"Ah! Isomura-kun, is that you, Isomura-kun!" Sakata Gintoki said in surprise, "You're out of paper too?!" No way, could it be that he really misunderstood? Did this guy just happen to be holding paper and walk to this toilet by chance, and just happened to know that he was here too, and then just happened to recognize him and talk to him? !

It's becoming more and more suspicious when you think about it this way, okay?

The man called Isomura sighed, "Although I like to use the toilet, I didn't expect that there would be no toilet paper. What a coincidence, Curly, we met again when there was no toilet paper. It's really fate. Could this also be a revelation from the God of Hemorrhoids?"

"No, I don't want to have such a fate with you at all!"

Hattori Zenzo stopped knocking on the door. "By the way, this guy said that all my troubles will go away for only five dollars. Is that true? I need help with something here."

Hattori Zenzo sat inside and slightly moved his stiff buttocks. Feeling the flower that was about to weather and dry up, his throat choked with despair. After a while, he continued, "Excuse me, can you cure my hemorrhoids? Or can you give me an endless supply of hemorrhoid suppositories?"

To be honest, hemorrhoid medicine is really too expensive! He worked so hard for so long just to treat his hemorrhoids, it was really painful!!!

Please, God of Hemorrhoids, please let me go!

Arasuke's mouth twitched: "Sir, I may not be able to help you with hemorrhoids, you should take care of it yourself." Arasuke thought for a while, "Maybe you need a roll of tissue now? But I only have one roll here, if I give it to you, Mr. Sakata will have none left."

"Then please don't be careless and give it to me. I have exactly five dollars here. Please take it. Oh, by the way, my name is Hattori Zenzo." Hattori Zenzo opened the door slightly, revealing a thin long slit. It was very dark inside and the specific appearance could not be seen clearly. Hattori Zenzo stretched out his hand and handed over a five-dollar coin.

Arashi happily took the coin and threw it up and down. The coin reflected a silver light in the air and fell into Arashi's eyes, making Arashi's blue eyes look extremely cold: "I have indeed received your wish!"

This line is super-cool!

“?! Wait a minute! Wasn’t it me, Gin, who came here first?! Wasn’t it me? Are you going to give out the toilet paper like that?! What about Gin? What about me, Gin?! Don’t forget that Gin exists, ah ah!!!” Sakata Gintoki wailed, and two tears fell in his heart. No, Gin won’t really die here!

Yin is the male lead! Is it really okay for the male lead to be ignored like this? !

Araki handed the paper to Hattori Zenzo through the crack of the door and said with a smile, "Mr. Sakata, you can also hire me to buy paper for you for five dollars."

After a while, accompanied by Sakata Gintoki's mumbling voice, the door of Sakata Gintoki's compartment quietly opened a crack, and a five-yuan coin was handed out: "Take it, take it, Gin, I'll give it to you, give me the paper quickly! This wind makes Gintoki feel so cold, damn it!"

Araki happily took the coin, and with a push of his thumb and index finger, the coin was thrown high into the air and then caught in his palm: "I received your wish!"

The next second, a roll of toilet paper was handed to Sakata Gintoki by Arasuke.

Sakata Gintoki: ???

Sakata Gintoki: "So fast?! You guys have been preparing for this long ago, right?!"

Arasuke: …

Araki tilted his head and stuck out his tongue, "Hey hey!"

"Hey, what are you talking about? Do you still want to get away with it at this time? Gintoki, I already know you!" Sakata Gintoki angrily satisfied his physiological needs and opened the door. Hattori Zenzo next door also opened the door at the same time, and their eyes met for a moment. Neither of them had time to tuck their shirts into their pants properly. Their clothes were in a mess, and their dresses were a little messy. Their walking posture was also a little awkward.

Araki hissed, "Ah, this, why does this look like someone was caught having an affair?"

No, wait, dress???

Shouldn't this be a man?!

Sakata Gintoki rubbed his eyes, "Could it be, could it be that I, Gintoki, was dreaming from the beginning? This dream is too real! It's too scary to dream that Isomura-kun turned into a woman! This is as scary as the bastard Mayonnaise suddenly turning into a good wife and mother!"

Sakata Gintoki didn't know what he was thinking about, his whole body shuddered, and he revealed an indescribable expression.

Araki blinked and looked at what Hattori Zenzo was wearing. From the neck down, his figure was curvy and full of feminine charm. From the neck up...

He is basically a frustrated middle-aged uncle with a burden to him.

Araki thought with dead eyes.

This combination of beauty and beast... "Excuse me, are you performing body art?" Arasuke seemed to be asking from the bottom of his heart, extremely curious, with his blue eyes full of thirst for knowledge.

Sakata Gintoki, who was standing by, finally made himself realize that this was not a dream. He rubbed his curly hair hard and began to look at Hattori Zenzo. After a while, his eyes were dull and he muttered to himself: "The light yellow long skirt..."

Araki continued subconsciously: "Fluffy hair..."

All of a sudden, Sakata Gintoki and Hattori Zenzo all looked at him, and Arasuke looked at them calmly, without any panic, as if what he just said was not his own. The mean person in his heart did not slap himself in the face and scold himself to surf the Internet less in the future.

After looking at Araki for a while, Sakata Gintoki shifted his gaze to Hattori Zenzo, "Isomura-kun, you really have an incredible hobby." Sakata Gintoki looked very complicated. He looked up and down at Hattori Zenzo's figure, revealing a complex expression of "I can" and "I can't". "Hiss, I suddenly remembered that if I put a wig on my head, there would be no sense of incongruity at all!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Hattori Zenzo's waist. When he saw this waist, Sakata Gintoki thought of his gender-changed Miss Ginko, and he made a distorted sound of envy.

Damn it! Even Miss Ginko doesn’t have such a thin waist, you bastard!!!

Hattori Zenzo said righteously with a serious face: "You may not know this, but this is also a kind of practice for ninjas, just like the practice of Naruto and Jiya-sensei."

"…How is it possible to have such training!!! Don't bully Gin because I'm not well-educated, you cross-dressing pervert!!! How could anyone take something from a Jump comic seriously!"

"How could there not be! Apologize to me and Naruko-chan, you curly-haired bastard!!! Tens of thousands of Naruko-chans would fire Rasengan at you, you damn curly-haired bastard! They would blast you up into the sky without leaving even a slag for Mother Earth to digest!"

"What are you saying with your babbling voice, you hemorrhoid monster! If your country mother knew her son had become like this, she would definitely kick your butt that was favored by the hemorrhoid god with her freshly polished boots!!"

"Huh?! You damn curly-haired bastard! I curse you to never be able to buy the latest issue of Jump when you eat instant noodles without the seasoning packet!!!"

…

Araki watched the two of them having an elementary school quarrel in the toilet, yawned quietly, and silently imagined what it would look like if the wig's head was connected to Hattori Zenzo's current body.

Hiss——, Araki coughed dryly. Wow, the power is so great! Is this the charm of a married woman? !

Araki clapped his hands together, making a crisp sound of applause, "Wait a moment, are you two sure you want to talk about your longing for each other in the bathroom?" Don't you think this smell is a bit inappropriate?

They looked at each other and turned their heads away at the same time in tacit understanding, "Huh!"

When they found a quiet park, Hattori Zenzou, while muttering about his hemorrhoids, asked Arasuke: "This god, can't you help me contact the god of hemorrhoids to make some concessions? I have already worshipped him devoutly in my heart."

Arashi shook his head: "I've already told you that I can't help you, sir. Let's not talk about whether there is a god called the God of Hemorrhoids. Even if there is, this is the god's preference for you. You should be grateful and accept the god's gift happily!"

As he spoke, a hint of disgust flashed across Arasuke's face uncontrollably, but it quickly disappeared. Hattori Zenzo, who was holding his hip with his head slightly lowered, did not see it, but Sakata Gintoki, who had been watching them, saw it all.

Hattori Zenzo sighed regretfully, said he still had work to finish, and left first. He left in his long women's skirt with a twisted walking posture, leaving Sakata Gintoki and Arasuke facing each other.

Sakata Gintoki rubbed his cheeks with his hands, with an expression of being in big trouble: "So, what on earth do you want to do?! You have also got the five dollars, so don't bother me anymore. I am a mature adult, but I need to work to support a big family! I don't have time to play house with you here!"

Araki put his hands together, his eyes emitting "Pika, Pika" light waves: "Mr. Sakata! I feel that I have a very good relationship with you! You are the first person who can clearly perceive my existence before I speak, so please stay with me!"

Sakata Gintoki:?!

"What, what do you mean together?! Gintoki, I'm not that kind of casual man! I'm not that casual!" Sakata Gintoki said in a panic, "How can I ask to be together after the second meeting!"

Araki seemed to have not heard what he said, and continued to speak on his own, "So, in order for me not to disappear like this," he showed a slightly sharp smile, with his small canine teeth exposed. In a trance, Sakata Gintoki seemed to see flames burning in his eyes, "Please remember me, remember my existence firmly."

He approached Sakata Gintoki, his blue eyes staring closely at Sakata Gintoki's red eyes, and said in a pious, coaxing tone: "Please worship me, believe in me, and remember me."

"My name is Yedou."

"Azujin Yadou."

"Whether it's slaying demons, seeking revenge, or killing people, as long as you make a wish, I can do it for you."

The god who called himself Yato smiled, but Sakata Gintoki saw a blazing flame inside. The flame was burning all the time, as if it wanted to burn the whole world to ashes.

The gods are hungry for believers.

These words suddenly flashed through Sakata Gintoki's mind.

Gods need believers.

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