System: [I have a good suggestion. How about giving them a men's ethics class? Teach them that women are tigers and don't pick wildflowers by the roadside!]
Jiang Shuyue shook her head. A younger brother is just a younger brother. The methods he came up with were so superficial and useless.
Jiang Shuyue: [Books are just books after all. Truth comes from practice. The best way is to take them to brothels after they've learned the knowledge from books and seduce them with beautiful women. Only the gold that can withstand the burning flames is real gold!]
The system marveled at her intelligence: [You're right! I heard that before becoming the Heavenly Dao, Master Tiandao endured the temptations of ninety-nine, eight hundred and ten beauties, and he resisted them all before achieving enlightenment!]
That's why I say, practice makes perfect. Besides, you can only know a person's face, not their heart. Who can truly tell what's really going on inside someone who appears submissive? To tell if they're a mule or a horse, just take them for a walk.
Huiming and the other three monks all thought this made sense.
Huici said through lip language, "Junior brother, I think she's right. Why don't we start a course specifically to educate people about pornography, gambling, and drugs? What do you think?"
Huixin: "But what if too many people can't resist the temptation?"
Huiming: "So we need to be careful about the methods and the scale. We can discuss this privately."
Jiang Shuyue's scream interrupted their conversation: [Hurry, hurry, Jiang Liuli is about to use her ultimate move! ]
"Brother Jingyan, I have something to ask of you."
"You know my sister is very cunning and now holds a high position of power. Although she didn't accept the challenge today, she will definitely rush out to attack me tomorrow."
"Can you do me a favor and stop my sister from bullying me?"
Jiang Liuli half leaned on his shoulder, drawing circles on the monk's chest with her fingers.
Jiang Shuyue: [One circle goes into your heart, one goes straight to your head, one circle leaves you lost, one circle makes you swell up like a mushroom! Hahaha, she drew five circles, is the monk going to explode?]
The prince really didn't understand who taught her all these obscene words, one after another.
System: [The monk's hand secretly hugged Jiang Liuli. Since you can't see clearly, I'll explain it to you in detail. The monk began to breathe heavily, like this: Ahahaha, Ahahahahahaha~]
Prince: ...
The great monk is worthy of being a great monk. His breathing sounds like a donkey's, and he is definitely not an ordinary person.
"Liuli, what do you say? I'll do as you say."
"It's actually very simple. All I have to do is not show up tomorrow."
She handed a bottle of medicine to Jie Yan: "This is a knockout drug. Just a little bit can make her sleep soundly for seven hours. Brother Jie Yan, Liuli only has you. You will help me, right?"
System: [That's not a knockout drug, it's an aphrodisiac. Even more potent than the ones used by the young monks. If you drink one, you'll be crippled if not dead.]
Jiang Shuyue: [So fierce?]
System: [If you don't toss and turn for three to five hours, you will definitely not wake up. But after three to five hours, you will be useless. Think about it yourself.]
She thought of Zhou Yunshen, who was gentle yet a little bit rough, and rough yet with some romance.
Alternating between hard work and laziness, one hour is enough to make someone fall apart.
If it takes three to five hours...
Jiang Shuyue shuddered: [How cruel! But even if the drug was administered, someone had to administer it. How many of these monks would dare to break the rules?]
System: [Reporting to you, Mei Yunqi is hiding in the distance. He has a lot of tools in his luggage, and he can single-handedly take down an entire basketball team.]
Jiang Shuyue: ...
Okay, the main point is to disgust people.
She shouldn't have crawled through the dog hole yesterday. She should have let May burn down Mei Yunqi's room directly.
Jie Yan hesitated whether to take it or not. Jiang Liuli hugged his arm and rubbed it in his arms: "Brother Jie Yan, if you are scared, just tell me directly. Liuli knows that it is difficult to force someone to do something. I won't blame you."
With two soft things sticking to his body, Jie Lan's brain was unable to think.
"Okay, I promise you, I won't let that vicious woman show up tomorrow!"
"Brother Martial Law, you are so nice!"
Jiang Liuli stood on tiptoe, held the monk's head and kissed him.
System: [Kiss, kiss. The monk's mouth moved 3 degrees to the left, and the two people's lips overlapped.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Why didn’t I see it?]
System: [This system can scan with an accuracy of one centimeter. I guarantee it was absolutely mouth-to-mouth just now!]
Jiang Shuyue: [Big Braised Egg is not at a disadvantage! Wow, Big Braised Egg is making a move!]
Jie Yan hugged Jiang Liuli's waist and kissed her deeply.
Jiang Liuli struggled a few times at first, but then she stopped moving, hugged Jie Shan's neck and kissed him back passionately.
Jiang Shuyue: [Come on, place your bets. Let's bet on whether Jiang Liuli feels sick or not. I bet she feels sick to death and wants to kill the monk.]
System: [I bet she did it voluntarily. If you lose, you'll get 100 Green Tea Points.]
Jie Yan kissed Jiang Liuli until she was almost dead before letting her go. He tore off her clothes, and she was so scared that she immediately pushed the monk away, and the lantern fell to the ground.
"Brother Martial Law, it's not possible now, you...you know."
She looked at Jie Yan with a charming look in her eyes: "I am just a floating duckweed, I only want one person's heart, to be with you till we grow old together."
"Don't worry, Liuli. You treat me so well, how could I not know your feelings? When I return to secular life, I will marry you in a grand ceremony! Wait for me!"
Jie Yan handed her his lantern, swung his sleeves and happily went down the mountain to put the drugs in her place.
After Jiang Liuli and others disappeared, his face immediately darkened and he spat a few times on the ground.
The light from the lantern already made the person look extremely ferocious, and coupled with her expression, Xiaoliu was so scared that she covered her eyes and hid in the prince's arms.
The prince whispered in his ear, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. He's just a weakling. He can't hurt Xiaoliu."
"Brother Prince, are you sure she's not a ghost? She looks scarier than a ghost!"
"Nonsense, how can a ghost be that ugly? Think about the female ghosts in comic books, they can even seduce scholars. Who could she seduce? Definitely not a female ghost."
Xiaoliu felt that what the prince said made sense, so he nodded seriously.
Jiang Shuyue couldn't help but laugh out loud when she heard their conversation: [Female ghosts are prettier than Jiang Liuli. I'm dying of laughter! Ouch, she's spitting and wiping her mouth again. System, you lose.]
The system sighed: [Based on big data analysis, she should be a reckless person who doesn't care about her reputation. How could she have made such a mistake?]
Jiang Shuyue: [Meng Lang is also discerning about people. If it was the Crown Prince, I'd probably even keep his socks and underwear. Who said the monk wasn't her target?]
Prince: ...No, why are you bringing me up again? From now on, I'm going to use disposable ones. No one can steal my pants!
System: [Shh, Mei Yunqi is here with his gadget!]
It's dark, and he's carrying gadgets up the mountain. Could it be...
Jiang Shuyue picked up another chicken claw and put it in her mouth. This chicken claw seemed to taste even better.
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