Chapter 37 My Boss, Tom the Cat!



Undead, warhorses, fox-men, victors, kings.

These five words evoked the feelings in everyone's hearts; looking up at the little fox riding a horse, a sense of awe arose inexplicably.

"Yes, it's that little fox! An attack, this is an attack!!"

"Holy crap, that little fox broke in! It killed the fat pig leader in the first round!!"

"Run! I'm just a nobody, the little fox wouldn't even look at my meager possessions! Run!"

Amidst the deafening roars, the forces that had been rampaging through the streets retreated like a tide, with those who had a shred of conscience carrying their fat piglets and fleeing in a panic.

Xiao Han, riding a horse: "???"

I remember riding a horse and not being able to stop, so I knocked a big, fat pig that was blocking my way and sent it flying.

Yes, there was a clear hoof print on the other party's back. If we report him to the city management guards, it can be used as evidence, and he'll have to pay at least one silver coin in compensation.

How about we kill this pig's head tonight?

As Xiao Han thought maliciously, he finally let out a long sigh.

Never mind, I'm being kind, let's forgive a new driver who just got his license today.

"Surrender, you little rascal! Fat Piglet has been defeated by my boss, you have nowhere to run!"

The kobold who had led the way stepped forward, holding a paper megaphone, and shouted at the fleeing crowd.

As the strategist (in my opinion) of the Little Fox Gang, I should press my advantage and expand our gains.

Moreover, to be honest, he didn't expect Xiao Han to take care of the fat piglet right away, even though the guy was a rare tank.

"Impossible! People in this world are all about loyalty and integrity! There's no way we'd surrender!"

As the crowd retreated, a man clad in armor stepped forward, wearing a green, gourd-shaped helmet.

Behind them emerged a series of distinctive helmets: red chili pepper helmets, yellow banana helmets, purple-black eggplant helmets, and other awesome helmets. Standing together, they gave off a strong sense of a big family.

"puff!"

Xiao Han had just taken a bite of an experience fruit when he suddenly spat it out.

"Ding, daily random task has been issued... Pfft, haha, this is hilarious! I can't take it anymore, hahaha, I'm going to die laughing..."

A hysterical laugh erupted in his mind, its demonic power rendering Xiao Han silent for a moment.

This money-spraying system...

Just as Xiao Han thought the mission might be something like "recruit a group of people and establish a awesome gang" or "escape the assassin's pursuit, and the reward will be doubled if you kill him in return," a message appeared in the Crimson Demon Eyes, and his pupils instantly contracted.

Mission: Crossdressing is the way to go!

Difficulty: None (This is really no challenge for the cunning demon king)

Content: In front of hundreds of people, put on your most beautiful women's clothing, stand tall and show off your beauty!

Rewards: Emergency Kit x10, Skill Fruit x10, Experience Fruit x99 (The most generous reward since the start of the game!!!)

Long live crossdressing! Crossdressing is awesome! Crossdressing is innocent! Don't waste your tender, cute, and petite face. At least, when you're in your "uncle" phase, looking back, you were once a cute little cutie, full of youthful vigor and stunning beauty.

Remembering the past of your horse skin!

"I choose to refuse."

Xiao Han said coldly, retaining the last shred of rationality, and chose to coldly refuse with righteous indignation!

This will leave me with lifelong psychological trauma, okay?!

"Holy crap... This is impossible! You, you actually have such a strong sense of integrity! It's unbelievable that someone skilled in despicable and shameless methods..."

The system voice in his mind was filled with shock, surprise, and disbelief. This was probably a million times more shocking than the fact that the Holy Lord of Light was actually a cross-dressing master!

"Ding, mission failed. You have been awarded 10 experience fruits. I hope you will work hard and turn over a new leaf."

"No need to see me out."

After dealing with the possessing system, Xiao Han's thoughts returned to reality.

At this moment, the loyal Cai Gua Tou inexplicably knelt on one knee at Xiao Han's feet, beside the hooves of the undead warhorse.

"Greetings, Your Highness, Little Fox!"

The vegetables in the botanical garden roared in unison, full of fighting spirit, head held high and chests puffed out, looking like the victors.

This sudden reversal left even the strategist somewhat taken aback.

Don't these people feel ashamed?

Xiao Han looked completely bewildered.

It didn't even take five seconds, did it?

Moreover, I remember coming here to seek refuge, but somehow things snowballed and grew bigger and bigger, and in the end I became the leader of hundreds of people.

Oh right, what did that guy Cai Gua Tou say before? That his noodles were incredibly delicious?

"It smells so good, boss."

Inside the noodle shop, Cai Gua Tou was slurping down a cup of hot noodles, while his strategist, Gou Tou Jun Shi, stood by like a courtier, offering his advice:

"Boss, let's seize this opportunity and take over the eastern district, controlling a quarter of Titan City's underground forces! That way, we'll be rich!"

"Yes, Little Fox Boss, conquer that territory! Let Little Fox Boss's flag fly throughout that area!"

Cai Guatou also agreed with the strategist, while Xiongren, who was obsessed with head-on confrontation, was already boasting that he was "the fiercest general under the Little Fox".

Holding a bowl of beef noodles, Xiao Han pondered for a moment and nodded.

Although it feels a bit off from the original goal, it seems like it has potential...

etc,

What was I originally here for?

Is this a case of double-crossing, continuing all the way to the end?

Forget it, never mind.

"Pfft! Damn it, my big brother Simba the Lion King will avenge me!"

"Pfft! You, you actually betrayed me! Ah! I, my boss Tom the cat, will bring the sinister smile of death and exact my revenge on you!"

"Sign here? No, don't do it, I'll sign, okay... Wait, don't move that cabinet, you bastard!"

As the sun set, the gray forces from several nearby streets were all blasted out. A large group of people were recognized by Xiao Han's men and fled for their lives ahead. A little fox rode a ferocious undead warhorse, leading a group of eager subordinates who had transferred their vicious thoughts to these big shots. Each of them held a watermelon knife (provided by the Cai Gua Tou faction), and they carried the momentum of a thousand-mile chase behind them, unstoppable. The scene was quite friendly.

At least, when signing the street rights transfer agreement, Xiao Han felt that the other party was very friendly, but the other party's teeth were chattering and blood was spilling from the corner of his mouth, which was quite frightening.

Of course, when encountering powerful opponents along the way, Xiao Han personally took action, charging forward on his warhorse. His bronze-level skills, combined with the formidable power of the Obsidian Sword, revealed combat strength comparable to that of a silver-level opponent. Although he was only at the initial stage, he was not to be underestimated, especially against someone who treated a necromancer as a subordinate.

In Titan City, where there are no extraordinary Gold-rank experts, Silver-rank experts are the strongest. A Silver-rank expert is extremely rare. For example, the three top forces in Titan City each have at least double-digit Silver-rank experts.

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