look at this, I can climb over the wall and through the window without having to go through a dog hole.
May's presence was so low that Jiang Shuyue didn't even think of him.
The system stopped her: [You've been eating too much lately, your butt has become round. How can you fit through such a small dog hole?]
[Who said that? I'm a little rounder, but that's within reason. Besides, my roundness is really smooth. If you don't believe me, I'll show you!]
Her main theme is her unwillingness to accept defeat.
While there was still some moonlight, she changed into her roughest clothes, held a lighter in her mouth, and went out in the dark.
Jiang Shuyue: [Found it! Tongzi, I'm going to be unable to climb over later, so please help me push from behind.]
System: [Who said they were smooth and round?]
[I'm very smooth, but I'm afraid the dog hole is too rough and my clothes will get caught in it!]
Jiang Shuyue held a tinder in her mouth, pushed aside the half-man-high grass and started to crawl in.
The prince was shaking with laughter on the bed.
What should I do? I really want to see with my own eyes how the wife of the Marquis crawls through the dog hole.
The prince was debating whether to get out of bed and sneak out when he heard a noise outside.
"Ahhh! Tongzi, help me, my butt is stuck!"
The system quickly covered her mouth: "Keep your voice down! Do you want everyone to watch you drill a dog hole? Where's the smooth, silky feeling you promised me? You have such a shallow understanding of yourself!"
Jiang Shuyue still felt aggrieved: "How did I know this dog hole would not only hang my flesh, but also get stuck in my butt. It doesn't fit my butt at all!"
System: [Sister, this isn't a sanitary napkin, why does it have to fit snugly against your butt?]
Xiaotao, Sanhua and others who rushed over were also dumbfounded: Damn, what is going on?
Sanhua: Madam is truly a heroine, daring to think and act, a great person.
May: Madam Ka's seat...should I turn around? I'm afraid the Marquis will dig out my eyes.
Xiao Tao: Fortunately, the lady has thick skin, otherwise she would have been torn into a bloody mess.
Jiang Shuyue didn't know that three people were staring at her butt.
She whimpered in her heart: [Tongzi, please help me push up. I have a feeling that if I push harder, I can get out!]
Sanhua and Xiaotao looked at each other, and after a glance, Xiaotao took action. She held Jiang Shuyue's butt and pushed forward hard, and immediately heard Jiang Shuyue's scream.
"It hurts, it hurts, Tongzi, please be gentle, my waist is getting tighter!"
System: ... [Sorry, it wasn't me who pushed it.]
"If it's not you? Then who is it?"
Xiao Tao smiled sheepishly and said, "Miss, it's my servant."
Jiang Shuyue: ... [It's over, my butt has been seen! Tongzi, can you help me check, is it peach-shaped or steamed bun-shaped now?]
System: [Is the shape important?]
Jiang Shuyue nodded vigorously: "Of course! Even if I die, I have to die with dignity and leave a good impression."
system:……
Xiaotao and others: ...
Sanhua hugged her legs and pulled them back, and Jiang Shuyue started screaming again.
"Stop, stop, stop! My clothes are moving up! If you pull them down again, I'll be shirtless when I come out!"
Sanhua awkwardly scratched at the wall: "I can't push or pull it out, how about we tear it down?"
"No, the noise from demolishing the wall is too loud and will alarm others. Will you still be able to save your dignity, young lady?"
Xiaotao knew that the young lady was thick-skinned, but she was thin-skinned.
She couldn't stand this kind of socially suicidal scene, but she had to accompany the young lady, which was embarrassing.
Wu Yue pondered for a moment and said, "How about I drug everyone who wants to build the temple, and then we can start demolishing the wall?"
Huiming and the others: Are you polite?
Sanhua immediately rejected the idea: "Guiyuan Temple has martial monks, and more than half of the monks know martial arts. Not to mention whether you will make it in time, I am afraid you will be arrested yourself."
Huiming and the others: Yes, yes, yes, we want to eat melons too, so don’t come!
Wu Yue was embarrassed: "I heard that people can reach their maximum potential when they are stimulated by external forces. Otherwise, one of you can hit the lady and she will come out by herself when she feels the pain."
"Okay, okay, May, this is a good idea, come on and beat me!"
Sanhua looked at May, and May turned her head away blushing: Don’t look at me, it’s not convenient for me to be a man.
Xiao Tao also blushed and lowered her head: "I'm not strong enough, so the effect is not good."
Sanhua: Okay, just go ahead and cheat me!
She blew on her palm, raised it high, and then lowered it gently.
Jiang Shuyue: [Did someone touch me just now?]
System: [They're probably afraid of the villain's revenge, so they don't dare to take action. How about you say something to provoke them?]
Jiang Shuyue: [What should I say? I don't have any gossip about those three!]
System: [Then I'll dig some for you.]
Jiang Shuyue was so moved that tears streamed down her face: [Woo woo, Tongzi is still the best, I love you!]
Xiaotao and others: We came to save you, but you dug up our melons. Are you still human?
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