"I, I'm a weak woman, so I don't want it."
"Miss, you're too polite. How can you be a weak woman when you're so ruthless? We should all learn from you!"
Lan Ruoyue gritted her teeth secretly: "This bitch actually mocked me! Who does she think she is? A mere paper figure, a country bumpkin at that, yet she dares to be so presumptuous!"
System: "Please stop talking about paper figures. Someone can kill you with a single thought!"
"I know, are you annoying?"
Lan Ruoyue swallowed her anger and pretended to be aggrieved: "I just don't want others to suffer the same hardships as me. I didn't expect you to misunderstand me. I'm sorry."
"In that case, Wuyue, you should take her with you. Miss Lan is a straightforward person who will take revenge, so you must let her do it herself."
"I do it myself? What do you mean? Hey, don't fly, I'm afraid of heights!"
Lan Ruoyue was trapped under Wu Yue's armpits and flew over, her screams reaching the sky.
Huahua: [Come and eat some melons! After Wu Yue beat someone half to death, she taught Lan Ruoyue how to kill. The girl was slightly fainted by blood, and after one slash of the knife, she fainted in the mud pit.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Doctors are also afraid of blood?]
Huahua: [Everyone says her literary career was paid for by her overbearing boss. She probably can't even tell the difference between kidneys and liver. Before she hit her head, she ate grilled chicken liver in the bathroom. It was so delicious that she ate it for a week straight and even got hemorrhoids.]
She was found three days after her death, with two chicken livers stuffed in her mouth. Unscrupulous media outlets sparked several heated discussions: A woman with hemorrhoids died for chicken livers. Is this a sign of a loss of humanity or a distortion of morality? Or was it simply because chicken livers were too delicious?
Jiang Shuyue was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter like a bell.
[Haha, this is making me laugh to death! These media outlets are incredible! How did the boss react to the news?]
Huahua: [Xiaobaba still had to maintain some semblance of respectability. Plus, his wife and Lan Ruoyue were good friends, so the two of them gave Lan Ruoyue a grand funeral, paying for all the Beijing-style fried, braised, and grilled chicken livers.]
[Every single offering was made for seven days, with each one being placed before Lan Ruoyue's tablet. A large number of reporters were also gathered to broadcast the funeral live, leading many netizens to affectionately call Lan Ruoyue: Chicken Liver Dasheng!]
Jiang Shuyue laughed louder and louder, repeating in her heart: Chicken liver wins!
The prince laughed so hard that he pounded the carriage. Xiao Liu pinched his waist fiercely: "Brother Prince, stop laughing. The carriage is shaking. Sister Shu Yue will notice!"
"Sorry, sorry, I just couldn't help myself. Chicken liver wins! Haha, who is so talented that they can come up with such a name?"
Everyone was not riding well on horseback and almost got internal injuries.
I can't look directly at chicken liver anymore.
Lan Ruoyue had a mouthful of mud in her mouth and she tried to vomit it out in a daze for two days but still couldn't vomit it all out.
When they arrived at the imperial capital, the system detected the presence of a villain and immediately sounded the alarm: "Here he comes! The biggest villain in the entire story, Zhou Yunshen, is here!"
Lan Ruoyue: "Is that silly girl's husband? Good job! Let me see what kind of devil he is who killed a million soldiers."
Lan Ruoyue pushed open the car door and aggressively faced the team heading towards the city gate.
Zhou Yunshen was sitting on horseback when he saw a cheerful figure running towards him from afar.
He dismounted, his smooth movements making Lan Ruoyue dizzy.
Lan Ruoyue: "Is this Zhou Yunshen? He's even more handsome than any celebrity I've ever seen!"
System: "Host, there are thousands of beautiful appearances, but the mission is the most important. He is your enemy, don't be fooled."
Lan Ruoyue straightened her mind and said, "Don't worry, I'm not a superficial person. It's just a pity for you, a silly girl. It must be hard to be despised by such a handsome guy, right?"
"Husband! Are you here to pick me up?"
Jiang Shuyue was about to jump into someone's arms like in the comics, but before she could run over, the stone under her feet shifted and she fell to the ground.
Lan Ruoyue felt the wind and clouds surging around her. When she opened her eyes again, she saw that Zhou Yunshen had already run behind her and caught Jiang Shuyue steadily.
She pursed her lips, feeling three parts aggrieved, three parts frightened, three parts helpless, and a little annoyed, and looked at Zhou Yunshen eagerly.
Zhou Yunshen spoke with a doting look in his eyes: "Be good, don't cry, it's all because of the uneven road surface. Come, shovel this place and repair it!"
Qiye responded seriously: "Master, repairing the ground will cost about 10,000 taels."
"Does my Zhennan Marquis Mansion even have ten thousand taels left?"
"Send a few more people to clean the road every day. I don't want this kind of thing to happen again."
Zhou Yunshen gave the order with a cold expression on his face, then turned around and seamlessly switched to a gentle expression.
"My dear, you've worked hard. Lu Ming and the others have prepared a meal. They have your favorite roast chicken and braised pork belly. How about we go home and eat first and then rest?"
"Great! You don't know, I haven't had enough to eat these past few days! Master Huiming fed me like a rabbit, forcing me to catch pheasants in the middle of the night. It was so hard!"
"Yes, I know you've worked really hard!"
If he were there, he would have beaten up those monks and forced them to prepare meat dishes every day.
It's because his subordinates are useless that his wife has to suffer like this.
Zhou Yunshen pinched the soft flesh on her waist and said with a smile: "My wife, have you been thinking about being your husband recently?"
"Ah... this... yes... yes, yes..."
Huahua: [Host, you feel guilty.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Because I was so busy eating melons that I had no time to think about it. However, I did eat a little of his melons, so I guess I missed him. I even compared his abilities with Mei Yunqi's, so at least I wasn't lying.]
Zhou Yunshen's eyes darkened, and he slowly exerted force with his fingers, digging deeper.
Not only does she not miss him, but she also compares him with that loser Mei Yunqi. It seems that there is something wrong with her perception of him.
Zhou Yunshen whispered in her ear in a deep voice: "My dear, a day is like three years. The few days you were away are like years. I miss you so much. I will take a leave of absence from court for the next two days. Do you understand?"
Jiang Shuyue's face was as red as a peach, the kind that looked almost ripe.
[Did he mean what I understood? ]
Huahua nodded frantically: [Yes, yes, that's what I mean! Host, Master Tiandao and I have applied for the recording function. Do you need me to record the screen?]
Jiang Shuyue screamed in her heart: [What the hell is screen recording? You still want to play it 24 hours a day? Little yellow flower, do you know this is paid content?]
Xiaoliu: Can I watch it for a fee? How much? I want to watch it!
Prince: No, you don’t want to!
Zhou Yunshen couldn't help but smile twice. He quite liked this function.
In the future, when I march and fight, I can see my wife's beautiful figure at any time. Just thinking about it makes me happy.
Lan Ruoyue looked at the two of them being so harmonious and affectionate with each other, and couldn't help but doubt the system.
Lan Ruoyue: "You dog system, are you sure you've got the right place? That country bumpkin is no longer just cannon fodder. I think she's a treasure!"
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