He stood in front of the stage and said, "I am only fifty steps away from you. If you can't make a choice at such a distance, how can you be called a god?"
Lan Ruoyue originally wanted him to come down so that he could get closer and see where the fruit was.
Besides, animals are delicious, so maybe you’ll be attracted by the smell.
But this damn old witch didn't fall for it!
Lan Ruoyue panicked and screamed frantically in her heart: [System, stop playing dead, come out!]
[Waste, can't you see I need your help? ]
[If you don’t get out of here, I’ll tear you apart! ]
The system has just been detached and some parts are still left.
When it heard Lan Ruoyue calling it a waste, it was so angry that its teeth and claws were bared: [You are a waste! Your whole family is waste! ]
[I told you not to play with such low-quality stuff, but you insisted. When something went wrong, you just let me clean up the mess. Why?]
[You unlucky thing, you deserve to be embarrassed! ]
Jiang Shuyue patted his head: [Don't worry~ A qualified ex-boyfriend or ex-boss is like a dead person. Just treat her like a monkey and watch the show.]
System: [Humph, this monkey of hers has done so many things, looking down on this and that, always thinking she's the heroine, but in reality, she's just mentally retarded.]
[She covets your husband, and when she can't get him, she says others have no taste, calling you a vixen, and saying you drugged the Marquis of Zhennan.]
[Some time ago, he forced me to refine the same medicine, hoping to use it on several princes and the imperial tutor.]
[Please, I'm a luck system, not a master of alchemy, okay?]
[Besides, even if such medicine existed, it would be against the will of heaven. How could I possibly give it to her?]
The Imperial Master tightened his clothes and shivered.
This shameless thing actually set his sights on him!
Please, he doesn't want to be desired by such a person!
Jiang Shuyue waited for a long time and felt sleepy. She muttered quietly, "Is it so difficult to choose between the two? Even a blind cat catching a dead mouse has a 50% chance of success!"
Zhou Yunshen nodded: "Maybe he's too stupid to even make a choice."
Although their voices were not loud, the hall was so quiet that even the sound of breathing was amplified several times.
Everyone chuckled when they heard this conversation.
Lan Ruoyue blushed profusely: [You dog system, don’t let me see you again!]
[I'll smack you every time I see you, and then I'll kill you!]
Lan Ruoyue took a deep breath, begged for mercy in her heart, and secretly pulled the rope.
The donkey's head tilted to the left.
Lan Ruoyue: "On the left hand!"
"Sure?"
Prince Zhong raised his eyebrows and smiled. Lan Ruoyue was of course not sure!
Cold sweat broke out on her back. She didn't know why, but at this moment she hated Jiang Shuyue so much.
Jiang Shuyue saw her eyes and trembled in her heart:
[Huahua, Wuhua, the way you look at her, it's like she's got knives in her eyes. I feel like she wants to slice me up and make crispy Wuhua.]
System: Who is Wuhua?
Huahua: No doubt, it's you. There are Huahua, Dahua, Erhua, and Sanhua. According to seniority, you are Wuhua.
System: ...Why not Sihua?
Huahua thought about it and said seriously: It must be because it is unlucky. It is not good to be of the same generation as the Fourth Prince.
The system sighed.
It's a bit mixed up, but at least it has a name, which is better than most systems.
Wuhua: [From what I know about her, she feels that her bad luck is all because of you. Lan Ruoyue really wants to skin you alive now.]
"But don't worry. I detected that your luck value is 70 points higher than hers. Logically, unless someone with great luck wants to attack you, she can't hurt you."
Wuhua paused, then continued, "To be precise, I can't injure you fatally, but you might still lose your limbs."
Zhou Yunshen: ...What do you mean by not being able to cause fatal injuries?
That crazy woman is not even qualified to polish his wife's shoes. If she dares to hurt anyone, don't blame him for chopping this crazy woman on the spot.
The emperor also felt that the hall had a long history and it was okay to see some blood.
"Miss Lan, have you made your choice yet? If you keep wasting time, it will be dawn soon. We don't have time to wait for you."
After Zhou Yunshen spoke, Liu Chengze also said, "Miss Lan, do you have something to hide? If you are not ready, please leave. This is not a place for showmanship."
"Who said I wasn't ready? Left, right left!"
Provoking others is extremely effective for her.
Lan Ruoyue also believed that she was a girl of destiny.
People with good fortune should be favored.
Zhong Wang opened his right hand and found nothing inside. She just breathed a sigh of relief.
King Zhong opened his left hand again, but there was still nothing inside.
Lan Ruoyue's jaw dropped, her expression twisted as she screamed, "How is this possible!"
The sound was so sharp that the Queen Mother rubbed her ears.
Prince Zhong took out the fruit from behind his collar, and said jokingly with a faint smile on his face, "It's just a trick, not even a magic trick. I didn't expect the divine donkey to not see it. What can I say?"
King Zhong threw the fruit out the door.
The donkey let out a cry and ran after the fruit.
Lan Ruoyue was so nervous that she bent the rope tightly in her hands several times.
There was no time to let go, and the donkey dragged him to the ground and dragged him towards the door.
Jiang Shuyue excitedly yelled, "The skirt is lifted up! Oh my god, what is she wearing underneath? Even pole dancers don't have it this sexy!"
Wuhua couldn't bear to watch, and covered her face in embarrassment and muttered: [I reminded her, safety pants, must wear safety pants, she just didn't listen]
The emperor really wanted to laugh when he saw this, but he glanced at the queen and forced himself to suppress his smile.
The second prince's face turned dark and he wanted to die.
Only the Fourth Prince remained calm. He immediately knelt before the Emperor and said, "Father, Lan Ruoyue's words were so serious back then. I thought she would bring prosperity to the Great Zhou. Now it seems that this is my fault."
The second prince was so frightened that his body trembled.
He was the one who introduced Lan Ruoyue to her, and the fourth brother only helped her when she opened the clinic.
If we have to talk about faults, his is the biggest one.
The second prince fell to his knees on the ground.
Jiang Shuyue: [Just now I seemed to hear the sound of my kneecap cracking. Was it an illusion?]
Huahua: [The Second Prince is 1.78 meters tall and weighs 195 kilograms. His knees would definitely not be able to withstand a sudden kneeling. They would probably be cracked if not broken.]
Jiang Shuyue had never paid attention to the Second Prince before, but now she looked at him carefully and suddenly found that the Second Prince was not only fat, but also had no royal demeanor at all.
Moreover, his facial features are very flat, with acne scars and a flat nose.
Looking at the other members, Prince Huai is handsome, the Crown Prince is elegant, Xiaoliu is playful and cute, and the thief Laosi also has some evil qualities.
Jiang Shuyue: [Although we don't have the same mother, we do have the same father. How can there be such a big difference?]
[Is the Second Prince's biological mother incredibly ugly? If so, how could she have entered the palace and gained favor?]
Huahua: [Wait a minute, let me check... I got it! ]
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