"Ah! Urine! Sister-in-law, give our mother urine to drink!"
"Sister-in-law, the medicine you mentioned turns out to be urine!"
Li Yao was afraid that Ning Jia would pour urine into the old lady, and his face turned pale: "Ning Jia, stop messing around!"
"I'm not kidding. This is the medicine. It works like a charm! If you don't believe me, let's give it a try. Let's pee until the disease is cured!" Ning Jia winked at Li Yao, signaling him not to worry, she had an idea.
Old Mrs. Xu’s guess was confirmed. No wonder it smelled so much like urine. It turned out that it was urine!
Ning Jia was a woman who would do anything. She was afraid that Ning Jia would really force her to urinate, so she was so scared that she screamed and fell down.
It didn't matter that she moved. The bowl in Ning Jia's hand was touched by her, and most of the urine spilled out. Just a little bit of the urine fell into Old Mrs. Xu's mouth.
"Ah!!" She screamed and crawled to the edge of the kang. She opened her mouth and started vomiting, almost vomiting out all the food she had left over from the previous night.
"Water! Give mom some water to drink." Lin Xiaoxi patted her back and asked Li Chuan for some water.
Li Chuan didn't dare to delay for a moment and quickly poured a enamel pot of hot water and handed it to Lin Xiaoxi.
"Mom, hurry up! Drink some water and rinse your mouth!"
Old Mrs. Xu opened her mouth and drank the water that Lin Xiaoxi handed to her. Less than a second after the scalding water entered her mouth, she sprayed it all out.
"It's so hot! It's so hot!"
Seeing this, Li Yao sighed inaudibly, turned around and went to the kitchen to scoop up half a ladle of cold water.
After rinsing her mouth, Mrs. Xu felt better.
"Mom, are you feeling better?" Lin Xiaoxi asked.
Old Mrs. Xu was feeling upset but she didn't know what to say. She just nodded weakly and didn't dare to look at Ning Jia and An Ye, the two "living ancestors".
"Fifth sister-in-law, Sixth sister-in-law! You two are too much of a fool. You actually made mom drink urine! You...if this gets out, the villagers' spit will be enough to drown you two!" Li Chuan said indignantly.
"It's a bit too much." Li Xu looked at his wife's face and persuaded her carefully, "Wife, this is our mother after all. Even if it's for treatment, you can't do it carelessly."
"It's hindsight, isn't it?" An Ye glared at him, "Why didn't you say it just now?"
"Just now... wasn't I worried too? Right, Li Yao."
Li Xu didn't want to continue chatting about this topic with his wife, fearing that he wouldn't be able to get into his wife's bed tonight, so he threw this hot potato to Li Yao.
Li Yao's mouth twitched: "Fortunately, Mom is fine."
"Sixth brother!" Li Chuan saw the clues. He felt that the sixth brother seemed to spoil his wife more than the fifth brother. "What the sixth sister-in-law gave mom to drink was urine! It was urine! Urine!"
Old Mrs. Xu was just getting annoyed by this matter. When she heard Old Seven repeating, she felt annoyed: "I know it's urine, you don't have to remind me all the time!"
Li Chuan: "I'm not reminding you, I'm reminding my elder brother! Sixth sister-in-law is too much, and my elder brother doesn't care!"
When talking about Guan Ningjia, Old Mrs. Xu fell silent.
That's right, this woman needs to be taken care of.
Li Yao had a headache. He took a deep breath and looked at Ning Jia.
"Shh~" Ning Jia didn't let him speak, and continued to ask, "Just tell me whether this medicine works or not? You guys can't do anything, I made mom wake up in no time, and she's alive and kicking! Look, how good is that!"
"That's urine!" Li Chuan reminded again.
Ning Jia rolled her eyes at her and said, "What urine? According to traditional Chinese medicine, this urine can be used as medicine. Do you understand? What's more, this is real boy's urine! Don't you usually drink traditional Chinese medicine?"
"Forget it, don't tell him. He won't understand even if I tell him." An Ye took the opportunity to add, "If he understood, he wouldn't keep talking about it all the time."
Li Chuan: “…”
Old Mrs. Xu is feeling very sad.
How could it be that urine saved her? This girl must have been pissed off because she was so sick!
She is not sick at all!
But I can’t say this out loud!
"Besides, I didn't ask Mom to drink this urine. Didn't she wake up right after it reached her mouth? As for the little bit of urine that went into her mouth, she can only blame herself! Don't be ungrateful and ungrateful."
"Yes! I was kind enough to wake mom up, but you are giving us such a cold shoulder! What kind of people are you?" An Ye agreed.
Old Mrs. Xu's head felt like it was going to explode after hearing this. She didn't want to look at the two people for even a moment.
"Come on, come on!" She raised her hand, "Come on, don't stand here anymore."
"Okay, since you're awake, let's go." An Ye was quick and said while grabbing Li Xu's arm. "By the way, we won't have dinner with you guys."
"Mom, your dad is sick today, and I don't want to make you unhappy. When you're in a better mood one day, we can continue to talk about your dad's family matters." Ning Jia also said this and pulled Li Yao away.
After coming out of the house, Ning Jia lowered her voice and spoke to Li Yao.
"The old lady didn't faint. She just tried to scare us this way. I only used the boy's urine to scare her, but I didn't give it to her to drink."
She had to explain this matter to Li Yao, so that Li Yao would not have any complaints about her.
"Yes, I see it clearly." As a bystander, he saw it clearly.
Over the years, the old lady's behavior has become more and more eccentric.
Especially after the death of her parents, the family became a one-man show by the mother. The arrival of Ning Jia and An Ye seemed to have changed the situation.
"You are smart. I'll give you a reward." While there was no one around, Ning Jia stood on tiptoes and quickly kissed him on the lips.
Li Yao touched his lips and smiled faintly: "Not enough. Let's do it again."
Ning Jia smiled at him with a hook in her eyes: "Let's talk about it tonight."
After entering the house, Ning Jia ordered Li Yao to take out all the things he brought from her mother's house. Tonight, she wanted to cook for herself, and she wanted to cook dinner openly.
Whoever wants to speak, let them speak.
…
The house opposite.
Jinfeng was sewing clothes in the last glimmer of sunset when Zhaodi came in from outside and whispered to her, "Grandma had a quarrel with Aunt Five and Aunt Six, then she fainted and later woke up."
The noise in the north room was so loud that Jinfeng could hear it even in her own room.
However, she didn't want to watch.
Her face was still hurting from being slapped by the old lady, and her husband's words had deeply hurt her heart, so she tried to hide whenever she could.
But she still wanted to know what happened in that room, so she sent "Little Ear" Zhaodi to the yard to eavesdrop secretly.
"Fainted and woke up again?" Jinfeng was surprised.
The fifth and sixth sons' wives are really amazing. They actually made the old lady faint from anger.
Zhaodi nodded seriously and said solemnly, "Sixth Aunt found a powerful medicine for grandma to drink to wake her up."
"What powerful medicine?"
"What is human philtrum, boy's urine...Mom, what is that?" Zhaodi asked with blinking eyes.
Jinfeng laughed happily, and the anger that had been pent up in her heart seemed to dissipate completely at this moment: "That's urine!"
The sixth brother’s wife is so amazing that she actually made the old lady urinate!
She really admires him!
If I had the courage and determination, I wouldn't be living such a miserable life now.
Zhaodi widened her eyes. This sentence had a huge impact on her.
"Urine... can you drink it?"
"Of course not. Don't do anything rash." Jinfeng warned.
"oh."
The last ray of sunlight sank below the horizon and night fell again. Jinfeng put down her needle and thread, tidied her clothes and got off the kang.
She put the clothes into the closet, hesitated for a moment, and took out the small half bag of cotton from the closet.
Jinfeng held Zhaodi's hand and said, "Come with me to your sixth aunt's room."
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