"No. A163, release of World XX, confirmed release."
"System delivery in progress."
"The delivery was successful."
"Please try your best to complete the task, good luck."
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The above sentences are what Kiyomi Araki said when he was bored in the mission space, imitating what the system would say before each drop, and secretly complaining about the □□ above. He has to say these sentences before each departure, can't he change the style?
Kiyomi Arasuke is a tasker, who randomly draws a vest to enter a randomly drawn world to do a random task.
...Hmm, it seems a bit too casual.
To be precise, they randomly picked a pseudonym and lived in a world for a period of time. They didn't need to do anything, nor did they need any personality setting. They were sent there just because the scientists who organized them wanted to record data from different worlds. To be more specific, it was not something that Kiyomi Arasuke could know.
However, Kiyomi Arasuke said that he has already gotten used to this kind of cosplay. Although he was a little flustered at the beginning, he is no longer the same person as before. Now, please call him,
Qingmu—鈕祜祿—荒介!
As an ordinary person, Kiyomi Arasuke has read a lot of fan fiction. For this kind of doujinshi, which is just a different type but still has the same purpose, Kiyomi Arasuke smiled evilly and said it was easy to do.
It's just a vest, that's all!
Three years have passed, I have changed my username and will no longer endure!
After three years, the entire world of the second dimension welcomes the return of the crooked-mouthed dragon king.jpg
He smiled crookedly and said, "In the second dimension, I, Kiyomi Arasuke, am back!"
The world consciousness all stands up and plays the erhu!
Just when Kiyomi Arasuke's mind was racing, the system flashed, as if reminding Kiyomi Arasuke to stop having fun and to get back to work.
…Well, I still want the vest. After all, the boss gave me too much…
Kiyomi Araki quickly controlled his expression and spoke righteously.
"Task number A163, please note that the vest draw will begin in five seconds. Confirm the world to be released."
"Ah, it's finally coming." Kiyomi Arasuke stretched and pressed a red round button in front of a huge machine.
The words on the machine kept changing, and finally a line of words appeared:
Bungo Stray Dogs BEAST leader Nakahara Chuuya
At the same time, the mission world for this time also appears in the lower right corner.
"Bungo Stray Dogs Main World"
"Drop location: Wrong Heroic Spirit Summoning Array, Summoner: Dazai Osamu"
"Please confirm"
Kiyomi Arasuke blinked and smiled. Oh, he had an idea for a new script.
The Armed Detective Agency has been extremely busy lately for some unknown reason. Even Dazai Osamu, who usually slacks off, has to work with them. As a result, Kunikida's unique pen scrapping rate has skyrocketed, and his blood pressure has also risen.
"Ah, what a trouble! This kind of weather is more suitable for a pleasant dip in a clear river!" Dazai Osamu curled his lips, put his hands behind his back and stretched his waist, complaining, "Now I can only deal with this kind of logistics-like things, and I don't even have time to find a beautiful lady to go into the water with!"
“…But Mr. Dazai, even if you have time, no one will agree to let you go into the water together…” Nakajima Atsushi, who was standing beside him, frowned.
Nakajima Atsushi suddenly remembered something and asked, "But, Mr. Dazai, do you think what that guy said is true?"
The guy that Nakajima Atsushi was talking about was a perverted murderer, a pervert who used his supernatural powers to kill many innocent girls. He was just caught by the Armed Detective Agency. Based on his confession, Nakajima Atsushi and Dazai Osamu were here to deal with the aftermath.
"Atsushi-kun, are you talking about the summoning circle that summons heroic spirits to fulfill wishes?" Dazai Osamu asked, tilting his head slightly.
Nakajima nodded, "Yes." Then he hastily added, "I don't really think that's feasible. I'm just asking. After all, how can such a thing exist?"
Dazai Osamu smiled lightly and gave a different opinion, "Not necessarily, Atsushi-kun, maybe it's true."
"Huh?!" Nakajima Atsushi widened his eyes in surprise, looking incredulous.
Dazai nodded solemnly, and said in a grim tone, like telling a ghost story: "While the girls are still alive, use a silver knife to cut a wound, pour a large amount of virgin blood into the magic circle, and combine it with the summoning words, and you can summon a heroic spirit that will fulfill your wish~"
"Ah!" Nakajima Atsushi took a step back, reacted casually, and scratched the hair hanging by his face a little embarrassedly.
"Too, too cruel..." Nakajima Atsushi said with some pity, "While they were still alive, they watched me die helplessly... Even if this summoning method can really summon a heroic spirit that can fulfill wishes, it will definitely not have any good results!"
Dazai Osamu stared at Nakajima Atsushi for a few seconds, then burst out laughing: "Hahahahahahahahaha, Atsushi-kun, I was just kidding you~"
“…Mr. Dazai!”
After Dazai and Nakajima Atsushi packed up some things in the prisoner's residence, Dazai Osamu held a slightly worn notebook and looked thoughtful. Without turning back, he said to Nakajima Atsushi: "Atsushi-kun, I have something else to do here. You go first~"
Nakajima Atsushi looked confused, "But, Mr. Kunikida..."
Dazai Osamu turned his back to Nakajima Atsushi and waved his hand nonchalantly, and said in a perfunctory tone: "Ah, ah, that doesn't matter. Kunikida-kun will understand me."
"Hey, hey? Is that so?" Nakajima Atsushi was stunned.
Dazai turned to face him, looking serious, "Yes, this is a secret operation, Atsushi-kun just needs to pretend that you know nothing, otherwise it will be terrible if you are exposed!"
"Yes!" Nakajima Atsushi said seriously, "I understand! Mr. Dazai, I'm leaving now, and you have to be careful too!"
Dazai Osamu nodded, "Hey, go ahead, be careful on the road~"
After Nakajima Atsushi left, Dazai Osamu suppressed the smile on his face, held the notebook expressionlessly, and pressed his hand in an unknown direction. A secret passage appeared in front of him, and Dazai Osamu walked into the secret passage and entered a basement.
If Nakajima Atsushi was still here, he would definitely scream out in surprise—
A huge magic circle is drawn on the ground here.
Dazai Osamu stood right in front of the magic circle, casually flipped through the notebook in his hand, looked at the summoning words written on the notebook, and was about to read them out, but paused. He suddenly felt that it was very boring. It would be more interesting to find a beautiful river and have a vigorous suicide.
Dazai Osamu looked at the summoning array in front of him, his voice so low that it was almost inaudible: "Can you, make any wish come true?"
"Ah, how boring." Dazai thought expressionlessly, "Why on earth am I wasting my time on such a boring thing? Was the river not clear enough?"
The sudden flame in Dazai Osamu's heart crackled and was extinguished by his hand.
He dropped the book in his hand, put his hands in his windbreaker pockets, and walked away. Before leaving, he suddenly said, "Summon."
As for why he said this, Dazai Osamu was not quite sure.
If I ask, it's just a casual remark.
Dazai Osamu took one last look at the unresponsive summoning circle and turned away. The moment he turned around, the air began to flow rapidly, and the wind from somewhere blew up Dazai Osamu's windbreaker. He turned around in surprise and heard a very familiar voice in his ears -
"I have come here in response to your call. May I ask, are you my master?"
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