Chapter 11: First Birthday Party (Part 2)
Just as the beach fell silent after Atlas's miraculous speech, the second group, which had set out after Beichen and his group, arrived. Xiao Peng, Lahan, Glenshe, the Heyang brothers Rui and Redis, Xiaxue, Yizhi, Li Ye, who chatted and laughed with a few pretty boys, and Fang Ai, who leisurely nibbled fruit under the protection of Longyun and Naraka—they were finally all present.
Seeing the subtle atmosphere at the scene, Fang Ai narrowed his eyes and smiled evilly.
"What's wrong? Are metal weapons afraid of water? They all wilt as soon as they reach the seaside?"
"No, no!"
Heihuo immediately came back to his senses and came up to her with a smile, looking at Fang Ai flatteringly.
"Auntie, look at my great figure, how could I be afraid of water?"
"Having a good figure and being afraid of water don't seem to conflict. You don't need to please me, I'm the referee. The referee won't let you off easily."
"Tsk." Heihuo curled his lips in boredom and stuck back to Beichen.
"Anyway, the competition is about to begin, come on, little loach, cheer me on!"
"I'm not cheering you on! Hehe, don't even think about touching me today. I'm definitely going to win the championship!"
Beichen clenched his fists with great pride, but Su Jie twitched his lips: "...Do you really want to masturbate so badly?"
“No, no—!”
While Beichen and Gemini were joking around, Fang Ai had already gathered everyone and announced the competition items:
Beach volleyball, swimming, surfing, and beach relay—four events in total.
"Uh," Lahan raised his hand. "I understand the first three, but what is this 'seaside relay'?"
"Isn't this the most common activity at the beach?" Fang Ai shrugged. "'Hahahaha, don't run' and 'Hahahaha, come chase me'... and so on. So of course we have to compete to see who's better at chasing and who's better at escaping. First, two teams are drawn using red and blue lots. Then the baton is the beach volleyball. The two teams' bases are at the two ends of the coastline. The goal is to grab the ball in the middle and return it to their base. Only one person can play at a time. There are no restrictions on the means, but the storage space cannot be used and the coastline cannot be left. Once the ball is grabbed, that person is disqualified and cannot play again. Another member of the team must be substituted. The team that finally grabs the ball to the base will receive 10 points per person, and the team hero will receive an additional 5 points."
“…”
Everyone fell silent at the same time - Aunt Fang, you are so great that you can create such bloody rules of the game based on such a pink activity!
Xiang Ying nodded seriously: "I understand, but what does extra points mean?"
"There are four matches in the tournament, and of course, we use a points system. The first beach volleyball match also gives the winner 10 points, with the hero getting an additional 5 points. For the next two matches, the champion gets 10 points, the runner-up gets 7 points, and the third place gets 5 points. Whoever has the highest score at the end is the winner."
"Okay, I accept this rule."
Glen She sneered and moved his wrist.
"I'm not interested in sunscreen, but it's a rare opportunity to compete with so many top players, so of course I have to participate."
"I'm joining in, too!"
Long Yun, with her red hair tied up in a messy bun and wearing red and green shorts with a heart pattern on them, jumped excitedly. "That damn monk is so strict. I finally have the chance to take advantage of Xiao Chen, how can I let it go!"
"Then I won't participate," Naraka rolled his eyes. "I'm afraid my frustration with you will build up to a peak during the competition, and I'll blow your head off with a cannon. Then this perfectly normal competition will turn into a murder scene."
“…”
"Then I will also—"
Just as Rui was about to raise his hand, all the men around him looked at him in unison: "Married men, get out of here and be the referee!"
“…”
So Redis, who also wanted to sign up, fell silent.
"I'll join in the fun too." Lahan, who was anxious to stir up trouble, also extended his hand with a smile, but was immediately met with contemptuous looks from several people.
"As someone with a history of relationships, what right do you have to snatch sunscreen?"
"What are you doing?! Even I have the right to find a second spring!! Although your dear Majesty's figure is not hot enough, it's better to touch it than not at all──"
"La Han." Beichen touched his forehead helplessly, "I'll pay you over 5 million to win the championship, but you can't touch me randomly. Deal?"
"Deal! Your Majesty is so straightforward!"
Thus, Lahan's lust was successfully suppressed by his greed, and Beichen happily gained one more person on the self-drawn battle line.
Yizhi, who was on the side, had intended to participate, but seeing so many people around him eager to try, he felt a little discouraged. He curled his lips in a gloomy and somewhat disdainful tone and said, "I have a feeling this competition will be ugly. In order to not damage my image, I'd better be a judge.
Finally, Glenshe, Lahan, and Longyun successfully registered. The people around Beichen naturally participated without a doubt, and Xiaxue, who had been smiling and silent, also joined the competition team - three emperor-level warriors squeezed on the beach to participate in a ridiculous competition, and the purpose was to grab sunscreen. If this competition were to be made public, it would definitely make people's jaws drop.
"Is that the decision, then?"
Fang Ai excitedly waved a small flag that he had taken out from somewhere.
"Then the first game, beach volleyball, begins now!!"
The game started. Li Ye had already set up the volleyball net with her lover (?). The result of the draw was that Beichen, Lahan, Xiaxue, Glenshe, Yagard, Xifeng, and Longyun were in one group; Xiangying, Shuangzi, Xiaoying, Gu Yinyue, Atlas, and Yaye were in another group. Looking at this distribution of personnel, Beichen couldn't help but shout in his heart that God has eyes - now he can catch these guys in one fell swoop, hahaha!
"Hehehe."
Holding the volleyball in his hand, Beichen glanced at the men on the other side of the net with a painful (?) smile.
"This is fate... Everyone, don't blame me for being ruthless. I'm determined to win this tournament!"
With a bang, the volleyball turned into a shooting star and flew towards the other side with the force of lightning and the sound of Jingle Bells.
"Wa ...
Black Plague quickly slammed the ball and hit it back:
"The little loach transformed into something strange just to touch itself!"
bump!
Xiaxue easily cushioned the ball back:
"It seems that you didn't serve her to your satisfaction. She is so reluctant to let you touch her."
Bang!
Su Jie shot back with a look of objection:
"Who said that? She's just naturally thin-skinned and timid. Let me tell you, she was just stealing glances at Agard's muscles!"
With a bang, the ball hit Agard's shoulder and fell to the ground - the twins scored.
"That's too much!" Beichen was so angry that his hair stood on end. "No psychological tactics allowed!"
"Little loach, all is fair in war. War is very cruel!"
"Miss Beichen, I'm sorry." Yagad stomped on the beach ball expressionlessly, then took a spare one from the side. "I fell for their trick just now. Don't worry, it won't happen again. But my body is yours. If you want to see it, you can do so openly."
"...I didn't watch it. Or rather, I really didn't dare to watch it..."
Beichen covered his face sadly.
So the game continued.
Beichen: "Xiao Peng is a real man! A true man of iron and blood!!"
Bang! The vein on Xiao Peng's head jumped, and his feet slipped and missed the ball, allowing Beichen to score.
Yaye: "I heard from Naraka that Longyun was forced to stop sharpening his blade because he was instigated by the iron ghost on the night of the moonquake, and ended up being impotent for nearly a week?"
Bang! Longyun was hit on the head by the ball, and Yaye scored.
Xiaxue: "Gu Yinyue's swimsuit is really conservative. Don't tell me you're still a virgin?"
Bang! The ball was blown up by Gu Yinyue's punch, and Xia Xue scored.
Gu Yinyue: "Forty-five out of the forty-seven lines in Xiaxue's song are inaccurate."
Bang! The ball broke into pieces as soon as it flew over the net, and Gu Yinyue scored.
Lahan: "Brother Xiangying, do you have the heart to save the ball and make your master uncomfortable?!"
Bang! Xiang Ying caught the ball steadily, then... with a distorted expression, quietly placed it on the ground. Lahan scored.
Xiao Peng: "Glenshe, it was actually Lahan who drew the fish cake on your face after you fell asleep that day."
Bang! The ball, which was supposed to go to the other side, suddenly turned and hit Lahan in the face. Xiaopeng scored.
Glenn She: "Xiang Beichen doesn't like people who streak naked."
Bang! Atlas' tail hung down aggrievedly, and the ball hit the ground right between his feet.
Li Ye, who was drinking juice outside the venue, said: "...What is this? A gathering to expose each other's shortcomings?"
Fang Ai, who was sunbathing outside, said, "Hey, hey, it turns out my son is still a virgin. That's great, really great. He's just as boring as his dad. But that's what makes it fun. Huhuhuhuhuhu..."
Li Ye: “…”
The psychological tactics continued, and finally Xifeng couldn't stand it anymore:
"It's ugly, it's really ugly! You bunch of bastards, watch me, how do you really spike a ball?"
So, wearing a full-body waterproof swimsuit, Zephyr in sea monster mode, just like ET, leaps high at one end of the net, raises his hand, and dunks the ball—his figure is elongated, deformed, and distorted by the backlight from the sun, looking as terrifying as a monster invading from a terrifying otherworld! If you add in the gurgling, gurgling, and plurking sound effects, you might even suspect Ultraman is about to make an appearance!
Terrifying! Absolutely terrifying! Much scarier than the Moon Envoy's violent iron ghost! The players on the other side of the net paled in unison at the sight of Xifeng's terrifying appearance, then froze in place. Xifeng then smashed the ball in for a score without a doubt—and just then, the final whistle blew. In the end, Beichen's team won by a narrow margin, each player receiving 10 points.
"Ohhhhhhh!! One step closer to victory!"
Beichen excitedly high-fived his teammates, but when it was Xifeng's turn, he retracted his outstretched hand - the ferocious look on his face when he spiked the ball just now was really terrifying!
And so, just like that, the beach volleyball game came to an end, accompanied by the angry gunshots of the west wind.
(Although he got extra points for being a hero, Xifeng was not happy at all. Amen.)
The second game was a swimming competition. The rules were very simple. The target was a reef in the sea. Whoever completed a round first would win. Because it was a swimming competition, most of the weapons could only watch and not participate. However, Xiaxue and Xiangying, who had already cultivated into spirits, did not seem to be afraid of water. Xifeng had a waterproof swimsuit, so he also participated.
"Get ready—"
At the starting point, Fang Ai held the spirit crystal in her hand and prepared to give the start signal, but halfway through, she suddenly stopped, walked to Gu Yinyue, and pulled him forward two meters:
"Well, okay, get ready—"
"Wait a minute! This is obviously cheating!!"
"You can't protect your own son!"
"It would be strange if he didn't protect me. Aren't sons and daughters meant to be protected? I was thinking this sunscreen project would help him get rid of his virginity."
"Then I'm a virgin too!" Lahan raised his hand shamelessly! "I'm also innocent! I've never even masturbated before! Can I move forward a little too?"
"Me too!" Longyun, who had originally planned not to participate in the competition, also came over. "Actually, I'm the most conservative! This Longyun is just a supporting personality I created so I can make friends easily. The real me is very shy, introverted, and needs comfort! So, can I participate in this rowing competition?!"
“Who would believe that!!!!”
Almost everyone started to complain about those two shameless people.
"Well, I don't have any experience..." Xiang Ying coughed shyly, "Can I...can I use the star power as a paddle?"
"I don't have any either. I don't have any either." Atlas also swung his tail. "Can I just fly over there?"
Beichen screamed weakly: "...Is this still a swimming competition?"
Fang Ai gave him a nonchalant smirk. "It's okay, having fun is the most important thing. All virgins, step forward two meters! It's about to begin!"
“…Don’t discriminate based on chastity!”
Many people complained at the same time, while many others began to cheer and applaud in their hearts.
So, amidst the chaotic complaints and ridicule, the swimming competition began - the result was unexpected. The winner was Gu Yinyue - although he was tall, his swimming posture was as smooth and perfect as a mermaid, and the water flow did not cause any resistance to him at all. The runner-up Glen She relied on his excellent physical fitness and light body. Although his skills were slightly inferior to Gu Yinyue, his speed was still not to be underestimated. The third place winner Beichen - this victory was a bit of a cheating one, because it was originally Yagad's, but when he saw that the person in front of him was Beichen, Yagad slowed down his speed and kicked Lahan, who was catching up, in the water, causing his leg to cramp.
As for Xiang Yingxia, Xue Xifeng, and Yaye, although they have excellent abilities on land and in the air, the effectiveness of their weapons is greatly reduced in water. If we really compare their speed, they are still not as good as humans. Atlas should have been able to win the championship with his physique, but his speed was unfairly slowed down by the resistance caused by his wings, and he could only lose with regret.
Just like that, with Lahan's earth-shaking wails (which Fang Ai simply ignored), the swimming competition ended. Seeing his son doing so well, Fang Ai wanted to give him another 5 points, but was opposed by everyone, so he had to give up.
The next round was surfing. Yaye seemed very excited and took out the surfboard he had prepared long ago, while Yagard distributed the rest of the prepared boards to the contestants. This competition was more difficult to judge, so the decision would have to be made by the judges.
"Okay, let's get started!"
At Fang Ai's command, everyone rushed into the sea holding surfboards in all kinds of strange postures!
Atlas stood on the board and used his star wings as momentum to drag the board forward. Yaye's movements were completely skillful - but seeing that his whole body was covered in black energy, he must have used the power of the Fallen Dark Seed to reduce his weight. What was under Xiangying's feet... was more like a small sailboat transformed by star power than a surfboard. Lahan didn't know how to surf at all. He held the board and rolled in the waves like an olive, and he seemed to think it was very interesting, so he made a strange sound of "wow wow wow" -
The west wind sank.
Gu Yinyue honestly used his strength to fight against the waves.
Beichen lay on the surfboard and floated near Glenshe, watching him perform various difficult performances and exclaiming in admiration from time to time - it seemed that he had forgotten that he was in a competition.
Yagard simply used the Red Moon Armor to create various wave show techniques (? ) and had a lot of fun showing them off.
"I can't stand it anymore!"
On the shore, Rui wiped the juice that had spurted out of his mouth:
"What the hell is going on here! Especially that Yagad!! He's even made the sea water level disappear!"
Redis fanned himself carelessly:
"So you're just too ignorant, Rui. You should study harder. Let me tell you, there's a man like that in Feinheim, named Moses. Being able to part the sea isn't that great, is it?"
"But the problem is, this is a surfing competition!! Does it even look like a surfing competition now?!"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."
Fang Ai smiled and shook his head.
"At most everyone gets 10 points, and my son can get 15 points."
"...Don't open the back door casually, hey."
"Who said it was a backdoor? My son is the only one who didn't use his abilities to cheat in this competition, right?"
“…”
In the end, the surfing competition ended in chaos with no score - the competition had fallen into a state where just having fun was the best and the score didn't matter at all. It seemed that Beichen didn't have to worry about the sunscreen problem anymore, which was a cause for celebration.
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