When the honey badger Fugui's little head popped out of the burrow, everyone from various countries waiting on the other side of the drug network showed an expression of disbelief and shock.
When the Indian monkey was killed by the bomb, the people here had already given up hope of winning the Golden Flower.
All the high-attack, high-defense robotic beasts were destroyed and rendered unusable, and even the seemingly smarter monkeys were blown to bits. Only a grumpy, mischievous, and not-so-bright honey badger remained, and unless a miracle occurred, there was absolutely no way he could steal the golden flower.
However, they waited for hours. Until the sun set and the moon rose, until everyone was already secretly laughing at the Washington team, but they didn't leave because they wanted to wait for the outcome.
But they were suddenly greeted by alarms, curses, and gunshots coming from the drug network.
This instantly energized the various factions who were somewhat bored and even beginning to doubt whether their waiting was foolish.
"What happened? Why is the alarm going off over there?"
"...Could it be that the honey badger actually succeeded?!"
"No, no, no, impossible! Even our Indian monkey failed, how could that grumpy, low-IQ honey badger possibly succeed?!"
However, despite saying this, everyone was keeping a close eye on the several underground entrances that had been dug through.
Then, everyone saw that miraculous little head!
Chi Yuanshan and his team have never felt that honey badgers are such cute and intelligent animals as they do now!
Especially when they saw the half-golden flower that the little cutie was holding in its mouth!
Although this golden flower is only half-bloomed and quite badly damaged, what does it matter?! No matter how broken it is, it's still a golden flower! It's still valuable research material!
However, while Chi Yuanshan and his group were taking action, people from other countries also instantly began to move as well—
The American soldiers instantly aimed their guns at the honey badger, Fugui, and threatened it by shouting "Hands up, stop!"
But before they could fire, the little creature with the golden flower in its mouth rolled its eyes at them and then covered the half-golden flower with its two chubby but seemingly sharp claws.
He then let out two particularly threatening shouts: "Awooo fuck!"
Xie Tianlang instantly translated: "Don't move! My Yuanyuan said if you point a gun at him again, he'll swallow this flower whole. Let's all go our separate ways!"
The honey badger, Fugui, threatened: "Awooo!"
"He might not die from being shot, but Huang Jinhua will definitely be gone!"
Honey Badger Fugui slapped the dirt twice and roared, "Awooo!"
Xie Tianlang suppressed his urge to pet the badger and his desire to laugh: "We're all here to save the world, so let's talk things out, right?"
The honey badger, Fugui, nodded while holding a flower in its mouth, "Awooo!!"
All the elites, armed with guns and nets, watched as the man and the badger seemed to be working in perfect harmony, and a strange sense of utter absurdity arose in their hearts.
When did honey badgers become so intelligent?! Not only can they understand human speech, but they can also threaten and make threats. Is this really a honey badger or some kind of lifelike mechanical beast secretly researched in Washington State?!
But no matter how much these people had ulterior motives, they had no choice but to put down their guns and animal nets at this point.
They could try to capture a frightened beast that couldn't understand human speech, but when faced with a threatening intelligent being, especially with the Golden Flower as their primary objective, they would naturally prioritize capturing it.
But this honey badger is clearly from Washington state, and it seems to understand Mandarin. What should we do?
The atmosphere became deadlocked for a moment.
Just as everyone hesitated because of the threat from Golden Flower, the honey badger Fugui, who was lying at the entrance of the cave, quickly crawled out of the cave and leaped up, landing with remarkable accuracy in Xie Tianlang's arms.
Instantly, all the guns and weapons were pointed at Xie Tianlang.
Even though Chi Yuanshan and the others immediately surrounded Xie Tianlang to defend him, it was clear that they had become everyone's target and could not easily leave.
The atmosphere became tense and deadlocked again.
At that moment, the people from the drug network also caught up with them. They were also carrying guns.
"Have you seen an owl? What are you holding, you person? Did you steal the Golden Flower?! If so, return it immediately!"
However, no one on this side paid any attention to the mercenary guards on the other side.
Just as one of the guards was about to fire without thinking, the man in black and the American soldier simultaneously swung their guns, and two bullets struck the man's gun.
"Once we're outside the net, it's none of your business." The leader of the men in black sneered. "If Sanchez hadn't threatened to destroy the entire flower field if we forced our way in, what do you think you guards are?"
"Go back to where you came from! Don't mess with us, or this net and that flower field won't stop us." The American soldier looked fierce: "Fuck you, we'll just destroy the world and take everyone down with us!"
The threat posed by the man in black and the American soldiers instantly turned the mercenaries' faces grim. But at that moment, they had indeed received orders from the laboratory:
[Leave there and go back to defend the flower field! Don't clash with the elites of these forces!]
So the mercenaries left, quite unwillingly.
Once they left, all the forces turned their attention to Honey Badger Fugui, who was in Xie Tianlang's arms.
However, at this moment, Honey Badger Fugui had already secretly discussed it with Xie Tianlang. Everyone saw the handsome and imposing Huazhou warrior lift the honey badger in his arms high, and the honey badger, which was lifted high, held up half a golden flower with eight leaves in its mouth.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the honey badger stretched out its little paws and tore off a large piece of the golden flower petals.
"hiss!"
"Oh, fuck!"
"What is that groundhog doing?!"
All the elites present were moved by the honey badger's actions of plucking flower petals.
What a fragile, beautiful, and precious half-flower that is!
Why the hell did you pluck its petals?! What a waste!
Then they heard the Washington man speak in a deep, magnetic voice: "The auction of flower petals will now begin. Weapons, food, and daily necessities are all available for exchange. The highest bidder wins. Let's begin."
All the elites: "...???"
What the heck?
Washington State Elite: "Holy crap?!"
You guys are actually auctioning off gold flower petals! Who the hell was talking to us about loving our country before?! Is this your kind of love?!
Before Chi Yuanshan could speak, the American soldier and the European man in black, who were well-versed in competition and the principle of the highest bidder win, spoke almost simultaneously.
"Fifty modified submachine guns!"
"Ten boxes of military-grade canned meat!"
Then both teams glared at each other angrily. It was so annoying, they were just messing around.
As the two stared at each other, a group of burly, hairy Xiong Zhou men on the other side spoke up with an air of wealth: "Fifty modified submachine guns, plus twenty boxes of military canned meat!"
Then everyone saw the honey badger, which was being held high and was too clever for its age, let out a howl and raised the first golden petal in its paw toward the burly man from Xiongzhou.
"Haha! What a clever little honey badger!"
The burly man from Xiongzhou stepped forward with a smile, cautiously reaching for the golden petal. Only after successfully obtaining the petal and placing it into the box he carried with him did he and his team feel relieved.
Meanwhile, other surrounding forces confirmed that the honey badger and the Washingtonian had indeed decided to sell the golden petals.
Yes, that's certainly something to be happy about. Besides Washington state itself?
Chi Yuanshan: "..." What happened to your love for your country?! Ah!!
Because of the successful transaction by the Russian giant, the forces present at the Four Petals event began placing bets wildly.
Don't be fooled by the fact that the Russian giant had "fifty modified submachine guns and twenty boxes of military-grade canned meat." It's just a drop in the ocean compared to the wealth and power of the major powers.
Therefore, the auction price of the last four petals increased with each subsequent one, and the items that people were willing to offer became better and better each time.
The American soldiers even used their super off-road jungle motorcycles as a bargaining chip, and they did indeed trade three off-road jungle motorcycles for a flower petal.
When the honey badger plucked the fifth petal, Chi Yuanshan finally couldn't help but speak up: "Mr. Xie! If you have any needs or desires, you can directly tell our leaders. The country will certainly not let you down, but the golden petals are really important to our research!"
However, as soon as he spoke, he was pushed out by people from other factions.
South Korea, which has not yet received a single petal of kimchi, is offering a "high price" for fifty tons of kimchi at this time.
"Fifty tons of kimchi! Enough for you to eat for a long time! We have all kinds of flavors! It's the most nutritious food that people all over the country love to eat!"
Trust me, you'll never forget it after you've tasted it! Fifty tons! That's an extremely high price!!
The carnivorous honey badger, which only eats pickled vegetables as a side dish, is named Fugui: I suspect that the elites of this country lose their minds when they get anxious.
While Honey Badger Fugui was rolling his eyes at the fifty tons of kimchi, he suddenly noticed that the monkey trainer from India was pulling out a piece of jerky and making "sucking" sounds at him, along with strange gestures and expressions, as if he wanted to train him like a monkey.
So, it seems the elites in India aren't exactly bright.
Finally, the fifth petal was bought by the European men in black. They used an ultra-thin alloy housing unit, which, it's said, opens to reveal a very sturdy and durable large single-level apartment, fully furnished.
After the fifth petal was auctioned off, the crowd, who were still waiting for the adorable honey badger to pluck the petals, noticed that the honey badger, which had been lifted high, kicked its hind legs at the chest of the person it was attacking, and then picked up the remaining petal with only three petals left and put it in its mouth.
This clearly means they are refusing to proceed with the auction.
At this moment, Xie Tianlang walked into the Huazhou team and said to the people from other forces who were squinting at them, "Gentlemen, we should leave some for my motherland, shouldn't we?"
"After all, I'm from Washington State."
"Besides, once you do it, you'll do it again, right? My Yuanyuan is extremely smart and brave."
Although other factions were unwilling to let the honey badger, Fugui, leave with the withered flower in its mouth, at least the most powerful teams from several factions had already purchased the golden petals.
Considering that the honey badger might steal flowers again, the teams from Ohio, Europe, and the Americas ultimately gave up and turned away.
Once these three teams leave, even if the forces that haven't yet obtained the flower petals surround the Huazhou team again, Chi Yuanshan will show no mercy at this point:
"Gentlemen, since you haven't achieved fair and just competition, then don't even think about using violence. After all, we've already made a big concession, and even if you all joined forces, you might not be our match."
Those forces were still very unwilling, but in the end they let Huazhou leave.
On the way back, Fugui, the honey badger perched on Xie Tianlang's shoulder, reached out and handed the half-golden flower he was holding in his mouth to Chi Yuanshan, who had been staring at him.
Chi Yuanshan was immediately deeply moved.
"You can make any demands you have to the government, and the government will definitely..."
"Awooo!"
Chi Yuanshan saw the honey badger shaking its little head like a rattle drum.
Xie Tianlang also smiled and said, "No need, what need is there for trade goods when we're giving away our own things? The previous trade goods were enough."
"Besides, given the situation just now, we probably wouldn't have been able to leave without shedding some blood. I hope Captain Chi and the country won't blame us."
Chi Yuanshan immediately shook his head vigorously, saying, "We understand!"
So he only opened the shop when he was selling the fifth petal, but luckily the adorable honey badger kept three for itself.
It's a pity he brought too few troops; otherwise, he could have saved that half-flower. Next time, he must bring more men!
After they safely entered the Huazhou temporary base, Chi Yuanshan was to escort the pitiful golden flower, which only had three petals left, to the research institute.
But then he heard the honey badger howling again.
Chi Yuanshan and his teammates instinctively stopped and turned around.
Then his eyes widened in disbelief—
The little white-haired, crew-cut creature grinned and started rummaging around in its armpit, finally pulling out a whole golden flower, still fragrant with the scent of earth!
Then this cutest little animal in the world held the flower up in front of him: "Aww!"
Looking at the beautiful flowers shimmering in the moonlight and the little animal holding the flowers, Chi Yuanshan suddenly had an urge to lift the little animal high in the air and spin it around!
What an incredibly adorable and patriotic little cutie!!!
From now on, the cutest, most adorable, and strongest black and white animal in his heart is the honey badger! Not the giant panda or the husky anymore!
But in the end, Captain Chi still couldn't lift Fugui'er up high because Fugui'er's number one attacking weapon person wouldn't allow it.
Finally, Chi Yuanshan took one and a half golden flowers to the research institute.
Then Xie Tianlang secretly transformed back with Gou Fugui. When they returned to the tent, Gou Fugui took out two whole golden flowers and handed them to Si Mingri.
Si Mingri: "You actually succeeded?! Are Sanchez's guards really that weak?!"
Having undergone three rapid transformations—honey badger, owl, and honey badger again—the wealthy beauty lay on the ground recovering her strength, but couldn't help but chuckle:
"It's not that they are weak."
"Dad is incredibly strong!"
"Next time, I'll steal his entire flower field!"
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