The tense atmosphere that was about to erupt completely dissipated with a tilt of the head and a paw gesture from the panda Fugui.
Even the most ferocious animal wouldn't have the heart to scratch this perfect black and white ball to death with a single paw, and would instead want to touch its round little black ears and round big white face.
Of course, his round, black and white body looks very pettable, and his four black paws, if you could pick them up, touch them and rub them, you would definitely get a lot of joy!
From any perspective, this panda is "a harmless little cutie in the hearts of animals."
So why kill panda cats when they're so cute?!
While the animals were so engrossed in watching Fugui the panda that they forgot to attack and just trotted along behind the kayak in the river, Xie Langren, who had the advantage of terrain, couldn't help but reach out and touch the chubby panda's paws, belly, buttocks, and even its short tail several times.
However, when he touched the tail, he was finally slapped aside by the impatient panda Fugui. Feeling the enormous force that almost made him dizzy, Xie Lang, who was obediently turning around to drive the kayak, realized that his dream lover was not only incredibly cute, but also quite fierce in terms of combat power.
She's not someone you can just hug and kiss casually.
However, it was clear that he wasn't the only one present who forgot that the panda's fighting ability was not much different from that of the bear—weren't those animals who were originally going to attack them but were controlled and bewildered by the wisteria flowers only seeing that friendly and approachable facade?
So it's not that he lacks self-control.
It's just that his dream lover is too charming!
However, this initial charm didn't last long amidst the rich fragrance of the wisteria blossoms. After about ten minutes of sailing with the boat, the animals, who had just been somewhat bewildered and dazed by the sight of the panda Fugui, began to reveal their ferocious and aggressive nature again.
The most dangerous group, the one controlled by the wisteria flower for the longest time, was the wild bee swarm that, despite their exhaustion and determined to die, was the first to break free from the panda's charm and begin attacking Fugui.
Xie Tianlang was already prepared to draw his sword and kill the bees when they pounced on him, but then the friendly panda Fugui kicked him in the backside.
"Keep your boat focused and don't get distracted. It's just a few bees; anyone can handle that."
Even disregarding the fact that pandas are still bears, belonging to the bear clan that loves climbing trees, fighting, and gathering honey, they are born with thick fur that protects them from wild bee stings. However, given that the panda Fugui's attack and defense capabilities have increased from a basic to intermediate level due to the unscientific nature of this world, he could easily kill a large wild bee with a single swipe of his paw.
However, Fugui the panda considers himself a peace ambassador, so of course he wouldn't do something so heinous as to murder someone.
He simply reached out and scratched his belly, then reached into his enormous pocket and pulled out a bucket of pure, natural, top-quality honey specially supplied by the government!
This honey was originally meant to replenish the honey badger's energy, but now it's perfect as a gift to build friendship—
As nearly a hundred enormous wild bees swarmed over, Panda Fugui opened the lid of the bucket of honey. His dark-circled eyes curved into crescents, and his round mouth and nose curled up, making him look incredibly sincere, friendly, and adorable.
"Fighting and killing is no good. Why don't we become friends?"
"Come on, this is a special honey from my hometown. It's incredibly sweet and delicious. Why don't you try some?"
The ferocious wild bees, determined to kill: !!!
Buzzing.
"It's so sweet."
Buzzing...
"And it's 100% pure natural honey with absolutely no preservatives added! You must be tired after flying for so long, don't you really want to come and rest for a bit and have some?"
Buzz buzz buzz!
Ugh, how could this darn panda be so friendly and do something that puts us bees in such a difficult position?!
Reason told them they had to kill those two damned humans, but their inner emotions roared—Long live friendship! May friendship last forever!
In the end, the bees were defeated by the friendship in their hearts.
It's definitely not because the honey smells sweeter than flowers, and it's definitely not because the chubby panda is too cute!
Anyway, after each of the hundreds of wild bees had eaten several mouthfuls of the bucket of wild honey in Panda Fugui's hands, they decided to make some contribution to world peace and refrain from killing Panda and his servant for the time being.
If you think about it carefully, they are wild bees and their enemies are pandas and humans, so there is no need for them to fight to the death!
So the wild bees, who were most eager to attack, quieted down. They even gathered above the panda Fugui's head, seemingly protecting him from the large birds swooping down from the sky.
Clearly, Fugui the panda successfully used his innate skill to turn the wild bees from enemies to friends with a bucket of honey.
However, the crisis was not over just because the wild bees stopped attacking, as the sweet fragrance of the wisteria flowers had not yet dissipated.
After the wild bees stopped attacking, the giant water snake and the crocodiles that had been chasing panda Fugui and Xie Tianlang from the river opened their mouths, poised to bite off the head of the panda who was doomed.
but!
Just as the giant python opened its jaws to bite, the wealthy panda, quick-witted and agile, pulled a huge cow leg from his personal storage pocket and shoved it vertically into the python's mouth.
Then, as several giant crocodiles leaped up and charged at him, he swung his huge hind legs with both claws, slapping each crocodile back into the water. Finally, he threw the two huge hind legs into the river, one on each side, for the crocodiles to share.
"I've already said fighting is bad. The world is so beautiful, we shouldn't be so irritable. Let's stop fighting and become friends. I'll treat you to a big meal!"
The crocodiles bit off half of the pig's leg in one bite, while the python was still struggling to swallow the excessively large cow leg.
But because it received a gift from the panda? Anyway, the water tyrant that was just a moment ago didn't pounce anymore, but just munched on the bloody pig and cow hind legs.
Giant crocodile and giant python: Hmm...
Well, to put it simply, it's foolish not to take advantage of a good deal or not to eat meat.
The meat is already right in front of you. Compared to meat that you have to fight hard to get, it's definitely more delicious when it's right in front of you!
Wow! This little panda is quite sensible; it only knows to throw it away after it's finished eating!
Huh? What were they trying to do just now? Kill this panda? Ha! How could they think like that? Were they out of their minds? Wouldn't it be better to keep this panda alive and let it offer itself up as meat?
So the ferocious pursuers in the water also gave up their pursuit.
Without the threats from the water and the air, the giant beasts that could only be watched from the riverbanks and were not very good swimmers were basically no longer capable of seriously injuring or killing Xie Tianlang and Panda Fugui.
But the friendly, adorable, and affectionate panda Fugui will never show favoritism!
Meeting is fate!
Good friends should share happiness and joy; how could we forget everyone on the riverbank?
So Fugui, the panda with the huge pouch, became a "food-eating boy," scooping out all sorts of food in heaps.
Most of it was the meat of giant wild animals hunted along the way, and a portion was various beans and grains for the herbivores and omnivores.
He even carried high-quality fodder, the kind that herbivores prefer, in his pockets. Anyway, the animals had been chasing Xie Tianlang and Panda Fugui for an hour, and an hour later they were still chasing the small boat speeding down the river, but the atmosphere was completely different now—
Previously, the pursuit was driven by murderous intent and a predatory mindset.
And now, it's about chasing after this wonderful world with my best friends!
The rising moon is a testament to the deepening friendship between the panda Fugui and the animals!
Xie Tianlang, who inexplicably felt a sense of universal harmony, was speechless.
How should I put it? As expected, the nation is the strongest, knowing to use pandas as a diplomatic tool.
He is now feeling the power of this weapon.
If things continue like this, they can probably drift downstream until five or six in the morning and then return at a much faster speed than they came.
But things are clearly not that simple.
When the panda Fugui used food to initiate friendly exchanges, the wisteria flower, whose roots had not yet fully grown into the area but which could still send out a small, extremely thin branch that kept following Fugui and Xie Tianlang, was practically driven mad by these brainless animals.
Its slender branches and the single bell-shaped flower at the top of each branch slapped against the treetops as if it were slapping the bottom of a disappointing little brother.
It will absolutely not allow these two humans who deceived him to leave its territory!
No living thing can escape its control! And if it does, then double the power of its control!!!
So, where animals and wild beasts could hardly reach the ground, countless huge vines and roots began to grow collectively in this direction.
The rich fragrance of wisteria blossoms that originally covered the entire mountain began to dissipate from other areas, but increasingly gathered in the direction where Gou Fugui and his group were.
Even though there was no wind that night, and even though their rapid movement along the river accelerated the airflow and prevented them from staying in one place for long, Gou Fugui, Xie Tianlang, and the countless animals chasing them once again smelled a floral fragrance that was even stronger and more likely to drive them crazy than before.
Xie Tianlang almost lost control of his hands and wanted to turn back in an instant, but fortunately a big, furry paw grabbed a gas mask and put it on him.
After putting a gas mask on Xie Tianlang, Panda Fugui put a slightly smaller gas mask on his own nose.
Although the effect will be somewhat reduced, as long as he can remain rational, it will be fine.
Compared to Xie Tianlang and Gou Fugui, who were lucky enough to have gas masks to protect them, the animals without masks were already struggling and roaring on the ground, in the water, and in the air.
Their eyes shifted between ferocity and rationality, interspersed with expressions of seemingly unbearable pain.
They were on the verge of losing their minds again.
How could Fugui the panda allow his friend to suffer such harm?!
He's a big bear and cat who's willing to be friends with all living things!
It's a warm, cute, friendly, and powerful giant panda cat!
So when the animals were almost going crazy again because of the smell, Fugui the panda pulled out a specially made super-powerful air freshener from his pocket!
Of course, one bottle of air freshener is definitely not enough to bring his animal friends back to their senses, but his animal friends don't need to be rational anymore.
After a long day of chasing, everyone is tired. Let's go to sleep in the fresh air.
Panda Fugui tied the air freshener and the specially made super-powerful smoke tranquilizer grenades from Base Nine together, and then threw the powerful tranquilizer grenades into the air above him, into the area, and into the animals that were still chasing behind them, unaware that their paws were bleeding and their wings were about to fall off.
Bang--!
The irritating smoke from the tranquilizer blasts, mixed with the refreshing scent of air freshener, exploded across the area. The powerful blast created a vast expanse of anesthetic smoke. As the smoke fell in fine layers, the animals that had inhaled it ran slower and slower, their flapping wings searching for branches to perch on.
Even the animals least affected by smells in the water began to slowly sink. Why chase after them? Isn't it better to just sleep?!
The smell of anesthetic smoke, combined with the loudspeaker that Panda Fugui had somehow brought out and was constantly playing lullabies, caused almost all the wild animals that had been chasing them, driven mad and forced to lose their minds, to slowly stop their pursuit and drift into a sweet dream.
Ah, finally I have time to rest.
I don't know when it started, but their bodies began to grow inexplicably. Even though they've passed the age of being cubs, they're having to relive the fear of being on the verge of death as cubs.
The good old days when hunting one animal was enough to feed them for several days are gone. Their stomachs are always growling with hunger, and their innate instincts are urging them to fight.
They have to hunt and search for food every day.
They must constantly evade predators and grow larger every day in order to gain power.
Becoming strong is certainly something that makes animals happy, but it's really hard work.
Animals cannot understand the kind of growth that exceeds their capacity, nor can they comprehend the pain of being constantly on guard for survival and unable to get a good night's sleep. And because they cannot understand, they can only passively accept it.
It's been a long time since I've had a proper night's sleep.
My claws and wings hurt so much.
Ah, now I can finally get a good night's sleep.
Then get a good night's sleep.
Perhaps when they wake up, they will stop growing and return to the normal world.
In the end, the wisteria flower was unable to keep the two damned humans who had deceived it and taken its fragments.
The enraged monster once again caused tremors in the deep mountains, filling countless lives within the forest with fear and dread.
Only the animals that had been chasing the two people, inhaling the sweet, refreshing scent and the anesthetic, remained fast asleep.
In the darkness, the animals huddled together on the ground, making soft but reassuring purring sounds.
Then, in an instant, all these sleeping animals were entangled and enveloped by the wisteria vines, and then completely devoured.
Perhaps, this is another kind of peace.
Amidst this quiet chaos, a man, covered in wounds and unrecognizable, was panting heavily as he fled this terrible hell at a speed far beyond that of an ordinary person.
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