Zhou Yunshen raised his leg and kicked Zhou Xun in the thigh: "Just talk properly, why are you being so ambiguous?"
"Yes, yes, uncle, you are right! But handkerchiefs and purses are too secretive. I do have some paper fans and calligraphy that I can give to aunt."
Jiang Shuyue: [Wait, he calls me aunt? Do I look that old?]
Huahua: [Didn't you hear Zhou Xun calling Zhou Yunshen his "uncle"? His grandfather is Zhou Yunshen's grandfather's cousin, so the two families are related. However, because your father-in-law is so unruly and doesn't keep in touch with relatives much, they don't see each other much.]
Jiang Shuyue: [We both have the surname Zhou, so we're of the same lineage, but my husband is obviously much better looking. Is it because my mother-in-law is beautiful?]
Zhou Xun had never seen the wife of the previous Marquis of Zhennan, but he heard that she was of average appearance and background.
It's hard to evaluate him.
But he knows his own limitations and dares not compare his looks with his uncle.
"If Auntie likes it, I'll have it delivered to you tomorrow."
"Okay, okay, what about you guys?"
The other two students looked hesitant. "We're not as well-off as Brother Zhou, so why don't we write a few calligraphy pieces for Madam Yu?"
Huahua: [These two are renowned talents, very famous among students, and are known as the "Star of Literature." Many people hope to have their calligraphy, so that their children can share in the blessings.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Then I really found a treasure! ]
"Okay, okay, I'll wait at home then. Remember to write it big, preferably so it can be seen from three meters away!"
The two smiled and nodded.
It was not until Zhou Yunshen took Jiang Shuyue away that the two of them pursed their lips and chirped softly.
"Brother Zhang, are you feeling okay?"
"Brother Li, what do you think? My heart is about to jump out of my throat."
"Yes, that's the Zhennan Marquis and his wife. My heart is about to jump out of my throat."
Zhou Xun smiled and put his arm around their shoulders. "You two are too cowardly, aren't you? My uncle is actually a good guy. As long as you don't provoke him, nothing will happen to you. Do you think you need to do that?"
Zhou Xun's chest was pressed against his colleague's back.
Zhang Zerui raised his eyebrows and asked, "Brother Zhou, why is your heart beating so fast?"
"Haha, when I was little I didn't like studying, so my uncle took me away and made me practice martial arts for a few days. I almost lost my life. Now I get nervous and scared whenever I see him. My two classmates, please lend me your shoulders. My legs are weak..."
"Shu Yue is here? I have a gift for you."
Murong Tianci asked someone to take out a small box, which contained a handkerchief, jade pendant, purse and hair crown.
King Huai was no less impressive and took out similar items, including a used jade belt.
"I heard you were collecting these things, so I sent someone back to get them. Have you seen enough?"
"That's enough, thank you, Your Highness, and thank you, Imperial Master!"
Jiang Shuyue was holding the two boxes and smiling from ear to ear.
Jiang Shuyue: [I'm rich, I'm rich, Huahua, I see a lot of money waving at me!]
Everyone guessed that she wanted to pawn her things.
Although it would damage her reputation, since she wanted to do it and Zhou Yunshen did not object, and looking at the attitudes of King Huai and the Imperial Master, anyone with a discerning eye would know what to do.
They secretly instructed their servants to go home and pack up some old things that were presentable and send them to the Zhennan Marquis Mansion the next day.
Jiang Shuyue saw a tissue on the table that hadn't been collected yet, and asked curiously, "Who used this?"
"It's me."
"It turned out to be my husband."
Jiang Shuyue quietly stretched out two fingers, took the tissue in her hand and handed it to Xiaotao.
Xiaotao was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
Could this stealthy action be any more blatant?
Murong Tianci also began to wonder, could it be that she didn't want old things, but trash? When did she develop such a hobby?
Everyone: His habit is a bit strange, but there is no logic in what immortals do!
Lord Chu secretly left a word "Chu" on the tissue he used to wipe his mouth, and later had someone find it from the trash.
Seeing this, everyone followed suit.
Some people couldn't borrow a pen, so they just bit their fingertips to write.
She heard many people saying "oh, oh!" and before she could ask, Huahua started spinning on the spot.
Huahua: [Hurry, hurry, the Fourth Prince and the Second Prince are here one after another, along with the Beichen family's Crown Prince and Bastard.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Look how excited you are! Isn't it just Little Fourth? It's not like I haven't seen him before!]
Huahua: [But you haven’t seen the second one
With the people from Beichen Palace, right? The melons on them smell so good, do you want to eat them?
eat!
It’s a shame to be a girl if you don’t eat melons!
Huahua: [There's no need to talk about the Fourth Prince; in the eyes of outsiders, he's always been a gentle and graceful figure. The Second Prince has been silent, seemingly invisible. Let's skip over these two and focus on the two children of the Beichen family. The one walking in front is the Crown Prince, Beichen Qingfeng, and the one behind is the youngest son, Beichen Qingyue.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Fresh breeze? Toilet paper? For wiping your mouth or your butt?]
Everyone: ...
Zhou Yunshen smiled calmly, "My wife is young, and her words are innocent. I'm sorry to have made you laugh."
"No, no, that's the only way to be frank."
King Huai was extremely happy.
The Beichen Palace is one level higher in status than the Zhennan Marquisate. She, Jiang Shuyue, is the first person who dares to say that the Beichen Marquis's son is a tissue for wiping buttocks.
I wonder what the old emperor’s uncle would think if he heard this.
Beichen Qingfeng was also stunned.
He is the dignified and honorable son of Beichen Marquis, so how come he becomes a butt-wiping tissue in the mouth of the second daughter?
absurd!
Hua Hua: [He's a pretty boy after all, can't you just be kind?]
Jiang Shuyue: [Sorry, sorry, who told him to call himself Qingfeng? He's so famous, I just instinctively said that! So, instead of wiping my butt, how about a wet wipe?]
Beichen Qingfeng raised his eyebrows slightly. What exactly are wet wipes? Aren't they useless if they come into contact with water? Can they still be used?
Huahua: [Forget it, the name isn't important. All you need to remember is that he's a true alpha male protagonist, a man who walks the walk and sits the sit. Have you seen it? The only difference between him and the good brother in the show, Beichen Qingfeng, is that he's less pedantic and more lively.]
Jiang Shuyue: [Ah~~]
Huahua: [What? Why do you sound disappointed?]
Jiang Shuyue: [Such an upright and talented person doesn't look like a scoundrel at all.]
Huahua: [He doesn’t have it, but his dad does.]
Prince Beichen is stern and imposing, and is known for his strict standards for his children.
【But, this is just his disguise! 】
[Prince Beichen loves pink the most, but for the sake of his dignity as a man, he must avoid cute things and maintain his image as a macho man.]
【明明很疼爱子女，连碰一下都舍不得，可是又要表现出严厉的样子，每次揍了儿子，都一个人在书房哭唧唧。 】
My wind, my moon, my heart, liver, skin, lungs, and kidneys, when you hit me, it hurts my heart. I’m so sorry for you!
Huahua howled in the same tone as King Beichen, almost scaring the ministers silly.
Was this really done by Prince Beichen?
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