When the tiny, or perhaps no longer tiny, weasel Fugui pounced into Xie Tianlang's arms in full view of everyone, nearly bumping its head into Xie Tianlang's chin and scratching at Xie Tianlang's clothes with its sharp little claws, both the human carrying the gun on the left and the giant rabbit on the right were stunned and shocked.
Humans were shocked to discover that Xie Tianlang, who had been spouting nonsense, had actually managed to abduct the giant rabbit and the beloved weasel with just a hug and a declaration of love for his father.
The giant rabbits were shocked that the weasel, whom they cherished and held dear every day, had abandoned its soft, cuddly fur and pounced on a weak, hairless human.
Human/Giant Rabbit: This is not scientific!!
That damned human must have done something shady!!
So before the 1,500 elite hunters and military soldiers could even rejoice at the successful abduction of the weasel, they were the first to feel the fear emanating from the giant rabbit!
"grumble?"
"Chirp?!"
"Chirp, hoot, hoot, hoot—"
When the giant rabbit leader watched in disbelief as its beloved weasel leaped into the human's arms and even prepared to climb onto the human's neck and head, it finally erupted in fury after a moment of stunned silence!
Damn humans! Let go of the giant rabbits' precious weasel!!!
The giant rabbit leader roared to the sky and its massive claws, several meters long, were raised fiercely to smash down on Xie Tianlang's head. If it landed, not only would Xie Tianlang's head be smashed open, but Xie Tianlang and the ground beneath his feet would also be turned into a deep pit shaped like a giant rabbit's claw.
As the giant rabbit leader moved, the hundreds of giant rabbits around it simultaneously squealed angrily and raised their enormous paws high!
Imagine the immense pressure and terror of having towering walls raised high in front of you and then crashing down on you, to the point that all humans facing these giant claws are on edge for an instant.
Those with low tolerance for stress had already fired instinctively, but the giant rabbit leader and the other giant rabbits staring intently at them seemed to possess a terrifying power that rendered them unable to move, causing their fingers to stiffen and prevent them from pulling the trigger.
However, the elite captains of the hunting elites still had energy left, and each of them made a show of fighting to the death.
The female captain, Long Yuan, who had a great figure but only a very short buzz cut, suddenly stretched and enlarged her body with a sharp shout, and her hands and feet transformed into the shape of a cheetah's claws.
At this moment, the bear-like hunting captain suddenly roared, not only swelling up considerably, but also sprouting bear-like brown fur all over his face and body, and his imposing aura suddenly intensified:
"What are you standing there for, kid! You've already lured the weasel away, hurry up and pick it up as a hostage!!"
At this point, they can only hope that the giant rabbits' beloved weasel is truly favored by them and can threaten them. Otherwise, even if the giant rabbits fight desperately in a collective rage, they might not be able to delay them for fifteen minutes!
Captain Xiong's shout seemed to remind the other hunting elites, and they all urged Xie Tianlang to use the Weasel hostage quickly.
But Xie Tianlang, who was like a madman, seemed not to hear the warning. Not only did he not lift up the weasel, he even tried to stuff the big weasel into his arms.
Damn it, let's just let this guy get slapped to death by these giant rabbits!
But in the end, Xie Tianlang was not slapped to death by the giant rabbit leader. Instead, he was slapped twice and kicked by the weasel he had lured there.
Then, amidst the despairing gazes of all the humans, the giant rabbit that had been successfully lured away by Xie Tianlang actually howled and ran back to the giant rabbit leader who was holding up its giant paw!
He tilted his little head back, stretched out his little paws, and flicked his long tail as he looked at the giant rabbit leader.
The domineering giant rabbit, which had just been furious and seemed ready to destroy everything, instantly lowered its raised paws and then gently and affectionately allowed the weasel Fugui to climb back onto its paws and head.
"grumble!"
When the weasel Fugui sat back on the rabbit fur bed, the giant rabbit leader exhaled a breath of pride and smugness at Xie Tianlang and let out a snicker.
You, a hairless, weak human, dare to steal a rabbit's weasel?!
Don't you even know your own weight?!
Xie Tianlang, whose face had been dark ever since he kicked him away, scoffed: "...Heh!"
He felt that giant crabs and crayfish were no longer fun to eat; if you were going to eat something, you should eat the biggest and most delicious, such as spicy rabbit heads or braised rabbit meat.
Such a big rabbit, just the dried and roasted meat alone could feed us for several months.
When the giant rabbit leader and the werewolf Xie met eyes, it was like a thunderclap against a raging fire, neither willing to yield.
At this point, humanity, which had prepared to fight to the death, found themselves in a somewhat awkward position—
No, we've already transformed, so should we fight or not?
And what's with that weasel? Was it successfully kidnapped or was it a counter-espionage plot?! This is so confusing!
The humans were caught in an awkward situation, unsure whether to provoke the giant rabbits, especially since the rabbits were there to stall for time. They were stuck in a stalemate.
But the giant rabbits have no pity or friendliness towards these invading insects. Since they have come to the rabbits' territory to cause trouble, they should be prepared to be swatted, crushed, and eaten by the giant rabbits!
Then, the giant rabbit leader raised its giant paw at the humans, especially Xie Tianlang on the other side!
The other giant rabbits, follow along!
Those present made a heavy decision once again to fight to the death, but this time they failed again.
The weasel that had just run out of Xie Tianlang's arms climbed off the giant rabbit's head and stood in front of Xie Tianlang, shaking its head and howling.
Human: "!!!"
Holy crap, so Xie Tianlang really succeeded in abducting her?
The giant rabbit leader roared in fury: "Chirp!"
Get out of our way! Let us kill humans!
Giant rabbits: "Chirp chirp!"
Don't be fooled by these cunning humans! Get out of the way, Bao!
The weasel shook its head: "Awooo!"
No! Fighting and killing are no good. We're all life on Earth, so why don't we sit down and resolve things peacefully?!
"grumble!"
"Aww!"
"Chirp chirp!"
"Awooo!"
"Chirp chirp chirp—"
"Damn it! I already said, stop fighting! What grudge do we have that we have to fight to the death? Can't we just sit down and talk it over?!"
After chirping and howling for about ten times, the weasel Fugui, finally getting impatient, couldn't help but swear. It then started scratching the giant rabbit leader's feet with its little paws and rolling around on the ground acting like a spoiled brat.
That not only left a group of humans dumbfounded, but also made the giant rabbits that had stretched out their paws go numb.
"Chirp chirp..."
This is truly heartbreaking for the rabbits; their beloved weasel is actually begging so humbly for that damned human insect.
He even threw a tantrum and acted like a spoiled brat!
How could the rabbits allow their beloved weasel to be so sad, uneasy, and humble?!
So, to the incredulous gaze of humans, these giant rabbits seemed like domineering CEOs driven to desperation by their own little devils, finally giving up on the deadly pursuit of their disdainful human rivals?
"grumble!"
Okay, okay, let's stop fighting, is that alright now?
The giant rabbit leader, with its deep eyes, once again extended its claws towards the weasel Fugui, but this time the weasel Fugui stood in front of the giant claws and did not jump onto them.
It was at this moment that those who had been collectively stunned and bewildered by the life-saving weasel suddenly realized what was happening and shouted out in disbelief:
"Holy crap! Wait a minute! Did that big white rat just talk like a human just now?!"
The team member who spoke was slapped to the ground by Captain Xiong. "Are you stupid? I already said that's not a white rat! That's a weasel!"
And at such a crucial moment, did you absolutely have to blurt this out?!
What if the rabbits realized that the Laughing Weasel wasn't a weasel but a person? Would the Laughing Weasel still be the giant rabbits' darling?!
When they realized that the weasel was very likely a human with completely mutated genes, most of the people present wished they could shout in their hearts that God was helping humanity!
With this person who has undergone the gene mutation of the weasel, there will definitely be enough time to delay this group of rabbits, and in the end, they may even be able to resolve the crisis without any injuries.
But that one loose tongue pointed out a suspicious detail, and if these overly clever rabbits realized they had been deceived, the consequences would be unpredictable.
But now that it's all been said, everyone can only watch the weasel staring at the giant rabbit and pray in their hearts that these rabbits are a little stupid and don't understand human speech!
However, it was their fellow weasel that broke their prayers.
The much-grown weasel looked at the giant rabbit leader's outstretched claws, raised its head and met the gaze of those window-like red eyes: "You knew all along that I was human, didn't you? And you could understand what I was saying."
"You are different from other animals."
"They only grew taller, but you learned to think."
The giant rabbit leader stared at the tiny weasel with its large eyes, showing no reaction or expression.
"Aren't you worried? Although you and your people have been getting stronger, this change has exceeded your expectations and is starting to get out of your control, right?"
"The giant rabbits have grown too big and haven't stopped growing yet. New baby rabbits are being born too quickly. Even if you can occupy the entire forest now, and in the future occupy most of the land on this planet, or even conquer the whole world."
But as you grow bigger and more numerous, will you still be able to find enough food by then?
The giant rabbit leader blinked its red eyes, especially its left eye with its double pupil, which seemed to gleam with an unusual light.
"If you can't find enough food at that time, will you start to go crazy and start killing each other?"
The giant rabbit leader slowly, very slowly, retracted its paw.
The action sent chills down people's spines.
But Lingyou Fugui quickly leaped forward and pressed down on the giant claw, even though his strength was too small to stop it. Yet, the giant rabbit claw, which had been retracting, stopped there.
"You've already started trying to control the giant rabbits so they don't waste food and reproduce too frequently. But it's still difficult to control, isn't it? Then stay and talk to the humans!"
Although humans are currently small, weak, and vulnerable, in terms of intelligence and research, we are absolutely no less than any other species!
Let humans help control the giant rabbits' population and growth! The giant rabbits don't need to contribute anything; they just need to take humans with them when they go out to find food!
The weasel Fugui jumped onto the giant rabbit's paw again, its beautiful eyes filled with sincerity:
"Believe me, I will definitely persuade the humans to help, and I will make them swear not to harm the giant rabbits! This world is heading towards madness and collapse, you can feel it too, can't you?"
"If I harbored ill intentions towards you, you should have been able to sense it, right?"
The giant rabbit leader looked at the human weasel, which was too small for it, its huge eyes calm.
It seemed to be thinking, or perhaps it didn't understand anything, and simply remained silent.
And time passed by in this silence, second by second.
The excessive silence made those who had initially admired the Weasel mutant start to panic, and this silence finally allowed the preset fifteen-minute limit to be reached.
The communicators of the three legion commanders who had arrived here had already rung, but the overly tense atmosphere prevented them from contacting the rear.
So, the man and the giant rabbit, who had been in a silent stalemate, both heard a whooshing sound coming from the sky.
"Damn it!" There's no conclusion yet, who the hell is in such a hurry to court death?!
Captain Xiong really wanted to go back and slap the person who fired the hypnotic tranquilizer dart until he was unconscious.
The giant rabbit leader instantly retracted its giant claws and raised it.
A fierce glint appeared in those red eyes.
But another creature moved even faster than its giant claws. The white creature, which had grown considerably larger, leaped high into the air with a ferocious expression, using the giant rabbit's paws to reach out and touch the hypnotic tranquilizer dart, which was several times larger than its own body and was already emitting thick smoke.
Then, amidst everyone's shocked gazes and instinctive shouts, the weasel's body was engulfed in white smoke.
"Damn it! Put on your gas masks right now! And..."
This time, we really have to fight tooth and nail.
But originally, we didn't have to fight so hard; we could have sat down and talked peacefully!
However, as many people cursed under their breath, donned their gas masks, and prepared for battle, they discovered that the extremely high concentration of anesthetic and hypnotic gas, which should have gradually increased and rapidly filled the entire area, seemed to have suddenly malfunctioned—
The high concentration of smoke is still there, but instead of increasing or dissipating, it seems to be getting thinner and thinner?
"Go to hell! Commander Chen, is this the super-high concentration hypnotic anesthetic bullet you guys were talking about?! Can it even knock out a rabbit?!"
Forget rabbits, even a weasel in the thick fog wouldn't be fooled! Didn't you see the figure moving in the fog?!
...
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Wait a minute? A figure is moving?
As the already thin white smoke gradually dissipated, the giant rabbits and people present saw the person who had jumped up to block the giant rabbit leader's path earlier, and who had now returned to sit on the giant rabbit leader's head...
right.
It's not the 1.5-meter-tall weasel that's cute.
Instead, he was a tall, handsome young man with long hair, wearing white trousers and a white shirt.
The young man sat cross-legged on the head of the giant rabbit leader, his phoenix eyes bright, one eyebrow slightly raised, his expression showing a hint of disdain.
"Was the person who fired that tranquilizer dart an idiot? Didn't they see I was negotiating?!"
"Look at this mountain of rabbits! With just over a thousand people, even if there are a few more long-haired, long-horned creatures with claws, can you really defeat them?"
"At the very least, we should drop a nuclear bomb."
"Chirp." The chirp chuckled.
Everyone: "..."
Weren't we surprised that the giant rabbits were so intimidating?
And what a joke, a nuclear bomb? Are you trying to blow up the entire Ninth City too?
Fortunately, the hypnotic anesthetic ejection failed, and it was blocked by the Weasel, which earned it some goodwill from the Giant Rabbit leader; otherwise, the matter would have been much more complicated.
Because of the wealthy and beautiful woman's initiative, the giant rabbit leader finally decided to talk to these foolish and weak humans.
After all, it certainly understood the meaning of wealth and beauty. Even if it couldn't think about it very clearly yet, its intuition told it that its tribe was in danger and that it itself was heading towards madness or extinction.
The giant rabbit leader knew perfectly well that at least the dance performed by its beloved weasel was a good dance that could make the giant rabbit happy and prevent it from becoming even more crazy. Therefore, the giant rabbit needed the weasel, and of course, the weasel was also very cute.
"grumble!"
Since that's the case, let's talk about it. What use are these humans anyway?
Thus, the anticipated fierce battle, which had cost the lives of many elites, did not take place. Half an hour later, the Ninth City Administrator, traveling by helicopter, arrived at the edge of the forest with mixed feelings of excitement and confusion, and sat down opposite the giant rabbits.
The manager first looked the handsome, long-haired young man sitting on the head of the giant rabbit leader up and down.
What a handsome and talented man! A pillar of the nation! An excellent negotiator!!
One person single-handedly averted a crisis! That's fantastic!
Moreover, according to the leader's report, this is a human who is suspected of having successfully undergone complete genetic mutation! Although he is just a Weasel genetic mutant with little combat ability, whether he is useful or powerful depends on the situation and the enemy he is facing!
Although the weasel is small, it can bewitch the giant rabbit!
Aren't the wolf crisis in the Second City and the giant bee crisis in the Sixth City more terrifying than the giant rabbit crisis? But if fully mutant wolf genes and bee genes were to infiltrate the enemy, perhaps the crisis could be resolved?
Even if this top-level, terrifying crisis cannot be resolved, the world is now full of all kinds of dangerous and gigantic animals and plants. As long as they can completely mutate into cats, dogs, leopards, tigers, elephants, and the like, humanity will not suffer repeated defeats and heavy casualties in this great evolution.
As the manager thought this, his gaze towards the wealthy beauty intensified. Other genetically infected mutants might at most grow a bit larger, grow fur, or develop claws on their hands, but this long-haired youth was the first person completely capable of transforming into an animal form!
You must ask him carefully how he changed.
However, he still needs to pull himself together and negotiate properly with these giant rabbits.
However, the manager is a bit bald, so will these rabbits be able to understand what they are saying, and will the two sides be able to communicate normally?
It turns out that communication is indeed possible, it just requires a lot of translators.
At first, the giant rabbit and the wolf almost got into a fight over where the translator should sit.
The incident started when Xie Tianlang patted the soft grass mat he had specially gathered up next to him, gesturing for his daughter Yuanyuan to sit down next to him.
As a result, the giant rabbit leader pretended to accidentally kick the soft grass mat away.
Xie Tianlang: "..."
Xie Tianlang sneered and took off his coat to put on the ground.
The giant rabbit leader chuckled and patted its fluffy, soft head.
Xie Tianlang, unable to bear the mockery from a rabbit any longer, finally lay down on the ground, stretched out his hands, and shouted at Yuanyuan:
"Come on! Yuanyuan, sit on me! I'm a human-shaped cushion with a built-in temperature control system!!"
Onlookers: "..."
Do you know you've completely lost your class?
When the giant rabbit leader saw that this human was so shameless and wanted to lie back and become a giant rabbit-shaped cushion, he was eventually stopped by the two speechless humanoid weasels, and then sat down between the rabbit and the wolf.
Damn it, those two childish idiots.
Having witnessed the entire event and once again elevated the importance of Lingyou Fugui to a new level, the manager finally began to speak.
"Please rest assured, giant rabbits, I am the manager of the Ninth City Safe Zone. I can guarantee that as long as you are willing to form an offensive and defensive alliance with us, we will fully respect the living habits of the giant rabbits, actively and amicably communicate, and will never harm any giant rabbit, big or small."
After the manager finished speaking, he looked at Gou Fugui, who touched his nose and began to translate.
"Oh, cough. He's the boss, and he guarantees that none of the humans under him will harm the giant rabbit. Otherwise, you can just kill it however you want."
The giant rabbit leader immediately understood, nodded, and chirped.
"grumble."
Everyone looked at the wealthy and beautiful woman.
Gou Fugui twitched his lips: "It agreed, and then asked for benefits. Its reason was that you are too weak."
The managers and elites were heartbroken: "..."
"We can provide a certain amount of food, and we'll also actively help with planting and labor! We have a clearer understanding of the surrounding environment and more information. Although our strength is relatively weaker, our overall strength is still sufficient!"
The manager quickly looked at Gou Fugui and told him to translate properly.
Gou Fugui's statement that their overall strength is sufficient is a bit of an overstatement.
Automatic translation: "We're really good at growing fruits, vegetables, and carrots! We grow more than wild ones! Enough to eat! Also, we can help separate the giant rabbits, cough, mainly to keep them company so they're not bored. We can all go out on adventures and work together, and prevent the giant rabbits from having too many baby rabbits."
"Furthermore, we will also study why you have grown so excessively, which may ultimately help the growth of the giants."
The giant rabbits, bored and munching on grass nearby, barely understanding human speech, chirped: "...Chirp?"
Why do I suddenly have this ominous feeling that something bad is going to happen to me?
But the giant rabbit leader, having understood, glanced at its subjects and subordinates, and finally nodded seriously, deciding on the single, able-bodied lives of its underlings.
However, one cannot completely become a monk.
"Chirp chirp!"
Gou Fugui immediately understood: "Two days off a month! You can move around freely on these two days, cough cough."
The giant rabbit leader was barely satisfied.
The manager and other elites who listened to the whole thing: "..."
No, that's not what they really meant.
However, it must be said that the long-haired young man sitting in the middle is a real negotiation genius!
This tricked the giant rabbits into becoming free protection labor! Who knows, maybe one day we'll even have the chance to ride on the heads of giant rabbits like this genius, wreaking havoc and dominating the world!!
Having reached this point, everyone thought the matter was over, and that they could live peacefully and perhaps even adopt a giant rabbit to take home and bond with.
But when the elite captain and the official legion commander were gearing up for the rabbit-stealing battle, they suddenly realized that they had oversimplified things.
The giant rabbits over there started rolling around and acting spoiled.
The incident began when the giant rabbit leader squeaked a few times at its underlings, giving them simple orders to cooperate with the weaker humans, obtain some food from them, and disperse to a more advantageous position for the group.
The giant rabbits were initially shocked, and then somewhat bewildered. However, they were absolutely obedient to and trusted their leader, so in the end, they could only reluctantly accept their fate.
But even if they absolutely must act with humans, they must choose humans that the rabbits like!
This was the rabbits' last act of defiance; even the eldest could not stop them from making their choice.
So, Gou Fugui, who finally had a chance to talk to Xie Tianlang and Song Sanchuan, whose worldview had been shocked, suddenly realized that the sunlight on his head had disappeared and huge shadows had appeared.
He subconsciously looked up and saw the giant red-eyed rabbits that had somehow surrounded the three of them.
The wealthy beauty: "..."
No, I just have a strange, ominous feeling.
Song Sanchuan, still full of unanswered questions: "..." Mom! This scene is too horrifying, I'm going to cry!!
Xie Tianlang, who had been stared at the giant rabbits' hostile gaze the longest, was speechless.
Even a hero like him probably couldn't possibly fight against so many people by himself.
Before the human elite Xie Tianlang could finish his thought, he and Song Sanchuan were forcefully pushed aside by a giant rabbit paw.
Before they could even stand up straight, another giant rabbit leg came stomping at them, seemingly unintentionally but actually quite deliberately.
Song Sanchuan was almost scared to tears and ran away clutching his heart, but the stubborn wolf refused to give up! He nimbly dodged the giant rabbit's leg that was kicking at him, and shouted into the center of the circle surrounded by giant rabbits:
"Yuanyuan, don't be afraid! I'm coming in to save you!"
Then Xie Tianlang saw a huge rabbit's butt facing him. It was a very fat and powerful rabbit's butt, with a base area of at least a large flat floor. It was almost impossible to guess whose huge rabbit's butt belonged to. Xie Tianlang twitched his lips and saw the giant rabbit leader squeeze over. First, it turned its head and showed him an extremely mocking smile with three lip slits. Then it sat down with a thud and used its huge paws to push away the other giant rabbits surrounding the humanoid weasel Fugui.
"grumble!"
That long-haired one has a rabbit's head! You should go find other humans to raise it!
The giant rabbits, who had been fighting and scrambling for the rabbits, seemed to have been struck by lightning. They immediately began to wail and roll around on the ground in front of their leader.
"Chirp chirp!!"
No other human is as cute as their beloved weasel! Even in human form, it's adorable!!
"Chirp chirp!!"
Rabbit disagrees! Rabbit doesn't want to keep other humans as pets! Unless those other humans, like the Heartthrob Weasel, can dance a dance that makes Rabbit's heart flutter!!
"Chirp chirp chirp—"
The rabbit is sad! The rabbit is desperate! The rabbit wants to see its beloved weasel dance one more time!! Otherwise, the rabbit will throw a tantrum!!
Giant Rabbit Leader: "..."
The elites, watching the giant rabbits rolling around on the grass, giving them disgusted looks, even rolling their eyes and spitting at them: "..."
Captain Bear finally snapped: "Enough with you rabbits! We're all human! Can you stop with your double standards?!"
The giant rabbits: "Chirp." They chirped.
Captain Bear, indignant, pointed at Fugui, the long-haired beauty who was being showered with all sorts of delicious food by the giant rabbits, and roared:
"Tell me! Besides being a little better looking and having a little longer hair, what is it about him that Old Xiong doesn't have or can't do?!"
The humanoid weasel, Fugui, who was being pointed at, glanced at the unconvinced old bear and the other human elites who were lost in thought with envy, raised his eyebrows, and smiled.
"I'm not particularly special."
"It has one major advantage."
Captain Xiong, chin held high, asked, "What!"
The wealthy beauty twisted her waist, lifted her hips, smoothed her hair, and spun around in place.
The giant rabbits were immediately stunned.
This also made Xie Tianlang's wolf body tremble.
"I can dance the Bunny Heart Dance."
"Anyone who wants another giant rabbit to come back as a helper or friend, come and dance with me. If you dance well, they'll come with you."
The giant rabbits excitedly clapped their paws.
"Chirp chirp!!"
That's right! Let's dance!
Captain Xiong, who had just been so arrogant, suddenly turned green.
What the hell are these rabbits' weird hobbies?!
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